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[–]BitOCrumpet 213 points214 points ago

I don't understand how it can possibly be comfortable to wear a piece of clothing that ill-fitted to one's body.

[–]moikederp 174 points175 points ago

"I've been a size 6 for over ten years now!"

[–]vellyboo 16 points17 points ago

Those shorts have probably just been in the dryer too many times. :)

[–]6079_Smith_W 9 points10 points ago

Okay.

Or more like that face has had too many pizzas shoved in it.

[–]mymamalovesme 14 points15 points ago

I love that gif way too much.

[–]Krassen 57 points58 points ago

after a certain point, i don't think it's optional. She/it might be stuck

[–]TheFigment 5 points6 points ago

Nevernude.

[–]GodzillaInsurance 26 points27 points ago

It's like a corset for your ass. O.o

[–]i-dont-have-a-gun 5 points6 points ago

...Well no, at least not a working one.

[–]orzof 4 points5 points ago

The illusion of the corset is broken when you can see the flesh bulging. You don't want to know how the sausage is made... uhhhh, on second thought, please let me rescind that overly appropriate analogy.

[–]Paranoidyuki 15 points16 points ago

I can't understand how she even closed the button...

[–]asnof 10 points11 points ago

They were sewn on to her 10 years ago by a magic time travelling fashion guru who knew the styles of today.

[–]PeterMus 5 points6 points ago

She must be in a lot of pain.

[–]harabec01 2 points3 points ago

Only food can ease the pain

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Those poor shorts.

[–]_saya_ 6 points7 points ago

right, half her ass is hanging out and all >_<

[–]wildo421 11 points12 points ago

Dat coinslot.

[–]canthidecomments 8 points9 points ago

I hate stumps.

Muffin tops are awesome girls.

Keep this going.

[–]cumfarts 0 points1 point ago

everything in that picture happened when she was 19

[–]LeonHRodriguez 55 points56 points ago

I would classify this as "body dsymorphia"; an unrealistic and often incorrect interpretation of one's own appearance

for example, check out this comment thread I read earlier today on /r/gonewild

again, that doesn't make a lick of sense to us but to the girl in question, it's as logical as the sunset

[–]cruztacean 33 points34 points ago

Ah yes, the ol' "I only read /r/gonewild for the articles."

[–]LeonHRodriguez 5 points6 points ago

in all seriousness, I un-subbed earlier today

[–]awesomemanftw 9 points10 points ago

Is it because /r/gonewild is a massive circlejerk?

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

pretty much, yes

[–]awesomemanftw 0 points1 point ago

You expected a subreddit dedicated to porn to be anything else?

[–]illegible 3 points4 points ago

I don't go to gonewild because i like heads on my women.

[–]Vrgom20[S] 15 points16 points ago

Thank you for that. I teach about body dsymorphia each semester. I focus more on muscle dysmorphia, but you make a great, valid point.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 7 points8 points ago

[–]ohohb 110 points111 points ago

I imagined the sound it would make when she squats or bends over and the shorts explode. This mixture of a brutal BAAAMMM with the soft and fleshy, wavery sound of her fat shaking in pure disgust and now I cant get the sound out of my head. BAAAMBLBLBLBLBL

[–]vsal 54 points55 points ago

Like a car with a flat tire driving down the road.

[–]09000990 29 points30 points ago

I imagine it's like a mortar. Everyone crouches and they're spattered with pieces of hamburgers.

[–]Calciber 13 points14 points ago

One internet to you sir for making me laugh.

[–]phliuy 20 points21 points ago

This is, hands down, the best onomatopoeia I've ever read.

[–]ThisOpenFist 6 points7 points ago

I once overinflated a football while in my basement. I could hear it creaking for a couple of minutes, and then it burst. The force of the explosion was so powerful that some loose objects in the room moved. The sound was so loud that my cat refused to come out for the rest of the night. I don't know where I was going with this, but it was a pretty awesome thing to witness.

[–]pants6000 1 point2 points ago

Thank Jah that you all came out of that alive!

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

It is wrong to laugh at this and I am wrong for laughing.

[–]johnq-pubic 45 points46 points ago

WTF are those shorts made of , Kevlar ? Carbon nanotubes?

