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Bathroom Roulette (i.imgur.com)

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[–]fawnbc 223 points224 points ago

the smell.

[–]mhbaker82 73 points74 points ago

thanks. i just vomited a little.

[–]Keightler 51 points52 points ago

Just think, someone is going to have to change that. Pick it up, carry it outside, imagine if it breaks.

[–]mhbaker82 54 points55 points ago

that would be the day i'd quit my job as maintenance.

[–]chason_htx 22 points23 points ago

I'd go MIA and show up the next day like nothing happened.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

nah its realy easy just siphon it into another toilet

[–]bgubser 36 points37 points ago

Would YOU want to be the guy to suck start that syphon?

[–]black27696 22 points23 points ago

Buy fuel siphon from auto store use pump to siphon in to drain without ever touching it profit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

no but I was hoping someone would follow that to the logical conclusion and gross them out when they figure out what they'd have to do

[–]fawnbc 3 points4 points ago

wet-dry vac.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

That was the nickname the football team had for my ex-gf

[–]trua 2 points3 points ago

You don't have to suck it. Just submerge the hose completely to get all air out of it, then elevate the from end higher than the to end.

[–]loafula 3 points4 points ago

siphons only work when the business end of the hose is lower than the sucking end. siphoning wouldn't work, but he could use a pump.

most bathrooms in publice establishments have a drain incorporated into the floor to handle overflowing toilets and to make cleaning easier. i bet they just pop the bag, hose the shit outta the floor and then mop.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

there you go applying physics and ruing the joke of someone having to suck pee into a straw joke

[–]slaggernaut 2 points3 points ago

As long as you remember to save the mint till AFTER.

Too lazy to find screenshot of Otto spitting out gas after siphoning.

[–]MADBAKER 5 points6 points ago

are we related?

[–]mhbaker82 2 points3 points ago

i'd have to go with.... yes.

[–]Cannot_Sleep 6 points7 points ago

Now kiss

[–]IWasMisinformed 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o19CaOSuD8

[–]frickindeal 17 points18 points ago

That bag isn't being lifted with that amount of piss in it. It's straining its physical limits just sitting there. They're going to have to puncture it and let it run out the drain, or use a hose and siphon it out.

[–]maniacalxmatt 58 points59 points ago

Looks like a job for Bear Grylls.

[–]Rtv08c 5 points6 points ago

Now there's a good way to get a mouthful of piss

[–]jakedig 19 points20 points ago

There is no good way to get a mouthful of piss.

[–]downeysoft 11 points12 points ago

According to R Kelly there is

[–]cloral 11 points12 points ago

Probably better to just puncture it and mop it into the floor drain.

[–]jc840 2 points3 points ago

You would not want to be wearing sandals.

[–]AFrozenYetiBaby 0 points1 point ago

or crocs

[–]schwartzchild76 0 points1 point ago

I bet it would rip if you tried to puncture it.

[–]Sanijizz 4 points5 points ago

That's why darts.

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    [–]jaqq 4 points5 points ago

    Even better. Someone has to drain it with a pipe. And that someone will have to suck on one end of that pipe.

    [–]melonhayes 15 points16 points ago

    you know that if you fill the tube with water first you don't have to suck on the end, safety tip

    [–]IM_A_WOMAN 6 points7 points ago

    Don't tell them that! It doesn't work guys, you'll have to go back to drinking other men's urine...

    [–]OrangeMonkeyee 0 points1 point ago

    not if, when

    [–]YourOldBoyRickJames 0 points1 point ago

    Meh, I'd just jab a tube in it, suck the end and then siphon it back into the urinal

    [–]turtle7113 64 points65 points ago

    There is no resolution to this situation that doesn't result in piss EVERYWHERE

    [–]webdevguy2 20 points21 points ago

    Siphon :}

    [–]bluekieran 63 points64 points ago

    "OK, who's gonna get this sucker started?"

    [–]webdevguy2 93 points94 points ago

    R Kelley.

