How I feel about allergy season...

TheIllogical · 3 months

Watch out, that makes them spew pollen everywhere

don_Juan_oven · 3 months

Actually, since the "pretty" parts of flowers are the reproductive parts, that little girl is kicking those tulips in the nuts, or the wiggly-bits, if you prefer.

welp_that_happened · 3 months

www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bxv8b/fuck_you_flowers_pic/

www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/dtx8x/fuck_you_flowers_pic/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/bxfuj/fuck_you_flowers/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rrmix/fuck_you_flower/

I beat you, karma-decay bot. MAN OVER MACHINE!

workpuppy · 3 months

Face? You think that's the flowers face?

Flowers are sex organs. That pollen you're complaining about? That's a botanical money shot.

drageuth2 · 3 months

Technically flowers are closer to being the plants' genitals.

Which is even better.

Paradoxius · 3 months

Actually, that's their genitals.

Derice · 3 months

She's actually kicking them in their crotch

mithrasinvictus · 3 months

You are just genetically inferior.

YouStupidCunt · 3 months

Claritin-D 12 hour during the day and Benadryl at night. Feel awesome. Sleep awesome.

hotcobbler · 3 months

The plants which cause allergies in most people are hardwood trees, with wind-borne pollen you can't even see.

crowonapost · 3 months

It doesn't matter if it's been posted a thousand times. It's new for me and I sent it to my wife whom suffers from allergies & it's damned funny. All you hipster wiggly bits kickers can go punch each other in the groin for wasting too much of your lives on Reddit commenting about how you saw this on reddit because you r/circlejerk..it back in early 2011.

Blah.

PardonMyTits · 3 months

oh dear god, THIS AGAIN?

hardgeeklife · 3 months

Anybody know where the original pic is? I want to recreate the image at wallpaper sizes.

TheCodeJanitor · 3 months

If you're like me, it's the tree pollen more than anything (which causes that ridiculous yellow-green film on cars).

lancastertroy · 3 months

I remember this.

entbeard · 3 months

Gesundheit

[deleted] · 3 months

Some flowers are about to get fucked up

SpiralSoul · 3 months

People hate me because I don't have any allergies.

andrewsad1 · 3 months

I need Will Smith shopped over her. I require it.

IsaacHolladay · 3 months

Actually you're kicking them in the genitals, but even better

landragon · 3 months

how can you be allergic to flowers? are you some kind of zombie

netbuzz · 3 months

Have an upvote in behalf of my suffering 10-year-old son.

mmemarlie · 3 months

Actually, the bud part of the flower is the sex organ. So yeah, you're kicking them in the vag.

icepenguin21 · 3 months

Allergies? Who has allergies?

sandiegoking · 3 months

I though it was just me, yesterday I felt Like I was getting destroyed.

daesoph · 3 months

This was my background on my phone for the longest time. Now, my allergies are making me deaf and giving me headaches from a sinus infection.

TL;DR: Don't fuck with nature.

CronusofASoul · 3 months

I always thought that Lucy being on that shirt was fitting for that caption.

Pit_of_Death · 3 months

For me, it grasses that make me miserable. What the fuck do I do now? You can't kick grasses in the face.

getoutofheretaffer · 3 months

I have hay fever all year long, but it's at its worst around my birthday.

daela · 3 months

Technically the flower is the reproductive organ of the plant so you're not kicking them in the face...

Tim_Kaiser · 3 months

You're actually kicking them in their genitals.... so yay!

nimby44 · 3 months

repost

Grill11 · 3 months

flowers are plant vagina's. so that child is kicking its vagina not face.

spudcrazy · 3 months

I am so sick of this repost

Krail · 3 months

More like kicked in the nuts, actually. Flowers are plant genitals.

gantzphere · 3 months

Have people's allergy sensitivity always been this bad?

xavary · 3 months

Source: The Big Caption

Newdles · 3 months

Fuck I hate springtime. That was until 2 weeks ago when I added Avamys nasal spray to my claritin. Holy shit this spray is the fucking grim reaper to allergens. It starts working about 3 days after you start taking it (once daily). Hay fever....what's that? Itchy eyes, or better yet Pink eye caused from allergies.....no such thing anymore.....Breathing like it's the middle of winter and no sign of any runy nose, check. Sleeping fine, check. Allergies: gone.

dno_bot · 3 months

haven't seen this image every day since march.

lukeman3000 · 3 months

I'm glad that the scientific minds of reddit have chosen to enter this lowly thread to confirm that the little girl is, in fact, kicking the flowers' "genitals", and not the face.

Many of us lower humans would have been lost in blissful ignorance if it were not for the selfless actions of the "ones who come with knowledge". I pray to the stars that they will continue to guide and direct all of our lives.

weezyjefferson · 3 months

OP stole this joke from a dynasty of shit posers, who originally stole it from Dane Cook.

aloneandhome · 3 months

Wow. A crappier version of a pic that is ALL OVER THE INTERNET already shows up on Reddit and is popular. This place has gone downhill hard.

apesoulja · 3 months

still my favorite pic on the internet

JoeyJoeJoeJrShab · 3 months

... um. that's not the flower's face

BobSacamanto13 · 3 months

flowers don't cause allergies this time of year. It is the non-flowering trees and grasses that give off the most pollen. Flowers don't release pollen because they have bugs to pollinate for them. The trees without flowers do not have that option so they release it into the air and wind. Therefore, this is retarded.

cycophuk · 3 months

Hey, watch this. I can express my negative opinion on allergy season WITHOUT the use of a highly reposted picture for karma gain:

FUCK ALLERGIES!

Ta-da!

blingdoop · 3 months

No, it isn't.

You found the picture and thought "haha that's funny I have to submit it to Reddit now".

And up until that point, it was fine, because:

It's funny
I've never seen it before.

The second you started submitting it is when you turned into a drooling retard. Instead of coming up with a relevant title, you tried to personalise it and fit it into a Reddit catchphrase.

Rather than just submit the image on its own merit, you tried to think of a scenario where the image would be able to take the place of a reaction or displayed emotion.

No one gives a fuck about how you feel about anything.

figgernaget · 3 months

leave the flowers alone jeez

funny

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