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[–]stillsoon 111 points112 points ago

Someone tried this in Turkey and had to run for his life because the bus driver was after him.

Ninja edit: Here is the video

[–]fai714 49 points50 points ago

why did they stop filming when it was getting good!!!

[–]akebeth 61 points62 points ago

Probably because they were about to die.

[–]fai714 60 points61 points ago

Well, that's no excuse, I need to be entertained.

[–]impshial 3 points4 points ago

Are you NOT entertained?

[–]immatellyouwhat 30 points31 points ago

No, we just went over this ಠ_ಠ

[–]Wackydude1234 -2 points-1 points ago

To be honest the bus driver is wasting even more time by chasing them, therefore making it worse.

[–]heyiambob 41 points42 points ago

Safe to assume he didn't survive

[–]Deschutes 10 points11 points ago

This one also looks like Turkey. The bus is BMC Belde, license plate looks like a government issue black on white lettering with Turkish looking number/letter arrangement.

[–]fesener 5 points6 points ago

Yup, seems like it's been filmed in Izmir - Turkiye.

[–]trollsconstantly 6 points7 points ago

The guy also said it was in Turkey when he posted it so you know that helps

[–]Smaskifa 7 points8 points ago

Indubitably, Watson.

[–]tariqabjotu 2 points3 points ago

Uh, no. Fesener is probably referring to the OP, by RandomChurchBoner, not the one posted in the comments by stillsoon. The video posted by stillsoon is not in Izmir; it's in Istanbul, as the bus company (İETT) on the side of the bus suggests.

[–]mount_earnest 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't make sense that the driver did that; right as the driver steps out you can see there is another bus right in front of the bus, so it's not like he held him up by doing that.

[–]nonumbers -4 points-3 points ago

"for his life" might be a bit of a stretch.

[–]stillsoon 3 points4 points ago

So, what do you suggest then?

[–]nonumbers -1 points0 points ago

Someone tried this in Turkey and had to run because the bus driver was after him.

[–]mastercylinder2 362 points363 points ago

what an asshole

[–]yeahwhynot_ 12 points13 points ago

not as cool as the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJhLPkTKb8g

[–]superfletch5 -2 points-1 points ago

Did he flip off the driver? Badass.

[–]UnfunnyExplainer 75 points76 points ago

It's funny because instead of getting on the bus, he tied his shoe, wasting everyone's time and potentially impacting the bus' schedule.

[–]frustrated_dev 31 points32 points ago

Guy: Excuse me ma'am do you like to laugh?

Marge: [laughs] Oh, yes! As long as its tasteful. And never at someone, or with, and not--

Guy: [to Homer] Excuse me sir, do you like to laugh?

Homer: Why yes, yes I do!

[–]DivideByGodError 4 points5 points ago

Marge: [laughs] I'm a regular Jay Leno!

Bart: You sure are...

[–]xVerified 5 points6 points ago

It makes so much more sense now.

[–]Tokeli 1 point2 points ago

Considering it takes longer than that for some people to get on the bus and pay their fare, not really.

[–]LuigiLuigi 1 point2 points ago

Lmao oh please!! Its funny! Laugh!

[–]play3393 -3 points-2 points ago

If the bus' schedule is so tight that 5 seconds throws the whole thing off, then there is a much more serious problem.

Old ladies that need to get on slowly and possibly need help would slow it down more than that.

It's really not a big deal. You're on /r/funny. Relax.

[–]djstevefog 12 points13 points ago

Bus driver should have just kicked his face while he tied

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[–]djstevefog 28 points29 points ago

Sometimes you gotta take chances

[–]BullshitUsername 2 points3 points ago

This was my reddit lol of the day

[–]djstevefog 2 points3 points ago

Achievement unlocked!

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -3 points-2 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[–]BD1 18 points19 points ago

What a douche bag.

[–]Coolbreezy 4 points5 points ago

Cause for a nutshot.

[–]shannontara 2 points3 points ago

I was on a bus, he stopped to pick up a man who only shouted to the driver "what planet is this??" The driver just closed the door and drove away. Drivers, I bet they see a lot.

