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[–]Checkrazor 90 points91 points ago

Human got your tongue?

[–]ThePhenix 11 points12 points ago

You ought to be whiskered off to prison for that.

[–]Checkrazor 17 points18 points ago

I know; it's a feliney in most states.

[–]DutchessPDX -4 points-3 points ago

Someone's feline frisky today!

[–]ShadyKage 5 points6 points ago

It would be a cat-astrophe if it woke up...

[–]lolzforfun 39 points40 points ago

I think you broke your cat.

[–]Fuckingcouches 37 points38 points ago

He's probably dead.

[–]kosuth 11 points12 points ago

You can see the cat breathing :P

[–]Kodix 16 points17 points ago

All the more proof he's dead.

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[–]fnargendargen 2 points3 points ago

Haha I also do this with my dog. He gets somewhat flustered.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

Every time one of my dogs yawn I put What's left of my wrist in their mouth before it closes.

FTFY

[–]pomegranati 9 points10 points ago

that was just creepy. Dogs smiling just creeps me out.

[–]Lance_T_Vance 0 points1 point ago

dogs are sneaky

[–]poss3 4 points5 points ago

Using RES this made me laugh. A lot!

[–]DonutDisturb 0 points1 point ago

That took me a moment, well done!

[–]MadHatter69 11 points12 points ago

Huh, so that's how you pull a tongue out of a pussy...

[–]ldawg092498 1 point2 points ago

Catnip is a helluva drug.

[–]rockmongoose 2 points3 points ago

You'd be so dead if the cat woke up to find it's tongue between your fingers.

[–]Adventurer_Ted 4 points5 points ago

I'm willing to bet the cat was put under for some sort of surgery.

[–]9bowlsofsoup 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why, but this IS funny.

[–]frigginelvis 0 points1 point ago

Tongue, so dry.

[–]Jorion 0 points1 point ago

I may have just peed a little. Too funny!!

[–]ragnaROCKER -1 points0 points ago

this is the best. thank you.

[–]veterejf -1 points0 points ago

I'd believe it, I can't ever touch my cats without him/her waking up

[–]jtcompound -1 points0 points ago

Too much of what?

[–]immakillufoo -4 points-3 points ago

Adorable :D

[–]substantial_nihility -4 points-3 points ago

This is the first cat photo or video that i've ever upvoted.

[–]MagnusTheGreat -1 points0 points ago

His tongue is incredibly long!

[–]twilightcatlady -1 points0 points ago

That cat is dead. If it were alive, you'd have no face by now.

[–]inertia186 -1 points0 points ago

Is he died?

[–]Thatsafunny -3 points-2 points ago

I love playing with pussy tongues too. That thing is pretty hairy though.

[–]tailsPUN -5 points-4 points ago

kittykets

[–]mrvicvega -2 points-1 points ago

WASSSSSUUUPP?

[–]MrRatboy2000 -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah Or hes dead