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Indian Yo-Mama Joke (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ToplessPianist 433 points434 points ago

But i can say that her milk is of superior quality, and her hide soft and tender.

[–]kaptinkangaroo 178 points179 points ago

Dude.. You know he's talking about your mom right?

[–]uJellie 161 points162 points ago

That's how he knows

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 85 points86 points ago

It's also how I knew.

[–]hinduguru 32 points33 points ago

Oh Reddit

[–]poopscoopTHATcomment 30 points31 points ago

Oh hinduguru

[–]chaitan94 5 points6 points ago

Oh you!

[–]eviljolly 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/bFUaf.png

[–]InABritishAccent 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y9K18CGEeiI

[–]exnor 4 points5 points ago

Oh Jew!

[–]poopscoopTHATcomment 0 points1 point ago

impressive

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      [–]Se7en_Sinner 8 points9 points ago

      They've been wrestling.

      [–]BlamaRama 1 point2 points ago

      He broke his arm.

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          [–]Paging_Dr_Freud 29 points30 points ago

          [–]jwestbury 2 points3 points ago

          Thought I was reading the comments on a topless picture of Marilyn Monroe. Read this comment. Was only somewhat confused.

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            [–]TheMightyPepper 883 points884 points ago

            This is possibly the most intelligent Yo-Mama joke that has ever existed.

            [–]BonderRodriguez 235 points236 points ago

            Except that by calling her a cow, he's showing reverence.

            [–]Suddenly_Boomhauer 353 points354 points ago

            He's probably also implying that her meat is delicious. Beef is probably the most delicious of meets. Tell ya what man, dang 'ol hank cooks up a mean steak on his propane grill man. dang 'ol propane and propane accessories man.

            [–]Vakinox 88 points89 points ago

            "tell you wut, man...

            dangO'beefisreallysumthingman,manol'beefislike

            ummmmmhmmmminyomouth,'speciallywithsumdangol'Alamobeermanit'ssoooummm,it'slikethat

            dangolestoryboutdatolebutterflyyouknowmanlike dust in the wind..."

            -Boomhauer

            [–]mainsworth 31 points32 points ago

            so incoherent. so much better.

            [–]Tulki 17 points18 points ago

            I agree, this one is much more poorly crafted and therefore accurate.

            [–]Taleu 0 points1 point ago

            That dang old enunciation.

            [–]abdomino 0 points1 point ago

            You know you've been watching too much King of the Hill when you can actually understand what he's saying.

            [–]wolfanotaku 1 point2 points ago

            Suddenly_Boomhauer should learn from you.

            [–]emkat 0 points1 point ago

            Yours is way more accurate - the way boomhauer speeds up and ends slowly in a phrase that is nonsensical is exactly how it's written in the show.

            [–]hinduguru 48 points49 points ago

            As an Indian, I am compelled to endorse this

            [–]akuma_619 4 points5 points ago

            how did you put Fry pic next to your username?

            EDIT:Never mind figured it out.

            [–]Abezilla116 14 points15 points ago

            Out of all the advice animals, you chose Pedo Bear... Interesting...

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              [–]SuBj3cT 71 points72 points ago

              You have a future.

              [–]pdinc 59 points60 points ago

              Until the novelty wears off.

              [–]PeacePig 25 points26 points ago

              Or until the show is cancel- oh wait.

              [–]Sit-Down_Comedian 24 points25 points ago

              To soon...

              [–]TheMonkeyJoe 11 points12 points ago

              Or not to soon...

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                  [–][deleted] ago

                  [deleted]

                  [–]RD_Is_Best_Pony 0 points1 point ago

                  Your username, however, makes my sphincter contract.

                  [–]seabeezy 0 points1 point ago

                  IT WON'T!

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                      [–]PMov 18 points19 points ago

                      Relevant

                      [–]vocalon 29 points30 points ago

                      How?