    [–]reynej 18 points19 points ago

    Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat, I want to pee on you, Yes I do

    [–]thrillhou5e 17 points18 points ago

    drip. drip. drip.

    [–]Damasticator 12 points13 points ago

    You won't feel quite the same, once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains.

    [–]AsthmaticNinja 2 points3 points ago

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–]NikkoTheGreeko 0 points1 point ago

    Just when I thought I couldn't laugh more, I come across this, and my co-workers all peered over my cubicle wall wondering what was up. "teeheehee bag of pee, R Kelley"

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      [–]donasay 4 points5 points ago

      Fill the hose with water, put the one end in the piss bag, put the other end lower outside, it should require minimal sucking to prime the siphon, they make this thing called a siphon auto starter, even if you suck it you will be sucking the water already in the hose.

      [–]webdevguy2 1 point2 points ago

      Pro-Tip: They make hand pumps that will start a siphon.

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          [–]downeysoft 3 points4 points ago

          I read this in Robert Downey Jr.'s voice

          [–]TrippyVersion 0 points1 point ago

          Yes, this is certainly not going to end well.

          [–]muymra 150 points151 points ago

          How... how do you even participate in that?

          [–]Eat_My_Short 206 points207 points ago

          I doubt that people actually piss straight in the bag. The main drain pipe for all the urinals must be clogged, and the urine from the other urinals must come back out from this one because it's lower.

          [–][deleted] 126 points127 points ago

          Did you have to spoil it with your logic? I wanted to believe that many people had gone out of their way to piss directly into the bag...

          [–][deleted] ago

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          [–]Eat_My_Short 51 points52 points ago

          I'm sorry...

          [–]The_designer_pro 43 points44 points ago

          NO..fuck you

          [–]mhbaker82 2 points3 points ago

          just thinking of people actually doing this

          [–]AmeliaGracious 13 points14 points ago

          Don't urinals use water? I'm not sure the liquid would look like this if that were the case. Seems like it would be more watered down.

          Ew, this is still just so gross.

          [–]Scrooge_McDuck90 24 points25 points ago

          Maybe it's just a big bag of apple juice.

          [–]Darren-S 13 points14 points ago

          Why don't you have a taste and let us know.

          [–]joehouin 1 point2 points ago

          SOME ONE PISSED IN MY APPLE JUICE!!!!!! (name that movie?)

          [–]lavaeolus 3 points4 points ago

          C'mon, that's easy. "Little Monsters!"

          [–]ambertino 1 point2 points ago

          I don't drink apple juice because of that movie...

          [–]joehouin 2 points3 points ago

          Upvote to you :)

          Side note: I made my own Maurice costume for Halloween in like 2005. It was a bit rough but pretty damn successful I think.

          EDIT: also, wow, 5 downvotes? I wonder who pissed in their apple juice. :/

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            [–]SamuraiGonzo 4 points5 points ago

            Exactly what I was thinking. The urinals don't appear to be waterless either, so I can't imagine this being a clogged pipe issue.

            [–]Panic-Attack 0 points1 point ago

            Looks like they may all have manual flushes though, not everyone will use it. Also, some people have pretty potent pee.

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              [–]evilhankventure 0 points1 point ago

              You're looking through a lot of piss there, makes it seem darker than it really is

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                [–]FXmoney 0 points1 point ago

                I assumed you stand in front of it....pull the handle and you can't leave until the flush is complete.

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                  [–]PublicUrinator 22 points23 points ago

                  Stand on the other urinal hold on to the divider, peer around the bend and aim for the bag. Pray you're not the one to hit its capacity. I'd imagine that tsunami would bust out faster than a redneck above ground pool, devastation reaching far beyond the entrance and leaving you a legend in the eyes of the beholder of the piss tsunami. "I just saw that man go into the washroom and moments later, BAMM!, it was everywhere. He must have the blader of an X-Men."

