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[–]alupus1000 324 points325 points ago

This is actually a French test on an island in French Polynesia - Bikini was an American testing ground.

More pics here.

And this might be video of that particular test.

Edit: Higher res images here (right-click and select 'Original' to get the big ones)

[–]CountMalachi 163 points164 points ago

Yeah, that mushroom cloud definitely looks French.

[–]robocop12 38 points39 points ago

Truffle clouds? WHERE ARE THE PIGS

[–]ReverendGonzoLC 22 points23 points ago

Truffle clouds? VHERE ARE ZEE PEEGS? FTFY

[–]Azerothen 6 points7 points ago

I just can't read this in anything but a German accent. Could you... Y'know... Frogify it a bit more?

[–]pegcitygeek 7 points8 points ago

"Ouere aure le cochon?"

Went from accent to full french there.

[–]wiekey 2 points3 points ago

Never go full-French.

[–]iamNebula 8 points9 points ago

Just imagine an atomic bomb test with full 1080p HD at 50,000FPS. Love.

[–]JoshSN 3 points4 points ago

How many kT, or is it mT?

[–]ShitOnYourMom 3 points4 points ago

Realizing the scale of this made my stomach lurch. To know there are much more powerful ones that have been tested...

[–]Lefthandedsock 8 points9 points ago

Such as the Tsar Bomba, which yielded 50 MT but was originally designed to yield 100 MT before the Russians decided that a bomb of that magnitude would have truly global consequences. And, even though it was scaled down, the Tsar Bomba broke windows in buildings more than 700 miles from ground zero.

[–]ShitOnYourMom 10 points11 points ago

Jesus Christ. I looked it up - this picture of the test was taken 100 miles away, in a plane, above cloud cover. And it still looks massive. The thing is cities wide.

[–]Lefthandedsock 7 points8 points ago

Some of the facts about it are almost unbelievable. Here's a few:

• Tsar Bomba was built in only 15 weeks.

• The shockwave of the explosion travelled around the Earth three times.

• The mushroom cloud that formed had a diameter of around 40 km.

• The detonation was 1.4% as powerful as the Sun.

• The mushroom cloud that formed was 64 km high, 168 times higher than the Empire State Building and 6.5 times higher than Mt. Everest.

• The fireball produced by the detonation was 5 miles in diameter and could be seen 650 kilometers from ground zero.

• The heat from the explosion was capable of causing third degree burns at a distance of 62 miles.

• The TNT equivalent of the 50 Mt test could be represented by a solid cube of TNT 312 metres wide on every side.

[–]DEM_DRY_BONES 1 point2 points ago

1.4% as powerful as the Sun? WHAT?

[–]Mercury_Jackal 2 points3 points ago

In the time it took to explode, it produced the same energy as 1.4% of the sun would in the same amount of time (and explosions are pretty quick, so I'd imagine that the 1.4% of the sun figure only lasted milliseconds)

[–]uberyeti 2 points3 points ago

solid cube of TNT 312 metres wide on every side

Minecraft, anyone?

[–]kelseyxiv 12 points13 points ago

Yeah wow, look at this comparison chart

[–]BiggC 1 point2 points ago

They had to attach a parachute to the bomb, so that the plane would have time to clear the blast area before it detonated.

[–]All-American-Bot 2 points3 points ago

(For our friends outside the USA... 700 miles -> 1126.5 km) - Yeehaw!

[–]eastbank 2 points3 points ago

anyone know how big hiroshima/nagasaki was?

[–]KryptKat 1 point2 points ago

Hiroshima - "Little Boy" atomic bomb - 14 kilotons

Nagasaki - "Fat Man" atomic bomb - 20 kilotons

The largest bomb ever tested was the Russian "Tsar Bomba", at 50 megatons.

1 megaton = 1000 kilotons

[–]siriuslyred 12 points13 points ago

"Gojira!"

[–]Buschman98 10 points11 points ago

That video is absolutely terrifying.