[–]mbrady 37 points38 points ago

Unobtanium

[–]IdioticReplies 29 points30 points ago

Denim.

[–]StinkySteve123 6 points7 points ago

Vibranium. You know, since she clearly can't get any from the guys.

[–]johnq-pubic 10 points11 points ago

No one is checking your user name.

[–]smartzie 2 points3 points ago

I'm still trying to figure out how she pulled them on. I can't believe they took the pressue.

[–]MagicRocketAssault 0 points1 point ago

Aero gel

[–]dontuknow_sosickofu 0 points1 point ago

Diamonds.

[–]BIG_TONY_TALK 12 points13 points ago

I think you may have sat on a butterfly.

[–]ganiggle 23 points24 points ago

I want to know how long it took her to sausage into those things. Jeez.

[–]Martholomule 25 points26 points ago

I approve of "sausage" as a verb

[–]Soup_bones 7 points8 points ago

May I come over and sausage your mom?

[–]DrewciferCDXX 8 points9 points ago

Since you asked so politely...

[–]xejopu 11 points12 points ago

My dad found this on his Facebook feed, apparently it's in Leicester, England... I really, really hope not!

[–]EpcotMaelstrom 19 points20 points ago

As an American, I really really hope so. Sorry guys.

[–]tumbleweed42 29 points30 points ago

butt.rar

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[–]fearofthesky 76 points77 points ago

Maybe she doesn't think she's attractive. Maybe she just gives zero fucks.

[–]Vrgom20[S] 48 points49 points ago

If she were wearing something comfortable, then that would make sense. What she has on is in no way comfortable.

[–]Vrgom20[S] 8 points9 points ago

Perfect!

[–]mcfg 5 points6 points ago

What if she's broke and can't afford new clothes?

[–]Kushie1 4 points5 points ago

She could afford the tramp stamp

[–]Globalwarmingisfake 53 points54 points ago

Then where is she getting all the calories?

[–]pungkow 29 points30 points ago

shitty low cost food that's high on calories and low on just about anything else?

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

Goodwill and Salvation Army. $3 pants. Skip one meal from McDonald's and you have a new pair of pants that fits. They might not look fashionable, but neither do those shorts. Local churches will often give you free clothes too. There is no good reason to wear those shorts. Only denial.

[–]hotred 9 points10 points ago

If she walked into my store wearing those shorts, I would gladly give her a pair of pants or a skirt for free just to help rid the world of eye pollution.

[–]stanfan114 3 points4 points ago

Some people like 'em big. Not me though.

[–]Martholomule 18 points19 points ago

You gotta draw the line somewhere between "big" and "gelatinous"

[–]thereal_me 11 points12 points ago

Amorphous

You can still be big and have a beautiful hourglass figure.

[–]fearofthesky 0 points1 point ago

raises hand Oh, I do!

[–]Icouldshitallday 0 points1 point ago

Would still be fun for a drunken throw.

[–]z3m 6 points7 points ago

How did she get those on?

[–]ThornyPlebeian 4 points5 points ago

I would pay someone 3.50$ to sneak up and knick those shorts with a box cutter.

[–]Kiassen 1 point2 points ago

Why specifically $3.50?

[–]SodaCan 4 points5 points ago

Well many things in life can be gotten with about three fiddy.

[–]redundant409 2 points3 points ago

because tree fiddy?

[–]binkpits 1 point2 points ago

It was about that time that I noticed a monster from the Palaeozoic era creepin up on the woman, he musta been about 8 stories tall!

Oh lawd he was tall!

[–]tits_hemingway 20 points21 points ago

Between those shorts and the diabetes, her circulation must be just terrible.

[–]CFritZ 9 points10 points ago

My god....I've never seen a muffin top quite so....angry.

[–]AnonymousUserOfDoom 3 points4 points ago

Does...does her ass have a belly button? O.o

[–]4ecohgie 6 points7 points ago

This is very upsetting.

[–]frenchinator 1 point2 points ago

I know, what a crappy tattoo.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

But she still fits into a size 10! That's all that counts!

[–]SomeDudeFromJersey 4 points5 points ago

This is my take on the subject. It's crass, but hear me out. At some point multiple people allowed this chick to blow them. In her mind that made her think that she's attractive, but what she fails to realize is that some dudes will let any one blow them.

