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[–]pinkhead -1 points0 points ago

You couldn't even wait 24 hours before reposting?

[–]rotzooi[S] -1 points0 points ago

I have a life, but you clearly don't, so please keep checking each and every Reddit post for me; I'll run my submissions by you in the future.

[–]pinkhead -1 points0 points ago

Says the guy with over 22000 karma. Forgive me for not having the memory of a gnat. Obviously I bow down to your superiority as you know everything about me from one sentence. Do you give lessons in how to be a god?

[–]rotzooi[S] 0 points1 point ago

I would, but you've probably seen those lessons posted on Reddit, five months ago in an obscure subreddit and want to avoid hearing you complain about that.

[–]pinkhead -1 points0 points ago

I tell you what, I'll just put you on my ignore list then you can carry on karma whoring reposts as much as you like. And if you're going to use the defence that you didn't know that it was a repost, remember, if you found it on the internet, it's a repost.

[–]rotzooi[S] 0 points1 point ago

hahaha, then you're going to have a lot to complain about here.

I'm just trying to make/keep Reddit fun and interesting by occasionally submitting something that I find worthwhile. You should try it some time instead of leeching like a parasite.

Douchenozzle

(since I'm on your ignore list anyway, I can freely say whatever I want, mwahahahaha)

[–]joshychrist -1 points0 points ago

This isn't posted enough.

[–]Coenn -2 points-1 points ago

kill me now - dog

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

kill me now - Every single household pet owned by any single Redditor ever, dressed up to look cute for karma.