[–]sixdoublefive321 7 points8 points ago

When you have a moment (ten minutes in fact), check out this animation (see edit for source).
Also, The Day After is disturbing but not nearly as disturbing as BBC's Threads.
Both are excellent depictions/theories of a time-span following a nuclear war however Threads makes The Day After look like a Disney movie. Neither are full of gore, just incredibly depressing.
[edit] Finally found the original artist's page for the animation linked above entitled 1945-1998 by Isao Hashimoto.

[–]cool_guy_69_yes_him 6 points7 points ago

This is absolutely insane! I had no idea that the US has set off so many of these fuckers right in our own country...it looks like they bombed the shit out of the Arizona/New Mexico area what gives?!?!

[–]Tredinator 2 points3 points ago

Those are nuclear testing sites in the middle of the Mojave desert.

[–]MarlanaS 3 points4 points ago

I remember watching The Day After when I was a kid. That movie scared the living shit out of me. I had nightmares for years.

[–]Nassor 2 points3 points ago

The Day After messed me up. I think I was 5 when it came out. I remember my parents forcing me to watch it. What's worse? We lived in Kansas City where it was filmed.

[–]snowpocalypse 2 points3 points ago

Will have to check out Threads. I saw TDA when I was a teenager and the thing that stuck with me was the missile silo guys who fight about whether to stay in the silo after launching the missiles or escape to be with their loved ones. Interesting dilemma.

[–]amjhwk 1 point2 points ago

good thing the day after didnt happen or half my family would have been wiped out 7 years before i was born

[–]grisbilen 1 point2 points ago

Have to check out threads, sounds awesome

[–]tree_stars 1 point2 points ago

My dad loves it. We have it on VHS, and he'll randomly suggest it when my mom asks if we want to watch a chick-flick. You can probably find it at a library if you can't find it elsewhere.

[–]grisbilen 2 points3 points ago

I already found it on the internet :)

[–]Squeaky_Lobster 1 point2 points ago

I remember seeing Threads in History class when I was 15. A third of the class cried, a third just sat with their jaws hanging, and the last third just sat around looking bloody depressed.

Well worth watching if you don't mind feeling depressed for a while afterwards.

[–]I_Key_Cars 10 points11 points ago

Check out the movie Trinity and Beyond.

[–]slackinfux 3 points4 points ago

Great movie consisting of declassified, digitally restored military test footage and narrated by William Shatner.

[–]kalpol 2 points3 points ago

At about :41 you can see the shock wave pass. At a wild guess the camera's about 8 miles from ground zero.

Edit: speed of sound at sea level is about 760mph. So 8.6 miles away.

[–]Tredinator 1 point2 points ago

About 702 mph. Dear jesus shit.

[–]bryntheskits 3 points4 points ago

When I hear that I'm thinking Godzilla, but is that word connected to anything else?

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[–]bryntheskits 1 point2 points ago

Oh ok, Godzilla the movie is one of my favorites and I will always remember the bloody old Japanese man saying "Gojira".

[–]Tillhony 3 points4 points ago

Looks so much like Bikini Atoll. Good detective work Ramirez.

[–]rammalammadingdong 1 point2 points ago

I use that first pic as the background on all new PCs that I build. It's my trademark!

[–]SlytericA 1 point2 points ago

The cloud looks damn close to a skull in that video.

[–]lawnmowerkitties 1 point2 points ago

You may remember one of those pictures from the learning scene in The Fifth Element, a notoriously French film.

[–]Wolvee 1 point2 points ago

I believe I was promised bikinis.

[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 74 points75 points ago

Take that, island paradise! [shakes fist]

[–]ROK247 15 points16 points ago

yes i was wondering, out of all the places in the world to utterly obliterate, why does one choose an idyllic island paradise?

[–]atheistjubu 37 points38 points ago

Scarcity of populated areas nearby to deal with radioactive fallout.

