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So I guess the majority of Redditors are Catholics not atheists... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]MajorLeeHung 50 points51 points ago

It always bothered me that being an alcoholic means you are addicted to alcohol, so being a chocoholic would mean you were addicted to chocohol, which is a product I have yet to see at my local supermarket.

[–]LADYLOVER2001 18 points19 points ago

We're getting there...

[–]PenisSizedNipples 2 points3 points ago

My family loves this stuff.

[–]Candies1205 1 point2 points ago

That stuff tastes like chocolate milk with a nice warm feeling. It's seriously fucking delicious.

[–]Urttraz 3 points4 points ago

I have two small bottles of Double Chocolate Vodka. That counts, right?

[–]silent_p 2 points3 points ago

So with correct nomenclature, would a person addicted to chocolate be a chocolatic?

[–]MajorLeeHung 2 points3 points ago

This would be technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[–]ColonelCorn 0 points1 point ago

Correct.

[–]laps1215 1 point2 points ago

Says demetri Martin....give credit where credit is due

[–]tankosaurus 1 point2 points ago

I'm a rageoholic.... I'm addicted to rageohol

[–]Nuhki 0 points1 point ago

Also caths.

[–]woodc85 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine got some chocolates for chistmas that had shots of liquor inside them. I think those count as chocohol

[–]KSUNVI 21 points22 points ago

I just can't stop drinking cathol!

[–]slipstream37 6 points7 points ago

Catheters.

[–]Imalostmerchant 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this. Damn you. Here's an upvote

[–]jollex5 3 points4 points ago

From now on I shall pronounce catholic cat-holic.

[–]dungeons_and_flagons 30 points31 points ago

Check. and Mate

:) c==3

:==3

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[–]silent_p 16 points17 points ago

Is... that a smiley face that eats a penis and then becomes a cat?

[–]dungeons_and_flagons 12 points13 points ago

It's me putting a phallus in OP's purdy little pucker.

[–]youstolemyname 1 point2 points ago

catohol...

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

Either that or catics.

[–]maddiej214 6 points7 points ago

As a Catholic I am highly addicted to cats. My intervention episode airs June 12.

[–]VoxaAeterna 1 point2 points ago

No, that would be Redditors.

[–]Iccutreb 1 point2 points ago

Who doesnt love a good old-fashioned repost?

[–]ecuador27 1 point2 points ago

Atheist Catholics.

[–]forthewolfq 1 point2 points ago

They are addicted to catheters.

[–]kentuckyhermit 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]square_root_vegetabl 1 point2 points ago

Milton Jones has been telling this one for a while. Not that I'm accusing you of anything, OP.

[–]Relish11 0 points1 point ago

Most of Miltons jokes aren't original anyway. I mean it's almost impossible to say you are the creator of a pun these days, that's why they are called puns, because they are such obvious jokes that chances are at least person has thought of it before you did. Still a funny guy though.

[–]blaze1214 1 point2 points ago

I'm a rage-aholic ... I'm addicted to rage-ahol!!!

[–]yskoty 0 points1 point ago

They are addicted to catheters, not cats.

[–]ozzieoo 0 points1 point ago

No but we try to follow St Francis who loved all of God's critters...

Just kidding..How can you not love cats?

[–]One_Percenter 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't atheists then be Atholics? With my lisp then I'd be concerned about addressing atheists in person.

[–]ColonelCorn 0 points1 point ago

no, you cant be addicted to atheism, also, an Atholic would be addicted to Athol.

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

Oh My God!!!! this is true!

[–]angelchi 0 points1 point ago

that is the best one i have seen!

[–]sashimilater 0 points1 point ago

Good observation but you're wrong. Coming from a family of Catholics, I can tell you that everyone who still believes HATES cats. The only people who like cats and want to cuddle with kittens are the ones who have ~transitioned~. Still weird to say I don't believe in God.

[–]potatoman1 0 points1 point ago

Yep we are

[–]stevejFTW 0 points1 point ago

I will now always look at Catholics as Cat holics.. Thanks OP..

[–]chinvikul 0 points1 point ago

Catholes?

[–]Rohan21166 0 points1 point ago

Mind = blown

[–]iuseleinterwebz 0 points1 point ago

Nope. REDDITORS are addicted to cats.

[–]psychgirl88 0 points1 point ago

Catholic here... and yes.

[–]squirrel45399 0 points1 point ago

Who isn't addicted to cats?

[–]yeroc3103 0 points1 point ago

If that is true, there are sure a lot of catholics on reddit.

[–]awwwnyan 0 points1 point ago

I will never read the word Catholic the same again

[–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

Nope, I'm still just an alcoholic.

[–]walkatnight 0 points1 point ago

cataholics*

[–]wario2707 0 points1 point ago

They're addicted to cathoders

[–]LittleBigKid2000 0 points1 point ago

No, the proper term for a person who is addicted to cats is "Redditor"

[–]ChangingHats 0 points1 point ago

No. That would be a catoholic.

[–]trolleyfan 0 points1 point ago

I'm not addicted! I can stop any time I want to...isn't that right little kitty, kitty, kitty...

[–]SkyBS 0 points1 point ago

Officialy never thinking of that word the same way again.

[–]Twenty8k 0 points1 point ago

the reposts of this everywhere are making my eyes bleed...

[–]VomittingRainbows 0 points1 point ago

I'm Catholic and allergic to cats. This'll be complicated.

[–]johnnynutman 0 points1 point ago

technically, it would probably be felineholics. cat-holics would be like saying you're a beerholic. alcoholics probably aren't addicted to every alcoholic drink.

[–]fuzzyblackyeti 0 points1 point ago

Technically, it wouldn't be 'holic' at all. 'holic' is the suffix to alcohol. So it would be Catlic.

[–]ALLGAM3R 0 points1 point ago

No, that's just a redditor.

[–]knead 0 points1 point ago

No, they're addicted to catheters. Disgusting, right?

[–]greatestmanalive 0 points1 point ago

I'd like buy another vowel please

[–]doombunny0 0 points1 point ago

Don't be silly, Redditors aren't Catholic.

[–]bananabaconpizza 0 points1 point ago

No, just cathol.

[–]skono -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]MrDingleberrry -1 points0 points ago

Nope they are addicted to childern...

[–]Drewkin 0 points1 point ago

I find that offensive. No upvote for you!

[–]MrDingleberrry 0 points1 point ago

D: Only joking!

[–]Fredf1inst0ne -1 points0 points ago

My friend is catholic..... She has 4 cats I think it's almost intervention time

[–]bluedude12 -3 points-2 points ago

No only atheists are addicted to cats

[–]perry517 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm a rageholic. I'm addicted to ragehol.

[–]jackass150 -3 points-2 points ago

I'm a rageaholic. I'm addicted to rageahol.

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