                  [–]codemunkeh 12 points13 points ago

                  This is awful advice. if that bag bursts, you're still going to be stuck standing on a urinal above a floor of piss, with your dick hanging out no less.

                  [–]PublicUrinator 18 points19 points ago

                  No guts no glory. You've been training for this day your whole life, don't take all those games of "the floor is lava" for granted, i believe in you.

                  [–]middlefingerraised 2 points3 points ago

                  Experiments with the consequences of your being dick exposed are totally worth it. =)

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                      [–]question_all_the_thi 2 points3 points ago

                      You throw some sharp object at it while you are in there.

                      If you miss you win.

                      [–]fmje 56 points57 points ago

                      Looks like a golden ballsack...

                      [–]Echidnae 36 points37 points ago

                      It's...Beautiful...

                      [–]theoretical-narrator 16 points17 points ago

                      I just feel bad for the janitor. =/

                      [–]DeadAimHeadshot 244 points245 points ago

                      Better call bear grylls.

                      [–]bootnuts 34 points35 points ago

                      Have him and Kevin Costner in Waterworld team up on that bag.

                      [–]D0DW377 9 points10 points ago

                      the world is water, better drink my own piss

                      [–]therobotjeff 3 points4 points ago

                      ACTUALLY the reason in Waterworld that Kevin Costner's character needed to filter his urine before drinking it despite being surrounded entirely by water is because the water in the film was actually.........Fuck me I'm actually thinking too hard about Waterworld.

                      [–]Lazerus42 3 points4 points ago

                      yah, for some reason he could filter piss, but not salt water...

                      [–]cowyeah 4 points5 points ago

                      It actually makes sense. Much easier to filter urine than to desalinate water.

                      [–]HeatheryLeathery 6 points7 points ago

                      Nah, Bear Grylls is only into drinking his own piss.

                      [–]DeadAimHeadshot 5 points6 points ago

                      Sometimes you need to change brands.

                      [–]rage420 0 points1 point ago

                      I prefer nesquik

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                        [–]Sleepy_McTiredson 13 points14 points ago

                        I think this just creates an even worse problem.

                        [–]Eist 7 points8 points ago

                        This is the solution my university would come up with. And it would be there for months.

                        [–]Breathing_Balls 42 points43 points ago

                        That bag is taking the piss.

                        [–]haavarl 147 points148 points ago

                        Urine a lot of trouble there ...

                        [–]pilvy 25 points26 points ago

                        Just a wee hole and it's gonna get messy...

                        [–]ComediaDasein 21 points22 points ago

                        Be careful, if it breaks on you, you're gunna get pissed.

                        [–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

                        What a golden opportunity.

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                          [–]rawr_dinosaur 14 points15 points ago

                          FYI: Its called Bathroom Roulette, because each person flushes the clogged urinal, and each time the bag fills up more, and so each person risks having it explode on them.

                          Has nothing to do with flushing the other toilets, or pissing into the bag.

                          [–]mayonaise 8 points9 points ago

                          Wouldn't the water be mostly clear, then? Since most of the water is coming from flushing the urinal, it should be diluting whatever piss was stuck in the urinal to begin with.

                          [–]rawr_dinosaur 0 points1 point ago

                          I'm guessing that the reason its shut down with the bag over it is because its not flushing right, so it could just be filling the bowl with the piss thats been piling up at the bottom of the drain while people were pissing in it when they didn't know it was broken. Either that or, someone pissed some really dark yellow piss and it hasn't been diluted.

                          [–]WestheimerRd 4 points5 points ago

                          Finally, thank you. I was clueless about this because ladies know nothing about urinals or urinal games.

                          Edit: Wait, I don't get why it's so yellow? If it's clogged and you flush it, wouldn't it just be fresh water being caught in the bag? What gives.

                          [–]averagemonkey 18 points19 points ago

                          Bring a needle!

                          [–]PsychoNerd91 22 points23 points ago

                          I was going to say, bring a dart and lure a guy you hate in there. Throw and run like fuck.