[–]systmshk 26 points27 points ago

Because it's a war on Terre.

[–]guynamedjames 1 point2 points ago

Like other people are saying, they're largely empty and can't support a large population, so it's well worth it for a testing ground. There are literally thousands of small tropical islands in the south pacific, its just a matter of picking which tropical paradise to destroy

[–]nakedjay 107 points108 points ago

I guess it's bikini bottom now.

[–]SailingSeasofRum 91 points92 points ago

This is actually one of the origin theories of spongebob. No really.

[–]upvotes__everything 50 points51 points ago

Interesting tid-bit:

In the episode "Dying for Pie", the explosion shown after the pie-bomb detonates is footage of an Operation Crossroads nuclear test at Bikini Atoll.

[–]thegreatgazoo 17 points18 points ago

that explains the brain damage.

[–]Galifreyan2012 12 points13 points ago

But they surblibed with only tribial brain dablage

[–]NottaGrammerNasi 2 points3 points ago

That also explains a talking sponge, starfish, octopus and fish.

[–]MangoTux 1 point2 points ago

*Squid

[–]Seriouslysoftpillow 12 points13 points ago

That explains the talking sea life.

[–]nick686 8 points9 points ago

you should do stand up

[–]OneArmedNoodler 6 points7 points ago

ARRRRR YA READY KIDS?!

[–]jbond66 10 points11 points ago

WHHOOOOOOO SET OFF A NUCLEAR BOMB UNDER THE SEA!!??

[–]Lefthandedsock 2 points3 points ago

You've got one too many syllables there.

[–]himynameisderek 2 points3 points ago

Change 'under' to 'in'. Syllables work now :)

[–]Fantasysage 30 points31 points ago

My grandfather got to see 3 of these when he was in the Army. He would go down to take samples, then they would have to strip naked and climb the side of the boat and the sunk the dingy they took to the island. He has a watch that still shows signs of radioactivity that he wore during these times.

[–]balanceofpower 6 points7 points ago

Question: did your grandfather suffer any ill affects from the radioactivity? radiation sickness? or cancer?

There's a documentary on these tests called Radio Bikini and a witness to the tests, a sailor on board one of the ships, suffered a lot of problems in the years after the tests. They told him that the radiation would wash off and would bathe themselves in "clean" water thinking they'd be all right.

Did anything similar happen to your grandfather?

edit: realized I accidentally a word

[–]brownie_pts 2 points3 points ago

I was hoping someone would refer to this doc. Its crazy how they just jumped on to the test boats right after the explosion. I cried when you finally see the guy with the crazy amputations near the end. Heartbreaking to see what happened to the sailors.

[–]balanceofpower 2 points3 points ago

I watched this documentary in high school when one of my teachers popped it in the VCR. I don't remember what my reaction was through most of the program until the end, the image of the aged sailor really haunted me. I only recently revisited it when I discovered Netflix has it on instant streaming, still pretty creepy all these years later.

[–]brownie_pts 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I saw it on netflix. I was just in such disbelief and shock while I heard all the stories of them hopping right up on the ships, told to shower in the "clean water", the over all ignorance.

[–]Fantasysage 2 points3 points ago

As I replied to another poster he was not at bikini but at aniwetok which was later. As far as I know he never suffered any direct effects, he died from an aneurysm when he was 75.

[–]PhantomFuck 1 point2 points ago

My grandfather worked at the Nuclear Test Site, NV for 33 years. He has been diagnosed with cancer four times (directly attributed to radiation) and has been compensated by the government to the tune of $250,000.

[–]balanceofpower 1 point2 points ago

Damn that is rough. No one should have to suffer that once, let alone four times. My best to your grandfather, may he roundhouse kick cancer right in the face.

[–]Fitsie 19 points20 points ago

That's a pretty sophisticated watch.

[–]CrunchyChewie 10 points11 points ago

Did he mean it detects it or that the metal parts of the watch still retain radioactive particles from exposure?

