Welcome to Canada

EarsOfRage · 3 months

People from areas without moose find these signs funny. Those in areas with moose know that moose are deadly.

Orobin · 3 months

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jbond66 · 3 months

If you hit a moose more than likely, you are FUCKED.

m_orning_shambala · 3 months

Sure they destroy your car, but they apologize immediately.

piggylet · 3 months

Relevant

Roozle10 · 3 months

...and just wait until you see the bears, eh?

Muddie · 3 months

For all looking for where this came from, it's a photoshop from Something Awful's Photoshop Phriday.

Not trying to be a 'oh, faaaaake!' dick, just trying to save some people from flocking to Canada to get drunk and try to find and attack an invincible moose, resulting in....

You know what? That sounds awesome. Fuck it. I'm wrong. It's real everybody! Grab yer bats.

easyfrag · 3 months

If I don't stop it didn't happen

foocorpluser · 3 months

ftfy: Welcome to Newfoundland

Canadian-ambassador · 3 months

On behalf of all Canadians, I apologise for this.

bill_posters001 · 3 months

Anybody else see a Gorillaz reference?

hushnowquietnow · 3 months

My dad hit a moose once during his morning commute back when I was in high school. He was at highway speed in a Grand Cherokee (at 4 in the morning or so) when the moose ambled into the road in front of him. The jeep was totaled. The windshield was caved in almost to the driver's seat and the engine compartment was in bad shape too.

The moose, on the other hand, rolled up and over the top of the Jeep, landed on his legs, and kept on walking. The fucker wasn't even phased.

Langsten_Hughes · 3 months

Lets go to the mall

Travdaman420 · 3 months

No joke. People get Fking killed by crashing into those enormous bastards. My schoolteachers son was killed when hitting one with his car and it went through his windshield. this happened in northern british columbia.

jaynone · 3 months

I live in Ottawa and want to put up a sign on the Trans Canada that says Deer Danger next 4400 KM on the westbound side and Deer Danger next 1400KM on the Eastbound side instead of these silly things

danish_hole · 3 months

*welcome to alaska.

TheRealHeroOf · 3 months

Challenge Accepted.

kris919 · 3 months

Beaver Version

guntfuddler · 3 months

Its funny until you realize they're not kidding.

Well, its still funny but... just in a grim kind of way

jlamothe · 3 months

I know someone who described hitting a moose thusly:

Ever hit a bus? It's the same thing.

sml6174 · 3 months

Relevant Monty Python

Jatik · 3 months

The population is decreasing!! Here's my sign to look out for mooses. Also pay no attention to the trees behind.

NotBadForAnOldGerman · 3 months

Relevant story: http://www.39online.com/newsfix/kiah-woman-hits-moose-drives-to-work-with-no-memory-of-it-20120518,0,2788949.story?track=rss

ThEgg · 3 months

Not to a Saab. (3:09 mark).

GrungeHamster23 · 3 months

Invincible Moose. Sounds like a sweet band name.

Diiiiirty · 3 months

Yep...sounds about right...

melzor82 · 3 months

There are similar signs in Maine which just say "Moose Crossing." "Invincible Moose" just seems a little ridiculous... Ridiculously AWESOME!!!

buttez · 3 months

I saw the results of a 80mph Moose vs Yaris collision 2 days ago in Idaho. Neither one was going to leave the scene under their own power.

sme00 · 3 months

Inconceivable Moose

wickler02 · 3 months

Including the majestic møøse

someones1 · 3 months

I hit a moose once. Surprisingly, the car won.

But that usually is not the case.

jetpack_operation · 3 months

Less devastating than the more elusive invisible moose.

IAmARetroGamer · 3 months

Or maine.

I remember hearing all kinds of horror storys about them when I was going to school at the LJCC.

SpacePontifex · 3 months

Multiple moose, or one individual moose?

Lamar_Scrodum · 3 months

damn starfish always crashing into moose

mojimojr · 3 months

relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs

Uberninjaa · 3 months

If I defeat him.... I'll be a LEGEND...

