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[–]blingdoop 95 points96 points ago

People riding an elephant riding an elephant. Kinky.

[–]Breathing_Balls 40 points41 points ago

It's the expression of the woman up front.

"Oh, you dirty bastard!"

Like she aint had sex before.

[–]angryPenguinator 17 points18 points ago

She's just mad that the elephant is cheating on her.

[–]SuicydKing 24 points25 points ago

The expression on her face wouldn't be half as funny without the guy on the other elephant making the exact opposite facial expression. This is what really seals the deal for me with this image. It's priceless.

[–]sycodrive 8 points9 points ago

screw her, look at the front elephant, she's got a cheeky little smile like she's trying to pretend its not happening

[–]youngmonk 0 points1 point ago

She's wet.

[–]FINN_Stoned 3 points4 points ago

What gets me is the liquid around penetration

[–]Kentravyon 140 points141 points ago

[–]Breathing_Balls 32 points33 points ago

You need to work on your shopping skills, Doctor.

[–]MsAnnThrope 11 points12 points ago

He didn't use his sonic screwdriver.

[–]YesterdayPants 5 points6 points ago

I like face swaps. Face swaps are cool.

[–]obliqueracism 0 points1 point ago

just swap em once more.

[–]whatkindofasshole 4 points5 points ago

Smells like mspaint.

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 3 points4 points ago

Seems Legit.

[–]westcoastin85 11 points12 points ago

The woman and the elephant receiving the other's little trunk, have the same expression

[–]SoCo_cpp 21 points22 points ago

This picture has been spammed for years. When you see an empty profile like ceviche89's posting a cliche post like this which is guaranteed karma no matter how often it is reposted, you begin wondering if it was done purposely to boost karma for bot accounts. Once an account has a little pull, these rings for buying votes can have bots who's votes aren't merely ignored by the system.

title comnts points age /r/
Meanwhile on the safari... 6coms 3pts 8dys funny
Did this really just happen? 34coms 261pts 2mos WTF
Not a single fuck was.............wait. (crosspost)(nsfw) 72coms 661pts 1mo WTF
They'll never forget this moment. 241coms 907pts 7mos funny
Elephants got hugge [NSFW] 2coms 10pts 8mos reddit.com
These elephants are well-trained. 3coms -5pts 19dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]chabanais 51 points52 points ago

Tusk, tusk.

[–]KILLS_PUNS 46 points47 points ago

NO MORE.

[–]Hazy_V 8 points9 points ago

Ivory considered my stance on puns, thank you sir.

[–]Aceofspades25 2 points3 points ago

Safari's I can tell you haven't

[–]Aceofspades25 0 points1 point ago

YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

[–]X-Craft 1 point2 points ago

You just ruined his fun.

That's heavy, man...

[–]macaronisalad -1 points0 points ago

I know...what a dumbo.

[–]bearshy 7 points8 points ago

Looks like that poor elephant is about to get a piece of metal jabbed into its head by that guy. All he wants is to sex. :(

[–]Eskain 6 points7 points ago

The female elephant looks so pleased with herself. Just look at her face. It's like a stoner who's mother just came back from the store with 2 bags of chips for him.

[–]ShitIPutUpWith 41 points42 points ago

[–]Dobuya 15 points16 points ago

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 11 points12 points ago

NSFW: elephant dong.

[–]jakfischer 3 points4 points ago

uDontsay.jpg

[–]Vanabrus -2 points-1 points ago

Really? I mean, are your bosses aroused by the sight of any penis, human or otherwise? What a joke...

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 1 point2 points ago

Better safe than sorry, geez.

[–]Vanabrus 0 points1 point ago

No, I know. I'm saying some bosses must be overly sensitive to things like that... like would the Discovery channel not be acceptable? Lol.

[–]MattyHchrist 2 points3 points ago

The look on the female elephant is screaming "I hope I get to climax this time".

[–]chrmtc201 2 points3 points ago

This is totally SFW

[–]toonczyk 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, the funniest bit is the guy hitting the elephant on the head with a sharp steel hook.

[–]PompousAss 2 points3 points ago

Why does an elephant have 4 feet? Because 6 inches would look ridiculous.

[–]DOCTORCOWMAN 1 point2 points ago

I like to think this was a happy accident that happened when the male elephant tried a pickup line on the ladies riding the other elephant

[–]chryllis 1 point2 points ago

Gives "riding an elephant" new meaing

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

I can see pre-cum on the female elephant's back.

[–]wswim 1 point2 points ago

The guys smile totally makes this

[–]rarelyserious 1 point2 points ago

It's the lady elephant's smile that gets me.

[–]ProfessorCaptain 1 point2 points ago

The wildest 8-some to ever occur

[–]thetaprime 1 point2 points ago

Just let him finish!

[–]mossy268 1 point2 points ago

an eightsome eh?

[–]Malvicus 1 point2 points ago

Definitely safe for work. make sure your boss is around for this pic!

[–]pantallica_51 3 points4 points ago

aww, at least put a NSFW or something man. my kids saw this.

[–]mattmacneil 25 points26 points ago

"The elephant was trying to jump over the other elephant!"
children saved

[–]ndaly87 9 points10 points ago

"Daddy, why are your pants off?" ...you sick bastard

[–]Devilheart 5 points6 points ago

You have a way with verbs.