                          [–]k80k80k80 8 points9 points ago

                          Or a baseball bat- pissyata!

                          [–]averagemonkey 4 points5 points ago

                          Brilliant!

                          [–]so_carelessly_here 10 points11 points ago

                          Bring a spoon. Let's make it fun.

                          [–]Zeheve 5 points6 points ago

                          You're going to need an enormous spoon.

                          [–]TheSemiTallest 20 points21 points ago

                          My spoon's too big

                          [–]GFandango 3 points4 points ago

                          Nah man you drink one spoon at a time.

                          [–]seanbear 12 points13 points ago

                          This is the nastiest shit.

                          [–]katlaish 36 points37 points ago

                          Piss* FTFY

                          [–]wilkeson 10 points11 points ago

                          i hope that floor has a drain.

                          [–]hpkoch 10 points11 points ago

                          Someone needs to drink more water.

                          [–]BrotherK 4 points5 points ago

                          I am shocked at the innovation.

                          [–]Dark_Green_Blanket 5 points6 points ago

                          this grosses me out way harder than all the pictures of people drinking from the corpse filled ganges.

                          [–]rodmandirect 2 points3 points ago

                          Oh, I concur - this is foul and disgusting - this needs a NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH advisory.

                          [–]astomp 5 points6 points ago

                          When that bag breaks...someone is going to need a new pair of lungs after that scream.

                          [–]palijer 5 points6 points ago

                          It will be like the elevator in The Shining, only much, much worse.

                          [–]shotty_t 3 points4 points ago

                          I just about pissed myself laughing! Slaps knee

                          [–]Fitsie 2 points3 points ago

                          Explain how it is?

                          [–]kobun253 4 points5 points ago

                          They don't think it be like it is, but it do...

                          [–]kravitzz 1 point2 points ago

                          how is babby this dog is reddit op fag switcheroo andrewsmith karma cats

                          [–]scrofunk 2 points3 points ago

                          The pipe must be clogged and all of the other toilets are flushing back into the lowest urinal (that one). so when you flush one urinal it does not go down the drain but flows back into that one. You merely play the game by flushing!

                          [–]StockmanBaxter 2 points3 points ago

                          This is a hilarious gif waiting to happen.

                          [–]NocturnalGamer 2 points3 points ago

                          Poke a hole and run.

                          [–]ganner 2 points3 points ago

                          Rubber band + paper clip. Fire from doorway, run.

                          [–]_saya_ 1 point2 points ago

                          I don't think you get away in time °.°

                          [–]Tizzmeister18 2 points3 points ago

                          ...Pop It

                          [–]DerKriegmeister 2 points3 points ago

                          I think an update on this situation would be well received.

                          [–]CaptainLunatic 2 points3 points ago

                          That is a high quality bag. Not even a pinhole.

                          [–]middlefingerraised 2 points3 points ago

                          Economy has to be bad when you company offers this as your golden parachute.

                          [–]jglee1236 2 points3 points ago

                          Why the fuck, what the fuck... I don't even... I would never even be in there, as soon as I saw that. It's "OH SHIT, TIME TO EVACUATE ASAP" time.

                          [–]OrderAndObey 2 points3 points ago

                          I would say its more like hot potato. In roulette you cant see whether or not the situation is getting worse or better its all random.

                          [–]CPU_Pi 2 points3 points ago

                          What don't people get about "urinal out of order"?

                          [–]SamuraiGonzo 3 points4 points ago

                          Lemonade! Oh sweet lemonade!

                          [–]onedavester 3 points4 points ago

                          Bear Grylls sets these up in bathrooms all the time. Calm the fuck down

                          [–]Bronan_Brobarian 5 points6 points ago

                          Few things improve your morale in a survival situation like a hot bath.

                          [–]Self_Hating_Liberal 5 points6 points ago

                          I would pop it. Asshole move, but I'd do it.

                          [–]CiscoEnt 32 points33 points ago

                          At first I thought you said poop in it, and I approved.

