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[–]jap_slap 150 points151 points ago

I dont know what youre talking about, that's pretty badass

[–]ajnish7 14 points15 points ago

Agreed.. Way better than what humans can come up with

[–]endless_sleep 1 point2 points ago

McFly, you bojo!

[–]Impr3ssion 3 points4 points ago

Those boards don't work on water!

[–]enjoi4995 1 point2 points ago

Just think...Nike made those shoes and they went for 1000s of dollars. And here they're worth enough to kick water.

[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point ago

I'm having trouble understanding that gif. It looks like his right leg is facing away but his left legs is facing towards. Also, it looks like he's going backwards. I haven't seen back to the future 2, so that may be the problem. Can someone help me out here?

[–]majortato 2 points3 points ago

his right leg is facing towards...its just the funny looking "future" shoes that creates an optical illusion you're looking at the back of the shoe.

EDIT: his left leg...our right

[–]studmuffffffin 1 point2 points ago

Which leg is on the hover board?

[–]biggus_dickuss 3 points4 points ago

yes

[–]johnnyquest88 83 points84 points ago

We have very different definitions of lame. That is the coolest thing ever done

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 14 points15 points ago

I agree. He is riding fish. Oh wait did I mention those fish are FLYING. Fuck yeah!

[–]nealski77 6 points7 points ago

He's harnessing the power of flying trout. I challenge anyone to do the same.

[–]letshaveateaparty 1 point2 points ago

Very much agreed, I think this image is the first really good argument for how awesome aquaman is.

[–]Kalean 1 point2 points ago

Damnit, I came in here specifically to post that, was 12 hours late.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

Pants Level: Shat.

I take back everything I ever said about him.

[–]acman319 4 points5 points ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–]Aiskhulos -1 points0 points ago

CTHULHU CTHUUUULLLUUUUUUUU

[–]ironchef31 19 points20 points ago

I tried this with 4 ferrets. It didn't end well.

[–]Mindle 4 points5 points ago

End like this?

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 0 points1 point ago

Classic Weird Al

[–]g0tistt0t 6 points7 points ago

I want this gif to say "Like I give a fuck"

[–]MostDishonorable 6 points7 points ago

Or "Haters gonna hate"

[–]NumLock_Enthusiast 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/qcg3N.gif someone posted it further down

[–]ltntk421 7 points8 points ago

You misspelled "awesome."

[–]docbrave 7 points8 points ago

I think that looks awesome, I would've loved to have my own flying fish-skate-sled.

[–]zenthor109 6 points7 points ago

This motherfucker is FLYING ON FISH. if you tell me that isn't badass, you are lying

[–]larxiz 4 points5 points ago

Try flying on 4 fish.. Then tell me who's lame.

[–]IamLeven 8 points9 points ago

Why does he need the first two? I bet he is bringing them for his bitch. Bitches love flying fish skates.

[–]Rich_21 2 points3 points ago

I think aquaman is just waiting until the polar icecaps melt so then he'll rule the world...

[–]thevoicesmademedoit 1 point2 points ago

I'm listening to "Highway Star" by Deep Purple and this was moving completely in time. Its hilarious.

[–]citationmustang 1 point2 points ago

pfft. He can't even climb out of ground effect.

[–]Skilol 1 point2 points ago

Unbelievable how there are only crap quality cam records of the Aquaman Family Guy scene on youtube.

[–]ofdubiousorigin 1 point2 points ago

Somebody here hasn't watched Batman: Brave and the Bold.

[–]lezapper 1 point2 points ago

I mistook him for Seaman and Swallows...

[–]ItWasMooney -1 points0 points ago

"It's SEA-MAN!"

[–]ssttiiffffyy 0 points1 point ago

"come swallow"

[–]clintmk96 1 point2 points ago

is this a "when you see it"?...cause i dont see it

[–]DaNizzles 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you, this is the most badass from of travel ever conceived

[–]WalrusInMySheets 1 point2 points ago

Pfft...LAME?!?! I'd like to see the OP do that!

[–]mrmellow 1 point2 points ago

hmmm PETA

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

I prefer the bearded and hooked aquaman. At least he looks somewhat respectable.

[–]ScottishUnicorn 1 point2 points ago

[–]tubergibbosum 0 points1 point ago

He also appears to be fucking an invisible founder.

[–]rainicornschlong 0 points1 point ago

Is there a subreddit for this?

[–]emikoh 0 points1 point ago

i think this is another reason of why he is awesome.