[–]RyanV1022 12 points13 points ago

It retains radioactive particles, I'm sure.

[–]BlazedAndConfused 2 points3 points ago

the latter..

[–]BurningKarma 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if serious...

[–]HouseofFools 3 points4 points ago

My grandfather was at Bikini, too. He drove the boats carrying military scientists to ships that were splashed, but didn't sink, during tests. I have a piece of the deck off of one of the test ships!

[–]Fantasysage 1 point2 points ago

To be fair I ment nukes in general, not bikini atoll. He was at operation sandstone which, iirc, was at aniwetok island.

[–]MarlanaS 1 point2 points ago

My grandpa was stationed at Enewetak for a while in the early 1950's. He was an airplane mechanic.

[–]BadSysadmin 1 point2 points ago

I bet it's just radioactive because it uses tritium or radium lume. These were common from 1920-1950 and 1950-1995 respectively, and would both still give a noticable increase above background, especially radium.

[–]subminute 7 points8 points ago

Don't click the link. There are no bikinis atoll

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 37 points38 points ago

Kinda looks like popcorn at the top.

A nuclear detonation has made me hungry, is this a fitting metaphor for how the creation of these abominable devices were created by mans insatiable hunger for war and power? How the foundations of modern society are drenched in the blood of those whose names will be lost to the howling winds of history? A statement about the current generation, that when confronted by an image of doom and destruction the first thought is that of a delicous snack?

No, I say that it is a testament to the unending hope that springs eternal from this food of the gods. For even against the power of the nuclear bomb, the image of sweet and salty popcorn will shine on as a beacon of delicousness.

Amen.

TL;DR: sweet and salty popcorn is the shit.

[–]Osiris32 5 points6 points ago

Nuclear detonations make my left foot itch. What does that say?

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 22 points23 points ago

On a small pacific island, a man walks down a desolate plain, an average man in all regards, until you start to look closer. Most people when asked about his race would mumble for a while before settling on african. or asian, or european, maybe aboriginal; a mini tour of the world that usually ends on an unsure answer of "ancient"

In small town america a woman takes her child shopping, the weather is unseasonably good, and the pair make for a charming sight, the young one engaging in wild flights of fancy about their possible destination as the young mother plays along.

The man keeps walking and eventually a town appears on the horizon. But it is not just any town, the buildings are mere fascimiles, plywood frames held together by rusty nails. The man reaches the centre and stops, an average man in all regards, until you look closer. Most people when asked about the colour of his eyes would stumble through the spectrum before half-heartedly settling on "old".

The mother and child continue with their chores, both wrapped up in their worlds, wheter it be of haggling or childhood wonder. Slowly the child starts to drift away, enraptured by a passing leaf blowing on the wind.

The man waits, and then he sees it, high up a white line blazes its trail across the clear sky. He smiles.

The mother notices her child is nowhere to be seen, frantically she starts searching. The child steps onto tarmac.

The man closes his eyes and whispers, "finally".

The child opens its eyes and sees the great wheeled behemoth bearing down.

A black dot in the sky grows larger.

A desperate horn blares louder.

A brilliant burst of light.

An otherworldly shriek of brakes.

A cleansing wave of heat.

A heart rending cry of pain

The room is almost silent, punctuated only by the regular beeps of a little machine connected to an even smaller figure, the mother sits with eyes focused on some far off point. She jolts as a man walks in, even as she looks him in the eye, she already finds herself struggling to remember his features.

"Miss Osiris, we have a way to save your childs life, we recently came upon an... unorthodox... transplant source, and since the vehicle that hit your child was goverment owned we feel it is only fair we do our best to rectify this... mistake,"

Wordlessly, the mother nods.

Years later a man returns home after a long day at work, slumping down into a chair the long trawl through reddit begins.