                          [–]Strideo 13 points14 points ago

                          That would be an asshole move.

                          [–]bluekieran 6 points7 points ago

                          Where would you stand?

                          [–]Vorokar 0 points1 point ago

                          Fairly sure that would backfire pretty damned quickly.

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                            [–]LuckyBdx4Bans Bots and Spammers[M] 16 points17 points ago

                            Danger Will Robinson

                            [–]IMakeIce 39 points40 points ago

                            Scumbag mod: "Bans Bots and Spammers", posts pic of bot that spams the line "Danger Will Robinson".

                            [–]kimball10 1 point2 points ago

                            Thank you. This made my day.

                            [–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

                            My new favorite anti-novelty account.

                            [–]brehm90 1 point2 points ago

                            Ummmmm..... ummmmmmmm......ummmmmmm........I'll.........I'll just hold it

                            [–]TwistedEnigma 0 points1 point ago

                            or use the open one next to it?

                            [–]jdmold 1 point2 points ago

                            Kinda looks like a yellow Hershey's Kiss, sticking its tongue out at me...

                            [–]1gnominious 1 point2 points ago

                            It looks like the nether regions of a morbidly obese Simpsons woman.

                            [–]TheMartillo 1 point2 points ago

                            This is what makes janitors into legends.

                            [–]martellus 1 point2 points ago

                            XXL Jarate.

                            [–]Protikon 1 point2 points ago

                            Orbital drop Jarate.

                            [–]skullmonkey420 1 point2 points ago

                            all you need is a few rolls of bounty paper towels and youre set!

                            [–]scoobydrew 1 point2 points ago

                            SJSU engineering building?

                            [–]rockmongoose 1 point2 points ago

                            This is r/wtf worthy.

                            [–]torbot 1 point2 points ago

                            Urinacolypse

                            [–]kasper138 1 point2 points ago

                            I'd really hate to be the one who breaks that camels back.

                            [–]anal-razor 1 point2 points ago

                            This is missing something... http://imgur.com/pAsSM

                            [–]kimberlyann0507 1 point2 points ago

                            What in the actual fuck is that?

                            [–]ProbablyADolphin 1 point2 points ago

                            Wait for someone to use one of the other urinals, burst the bag with a throwing dart on your way out, and brace the door behind you. Make popcorn, enjoy screams

                            [–]Indigoh 1 point2 points ago

                            If I saw that in a bathroom, I would go find another bathroom. It wouldn't be worth the risk. That thing could blow any moment.

                            [–]WhyNotZoidbeard 1 point2 points ago

                            i do believe this is in the wrong subreddit....... /r/wtf would i think take much more kindly to this

                            [–]ExalteR 4 points5 points ago

                            Bear Grylls would have a field day

                            [–]Dukes159 1 point2 points ago

                            I....I just dont understand.....why

                            [–]alxmiu 0 points1 point ago

                            Goddamit!

                            [–]Ovurix 0 points1 point ago

                            That's not very cool. Someone has to clean that now.

                            [–]Smartastic 0 points1 point ago

                            someone better call an engineer, otherwise we'll need a doctor.

                            [–]ne0n_valkyrie 0 points1 point ago

                            How many points would I get for shitting in it?

                            [–]erikx213 0 points1 point ago

                            run. run as fast as you can.

                            [–]thethreadkiller 0 points1 point ago

                            So how do we go about cleaning that up?

                            [–]1Chance 0 points1 point ago

                            I kinda want to throw a dart at it. From as far back as possible of course.

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                            That's my bladder everyday right after I get off the train and start walking home. As I approach the closest toilet, the force of my peepee is so great that one of these days I might wet myself! I've had to pee on trees on the way home because I drink too much tea and water throughout the day!

                            [–]YoureMyBoyBloo 0 points1 point ago

                            This is amazing, I am instating this at my office.

                            [–]pakron 0 points1 point ago

                            Thinking about this too much gives me gag feelings.

