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[–]artydecor 10 points11 points ago

Speaking of ramen, this one is my favorite.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Nongshim ramen is the best!! Especially when you add egg and american cheese to it.

[–]jyz002 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to try that this weekend

[–]artydecor 0 points1 point ago

I've added egg before but american cheese is interesting, going to try that as well.

Also, for another fusion-ish meal, try adding kimchi to Arby's Roast Beef burgers.

[–]lordeddardstark 0 points1 point ago

american cheese

what is this blasphemy?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's really delicious!!! I was hesitant to try it, but omg, sooooo good.

[–]ForeverAloneAlone 1 point2 points ago

Yes, that is my favorite too. I like the level of spiciness and the dried veggies

[–]sidemissionchris 4 points5 points ago

my mouth is so happy right now, I barely notice the scurvy.

[–]stephz491[S] 9 points10 points ago

Our Hastings had those. I was tempted to buy some.. But they were $3.00. I was like.. "I can't afford this..." :(

[–]fanboy_killer 10 points11 points ago

Judging by the price, Wasted and Broke is how they plan on leaving you.

[–]Starsinoureyes 4 points5 points ago

What?! They're $1 at my Hastings!

[–]bedintruder 8 points9 points ago

What?! Regular Ramen is 35 cents at my store.

[–]Anonazon2 8 points9 points ago

17 cents when on sale.

[–]bedintruder 5 points6 points ago

Damn right!

Though the sodium/cost ratio gets a bit dangerous at this point.

[–]swuboo 5 points6 points ago

In the medieval period, peasants would distill the salt out of ramen to preserve their food for the winter.

It was cheaper than cooking sea water in large pans in the British fashion or using a series of increasingly shallow manmade ponds in the Breton fashion.

[–]sailingonward 1 point2 points ago

I want to believe.

[–]crackedpineapple 2 points3 points ago

Seriously? Its constantly 14 cents where I am...

[–]Anonazon2 1 point2 points ago

I've seen it as low as 9 cents out of state, and I've heard it going for as little as 3 at membership stores. That's 666 packages for $20 O_o

[–]Starsinoureyes 1 point2 points ago

Yeah but this one is like a novelty ramen. And it's at a bookstore, so they don't normally sell stuff like that.

[–]stephz491[S] 0 points1 point ago

What. That's stupid. :( I think our Hastings just wants the extra money.

[–]Starsinoureyes 0 points1 point ago

Maybe! But the price of living is cheaper in general here. Maybe that even applies to ramen?

[–]stephz491[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well our Hastings employees are dumb so they might have marked it wrong. Who knows. Oh well, if I wanted ramen I'd just go get some at Walmart for $0.30.

[–]Starsinoureyes 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha. Maybe you guys just have a fancy Hastings? I spend way too much money at that store I can't let myself go there anymore :(

[–]stephz491[S] 0 points1 point ago

I've found that 'rearranging' price tags are helpful...

Edit: that might be a bad idea... ;)

[–]Starsinoureyes 0 points1 point ago

D: I have done that once before though lol

[–]wales_is_desolate 2 points3 points ago

It's like pain killers for hunger.

[–]Foley1 1 point2 points ago

Marketing! YEAHHHH!

[–]WhyGuy21 1 point2 points ago

*My kind of

[–]stephz491[S] 0 points1 point ago

When you're from Texas like I am, it's kinda.

[–]Wyrd_5 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think the title meant Kinda was a brand?

[–]tswpoker1 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was every flavor, seriously though the spicy ones are the best

[–]boredandworking 0 points1 point ago

[–]FatCharlie236 0 points1 point ago

Here is my favorite Ramen recipe:

  • Get some Ramen and Cream Cheese.
  • Cook the Ramen and melt some of the Cream Cheese into it.
  • Put in some hot sauce.

[–]Velvet_Goldmine 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love ramen.

[–]LigerZ0 0 points1 point ago

Don't drink then you won't be broke. You don't have to eat ramen now, problem solved.

[–]GwsGeorge 0 points1 point ago

Honest ramen tells it like it is.

[–]tumbleweed42 0 points1 point ago

You are what you eat.

[–]soggyfritter 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they can hang out?

[–]ArbitraryIndigo 0 points1 point ago

If you can't afford Ramen-brand ramen, I'm not sure what's wrong with you.

[–]Relish11 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, ramen dicks up your ass.

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[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

She calls me sugar daddy, for some reason.

[–]Zombie_Lover 1 point2 points ago

Funny, she calls me Friday nights.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Where did loverboy go?

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

What really screws with my noodle is, how did you know that site existed?

[–]Zombie_Lover 1 point2 points ago

I wanna know what love is, and I want you to show me.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Why is this now looping, inside my mind, also have you been drinking again?

[–]Zombie_Lover 0 points1 point ago

This sure as hell won't help. And yes, I have been drinking again. Everyone needs a hobby!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I am very versatile.