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all 146 comments

[–]MrTesta 114 points115 points ago

No, It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.

[–]jwdrummer21 17 points18 points ago

Gimme the booze, you pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak.

[–]unknownkoger 9 points10 points ago

sippin on grandpa's old cough medicine?

[–]timleftwich -2 points-1 points ago

[–]mrdoink20 2 points3 points ago

*slow applause

[–]Immynimmy 4 points5 points ago

Killer boots man!

[–]explosivo85 -2 points-1 points ago

came here just for this. Thank you.

[–]432 46 points47 points ago

Someone please explain what is happening here.

[–]Fullerfyed 83 points84 points ago

It would appear that a NC State Trooper is pulling over a Krispy Kreme Donut truck, more than likely going to deliver some freshly made donuts to some stores. OP is making the joke that all cops like donuts and had to pull this truck over to get some now.

*EDIT: I live in SC, but I know what the NC state trooper cars look like.

[–]Theox88 10 points11 points ago

Yeah that's a NC squad car.

[–]kepaa 2 points3 points ago

This is Wilmington! I saw it yesterday

[–]intifan 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, yeah, that sounds about right.

[–]Woolio 6 points7 points ago

Wait... What state is this that freshly-made donuts aren't made in-store?

All four of the Krispy Kremes around here have donut factories in.

[–]MountainLionKingKong 17 points18 points ago

Places that aren't Krispy Kreme that sell Krispy Kreme doughnuts, i.e. supermarkets, gas stations, etc.

[–]Woolio 3 points4 points ago

Ah, that makes more sense. Would also explain why I see the Krispy Kreme Donut Trucks at Weigel's.

[–]fswmacguy 9 points10 points ago

There's a Krispy Kreme place in downtown Raleigh, NC that is amazing. From the lobby you can look through a big glass window and see the little 'donut factory' packed in there. One of the best field trips as a child was going there. The waterfall of glaze, the frying of the dough, the staff hand-packing boxes of perfect donuts and loading them into the back of the truck...

tl;dr Donuts are awesome.

[–]krl1327 1 point2 points ago

Aaaand the drive-thru is 24 hours... So amazing.

[–]raggedtoad 0 points1 point ago

I pass the Krispy Kreme on the corner of Peace and Person in DT Raleigh on my way to work every morning. Don't think that one has a glass window from the lobby though. But the glaze waterfall is definitely the best part... mmmm......

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Actually that is the one they are talking about, it does have a big glass window

[–]Woolio 0 points1 point ago

Conveyor belts too? The Krispy Kreme in Knoxville has conveyor belts that are at least three feet across and several hundred feet long.

[–]superluminal_girl 0 points1 point ago

The chocolate cake donuts from here, Hot Now off the conveyor belt. OMG. It was like eating liquid chocolate cake. They were so warm and fresh, the saturated fat in them was not solid. I wish they had some way to tell you what donuts were on the belt when. Like a Krispy Kreme ap. I mean, the regular glazed ones are good, but dear god, this was the best thing I had ever eaten.

[–]jepense 0 points1 point ago

When they pull the donuts off of the line from being glazed and hand you the box...oh my baby Jesus. They just melt in your mouth.

[–]urbieoutie -1 points0 points ago

Five Points? Classic store.

[–]432 0 points1 point ago

K thanks. I've never heard of the Donut brand before.

[–]dugapony 7 points8 points ago

they are the best goddamn donuts on this planet

[–]cyberdmz 5 points6 points ago

Most likely the best in the universe. A fresh, hot Krispy Kreme donut is a top ten life treat.

[–]yankeebayonet -2 points-1 points ago

Actually that would be Voodoo Doughnuts from Portland. KKs are cheaper though.

[–]zonearc 1 point2 points ago

Not sure why you were downvoted. Voodoo Doughnuts is well-known as one of the best donut places in the world, which is why it is often featured on TV shows on the Food Network and in magazines. I like Krispy Kreme donuts, but they can't compete against a boutique.

[–]tehkyle5k -1 points0 points ago

False.

[–]Not_Slim_Shady 2 points3 points ago

K THANKS.

[–]432 2 points3 points ago

Just urban dictionaried k thanks, oh god I have been using it wrong all these years.

[–]Not_Slim_Shady 0 points1 point ago

k thanks = bitchy 13 year old girls response to everything, when someone sends me a "k thanks" or the even worse "kthanks" it is an almost instant no reply from me

[–]Worstcasescenario 0 points1 point ago

k thanks = a way to say "Okay thank you" shortened down in a way that maybe we shouldn't be immediately judging people for. Perhaps.