"Repost, repost, repost, re.... oh, cool,"

An image catches his eye, a mushroom cloud rising high above an otherwise idyliic island; he marvels at the powers man has tamed before despairing at why those forces had been unleashed. Minutes pass as he pours over the image, enthralled by every detail before he finally bends down to deal with the niggling itch in his left foot.

On a pacific island curiously devoid of life, a crater dominates the otherwise barren plains. Beneath the ground an almost complete skeleton lies, fairly unremarkable, until you look closer. Agonisingly slowly, on a microscopic level cells are slowly dividing and growing, gradually creeping up to a near complete head.

"Ah well, maybe in a few centuries time," the head rasps "now where is my other goddamn foot?"

"Popcorn, what the fuck is this guy talking about? Downvote for you sir,"

The man continues to absent-mindedly scratch his foot, an average foot in all regards... until you start to look closer.

EDIT(S): spelling and stuff. You know, just the usual.

[–]Tredinator 1 point2 points ago

Dear jesus tits. That was one of the best things I have read in months. I am going to go read your entire comment history now.

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 1 point2 points ago

Prepare to be phenomenally disappointed. If you want I can write you a small story about your username to make up for it, I have a germ of an idea.

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

Applause

Bravo, sir. Fucking bravo. Your first upvote is from me.

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 3 points4 points ago

Glad you liked it bro.

[–]SonicSlice 4 points5 points ago

Well that escalated quickly

[–]Timmyp17 -1 points0 points ago

Brick killed a guy!

[–]sidepart 1 point2 points ago

Trident, etc etc.

[–]manwhale 2 points3 points ago

I think you've been spending too much time on /r/circlejerk...

[–]Subbie138 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking, "This guy must be so high he thinks he's posting in /r/trees".

[–]jayefdee 15 points16 points ago

Am I the only one that sees a penis in there?

[–]red321red321 13 points14 points ago

yes

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 2 points3 points ago

That's...what she said?

[–]Vkings7 2 points3 points ago

I see it. It's cocktastic

[–]campfire 13 points14 points ago

[–]Rhendal 6 points7 points ago

I'm not even afraid of clowns and I feel like this would give me nightmares.

[–]makes_bad_choices 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit, normal nuclear explosions are bad enough. That, however, is fucking concentrated nightmare fuel.

[–]Panthertron 3 points4 points ago

the coloring outside of the lines in that one is killing me. why the hours and hours of photoshop if you're going to color it so horridly?

[–]spacebrony 1 point2 points ago

perhaps that's totally unedited except for the coloring, making that a five minute job instead of hours and hours of work. BRB, gonna do a backtrace with a GUI from Visual Basic...

EDIT: Boom! Apparently it was originally a black-and-white ad for the Playstation 3, and someone colored it in post-de-facto. Also, you're right: they suck at staying within the lines.

[–]nesatt 23 points24 points ago

How can a picture, that starts with bikini, can go so wrong?

[–]happywaffle 36 points37 points ago

Réard named his swimsuit the "bikini", taking the name from the Bikini Atoll, one of a series of islands in the South Pacific where testing on the new atomic bomb was occurring that summer. Historians assume Reard termed his swimsuit the "bikini" because he believed its revealing style would create reactions among people similar to those created by America’s atomic bomb in Japan just one summer earlier.

Source

[–]pope_fundy 20 points21 points ago

So he was hoping they would be blown away?

[–]portablebiscuit 16 points17 points ago

Bikinis are da bomb.

[–]ThisisDangeruss 7 points8 points ago

Wow, too soon. But it worked!

[–]snorgsniffer 2 points3 points ago

I wonder how different the world would be today if he'd chosen Bikini's sister island---Eniwetok---instead.

[–]Strideo 2 points3 points ago

Bikinis look awesome, nuclear explosions look awesome, I don't see what's gone so wrong.

[–]happywaffle 4 points5 points ago

Well that's not terrifying at all.

