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[–]victorialovesyew 1 point2 points ago

I sea what you did there.

[–]Jpait94[S] 0 points1 point ago

If you make another pun I'm going to punch you in urchin.

[–]Shaggy57 2 points3 points ago

I think we should Auschwitz to a different joke style.

[–]7joshy 2 points3 points ago

We need to make Führer puns.

[–]Jpait94[S] 0 points1 point ago

Ann your points are?

[–]Shaggy57 2 points3 points ago

Frankly, I don't see why it matters.

[–]Jpait94[S] 0 points1 point ago

Do you nazi why we should stop with the puns?

[–]Shaggy57 1 point2 points ago

That one should have been mein.

[–]Jpait94[S] 0 points1 point ago

I gas I should say I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take it.

[–]boredandworking 1 point2 points ago

Puns seem to be a Hitler around here.

[–]lucianmatt 2 points3 points ago

[–]boredandworking 1 point2 points ago

[–]TheCount913 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this... you sire get an upvote

[–]Jakbo 1 point2 points ago

This is the 10th time this has been reposted! Congratulations!

[–]Jpait94[S] 1 point2 points ago

|_| This is a cup. It's filled with all the fucks I give. Clearly none. Congratulations!

[–]Kidsturk 0 points1 point ago

Oh, the hugh manatee.

[–]Jpait94[S] 0 points1 point ago

Found this in rainbow river down in FL. http://i.imgur.com/Yk2Hv.jpg

[–]MrEpicFerret 0 points1 point ago

I did nazi that coming.

[–]linkrobin -1 points0 points ago

Older than the internet itself.

[–]all_knowing_fish -1 points0 points ago

If every time this was reposted, a person went back in time and prevented one person from being captured by the Nazis. The Holocaust would have never happened