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[–]BobbyDigital_ncsu 0 points1 point ago

OH HELL YE... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]ewquillen 0 points1 point ago

hmmmmm quick think of original content......FUCK IT I'LL JUST REPOST!

[–]Rexono 0 points1 point ago

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[–]ignorantferret[S] 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....this comment was worth the post....thanks for making me smile....HAHAHAHAyoursuchacuntHAHAHA

[–]y-blaidd-drwg -1 points0 points ago

If you're not a troll then you are a complete fucking idiot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c

[–]y-blaidd-drwg -1 points0 points ago

Touché

[–]Faderkroon 0 points1 point ago

Oh God, the sweet chocolaaarglbarghl!

[–]iSkyla -1 points0 points ago

Repost....

[–]mrcleatus 0 points1 point ago

I saw your comment somewhere else too....

[–]iSkyla -1 points0 points ago

Haha. I'm laughing so much at your witty comment.

[–]Martinolax -1 points0 points ago

I would eat that chocolate bird