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[–]ducttapetricorn 10 points11 points ago

Too cool not to see.

When the gif goes down in a few hours...

http://imgur.com/8IZNo

[–]razzliox 2 points3 points ago

Thread's gonna 404.

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[–]razzliox 1 point2 points ago

A thread from 404'ing?

That's impossible. You can however post a mirror here, or imgur it.

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[–]razzliox 6 points7 points ago

Google it. Or imgur.com

You really shouldn't be on 4chan.

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[–]razzliox 3 points4 points ago

No. Not that it's bad that people are on it, but it's bad that you're on it because you're posting it strait to reddit, and thus are probably a newfag. I mean if you don't post on 4chan then it's okay, but...

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[–]razzliox 1 point2 points ago

But...

I...

Don't post. Lurk moar, it's never enough.

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[–]Nomiss -5 points-4 points ago

you would happen to know how to stop this would you?

You stop reposting bullshit from other sites trying to be a karma whore.

[–]lemzip 1 point2 points ago

Don't know if you've noticed, but the point of reddit is kinda to post things from other sites, or else we'd all be sat in self subreddits.

[–]SimonAdebisi 4 points5 points ago

Nigga got fired 10 seconds later.

[–]pucas24 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. One of the bitchier executives at my Target yelled at me the other night when she caught me stepping onto a flatbed for less than five seconds. I wish I could get away with crap like this.

[–]seanbear 1 point2 points ago

My old managers used to yell. Now they got rid of the D-bags because my company has a terrible habit of thinking that moving managers from the stores they've grown accustomed to will help bring more money in.

But back on topic: new managers don't give a shit and you see them riding the trucks down the warehouse.

[–]willykins 1 point2 points ago

Damn that sucks. We're even allowed to play with the forklifts.

[–]Myflyisbreezy 1 point2 points ago

Stop linking directly to 4chan.

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

Today, OP was a fag.

[–]NonaSuomi 1 point2 points ago

What you don't see is his momentum taking him farther backwards, simultaneously destroying both of his Achilles tendons, rendering him unable to stand upright for over a month, and unable to walk properly for life.

[–]BamBangBrady -1 points0 points ago

Really? Is that what actually happened?

[–]civilian11214 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love pallet jack antics. Better than scooters IMHO.

[–]Senjiroh 0 points1 point ago

Someone where I worked broke his foot doing shit like this.

[–]dirtywhore4cash 0 points1 point ago

smells like summer

[–]AFGentry 0 points1 point ago

This is fun until one of those shitty wheels catches an errant piece of cardboard and locks up. Good luck box boy...good luck.

[–]Ihateyourdick 0 points1 point ago

Is he wearing a tron helmet?

[–]whorunnith 0 points1 point ago

Hairnet, Hard hat, same diff.

[–]tobberobbe 0 points1 point ago

This is from fucking 4Chan!

[–]aColoradoan 0 points1 point ago

My dad's work has these, the only reason I go their. It's like a classy scooter.

[–]donquixote235 -2 points-1 points ago

OSHA would have a field day.

I used to work in a furniture factory, and we had pallet jacks and forklifts all over the place. About once a year somebody would lose his leg below the knee because either he wasn't looking where he was going or the other guy didn't look where he was going.

Also about 3-5% of the workforce had missing fingers from industrial accidents. Sometimes it was their fault (being dumbasses and sticking their hands where they didn't belong) and other times it was the machine's fault (safety guard didn't snap into place properly). Usually it was a combination of the two... the worker was being a dumbass and the machine's anti-dumbass measures failed at the same time.

And the funny thing was that you'd never hear about these things on the news. The company was the largest employer in the area at the time, and the owner sat on the local city/county/hospital boards, and they contributed heavily to police/fire funds, so as a result you'd hear rumors floating around the office and that was about it.

I worked in IT, so I hung out in the safety of the office part of the factory... but every so often I'd have to go out onto the floor to install an update or try to track down a problem. I hated that job (but I stuck it out for five years anyway, because hey, money).

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[–]rawdoglife 0 points1 point ago

TL;DR, "BECAUSE HEY, MONEY" I see where your coming from and I raise you a "Cool story, bro"