[–]BlackStarrr 0 points1 point ago

tagged as gay prostitute

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

He is flying on flyfishes...That...Is...AWESOME!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lame? I'm pretty sure your mistaken.

[–]SmurfRockRune 0 points1 point ago

Actually, think about. He lives under a ton of water pressure. He would have super human strength on land.

[–]DrCoquenbols 0 points1 point ago

I get that he can talk to fish, but in order to convince some fish to let you harness some reins to them and fly them around takes some serious negotiating skills

[–]conspiratorial 0 points1 point ago

Since when is Aquaman lame? At the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, the pressure is enough to squish say, Batman into a thin red paste. And Aquaman lives there. THAT'S WHERE HE CHILLS.

[–]Johnzsmith 0 points1 point ago

Aquaman is nearly as bad ass as Batman. I don't understand the hate for him.

[–]Nimzt3r 0 points1 point ago

Outrageous! Aquaman is awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8C1WWixgc

[–]clebo99 0 points1 point ago

"Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice, Aquaman is making himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because he can't do shit...".

[–]Turtle_Seal 0 points1 point ago

Another reasons why Aquaman is so freaking awesome!

[–]bigasssweater 0 points1 point ago

lame you say?

[–]Swindx 0 points1 point ago

lame? dafuq u talkin about?

[–]KirbyinAustin 0 points1 point ago

The first two fish don't really seem necessary

[–]bacon_96 0 points1 point ago

unless you're raj on the big bang theory. then aquaman sucks.

[–]invisiblewar 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he has some fish to fly

Oh yeah

[–]iouifuome 0 points1 point ago

The fish in the front aren't even doing anything.

If they were pulling him he would fall forward.

[–]Tanglez 0 points1 point ago

If by lame you mean coolest fucking thing ever.

[–]GotThe89Vision 0 points1 point ago

Too bad that's hardcore as shit

[–]Thepoopsniff 0 points1 point ago

Sir, i beleive you are mistaken. It is clearly shown in this .gif the aquaman is clearly a giver of no fucks.

[–]BoothWilkesJohn 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, that looks pretty awesome.

[–]civilian11214 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck is that lame?

[–]purplepython 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what you're talking about. Aquaman is the shizzniz. I mean, really. Have you even been able to comman flying fish to fly you around? And what about the rest of the sea creatures? That includes some of the scariest creatures I've ever seen. That includes LEOPARD SEALS. So... yeah... suck it.

[–]rockmongoose -2 points-1 points ago

I think that guy's high as a motherfucka' !

[–]bobmystery -1 points0 points ago

Yes, Aquaman CAN fly... for several meters before crashing back into the ocean.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Cruisin' along at a sweet 6 mph!

[–]All-American-Bot 0 points1 point ago

(For our friends outside the USA... 6 mph -> 9.7 km/h) - Yeehaw!

[–]The_man_with_plan -1 points0 points ago

aquaman can control cthulhu. he wins everything. always.

[–]Rayc31415 -1 points0 points ago

Whatever you say, CJ.

[–]alltwo147 -1 points0 points ago

Someone make this a gif with him riding on a flying fish while walking flying a flying fish on a leash while there's another Aquaman on that flying fish and so on.

[–]BalthierTheNobody -1 points0 points ago

*awesome

[–]RandomMandarin -1 points0 points ago

They see me skatin', they hatin'

[–]spades0001 -1 points0 points ago

Find another superhero who can do that...That's right, there is none.

[–]Crazaed -1 points0 points ago

shit just got real

[–]Impr3ssion -1 points0 points ago

I'd like to see you get by underwater as well as he does on the ground.

[–]GronlieNaynd -1 points0 points ago

Leave.Now. Aquaman is a BA MoFo

[–]vFordring -1 points0 points ago

Fuck aquaman. I read it as Agumon from digimon at first because of how hard I suppressed that ass hole.

[–]Dinocologist -1 points0 points ago

la-mazing

[–]Zingo_14 -1 points0 points ago

You and I have very different ideas of what constitutes "lame"

[–]ComradePalmer -1 points0 points ago

[–]gto1969jdg -1 points0 points ago

you wanna get high aquaman

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Damn. Look at those 1/4 squatz.

Fuck, Aquaman. You better tighten up your shit otherwise your knees are gonna kill tomorrow morning! LOL

[–]AgentKilroy -1 points0 points ago

Clearly you never watched Justice League. Aquaman kicked ass. He seriously just did not give a fuck.

[–]thetruewheel -1 points0 points ago

Ridin' dirty