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[–]alano134 114 points115 points ago

We're all redditors. You posted this to reddit

[–]imbignate[!] 12 points13 points ago

[–]eco_97 1 point2 points ago

And boom goes the self-fucking dynamite.

[–]FrankZappasNose 27 points28 points ago

What makes you think there are redditors here?

[–]voidsong 24 points25 points ago

God, that's cute.

[–]shanoxilt 4 points5 points ago

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I remember her!! A DUB A BLUBA BOOOOOOOO

[–]code_makes_me_happy 0 points1 point ago

Reddit has gone full retard again.

[–]YKWDPM 8 points9 points ago

Every night I just go to /r/cats and get a little pussy.

[–]ceejiesqueejie 15 points16 points ago

DAT ASS

[–]Natethesnake81 9 points10 points ago

Is that Taylor Lautner?

[–]ShoilinMonk 0 points1 point ago

YES

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

I need to mule over this post.

[–]HenniferHlopez 4 points5 points ago

Isn't that a burro?

I could definitely be wrong. I am by far no expert in Latin American beasts of burden.

[–]irrelephant31 0 points1 point ago

Burro=donkey? I thought so

[–]TacticalNukePenguin 1 point2 points ago

Jokes aside, that's freaking adorable.

[–]Hellacatfancy 1 point2 points ago

Dat hairy ass

[–]RubberNinja 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, REDDIT? I'm on REDDIT!! That's me he's talking about!

[–]Pariel 2 points3 points ago

Did not get some. Spent three wonderful hours getting led on by a girl who has not, in fact, broken up with her boyfriend (note: saw him making out with another girl last night).

I have no regrets. The last week of college is fucking awesome.

So, thanks, I guess? I think I may go check out some porn.

[–]moooooserfunk 1 point2 points ago

The last week of college is awesome because you didn't get any? You're doing it wrong.

[–]Pariel 1 point2 points ago

No, I didn't get any last night. Key difference. I still had a great time.

[–]Pariel 1 point2 points ago

No, I didn't get any last night. Key difference. I still had a great time.

[–]STRE4KER 1 point2 points ago

I worked 13.5 hours today and my gf is going back to her hometown for 5 days, and I still couldn't get any tonight. :-(

[–]dooblagras 1 point2 points ago

work this into a perverted greeting card (in the cutesy charming way) and your chances will probably improve... probably.

[–]saxasm 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a cool link... let's check it out.

much later

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/784/what-year-is-it-robin-williams.jpg

[–]Galaick 0 points1 point ago

Damn sexy!

[–]Alexthegreatbelgian 0 points1 point ago

But I wanted a pony...

[–]graffiti81 0 points1 point ago

Is it from Half-Ass Acres?

[–]DeathStarDriveBy 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait til my uncle sends me this in an email that's been forwarded 80+ times.

[–]mrderpington 0 points1 point ago

  • sigh *

[–]Orval 0 points1 point ago

Today is my birthday so it's good to know I at least got this much in case tonight doesn't work out.

[–]Ecce_signum 0 points1 point ago

Well played good sir

[–]osotoes 0 points1 point ago

I'm not a redditor.

[–]i_fap_faps 0 points1 point ago

Redditors?!?!?!?!?!

WHERE?!?!?!?!?!

[–]NerdCrush 0 points1 point ago

I sleep next to a guy, I should be having regular sex. This isn't fair.

[–]Leapfrog2012 0 points1 point ago

Now that's a cute ass.

[–]MouseWithTheOverbite 0 points1 point ago

I love burritos.

[–]khaelian 0 points1 point ago

It's even got nice legs!

[–]carlrey0216 0 points1 point ago

THAT. Just made my day. I'll print it out and carry it on my wallet. Every night i'll be getting a little ass in my pants!

[–]MjrPothead 0 points1 point ago

You imply that some will in fact get laid tonight. False, nerds dont get laid, they masturbate to Japanese porn.

[–]MickeyJim 0 points1 point ago

A little ass! HA! I FUCKING LOVE THESE MEMES. I wish there was a sarcasm font.

[–]Paullelujah 0 points1 point ago

You assume we are all from Columbia?

[–]Vikaroo 0 points1 point ago

Dat fluff!

[–]RalphMacchio 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have the original pic w/o text?

[–]wtfOP 0 points1 point ago

What you mean "in case", motherfucker.

[–]thebigfooty 0 points1 point ago

I good sirs made out with a twenty seven year old last night and I'm twenty three....shit was EPIC. Yah bout time, its been like a solid year now but last night was awesome!

[–]chzchbo 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I needed this. Gf moved back to California yesterday (I'm in TX), last night was a swing and a miss, but I got another date tonight :)

Who am I kidding, this is exactly where I'll be :(

[–]drdavidphd 0 points1 point ago

are you from SC?

[–]ngoncalves92 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass

[–]emmalee00 0 points1 point ago

I did :]

[–]GibMachine 0 points1 point ago

I'd hit it.

[–]UnfunnyExplainer -2 points-1 points ago

It's funny because of the stereotype that redditors are anti-social and not good at talking to people of the opposite/same sex (depending on preference), and the phrase "a little ass" can refer to sex, or as the joke is suggesting, a young donkey. It's a pun.

[–]BallsackTBaghard 4 points5 points ago

[–]ienjoyedit 0 points1 point ago

More precisely, it's a double entendre.

[–]sun95 0 points1 point ago

Fuck novelty accounts

[–]Qqxam -2 points-1 points ago

I'm going to need a lot of these... feelsbadman

[–]lacig -3 points-2 points ago

Sweet! I got some and got this!

[–]just_saiyan_bro[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Got some! Woot woot!