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Not Today (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mindrag 17 points18 points ago

What do we say to the god of death?

[–]Dickfore 23 points24 points ago

hodor

[–]indyK1ng 10 points11 points ago

Not today.

[–]Snarwhal 1 point2 points ago

YODO, Its a good thing im a procrastinator.

[–]chrono1465 10 points11 points ago

It's like that rat is in the top percentage of rats.

[–]Ederek_Cole 2 points3 points ago

Oh, you

[–]Snarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Its true!

[–]djdeathcake 13 points14 points ago

This is actually why it's dangerous to feed snakes live mice. Eventually Mr. Snake will give up, and Mr. Mouse will fuck his shit up.

[–]drewniverse 3 points4 points ago

If you own a snake and you don't have balls enough to knock the shit out of the live feeder before giving it to your snake, then you probably shouldn't have a snake.

[–]x9xRANDOMNESSx4x 10 points11 points ago

I love my ball python, but I don't like the idea of killing a mouse or rat myself in order to feed it. I buy frozen rats at the pet store, thaw them, and then blow-dry them to warm them up a little. It's less messy, I don't have to kill anything, and the snake doesn't know the difference.

[–]Ratman0410 2 points3 points ago

Has that ever back fired in any way? I'm just wondering how successful that can be. I always though having a snake for a pet would be nice but I lothed at the idea of feeding it a live mouse.

[–]x9xRANDOMNESSx4x 2 points3 points ago

My snake was very picky and wouldn't always eat until I started blow-drying the mice and rats. Since then, the only time he has refused to eat is when the rat has somehow gone bad.

[–]awesomeman91 2 points3 points ago

Same with my ball pythons. I've only fed live once and it was because I ran out of frozen ones. Even then it sucked to have to flick the little guy in the head to knock him out.

[–]LiveLucid 4 points5 points ago

I think it's more likely that the snake eventually catches the mouse.

[–]djdeathcake 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, the snake may catch the mouse--but a lot of snakes will just give up eventually and starve. Especially small ones like that.

[–]blank_generation 0 points1 point ago

Wait, really? Like the mouse will actually attack and harm the snake once it tires itself out?

[–]counttess 4 points5 points ago

I've only heard this so I can't say for sure, but the snake will get tired and completely give up on the mouse. The mouse will then relatively comfortable in the cage for a little while and the snake will never try to attack it, but the snake will be ridiculously stressed out. After a while, the mouse has to eat right? So yeah, it may start nibbling on the snake, or just in general mess up the habitat and eat it. All of which is stressful.

[–]djdeathcake 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly what happens.

[–]djdeathcake 0 points1 point ago

Yep, it's why pet stores sell things like frozen mice. Especially for smaller snakes like that. A mouse could cause A LOT of damage if the snake can't get it right away.

[–]DracheFrau 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

Also my ball python who is a rescue has scars on her from her previous owner feeding her live rats, and getting chewed on.

[–]orang3slic3189 1 point2 points ago

NOT TODAY ZERG!

[–]marshalj 2 points3 points ago

Enemy Pikachu used Quick Attack!

[–]Ederek_Cole 2 points3 points ago

"Die, potato!"

"Not today."

gasp

[–]TorturedWhisper 0 points1 point ago

Thats what I do when my friend tries to wipe crap he got on his hand on me.

[–]shoemanchew 2 points3 points ago

Well...Probably today.

[–]The_ST3V1N470R 1 point2 points ago

Hardcore parkour!

[–]rainonplant 0 points1 point ago

But maybe tomorrow... :(

[–]bearcatshark 1 point2 points ago

Nice video of you feeding your pet mouse a live snake.

[–]thoughtofficer 0 points1 point ago

youtube.com/watch?v=wTzbew96Yjg

[–]rickdias27 -1 points0 points ago

NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]iadtyjwu 0 points1 point ago

What did I just watch?

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

Not up in here.

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