[–]AnViLLiaN- 3 points4 points ago

There was an obese girl in my class that went to Abercrombie and tried on a shirt. They had to cut off the shirt.

[–]Dualio 1 point2 points ago

best story ever totaly upvoted

[–]-TinMan- 11 points12 points ago

I would pay to see about of 50 of these rounded up, and forced to do a runway show.

[–]alphanovember 12 points13 points ago

Or used as fuel.

I keed, I keed...

[–]eshu112358 2 points3 points ago

I guarantee this woman gets crazy laid. If she didn't have a reason to put it out there like that she wouldn't.

[–]Icouldshitallday 1 point2 points ago

I would, just not in public. And I would probably hate myself after, but then that feeling would pass... it always does.

[–]neubien 6 points7 points ago

god I hate WAL-MART

[–]teamwrk 4 points5 points ago

I know... sunburns are repulsive.

[–]Miss_Logic 3 points4 points ago

I was once told the top was always the best part of the muffin. This proves that statement false.

[–]James311 5 points6 points ago

Mostly because of black men.

[–]lordhardcore 6 points7 points ago

Dat asses.

[–]Electri 1 point2 points ago

/thread

[–]vellyboo 1 point2 points ago

I'm hurting just looking at that. How did she get those on?!

[–]captaintmane 1 point2 points ago

Gag.

[–]O_oblivious 1 point2 points ago

congrats, you received my first gag-reflex in 3 months of r/WTF.

[–]Jambucha 1 point2 points ago

How did she even get this on?

[–]The_Mexorcist26 1 point2 points ago

I really doubt she thinks she's attractive. Shes in the "DGAF" stage.

[–]bamaslammer 1 point2 points ago

10/10 would fap again

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

What I don't understand is why this person wasn't kicked out of the store.

[–]StinkYourTrollop 1 point2 points ago

Ever kicked a bean bag? It just swallows up your foot. I value my limbs...

[–]Rock_My_Socks 1 point2 points ago

Those knees do not look stable.

[–]knighmare 1 point2 points ago

I have seen a woman, she was about 6' 4 or so, uglier than a cows ass, i was walking past her at the time, she said some guy had turned down her offer to go out with him and said he must be gay. as i heard this i stopped, looked directly at her, and said "or he likes attractiveness in a woman" Ill admit it was a dick move but her overinflated ego deserved it

[–]ArchScabby 1 point2 points ago

You shouldn't insult blind people.

[–]-DaFuq- 1 point2 points ago

Black guys find that attractive.

[–]GrannyBacon81 1 point2 points ago

Those seams are screaming for mercy

[–]TheCarolingian 1 point2 points ago

Just a wafer thin mint madam? Go on, you know you want it....

[–]kitfox618 1 point2 points ago

" CAPTAIN, Those shorts can't take on that much pressure!!!"

[–]phenomenos 6 points7 points ago

Sometimes browsing Reddit feels like reading one of these magazines.

[–]marx2k 0 points1 point ago

WTF does "I lost 3st" mean? It made me angry reading that.

[–]phenomenos 0 points1 point ago

I've lost 3 stone, in weight. That's about 20kg.

[–]maeiv 0 points1 point ago

It means 3 stones, or 42 lbs or 19.05 kg. I kinda guessed at it when I first looked at it, but I checked on google, and that magazine is published in the UK.

[–]marx2k 0 points1 point ago

Ok, makes sense now. Still, reading that pisses me off :/

[–]scuwiffpixi 7 points8 points ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little. And secondly how the hell did she get them on in the first place?

[–]mbrady 20 points21 points ago

She put them on 15 years ago.

[–]Kushie1 5 points6 points ago

That is the best explanation.

[–]Cephelopodia 0 points1 point ago

And the chunks probably resemble that unholy morass.

[–]Soup_bones 0 points1 point ago

A running start?

[–]funkgerm 4 points5 points ago

Looks like a strong case of denial. She probably gained a ton of weight, and instead of accepting her flabby fate and getting new clothes that actually fit, she kept telling herself that she will fit back into her old clothes soon enough when she loses all that weight somehow. Kind of sad really.

[–]GenericOnlineName 3 points4 points ago

If you browse Reddit and have a good memory.