[–]Not_Slim_Shady 2 points3 points ago

While this may be true I have never seen it used in this context. I usually see it as a casual "fuck you" from most people, but that could be relative to my age and others my age that surround me.

[–]carriegood 1 point2 points ago

its really snotty when done as kthxbye. that makes me nuts.

[–]Not_Slim_Shady 1 point2 points ago

"Hey I left the (something you needed at work and/or school) you wanted me to bring you sweetie."

"Kthkxbye"

[–]432 -1 points0 points ago

At least I know what it means now. My worst case of getting the meaning of a word wrong was when I thought bullshit could be used instead of shitty and my hash dealer was stuck in traffic, called me up to say he was in traffic, i said it was bullshit, he got angry and hung up phone and went home.

[–]Not_Slim_Shady -1 points0 points ago

Oh my, I could see how that could cause some problems haha

[–]EugeneHarlot 4 points5 points ago

It's funny because cops like donuts

[–]Kinglink 1 point2 points ago

You must not be American, that's Ok..

In American, there's a stereotype that police like donuts, because police used to wait for calls while on break at donut shops. (This was before starbucks was around, so they were likely just trying to find a good cup of coffee).

Note this was before everyone was obese in America, and the cops usually weren't that fat, it just was a stupid stereotype that has lasted forever.

[–]432 2 points3 points ago

I see, thanks. I am British

[–]obligatorypeteypablo 20 points21 points ago

NORTH CAROLINA!!! COME ON AND RAISE UP!!! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND TWIST IT ROUND YOUR HEAD LIKE A HELICOPTER!!!!!!

[–]lpd10574 4 points5 points ago

You were destined for this.

[–]jepense 1 point2 points ago

THIS ONE FOR WHO? US US US

(I think I've encountered you before and I think I've given the same response...)

[–]Pirate_Harris 1 point2 points ago

upvote because Petey Pablo is from my hometown.

[–]tinkyXIII 1 point2 points ago

redditor for four months and two days

Not bad.

[–]dewhashish 13 points14 points ago

Don't glaze me bro!

[–]SW4506 17 points18 points ago

Please not North Carolina, please not North Carolina .......damn.

[–]thegoldenavatar 5 points6 points ago

I got really sad when Harris Teeter stopped carrying Krispy Kreme. Now they make some of the worst doughnuts I've ever had in-store.

[–]superluminal_girl 0 points1 point ago

They're good.. if you like massive amounts of dough and sugar.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are pretty bad anyways so no big loss.

[–]mockin_the_suburbs[!] 1 point2 points ago

Seriously? Where else?

[–]201smellsfunny 0 points1 point ago

That actually looks like it could be an Amendment One campaign sign in the corner too... can't tell if it's for or against though.

[–]trin_tragula 4 points5 points ago

Wait a tic....did this happen in Wilmington? If so I do believe I saw this happen! Small world and/or I am entertained easily.

[–]GabTap -1 points0 points ago

omg

[–]Sleepy_McTiredson 13 points14 points ago

Something tells me he called the whole department in for backup on this one.

[–]7joshy 11 points12 points ago

"We need to take in some samples as evidence."

[–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 6 points7 points ago

"Book em' Lou."

[–]superluminal_girl 2 points3 points ago

"Dunk em', Lou."

[–]ASUstoner 2 points3 points ago

Are you a wilmington redditor?

[–]GabTap 0 points1 point ago

I am..

[–]Snip-Snap 0 points1 point ago

Cape Fear up in this mahf

[–]wiffleball_lgnd 7 points8 points ago

I donut see what the problem is here officer

[–]paltonas 4 points5 points ago

Is that Stig inside the police car?

[–]Eustis 4 points5 points ago

I wish our cop cars here were as cool as that

[–]Osiris32 4 points5 points ago

I take it you're not in the US? Ford basically canceled the Crown Vic, which was the standard police car platform. Now everyone is going to Dodge Chargers and Chevy Impalas, with the occasional random other model thrown in for variety.

[–]stokleplinger 5 points6 points ago

These are NC state troopers, I'm pretty sure that the Charger is the base model. They also have Camaros, Impalas and Suburbans in the lineup from time to time. Our local cops are still on Crown Vics, Explorers and only the occasional Charger.

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

I've also seen Mustangs, Subaru WRXs, F350 crew-cabs, Expeditions, and on one weird occasion, a 1989 Ford Aerostar (unmarked traffic enforcement)

That last one was hysterical to see people pulled over by.

[–]superluminal_girl 0 points1 point ago

I was really freaked out when I realized we had Police Pick-up Trucks.

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

My county sheriff has several. A few are for towing their Marine Patrol boats (for the river and our lakes) but most say "Livestock Unit" on the back. Yay for farmland!!