[–]Pr0cedure 1 point2 points ago

Well that's not terrifying Atoll

[–]tomllm 3 points4 points ago

I have a question which has been annoying me for a while.

What is it that gets ejected to form a mushroom cloud? A fair amount of it must be dust of stuff torn from the ground, and some of it must be compressed water vapour.

But is that it?

[–]tomllm 4 points5 points ago

Ah hah. I think this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayleigh%E2%80%93Taylor_instability

is the exact answer I was after. Thanks!

[–]daned 4 points5 points ago

Watch this documentary on netflix, it includes some breathtaking footage.

[–]RPK-O7X 3 points4 points ago

Home of the Living Radioactive Talking Sponge

[–]ChildishBonVonnegut 4 points5 points ago

i am trying to conceptualize how to take a photo of a nuclear detonation. what settings on a camera, like iso, fstop, and exposure, would create such a gorgeous photo?

[–]alupus1000 1 point2 points ago

There's a great movie called The Atomic Filmmakers that gets into that. Required unique film emulsions and lots of non-standard techniques.

[–]ChildishBonVonnegut 1 point2 points ago

i'll have to take a look into that. i was trying to think about how they would even test that their settings worked. sounds like an insane journey. can't wait to watch.

[–]danknerd 3 points4 points ago

I just wish I could see one go off live, though from a safe distance

[–]DrBackFat 16 points17 points ago

That is what world peace looks like. The only thing keeping us from another world war is Mutual Assured Destruction.

If we weren't just technologically advanced apes, we could have realized we could live together in peace without governments and armies, etc. But that is our evolutionary heritage--violence, greed, and dominance.

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[–]SGMidence 2 points3 points ago

Where did you find that quote?

[–]DrDragun 7 points8 points ago

I think the modern-level exchange of culture can also prevent war. Even during World War II and earlier, people would get pumped up to kill the "evil aggressor" Germans or Japs. Part of that is because they were foreign and unknown so we could project ideas of evil onto them. Same with the Nazi antisemitic rhetoric. I think with the modern exchange of culture it would be impossible to justify starting a true, total war with any remotely legitimate first/second-world nation that we exchange friendly culture with. The people simply wouldn't have it.

[–]SGMidence 6 points7 points ago

I don't think cultural exchange is much of a barrier to conflict. Before the war and even now, a large percentage of the U.S. population was and is of German descent. The Japanese were more foreign to the average American, but far from unknown - after all, there were plenty of Japanese Americans, too. Furthermore, think of all the civil wars between people of the same culture, but with a few key ideological differences. Sometimes it's even just a fight over resources.

[–]BattleHall 1 point2 points ago

Same with the Nazi antisemitic rhetoric.

The Nazis projected that onto their own countrymen, so unfortunately cultural contact isn't a cure-all.

(But it does help; so does economic entanglement)

[–]ROK247 3 points4 points ago

violence, greed and dominance got us this far. it's going to take some time to get beyond all that. nukes are actually helping! yaaay!

[–]noizes 2 points3 points ago

Wow.

I was just looking at some of these last night. My Grandpa was part of operation Crossroads and the pictures from the ships he has where pretty darn cool, but not in color. Most of them had a note on the back saying "special camera" or what they where blowing up.

[–]Oniwabanshu 2 points3 points ago

[FACT]That's where Snake (Big Boss) was used as a human test subject.

[–]vlmodcon 8 points9 points ago

Somebody said "This is disgusting." I find it very beautiful. It's like a physical visual graph of the forces involved, the same kind of beauty you would see in a nebula. Frightening, yes, something to avoid on the earth, certainly. But still, beautiful. Imagine a highly advanced society that could use nuclear explosions to create art on uninhabited worlds, maybe creating local time distortions that allowed the developing mushroom cloud to develop millions, or billions of times slower than in the true temporal, observational world. We can do that to a degree with very high speed photography, but I kind of get a kick out of the idea of almost frozen nuclear art.

[–]jasontimmur 4 points5 points ago

Somebody said "This is disgusting."