Mi5anthr0pe · 3 months

No shit, my Canadian friend's uncle was in the hospital for 3 months after he hit a moose. The fucking moose just "got up and walked off".

now_in3D · 3 months

that is aboot the funniest road sign i've ever seen

AngryCanadian · 3 months

Those badasses dont give 2 fucks about cars... I almost ran into one @ night. Bull just stood there looking at us about 1m away in front of the car. When we tried to back up and go around he just followed the car keeping same distance. just looking right at us... so surreal that was. my GF the entire time kept saying "just hunk at it, it will run away". We don't date anymore...according to her its because i never listened to her...

toxinogen · 3 months

I almost hit a moose while driving last year. It was scary as fuck. Those things are HUGE.

Christophoro · 3 months

Moose likely to end up in a car crash.

FeroxDeoVacuusVinco · 3 months

How is it invincible if I can still see it?

XAPHAIS · 3 months

It's like 2 tons of meat on 4 stilts, then you hit their legs with your car and it falls on you crushing you to death.

They usually get up and walk away

mecrio · 3 months

That's either a horrible large or fast invincible moose. Not cool.

bearses · 3 months

welcome to canada!

clonetek · 3 months

what? I can see it right there!

invisible, my ass.

AlexElectric · 3 months

This sign is totally not funny, the moose are so big in some parts of boreal Canada that if you drive into one and it falls on your hood you will certainly die of crush injuries. Your car will be totaled with zero chance of survival. Most likely the moose stands back up afterwards and walks away. It's like driving into a small elephant.

lesonj · 3 months

Dude, my dad saw an accident when a couple hit a moose. The husband died before my dad got to the car and the wife died in my dads arms. The poor moose was gone too. Hitting a moose or deer is deadly, and this sign is completely relevant.

alltwo147 · 3 months

Shit, that's where Gorillaz filmed 19-2000, isn't it?

argh_minecraft · 3 months

Boss fight for the Canada level.

[deleted] · 3 months

LOL it's funny cuz it's true!

remarkless · 3 months

5km. Whats that like 90 miles?

zarilix · 3 months

Don't laugh! These monsters exist and will find you with their car seeking, kamikaze bodies!!!!

Yuppers16 · 3 months

Alright guys, final boss stage.

BurnOutYourEyes · 3 months

Fun fact: If you hit a moose with your car your airbags might not deploy because moose have tall spindly legs. But don't worry, their 1+ ton body can come flying through the bed of your car moments after, so the airbags are going to be much help anyway.

heihoshindo · 3 months

"Sorry" -Invincible Moose

AQiLd · 3 months

The best part is moose is plural for moose. So it could be that hitting moose with your car is dangerous. Or there could be one invincible super-moose going around fucking shit up.

supergoopinator · 3 months

Mythbusters have an episode where they try to take out the legs with a speedy convertible and have the car escape under the moose before the body hits it.

AetherIsWaiting · 3 months

If you give a moose a muffin....

Roomy · 3 months

Let's just hope the invincible moose doesn't team up with the invincible bears. Then we'll have invincible bear/moose combos running around raping out churches, burning our women.

sotted-moose · 3 months

If this is real, I want one of those signs.

larynx1982 · 3 months

KM? Oh Canadians, you're so silly!

zdarlight · 3 months

Canada welcomes you. NSFW

theawesomebla · 3 months

Freaking kilometers.

alexwisswolf · 3 months

Oh I get it, it's funny because they use the metric system.

kgall · 3 months

But... I can see it

Fat_Je5u5 · 3 months

Probably photoshopped. I see the signs all the time and not a single one says "invisible moose". However it's not impossible that some one was bored on the job

Dashzz · 3 months

I live in Canada and that sign is 100% true.

mastersword83 · 3 months

where did you find this? I have to check it out

Aww_fuckberries · 3 months

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funny

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