[–]stokleplinger 0 points1 point ago

I saw a BMW once, decked out for UC work. Figured it was a seizure.

[–]ChargersDen 0 points1 point ago

I live in a small shitty town in Eastern NC and even all our cops have Chargers. They just drive around and do nothing basically.

[–]ksanders8706 0 points1 point ago

As do I. Eastern NC and all. Our local police force just got their hands on their 2012 Chargers. I've done a few ride alongs. They're FAST.

[–]jobosno 0 points1 point ago

One dep here refuses to switch, I know the man who made the decision and he said "There's only one person I trust to drive it in this department and I'm too busy"

[–]cobur5b4 0 points1 point ago

Whaa? Where are there police intercept camaros?

[–]stokleplinger 0 points1 point ago

I've seen them in/around Greensboro. If I recall it was a trooper, not a city cop.

[–]Eustis 2 points3 points ago

all police cars here are still crown vics or tahoes. We're just outdated I guess

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

They'll go away soon. Ford isn't supporting the CV platform. Soon it will be hard to find parts.

[–]lpd10574 1 point2 points ago

Ford is making a police edition Taurus though. Like the interceptor model of the Crown Vic it has some features different than the civilian model Taurus.

[–]rckcowboy8 0 points1 point ago

Like the twin turbo SHO? If thats the case ill have to invest in a faster car...

[–]lpd10574 0 points1 point ago

Ha! They aren't likely to get the turbo anything as it is fragile and cost too much to keep running. The police model has a dash that allows police equipment to be mounted easier and the rear doors open 15 degrees further for ease of prisoner entry and exit. it will likely be just the regular engine with maybe a different computer setting.

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

It'll have the Interceptor engine package, as most police cruisers do.

[–]rckcowboy8 0 points1 point ago

Ahh that makes sense

[–]MrMarauder 1 point2 points ago

It'll be quite some time before it'll be hard to find parts, given the high number of limo services that still use Town Cars, and taxis using recycled Crown Vics.

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

Yes, and no. Governmental agencies have all sorts of restrictions on where they can procure equipment from. I've had to send my firetruck a county over to get it repaired, even though there was a fully certified and experienced mechanic in town. It's extremely stupid, but it's an aspect of the "CUT GOVERNMENT SPENDING NAO!!!!!1!!" crowd. These are the same people who demanded that all state-owned vehicles here in Oregon not have stereos, even though that was more expensive, because it LOOKED like it cut spending.

[–]MrMarauder 0 points1 point ago

No, my point was, with there being several other demographics that rely on that model so heavily, parts will still be in an abundance for quite a while.

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

My point is that, for law enforcement, those parts may be abundant but not ACCESSABLE.

But I know that there will still be companies cranking out aftermarkets. How many Crown Vics/Grand Marquis are on the road? There will be a demand for them for a long, long time.

[–]lincoln131 1 point2 points ago

The Impalas are the worst police cars ever. The substandard charging system can't handle the electronics, and they are not made to handle the rigors of law enforcement. I'm interested to see how the new Caprice holds up.

Our dumbass officers back into all kinds of shit because the Chargers have huge blind spots.

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, the B pillars in Chargers block a shit-ton of the view. But the huge trunk is nice, as is the beefed-up alternator.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Some depts will be switching to the new Chevy Caprice patrol car. It's some rebadged Australian car iirc.

Sincerely, guy that installs all the undercover lights on law enforcement cars in the foothills of NC.

[–]lpd10574 0 points1 point ago

You can't tell how bad it is from this picture, but the difference in the new decal on the side versus the older charger model is horrendous. The new one looks like it was put on by someone with crossed eyes and one leg shorter than the other. It has a terrible slant from the rear to the front. It just doesn't look as good as their older chargers did.

[–]Lendri 1 point2 points ago

At least he didn't run, like one Krispy Kreme truck here in Wisconsin:

UW Police Chase Krispy Kreme Truck

[–]meiam001 1 point2 points ago

I'll bet anything the whole time during the stop the cop was thinking 'god damnit I know this is going to end up on the internet'

[–]Kinglink 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to need back up! Lots of backup.

[–]Thanatos_96 1 point2 points ago

Did that happen in Wilmington?

[–]GabTap -1 points0 points ago

omg...

[–]Thanatos_96 -1 points0 points ago

What?

[–]GabTap -1 points0 points ago

I am too

and you joined on my birthday o shit

[–]Thanatos_96 0 points1 point ago

Well, i'm more from the between Jacksonville and Wilmington area, but I go there on occasion. But that's really cool!