That's because many, many people cannot separate what they see from what they feel.

[–]atheistjubu 6 points7 points ago

Read up on the Bikini Atoll in terms of what the US did to the natives. It's fucked up. We kicked them off their island, detonated a thermonuclear device, told them it was safe to go back, only to see them suffer from all manner of radiation-related sicknesses. We moved them to another island, where they couldn't catch enough food because the oceans currents didn't work the same way they did on Bikini and they ended up being dependent on US aid. They finally won some lawsuit against the US government in terms of a few million dollars, but we've completely destroyed their way of life.

The more you know.

[–]perfect777 1 point2 points ago

Amazing picture - are there more?!

[–]internutthead 1 point2 points ago

I worked on Kwajalein in the mid 90s.

[–]Thor_Odin_Son 1 point2 points ago

i'm fairly certain that the bikini atoll blast was a hydrogen bomb, one that relies on nuclear fusion rather than nuclear fission that you would get from an "a-bomb"

[–]TorkX 1 point2 points ago

Man, mushroom clouds are so awesome looking. I wish there was a way to create them without the whole massive damage and radiation thing...

[–]portablebiscuit 2 points3 points ago

They really are beautiful. I've spent hours looking at photos of them online. The scale of of some of them makes me feel strange.

[–]geek180 1 point2 points ago

So this might sound like a silly question, but does anyone know what the smoke from these bombs are... made of? I mean it's not like dust or anything, the it's all from the bomb itself, right? So I'm just curious where it comes from...

[–]sfdmfcssfd 1 point2 points ago

It is a combination of everything which was vaporized from the blast to everything which was displaced by the blast.

[–]ninjasenses 1 point2 points ago

Came here expecting to see tits.

[–]lazermike 1 point2 points ago

ended up spending an hour watching nuclear bomb videos after seeing this. damn..

[–]staringispolite 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or is there an up-vote arrow in that detonation?

[–]marulono 1 point2 points ago

Here's a cool map that displays the radius blast of several nuclear devices on google maps.

edit: Castle Bravo is one of the detonations at Bikini Atoll

[–]cirocinmycup 1 point2 points ago

I've always kind of wondered why the primary path of the explosion is straight up.

[–]yskoty 1 point2 points ago

Heat rises.

[–]cirocinmycup 1 point2 points ago

its really that simple? awesome! thanks

[–]steffanlv 1 point2 points ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like mushroom clouds...

[–]Wendel 1 point2 points ago

[–]yskoty 1 point2 points ago

Here is another pic of the same explosion, taken a few moments earlier.

For this, and a whole ton of other cool nuke pics, check this out.

[–]WildACCOUNTAppeared 1 point2 points ago

So this is why there are pineapples growing in Bikini Bottom....

[–]quicklookleft 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YES ... this is why my grandfather is dead...

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 1 point2 points ago

Spongebob's conception.

[–]StarshipAI 1 point2 points ago

That looks like it would smell really bad.

[–]MissMuffinMan 1 point2 points ago

TIL Bikini Bottom really does exist

[–]kmlodge 1 point2 points ago

Too bad nukes suck, cause that's actually kinda beautiful.

[–]Claytonius_Homeytron 1 point2 points ago

[–]swizzcheez 1 point2 points ago

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd probably pay to watch an above-ground nuclear test from a safe distance. I'm pretty sure we can have one a decade without completely screwing up everything.

[–]Kenster180 1 point2 points ago

My dad was part of the clean up in the Marshall Islands. He said the bombs completely destroyed an island and one of them had to be completely covered in concrete. He also said people part of the clean up got sick and died from radiation that was left over.

[–]VaekTheWise 1 point2 points ago

Nuclear launch detected.

[–]Zolpidem_Ninja 1 point2 points ago

My favourite is Shot Baker.

See those black specs? Those are dreadnought class battleships and heavy cruisers. This shows the USS Arkansas being lifted clean out of the water a few seconds after detonation.