                      [–]RabidMuskrat93 22 points23 points ago

                      I'm pretty sure he was waiting to use that gif for a long time and just finally found a reason to post it somewhere

                      [–]crudelegend 3 points4 points ago

                      cause thats how us striders roll

                      [–]vocalon 1 point2 points ago

                      are you stalking me

                      >:?

                      [–]Istudywumbology 2 points3 points ago

                      I am, jennifer smith.

                      [–]cockhorse-_- 1 point2 points ago

                      Roast beef does have quite a swell taste to it

                      [–]rustyshacklefurt 1 point2 points ago

                      Watch out boomhauer they're watching us.

                      [–]Iamthesmartest 1 point2 points ago

                      Indians wouldn't know, they don't eat beef.

                      [–]sram730 1 point2 points ago

                      I do.

                      [–]Iamthesmartest 1 point2 points ago

                      Ya sorry, didn't mean to generalize like that my best friend is of Indian descent from Fiji, and he started eating beef in high school but still usually doesn't and most of my other Sikh friends do not, but have occasionally and I also know some that eat beef regularly like you. Have never been to India before, but I would imagine there is a larger percentage there that does not eat beef because of religious/cultural tradition.

                      [–]sram730 1 point2 points ago

                      Ha! Man, I wasn't trying to have it come off as a mean "I do" or anything! I'm a non-religious Indian person that lives in the US, so I've eaten beef for a long time.

                      Cheers!

                      [–]Iamthesmartest 1 point2 points ago

                      Yea I know man, I just totally read your comment and read mine and saw that it could be seen as kind of dumb when I though about my buddy and me slammin baconators super baked, hahaha. Here's some upvotes!!!

                      [–]antithing 1 point2 points ago

                      fyi, in southern states there are few million Christians, beef is their most favourite.

                      Goa, Konkan coast, Kerala should be consuming most beef in India.

                      [–]Iamthesmartest 0 points1 point ago

                      Today I learned...!

                      [–]fearachieved 0 points1 point ago

                      He will surely grok her in her fullness upon her discorporation

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                        [–]memepig 3 points4 points ago

                        And by showing reverence, he's calling her a cow. Argument defeated.

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                          [–]fudabushi 29 points30 points ago

                          nothing tops "Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow".

                          [–]qqqsimmons 14 points15 points ago

                          Damn, I was wondering what an Indian Yo-Yo Ma joke would be...

                          [–]nordic_spiderman 30 points31 points ago

                          Here you go: An Indian Yo Yo Ma joke

                          [–]tick_tock_clock 1 point2 points ago

                          Cholo! Cholo!

                          I'm impressed.

                          [–]hooliganking 1 point2 points ago

                          well played sir.

                          [–]bapzannigan 54 points55 points ago

                          They aren't sacred in his country, they are sacred in his religion.

                          [–]priceiswrong 4 points5 points ago

                          Only as sacred as any other other animal, as far as I know- no cow-gods or temples to cows etc.. will take a look.

                          [–]antithing 0 points1 point ago

                          are you mistaken?

                          Kaamdhenu Cow

                          "Sarve Devaah Sthit Dehe Sarv Devmaheyi gaoo"

                          The above Shlok means that all the deities dwell in the body of a cow. Therefore the cow itself is as holier as the deities. The cow symbolizes the dharma itself.

                          Kaamdhenu, the sacred cow which grants all wishes and desires, is an integral part of Hindu mythology. This Divine cow, which lives in Swarg Lok (Heaven), emerged from the ocean of milk (Ksheer Saagar) at the time of Saagar Manthan (the great churning of the ocean by the gods (Sur) and demons (A-Sur). It was presented to the seven sages by the Gods, and in course of time she came into the possession of Sage Vashishth. The Surabhi cow descended from the spiritual worlds. The direct descendants of the Surabhi cows are the sacred cows from the continent India which are uniquely distinguished the same as the Surabhi by the beautiful hump on their backs and the wonderfully soft folds of skin under their necks.