[–]jhonnythorn 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]sexdrugswine89[S] 4 points5 points ago

No one can resist a fresh Krispy Kreme.

[–]prattable 2 points3 points ago

I'd probably pull over a Krispy Kreme truck too, if they were still in my area. :(

[–]AsInOptimus 2 points3 points ago

When one opened in my area, there were crazy lines of people waiting outside with helicopters filming footage from above.

It closed maybe 3-5 years after it opened. Sad, so sad. Now it's a bank, and lollipops just aren't the same.

[–]44problems 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, they were quite a fad in non-Southern states. Everywhere all of a sudden, lines out the door at 5 AM... then they all disappeared.

[–]stokleplinger 0 points1 point ago

Now I really want a doughnut.

[–]SammyLocked 0 points1 point ago

I can. Only donut that's good to me are the local ones. Fluffier and the glaze is usually better.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]blue_eyed_babe 0 points1 point ago

I thought I recognized that car. They're all over NC just waiting for you.

[–]Vee_Vee 3 points4 points ago

hhhhuuuurrrrrr copz n donuts ddduuuurrrrrr.

[–]jardeon 2 points3 points ago

I think if I drove a Krispy Kreme truck, I would speed EVERYWHERE, just for the opportunity to get pulled over and create this scene over and over again :)

[–]83alx 1 point2 points ago

This was so funny I ALMOST FELL OFF OF MY DINOSAUR.

[–]drunkgort 0 points1 point ago

HOT STEREOTYPES NOW!

[–]Johncarllos 0 points1 point ago

We don't have Krispy Kreme in Maine.

I was thoroughly confused.

[–]fullcircle_bflo 0 points1 point ago

Was hoping from the thumbnail that the truck was going to be Bunty Soap,

[–]omittingbread 0 points1 point ago

[–]DietH20plz 0 points1 point ago

I'm just gonna have to take a looksies at what you're hauling back there...

[–]Joka23 0 points1 point ago

I miss it so much Dx No more Krispy Kreme in the Northeast...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Typical cop

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

We're already pulled over! We can't pull over any farther!

[–]ozpunk 0 points1 point ago

This whole truck is evidence and I need to call for back up... and coffee.

[–]DisturbedPuppy 0 points1 point ago

I once had a police officer tell me: "I wouldn't pull over a Krispy Kreme truck if it had just robbed a bank. I'm not going to be that cop on the news."

[–]fluffy402 0 points1 point ago

On a side note, pretty sweet car.

[–]Beaner_schnitzel 0 points1 point ago

Cardigan later

[–]king_of_lies 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry officer, I didn't know it was a crime to be this delicious.

[–]Shadowslcie 0 points1 point ago

KRISPY KREEEEEMEEEEE!!!!!!

[–]Snip-Snap 0 points1 point ago

wattup NC

[–]oonix8 0 points1 point ago

We're already over we can't pull over any farther

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Once my father was coming home from a donut shop and a cop pulled him over. My dad pulled out the box and asked him if he wanted one...he offended the police officer...

[–]K-Moose 0 points1 point ago

Hey something from North Carolina that isn't about Gay Marriage

[–]Roxzaney 0 points1 point ago

I wish there would be more Krispy Kreme Donuts in Canada... So far I only know one that is not all that close to me. I love them though!!! Sigh I guess I'll have to settle with Tim Hortons.

[–]barfnuts9000 0 points1 point ago

[–]captainM0rgan88 0 points1 point ago

lol this was a facebook post...someone is stealing Karma...

[–]Snip-Snap 0 points1 point ago

quick, call the cyber police before he gets away!!!

[–]Nate_the_Ace -1 points0 points ago

Dude, Dunkin has an MIB3 donut that is filled with brownie batter.

[–]superluminal_girl 0 points1 point ago

I had one this morning.

[–]Reavers_Go4HrdBrn -1 points0 points ago

I would like two glazed, a jelly filled, a bear claw ahem I mean...Licence and registration

[–]charmcitygavin -1 points0 points ago

Where's the little girl?!!

[–]greenymacblues -1 points0 points ago

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Cuz you could smell it!"

[–]facingup -1 points0 points ago

Not being familiar with the Krispy Kreme logo, the pixelation of the photo made it difficult for me to understand why this was noteworthy. Once my brain got through with all the processing though, I was able to chuckle softly.

[–]fuckme8989 -1 points0 points ago

This post is such bullshit. Everyone knows that this cop wouldn't be going into a call like this without backup.

[–]Disconsolate -2 points-1 points ago

I can't think of any creative pun-liners about donuts and cops.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

"This guys story is full of holes."

[–]KyleMC -3 points-2 points ago

...andddddd bring on the the Super Troopers meow jokes