[–]wanderlvst 1 point2 points ago

How far away from the detonation site would this camera have to be places?

[–]Guild_Navigator 1 point2 points ago

We'll meet again don't where... don't know when...

[–]shitsandwitch 7 points8 points ago

Wow, what Atoll cloud.

[–]Zdrok 0 points1 point ago

I don't like where this is going Atoll.

[–]WaynesWorldReference 2 points3 points ago

Is it just me, or are nuclear explosions SCARY AS FUCK??

[–]Claytonius_Homeytron 3 points4 points ago

I'm very certain that you are not the only one terrified on nuclear explosions.

[–]ScreechSkater 3 points4 points ago

Absolutely sickening that we do this to our planet

[–]Jean-Baptiste1763 1 point2 points ago

I had that very picture as a poster in my room throughout my teen years.

[–]HotbutteryToast 1 point2 points ago

Typical French, their nuke fallouts look shlongy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is that . . . is that a sonic wave?

HOLY SHIT

[–]tygorka 0 points1 point ago

All I can think is...dum dum want gum gum!!

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

Love me a good atoll detonation.

[–]siriuslyred 0 points1 point ago

The explosion seems beyond the horizon almost... makes you appreciate just how huge that fireball has to be!

[–]red321red321 0 points1 point ago

looks like kohrs' brothers' vanilla sherbert ice cream that i get down the shore

[–]batmanmilktruck 0 points1 point ago

thanks for making spongebob!

[–]zippeh 0 points1 point ago

thats so cool!

[–]romanuel_tomes 0 points1 point ago

does anyone know (or can make an educated guess) about how tall that mushroom cloud is?

my bet is >1 mile, and I base that on nothing, i'd like to know more definitively

[–]TheContrarian2 0 points1 point ago

Goodness, that's scary!

[–]Naisallat[!] 0 points1 point ago

Interesting fact - This test is the namesake origin of the bikini, i.e. the two-piece women's swimsuit. Named so because some French guy figured its revealing nature would cause similar reactions when compared to the nuclear testing. Its first model was a stripper. Go figure.

[–]myocardia 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how many mega tons that one was?

[–]cccleaner 0 points1 point ago

Imagine this as a "battlefield4" map.

[–]dracy69 0 points1 point ago

came here to see a bombshell

was not disappointed.

[–]firelightfeather 0 points1 point ago

What makes the clouds make those specific shapes? Is the detonation in mid-air, and then the cloud only goes upwards? Or is the explosion at the "top" of the mushroom?

[–]ford2city 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure whoever is taking the picture is standing a little too close

[–]someshooter 0 points1 point ago

If you have any interest in this period in history be sure to check out this movie. It's really, really interesting.

[–]with_your_penis 0 points1 point ago

I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker!

[–]chicagogam 0 points1 point ago

after that there was no bikini at-all 8-0

[–]amjhwk 0 points1 point ago

and that, my good friend, is the true creator of spongedbob and the rest of bikini bottom

[–]joshuaolake 0 points1 point ago

So cool!

[–]tnerbusas 0 points1 point ago

So how far away would be a safe distance?

[–]sanburg 0 points1 point ago

That is one sharp photo!!

[–]mrpickles 0 points1 point ago

Incredible.

Where was the bomb detonated? I can't tell if it was on ground or higher up.

[–]TheAlfiandOmega 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does it look like there's a mushroom in the middle of that mushroom cloud? Mushroomception

[–]tiMMy4190 0 points1 point ago

Kabloosh! Spongebob!

[–]MonkeyManJohannon 0 points1 point ago

You know...there are certain things you see over time that you just sit back and go "Man, we should have never created that.", just seeing that, it is certainly one of them to me. Awesomely beautiful though!

[–]mattbluesman 0 points1 point ago

Of all the mushroom clouds I've seen this sure is the mushroomiest.