[–]ndaly87 0 points1 point ago

fixed

[–]Peach_Muffin 4 points5 points ago

"But what's that thing between the elephant's legs that is going inside the other elephant?"

[–]punkfunkymonkey 13 points14 points ago

'What does your mother say it is?'

"She says 'it's nothing'."

'Your mother said that? I've obviously spoiled her!'

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

A play stick.

[–]TTLeave 2 points3 points ago

Thats his 'other' trunk!

[–]Leshoyadut 2 points3 points ago

Did you know the male elephant never actually penetrates the female with his penis? Instead, he just sprays semen all over her ass and hopes some gets into the right hole.

The more you know.

[–]AdrenalineMonkey 2 points3 points ago

bastard.. I didn't manage to find any confirmation of what you just claimed, and poisoned my browser history in the process!

[–]JumpingTheShart 13 points14 points ago

How would he know you bring your children to work?

[–]Cron17 3 points4 points ago

Is that really that bad? If your kids are young they have no idea what is going on and if they're older they probably will just find it funny.

[–]Miskav 10 points11 points ago

Yes because children shouldn't learn what sex is.

What kind of retarded mindset is that?

[–]angelus291 17 points18 points ago

I'd like my nonexistent children to learn what sex is through something other than elephant fucking pictures on the internet.

[–]lolmonger 2 points3 points ago

Yes, you get to make decisions for other people's children and all children reach the same kind of maturity at the same time there's never too young an age for any mind to be exposed to anything.

[–]Slasken 1 point2 points ago

You bring your kids to work?

[–]grantly0711 -1 points0 points ago

You look at Reddit in front of your kids? You've lost my sympathies, good sir.

[–]ohhyou 1 point2 points ago

thanks for posting refreshing, original content! you rock!

[–]euqinor 0 points1 point ago

Little did you know the lady in the purple is wearing a strap on so it's people riding each other riding an elephant that's riding another elephant

[–]Benni88 0 points1 point ago

Is that in Thailand? I'm sure that I saw that randy elephant...

[–]Neverkilled 0 points1 point ago

This is the elephant equivalent of the Mile High Club.

[–]kenaijoe 0 points1 point ago

is that Tim Ferris?

[–]rvgreen 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the chick in the purple t-shirt probably got hurt pretty bad.

[–]modsiwkees 0 points1 point ago

the circle of life

[–]Paddywba1 0 points1 point ago

Why is it whenever I see shit like this I automatically think of bloodhound gang.

[–]howlingbellsfan 0 points1 point ago

is that guy holding on with a hook?

[–]Deacon 0 points1 point ago

And almost no fucks were given that day.

[–]zairan 0 points1 point ago

Erm. NSFW, I'm at school. That one really awkward moment when a teacher walks up behind you and sees that.

[–]joesto 0 points1 point ago

I think you meant "bang" goes the dynamite.

[–]dextromaxhbr 0 points1 point ago

this is funny as hell.

[–]pyrinja 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell was the NSFW?!

[–]hallalotus 0 points1 point ago

All I can focus on is the wet splatter in the female's behind region.....what is that?

[–]kaitmoe 0 points1 point ago

Now THAT'S a vacation!

[–]NeoSpartacus 0 points1 point ago

lols had

[–]drphiluponyou 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered how elephants did it.. But didn't want to feel like a freak looking it up online on google. Thanks reddit!

[–]WiLL-I-was 0 points1 point ago

Ha! look at the woman in back trying to get a view of the action haha.

[–]The_Taciturn_Texan 0 points1 point ago

I'm not even mad... I'm impressed, and its completely awkward.

[–]seven2eight2 0 points1 point ago

He waxed dat ass.

[–]SamsonAran 0 points1 point ago

[–]BlackPride 0 points1 point ago

The female elephant actually looks pretty damn happy about this.

Or she's amused.

[–]callmebill13 0 points1 point ago

The title did nothing to prepare me for this. Well done, sir.

[–]BarbSueRoberts 0 points1 point ago

I'll be in my bunk.

[–]GuruDev1000 0 points1 point ago

I serious am wondering if the girl on extreme left is on the verge of a neck breaking fall!

[–]iam100125 0 points1 point ago

rule #34

[–]briskaM 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of computer camp

[–]BeanSpin 0 points1 point ago

They all died. True story. Read it on the Internet.

[–]yajairav89 0 points1 point ago

the female elephant seems to be smiling

[–]JonnieGoodboyTyler -3 points-2 points ago

NSFW man.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 23 points24 points ago

Do you work for an elephant?

[–]JonnieGoodboyTyler 18 points19 points ago

Perhaps...it is kind of hard to tell.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

He should remember, easily enough.

[–]ndaly87 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully your boss doesn't have a reddit account

[–]JonnieGoodboyTyler 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't worry about that. Elephants don't know how to use computers...their fingers are a bit too big.

[–]PurdueKenny 1 point2 points ago

This made me audibly laugh in my office.

[–]seanrm 0 points1 point ago

you get an upvote simply for the title.

[–]WBuffettJr 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say "no fucks given" by that elephant, but then I realized there was one fuck given.

[–]SimonAdebisi -1 points0 points ago

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

[–]Ackyroth -1 points0 points ago

Brazzers