[–]dances 7 points8 points ago

Anyone have that one gif that's similar, in which two people start to walk on, but the first person just jumps on the other guy's back and they run off... all twice?

[–]ill_take_two 35 points36 points ago

[–]newmansg 2 points3 points ago

For some reason this is funny, and the one OP posted annoyed me.

Ah, tis the intricacies of humor. Forsooth.

[–]Senor_Asshole 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Wow I feel such shame for that guy and so bad for the driver.

[–]Eist 9 points10 points ago

Relax. It's an asshole move, but I'm sure worse things have happened to the driver.

[–]cumfarts 26 points27 points ago

like that one time where he got hired to drive a bus

[–]Eist 1 point2 points ago

Sounds awesome as long as there were never any passengers, and you didn't have to drive for hours every day in a city.

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[–]Eist -1 points0 points ago

My point is that it is annoying, but I hardly feel "so bad" for the driver. I would hope he jut shrugged it off, or, at worst, let it go at the end of his shift.

[–]Admiral_Cheese_Balls 2 points3 points ago

Should have closed the door on him and kept driving.

[–]FrankYODA 4 points5 points ago

I would have shut the door on him, clamping his foot and then pedal to metal time. Now lets see how well he can hop sidewards. Cue Doctor Evil laugh.....

[–]HungryMoblin 3 points4 points ago

But then you would've lost your job and you might have gotten sued.

[–]FrankYODA 0 points1 point ago

it's a joke.......

[–]HungryMoblin 4 points5 points ago

WHOEVER TOLD YOU THAT JOKES WERE ALLOWED IN /R/FUNNY HAS LIED TO YOU.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah, but you're a fucking idiot.

[–]FrankYODA -1 points0 points ago

Oh the irony.

[–]Flurryyea 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag Steve forgot his hat.

[–]tommytheREDranger 1 point2 points ago

It would be better if a woman had done that. It is hard to bend over for a woman that is wearing a dress or skirt.

[–]Natethesnake81 1 point2 points ago

What a dick!

[–]fonzalonz 1 point2 points ago

This is why the bus never stops for me.

[–]LondonTiger 2 points3 points ago

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

[–]Mattyice318 2 points3 points ago

That's not funny at all

[–]inthatshirt 1 point2 points ago

New business idea: Tie-your-shoe-mobile. I'll make millions

[–]Snip-Snap 0 points1 point ago

You should have left the rest of the .gif in, the part where he got his ass kicked. That's the best part!

[–]HairlessSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

Now you know when I say the perfect asshole I am not referring to John Goodnans corn hole

[–]royf5 0 points1 point ago

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

What a bag of dirty douches! If I was the Bus driver, I would have beat his ass!

[–]joealarson -2 points-1 points ago

This is called "Giving away the punchline in the title."

[–]wobblymadman 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. I'm not sure what part of "punchline", "title" and "fuckingwell don't" isn't being understood... Not sure why you are getting downvotes, my friend.

[–]Uberninjaa 0 points1 point ago

Close door on foot

Drive away

Too bad he didnt know he was going to walk away...

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[–]HungryMoblin 0 points1 point ago

If you use that title, FUCK YOU.

[–]toastyseeds -1 points0 points ago

FUCK THE POLICE

[–]Daroo425 -1 points0 points ago

chill out people, it's a damn prank. didn't really harm anyone..

[–]PatAunces -3 points-2 points ago

God this thread is full of uptight assholes. Coming from a bus rider, just laugh at the harmless prank.

[–]BradOShizno -4 points-3 points ago

If you do this... then FUCK YOU

[–]Camerown -2 points-1 points ago

This one is funnier.

[–]play3393 -5 points-4 points ago

My goodness there is a lot of butthurt in here. Five seconds people. Do you really think five seconds was that big of a deal? Get over it.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Some bus drivers pretend you dont exist and dont stop at the bus stops....Those ones deserve this hardcore. Maybe even a spit in the face once the doors are opening