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[–]SimilarImage 57 points58 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month Nidies And that's why you don't play on the train tracks, kids. /r/WTF 32 619
4 months BasslineRaver Man gets hit by train here 20 218
6 months nathan_aeroson Man getting hit by train. /r/gifs 10 190

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[–]AlRubyx 7 points8 points ago

Every single time it's posted it gets more karma.

[–]toy205 0 points1 point ago

So in a few years this gif should get more karma than users that exist!

[–]AlRubyx 1 point2 points ago

Better wait 2 months before next repost though. I'll set a timer.

[–]vinniejimm 1 point2 points ago

This post already has more karma than me. :(

[–]Mixed-Signals 2 points3 points ago

Some would say this train is... UNSTOPPABLE.

[–]Commisar_Chronic 8 points9 points ago

Looks like your attempt at a pun thread was derailed.

[–]Zom-be 0 points1 point ago

Let's try to stay on track.

[–]mojave_moon 0 points1 point ago

I've been here for years and this is the first time I've seen it.

[–]AlRubyx -1 points0 points ago

Me too, but that's just going by the graph up there.

[–]BAKOBOY24 -1 points0 points ago

It seems like this is the most frequently reposted picture. I wonder if there's an actual statistic for "most reposted"

[–]BlueMunky 16 points17 points ago

I'd laugh if a real train hit them both, and I wouldn't even feel bad about it.

[–]halfhartedgrammarguy 2 points3 points ago

You should feel bad

[–]Romanav 2 points3 points ago

But he wouldn't.

[–]Dillbill 2 points3 points ago

I feel like this is exactly something I would see on one if Remi's videos.

[–]caleb5 18 points19 points ago

If you look close, you can see its a fake train

[–]DocSeward 3 points4 points ago

Copying the top YouTube comment. How original.

[–]Eustis 7 points8 points ago

I wish this was Japanese, because there would definitely be some trainfucking going on.

[–]zayonis 1 point2 points ago

4/20/2009

[–]BaggedTaco 0 points1 point ago

At least I wasn't the only one to notice...

[–]dafuq69 1 point2 points ago

I was about to say the same thing. Took the words right out of my mouth

[–]Take_The_Reins 1 point2 points ago

Thomas the tank engine? This could be improved if the guy getting thwacked looked more like the Fat Controller...

[–]Ro0oter 0 points1 point ago

or Diesel 10

[–]lurker_for_justice 1 point2 points ago

Is that the turtle bridge guy?! Hey leave him alone man, he's trying to save lives

[–]ohhyou 1 point2 points ago

19 times this has been posted. 19 times and you thought it needed a 20th for karma? nice work.

[–]Schwadified 1 point2 points ago

If you look closely you can see this is a repost. You will also probably see someone claiming that it is a fake train.

[–]MarikIshtarSTV 1 point2 points ago

I love gifs like these. After you read the title you think its going to be gore but then it turns out to be sillyness.

[–]ryanford4 1 point2 points ago

on 4/20? yup

[–]stuckinlodi420 0 points1 point ago

damnit im 3 hours late, what else is new.

[–]TittyRubDub 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit where was this? Looks like the train tracks behind my old house.

[–]ajehals 0 points1 point ago

A tank engine no less.

[–]kaskrinj 0 points1 point ago

That train looks a lot like a Tachikoma

[–]iamadogforreal 0 points1 point ago

I love how the first guy is for some reason doing this weird ass Gollum pose. I think these two are on too many drugs or not enough.

[–]hardcorehakes 0 points1 point ago

I did not see that coming at all.

[–]TyphoonOne 0 points1 point ago

That was not what I was expecting

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

That guy totally looks like George Carlin O_o

[–]doomfest 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this post before, ever.

[–]throawawayaccnt 0 points1 point ago

That's so fucking stupid I actually laughed out loud at my desk.

99% of stuff on r/funny gets a wry smile or a "heh". Thanks for a real chuckle.

[–]SatansChronic 0 points1 point ago

Next on Cops...

[–]Cheeseish 0 points1 point ago

Who would put a video camera pointing at a random segment of a railroad?

[–]RuffTuff 0 points1 point ago

I don't complain about reports, but this one is posted almost every day.

[–]Shadowslcie 0 points1 point ago

Thomas the train bitches

[–]ZeldaFaggot 0 points1 point ago

The real cause of Steve jobs' death

[–]blm95tehe 0 points1 point ago

Fucken repost i have to down vote

[–]kitkat1026 0 points1 point ago

Is that the one on YouTube where the top comment is, "If you look very closely, you can tell it's not a real train" or something like that?

[–]Grandmaofhurt 0 points1 point ago

Man reposts gif that has been on the internet for ages.

[–]instaldave 0 points1 point ago

I think it might be photoshopped

[–]NELCgeek 0 points1 point ago

Well...I don't know what I expected....

[–]Marceline523 0 points1 point ago

This is now my job.

[–]Johnny_sniper 0 points1 point ago

This made no sense, then I saw the time stamp and was like "Oh they were high."

[–]SirTophammHat 0 points1 point ago

:O

[–]gingersluck 0 points1 point ago

dude tag it NSFL come on man!

[–]ITS_GON_RAIN 0 points1 point ago

The train is a lie

[–]krijoh92 -1 points0 points ago

Oh, long johnson!

[–]ESMrMilo 0 points1 point ago

Reported. Needs NSFW and Warning: Gore stickers.

[–]drcowbell 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost. Sorry i do not know who did make the original but I have seen this posted before.

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 0 points1 point ago

SEE! MEME-ING CAN GET YOU KILLED, DON'T YOU PEOPLE WATCH THE NEWS? IT'S A HORRIBLE DISEASE AND YOU WILL ALL GET HIT BY TRAINS YELLING OUT OH LONG JOHNSON! STOP THIS HORRIBLE "MEME-ING" BEFORE WE ALL DIE!

[–]3nd1t -1 points0 points ago

Link for those that haven't seen it for like the twentieth times.

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[–]Rocketbirdie 7 points8 points ago

That comment was the top-comment of the original youtube-video. Nice try.

[–]leedorham 5 points6 points ago

oooh that's a good trick.

[–]cleagles 0 points1 point ago

nope. trains real.

[–]sahuleka546 -2 points-1 points ago

Choo choo motherfucker!

[–]brianbrianbrian -1 points0 points ago

Hey, leave George Carlin alone!

[–]fran13r -1 points0 points ago

I was disappointed...

yeah, i know, i'm a sick bastard.

[–]MathewMurdock -1 points0 points ago

Oh long johnson!

[–]Estrisk -1 points0 points ago

If you look closely, you'll notice that it's actually a man in a train suit.

[–]koalabearbaby -1 points0 points ago

If you look closely, you can see the train is fake.

[–]ob499 -1 points0 points ago

If you look very closely you can see that the train is fake.

[–]Benito1798 -1 points0 points ago

If you look REALLY close you can see the train is fake

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler -2 points-1 points ago

I always knew Thomas was a fucking arsehole

[–]ArrdenGarden -2 points-1 points ago

Dat date... There must be a correlation. There must be.

[–]Quaytsar -2 points-1 points ago

Before looking at the gif I thought, "How could a person being hit by a train be funny? This would probably be something more suitabale for r/WTF." I still think it would fit in r/WTF.

[–]Areyve -3 points-2 points ago

If you look closely, you can see the train is fake.

[–]Nephrastar -3 points-2 points ago

Don't care how many times I see it reposted. Funny every time.

[–]wkuntz -2 points-1 points ago

If you look closely, you can see the train isn't real.