                          http://www.sushmajee.com/stories/topics/cow-kaamdhenu.htm

                          [–]priceiswrong 1 point2 points ago

                          I'm only going on advice from a devout Hindu girl I lived with a while ago.. She had icons to many gods on the shrine in her room - even including Jesus. Hindu seems to allow personalisation. In Christianity it sounds like Jesus' mother Mary holds a similar position to the cow in Hindu - you can pray to her if you want but she's not the decision-maker...

                          [–]antithing 0 points1 point ago

                          if you check from where she is, she might be 99% from state of Kerala, They have unique culture, tradition and beliefs. there, population is around 15-18% Christians. Many old Hindus revere christian icons there with deep respect and devotion though a drastic change happened recently due to caste politics. Kerala is totally is unique place in India, historically linked with world.

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                              [–]goldndomer101 17 points18 points ago

                              did anyone else read this in an old indian dude's accent?

                              [–]AmberSUSRNM 5 points6 points ago

                              Yes. Yes I did.

                              [–]rakimallah 0 points1 point ago

                              No. I didn't read the text on the image of the old Indian guy in the voice of an old Indian guy. Why do you ask?

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                                [–]EmptyCeiling 1 point2 points ago

                                I second this... and... BURN!

                                [–]fearachieved -4 points-3 points ago

                                Ya ya ya everyone on reddit likes to claim every freaking thing they see is the best thing ever.

                                Best dad ever, reddit!?

                                Cutest girl ever!?

                                Cutest kitten ever!

                                Best customer service I've ever seen!

                                Best candidate ever!

                                Nicest guy ever!

                                Please, stfu.

                                I want people like you to stop insulting my pet, parents, self, girlfriend, political ideals, sense of humor... Seriously... STFU

                                [–]Dr___Awkward 51 points52 points ago

                                Best comment ever.

                                [–]SpatulaOfDoom 3 points4 points ago

                                Best reply ever.

                                [–]unsuitable_sick_burn 1 point2 points ago

                                Sick burn brah

                                [–]StezzerLolz 0 points1 point ago

                                You're such a bastard :D

                                [–]fearachieved 0 points1 point ago

                                Lol

                                It seems reddit was torn about whether to agree with me or not

                                [–]TheMightyPepper 1 point2 points ago

                                I apologise for any offence I may have caused.

                                I shall be sure to avoid so frivolously giving my opinion in the future.

                                Have yourself a good day sir.

                                [–]fearachieved 1 point2 points ago

                                No its me who should be apologizing. As a neurotic loser I need to keep myself from commenting too often. Got me in trouble in real life quite a bit today. My brother told me he wishes he had gone to a different school, but he didn't regret the decision to come to the school he did. He said he would have just gone to a different school if he could do it over. I told him that still sounded a little bit like regret to me. He got really mad at me.

                                I'm just being extremely, extremely neurotic lately...honestly its beginning to get to be too much to handle :(

                                Please forgive me, your comment was just fine I am just being way too touchy

                                [–]Pollo_Bueno 0 points1 point ago

                                dawww

                                [–]hunt3rshadow 0 points1 point ago

                                Indeed.

                                [–]pepito420 0 points1 point ago

                                can anyone write this for me as a joke that I can tell an older coworker of mine who'd appreciate it? I'll give internet credit

                                [–]WTFICantFapToThis 0 points1 point ago

                                It is actually a Carlos Mencia joke with a "yo mama" flair.

                                [–]the__random 0 points1 point ago

                                Except cows are not considered 'sacred' in India. Sorry brah.

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                                  [–]so_valid 23 points24 points ago

                                  Yo mama stops traffic

                                  Because our religion does not permit us to move her when she sits in the middle of the road.

                                  [–]OceanFloor 15 points16 points ago

                                  Extremely relevant

                                  [–]_my_troll_account 310 points311 points ago

                                  I saw your mother at the market today.

                                  It made me Sikh.

                                  [–][deleted] 220 points221 points ago

                                  Pun thread? Curry on.