You're gonna have a bad time.

But I was on Facebook and someone said that they saw this person yesterday at a Wal*Mart. And, knowing how ancient this picture is, I promptly /facepalmed. I don't understand the Internet.

[–]Ironicallypredictabl -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad I only see that on the Internet, and never in the wild.

[–]BoOnDoXeY 8 points9 points ago

Come to Oklahoma and walk in to a Walmart.

[–]Hillbetty 4 points5 points ago

OK is subtle. Everything there wears camo. Visit a Georgia walmart.

[–]HolyFlyingPenguins 2 points3 points ago

I've noticed an upswing in the OK bashing lately. We are really making a name for ourselves!

[–]blueboard 2 points3 points ago

I am more amazed that she was able to button them.

[–]fatherofnone 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand how someone of that size can fit into that. Can I get some physics help over here?

[–]Splooge_Bob 1 point2 points ago

Maybe she thinks that the Yeast Infection she will recieve can possibly turn into bread?

[–]FurdTurguson 2 points3 points ago

I would so hit that ... with my car.

[–]GAD604 1 point2 points ago

THIS REPOST IS BAD, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!

/s

But in all honestly, that's gotta chaff.

[–]WarHymn 1 point2 points ago

She desperately wants to be a part of a world that will never accept her fat ass.

[–]wascurious 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she's like a female,less muscular Hulk.

[–]greatwood 0 points1 point ago

ready for grandfather nurgle

[–]iSTIZO99 0 points1 point ago

Someone lost a bet!

[–]awesomebbq 0 points1 point ago

What kind of muffin is that? Weird.

[–]neverlaid 0 points1 point ago

Ever met a bombshell that thinks she is ugly. Or a skinny girl that thinks she is fat. This is the reverse.

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

I think "they are attractive" should be changed to "thinks that's attractive."

[–]hungry_brain 0 points1 point ago

Are any redditors out there who dress like this willing to weigh in and enlighten us?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

the girl past the fat thing has a nice ass.

[–]slooted 0 points1 point ago

i'd hit it....

[–]internetbaddass 0 points1 point ago

...and a diet coke.

[–]NuckinBanana 0 points1 point ago

How does that stay together?...

[–]heerus 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a health hazard.

[–]xM4Rape1x 0 points1 point ago

We'll have to cut her out of those

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is that a USDA stamp?

[–]theartofalex 0 points1 point ago

Fairly sure I had a pair of those shorts...

[–]sexybabyjesus2 0 points1 point ago

Yummyyy

[–]paulieindy 0 points1 point ago

There is a weight limit.

[–]epicwinfield 0 points1 point ago

I'm horny and that looks sufficiently appetizing right now.

[–]poop_streak 0 points1 point ago

In all fairness, to someone that looks like tall glass of water on a hot day.

And I may not make that bad a fashion choice, but I think everyone's a little delusional when it comes to their appearance.

[–]skunkzgerald 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry guys, this one is my fault. I keep banging them and they get hot headed about it.

[–]WilWheatonsAbs 0 points1 point ago

  1. Put on size -2 pants.
  2. Disregard laws of physics
  3. ??????????
  4. PROFIT!!!

[–]TinyUnicorn 0 points1 point ago

I sometimes feel like I look like that because my hips and waist aren't proportionate. I know I don't but sometimes man...sometimes...

[–]sorrowpro 0 points1 point ago

Anyone cry out in pain when they saw this?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Run, it's about to bust!!!

[–]Honztastic 0 points1 point ago

Before some white knights come in here with the "everyone is beautiful" crap, fucking look at that.

[–]JohnCarpenterLives 0 points1 point ago

I'll put money down that says she has a mental handicap.

[–]PO-TAY-TOES 0 points1 point ago

That is a fine piece of red meat, got to love feedlots.

[–]PrematureJackULation 0 points1 point ago

Oops. came.

[–]dretherford 0 points1 point ago

How many times is someone going to post this?

[–]Scoldering 0 points1 point ago

Oh please, in the name of all the people I know who dress like that, upvote!

[–]Effervesser 0 points1 point ago

I got distracted. Girl in the background has a nice ass.

[–]COD4CaptMac 0 points1 point ago

She's gonna blow, captin!