                            [–]slizoth 0 points1 point ago

                            One of the scariest things Ive ever seen

                            [–]luft-waffle 0 points1 point ago

                            shop vac. shop vac solves everything.

                            [–]Girricane 0 points1 point ago

                            Did anyone notice that the pee has separated?

                            It's like oil and water in that thing.

                            [–]xilog 0 points1 point ago

                            2 hoses, stirrup pump, bucket: job done.

                            [–]one-oh-one 0 points1 point ago

                            I know it's horrible, and would be the biggest dick move, but I want to slice the bag and run away

                            [–]johnkong 0 points1 point ago

                            Oh my god, this belongs in WTF. Why didn't they shut down all the urinals and stop that bag from filling up? They're going to have to deal with it at some point. Yikes.

                            [–]Gazongola 0 points1 point ago

                            I think I would go to the bathroom with wellingtons on...

                            [–]bnm3424 0 points1 point ago

                            I would seriously hate to be a person who worked there when that thing explodes...

                            [–]F-That 0 points1 point ago

                            you will have to siphon it out. Who's going to start the flow?

                            [–]Berty_Strange 0 points1 point ago

                            This reminds me of that game in WarioWare Smooth Moves where people keep pumping up the balloon and whoever makes it burst is the loser.

                            [–]Strike1H8tr 0 points1 point ago

                            My God this is amazing, yet horrifying at the same time!

                            [–]franklake 0 points1 point ago

                            For some reason that's more disturbing than cumbox etc. Why?!

                            [–]MiamiPower 0 points1 point ago

                            As a former bathroom attendant. Dam that's a hell of a tip. At least it not on the floor. Containment is the key with any leak. From Washington war room to the restroom. Always bag boys. Safety is no accident.

                            [–]Fast2Move 0 points1 point ago

                            no. no. NO!! OH GOD NO!!

                            [–]Mimeez 0 points1 point ago

                            this should be in r/eww

                            [–]Beklaktuar 0 points1 point ago

                            Better get the watervacuum for this job or hope there is a drain in the floor of that bathroom.

                            [–]tellmetwice 0 points1 point ago

                            walk in see THAT "NOPE" walk out immediately

                            [–]Protikon 0 points1 point ago

                            How did dis happen, doctor?

                            [–]Crimsonsmile 0 points1 point ago

                            Wtf. Why did this ever even happen?!

                            [–]MeatyDeathstar 0 points1 point ago

                            I feel bad for anyone that is in there when the bag breaks.

                            [–]Amytherocklobster 0 points1 point ago

                            I'd pull out a zippo, lite it and slide it at the bag in slow motion like in action movies. Then as I walk out an employee asks why I was in the men's room. I blankly look him in the face and state I'm a hooker, just then the wall of piss hits the door and starts spewing out into the hall.. He exclaims "GOOD GOD LADY" and I make a break for the nearest exit.

                            [–]hydrox 0 points1 point ago

                            Like Buckaroo using piss and a bag.

                            [–]fubuger 0 points1 point ago

                            Where is a crazy straw when you need one

                            [–]namfonos 0 points1 point ago

                            how the fuck does that happen???

                            [–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point ago

                            WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL PEEING IN THAT BAG?!?!

                            [–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

                            Grab a sharp object

                            Throw

                            Run

                            [–]TheGangsterPanda 0 points1 point ago

                            What is this I don't even..

                            [–]Im-already-so-bored 0 points1 point ago

                            Woah, and to think that that's the kids urinal...

                            [–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

                            One day, no doubt someone will decide to shit into it... Takes commitment but someone will

                            [–]moto3500 0 points1 point ago

                            oh god.

                            [–]alfalfa1985 0 points1 point ago

                            Looks delicious!

                            [–]emperornibble 0 points1 point ago

                            How many people does it take to fill it that much, and WTF is wrong with the custodian? Clean that shit up!

                            [–]terpes 0 points1 point ago

                            They should just bring in the Burger King Urine Burglar.

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