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[–]Software_Engineer 6 points7 points ago

Looks like he's got a Woody.

[–]hakushonan 1 point2 points ago

He needs summa dat mrs. potato Head

[–]tripplenegative 2 points3 points ago

It's as if they made it have a bendy straw just to fuck with people...

[–]MrShane 1 point2 points ago

this is older than the internet itself

[–]Oliverthetower -1 points0 points ago

Automated message alert.

[–]Ryanthewise1 -1 points0 points ago

Why did this make me laugh? Oh wait, it's 3:30...

[–]Tokestra420 0 points1 point ago

Killwhitneydead FTW

[–]DarthPops 0 points1 point ago

"...And look me in the eyes when you do it!" Sure explains the sick grin he is wearing.

[–]ChancellorRiffRaff 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen this. Fucking hilarious.

[–]powermojomojo -1 points0 points ago

so when you woke up this morning did you just think "hmmmmm im going to post something that everyone has seen before onto reddit just to piss them off"?

[–]foundmyownhorn -1 points0 points ago

and I'll use the joke as a title!

[–]zburdsal -1 points0 points ago

Please dont post the joke in the title, as it says in the sidebar.

[–]Pingasman81 -1 points0 points ago

Oh! Never seen this before. Thats sarcasm btw you chode-meister!