[–]AkitheFrivolicious 0 points1 point ago

While I understand that, yes, the amount of belly fat per pant size is unrealistic and a little uncomfortable to see, today's media and society DO put a lot of pressure on women to wear skin tight clothing and be a size 2 to be beautiful.

This girl took the message literally. Good for her for being confident, but yes, I agree. Them pants. Hmm.

[–]theworldisgrim 0 points1 point ago

The woman has bent the laws of physics, squeezing into that. She has super-powers.

[–]skreendreamz1 0 points1 point ago

Excuse while I go do this.

[–]Firedemon698 0 points1 point ago

I just puked a little in my mouth....

[–]squid06 0 points1 point ago

And people bitch about YOLO tattoos...

[–]Lynch117 0 points1 point ago

Muffin top ahoy...

[–]LoriStrode 0 points1 point ago

how did they even get it on ? Crisco ?

[–]badger_the 0 points1 point ago

This is VERY intentional. This person (somehow) got into that outfit, looked in the mirror and thought, "yeah, that looks good."

[–]dbt4949[!] 0 points1 point ago

Depends on the mirror.

[–]ZerglingBBQ 0 points1 point ago

I think that they are mentally handicap. Not trolling either. No normal person would think that something like this looks good on them

[–]Icouldshitallday 0 points1 point ago

Gotta admit though, it's more entertaining than if she wore properly sized clothes.

[–]fotzenwasser 0 points1 point ago

It's because people in 'merica won't tell you that you look like a whore. They rather compliment you because they don't want to feel bad.

[–]hyp3r 0 points1 point ago

In Perth, Western Australia, if you go to a suburb called Maylands, you'll see a lot of this kind of thing.

[–]Vengeance_mine 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how much lube was used to get those shorts up that far....

[–]timmycosh 0 points1 point ago

I will never understand how people will take be able to take that off...

[–]Tomtom041890 0 points1 point ago

They are. To someone. Some where. But not to me. I just threw up. Which is also attractive to someone.

[–]marx2k 0 points1 point ago

Those shorts are never coming off

[–]ammysaur 0 points1 point ago

I went to school with a girl like this, she was mean too. So one day I convinced a bunch of my friends to stare at her and pretend we were holding binoculars, we called it whale watching.

[–]mcoulton 0 points1 point ago

An orang shirt and blue jeans, it hurts my eyes

[–]caitlincookiee 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]Vee_Vee -1 points0 points ago

I will never understand why the fuck anyone would care enough to post it on the Internet just to whine about it.

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[–]StinkYourTrollop -2 points-1 points ago

Because she is FUCKING HIDEOUS and is forcing anyone near her to feel physically ill. Jesus, I'm nauseous just looking at the photo - and photos don't even convey smell. She is the problem with healthcare systems all over the World. She obviously has NO self control or self respect. That's why all the hate.

[–]broshay 1 point2 points ago

Nyaaaargh...eye bleach...pass the eye bleach

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Muffin Top.... GNARLY

[–]bp3959 0 points1 point ago

Different strokes for different folks.

Who are you to define what everyone else should look like in order to be happy or feel attractive?

[–]sigaven -2 points-1 points ago

All that cottage cheese could feed a small country.

[–]Todomanna -2 points-1 points ago

I will never understand people who constantly point them out and make fun of them. So they dress that way, so you don't understand them, so what?

[–]NotAlways 3 points4 points ago

Nobody wants to see anyone's ass hang out of their shorts, doubly so when it's a repulsive ass.

[–]joshuaolake 0 points1 point ago

Wow!

[–]Public_Ally 0 points1 point ago

Butt went MIA!

[–]random1peter 0 points1 point ago

I simply can't stop laughing

[–]onederful 0 points1 point ago

how you know she's attractive? more likely, it's a case of zero fucks.

[–]SamuelAsante 0 points1 point ago

dat other ass.

[–]cpumatt 0 points1 point ago

She reminds me of those ducks with those rings around her neck. She must have had those on since she was twelve.

[–]annettewild2 0 points1 point ago

You can't tell the difference between her ass and stomach.

[–]nathan1942 0 points1 point ago

Self esteem is an amazing thing. For some reason the people who shouldn't have it have it.