                                  [–]_my_troll_account 171 points172 points ago

                                  I'm not sure how far we can take them without sounding bazaar.

                                  [–]judunno5 152 points153 points ago

                                  As an Indian-american, you all can Goa to hell.

                                  [–][deleted] 108 points109 points ago

                                  I'm gonna Panjim in the crotch if someone breaks this pun thread.

                                  [–]Sonorama21 130 points131 points ago

                                  They ought turban these pun threads...

                                  [–]assesasinassassin[!] 115 points116 points ago

                                  Naan of you can stop the puns in this tread.

                                  [–]bigleaguechyut 109 points110 points ago

                                  We should end this raita 'bout now.

                                  [–]Rawffle 82 points83 points ago

                                  I hope these puns don't get bhari'd by other ones.

                                  [–]yourmom2000 95 points96 points ago

                                  I'm sari if we annoyed anyone.

                                  [–]CrawdaddyJoe 42 points43 points ago

                                  I dunno, I like puns and jabs, but I hate a bad pun-jab.

                                  Edit: Dear God, I am the worst.

                                  [–]bigleaguechyut 25 points26 points ago

                                  Don't get all tikka'd off.

                                  [–]dunkarouse 5 points6 points ago

                                  I told my mother about this pun thread, but shisha nothing wrong with it

                                  [–]s65 13 points14 points ago

                                  We should do this Delhi.

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                                    [–]Prudencia 3 points4 points ago

                                    This thread is just naan-sensical

                                    [–]digitalmint 2 points3 points ago

                                    I see you're all livin' Dhal.

                                    [–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

                                    Come on man, Allah the other ones are better than this

                                    [–]Shyamallamadingdong 1 point2 points ago

                                    But that's where I bought my Bangle, whore!

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                                      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                                      Let's check back in 5 minutes, on the dot.

                                      [–][deleted] ago

                                      [deleted]

                                      [–]bigleaguechyut 2 points3 points ago

                                      I dunno, I'd prefer if this thread took a more sambar mood.

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                                        [–]pumpkindog 4 points5 points ago

                                        looks like the currying on is nan existent

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                                          [–]Komalt 51 points52 points ago

                                          Just great

                                          [–]noodlz 11 points12 points ago

                                          This guy looks like he has seen some shit.

                                          [–]FuckingSuper 27 points28 points ago

                                          I remember this joke being on a Carlos Mencia show. :\

                                          [–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago

                                          That's OK, Mencia probably stole it from a funnier comedian.

                                          [–]GeorgeTaylorG 0 points1 point ago

                                          I've been racking my brain trying to think of where I've heard this. If anyone knows please post, it's driving me crazy.

                                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                          He's been accused of stealing jokes for a long time. There was some incident where a comedian he ripped off got up on stage with him and called him out in front of the audience. I can't remember who it was though.

                                          Edit: Here's a rundown on the accusations on Wikipedia

                                          [–]shadowinnothing[S] 9 points10 points ago

                                          To be honest I've never even heard of him. My friend said it in class the other day and said I could post it here. Maybe he stole it from Mencia.

                                          [–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 1 point2 points ago

                                          Someone stealing a joke from Menica??

                                          [–]thenaterator 4 points5 points ago

                                          Doesn't matter, still laughed.

                                          [–]goodolosama 0 points1 point ago

                                          Ctrl F "mencia." Yep they know

                                          [–]matmann2001 0 points1 point ago

                                          From a skit where he played an Indian guy at a convenience store:

                                          "[to overweight lady] If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred."

                                          [–]DaRam4U 0 points1 point ago

                                          I think it was called 'The great Hindu Shopkeepers of America'.

                                          http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/xwhvuy/mind-of-mencia-the-convenience-store

                                          [–]gnarlyninja 48 points49 points ago

                                          This actually may be the greatest thing I've seen on the internet today

                                          [–]Abiding_Lebowski 26 points27 points ago

                                          I'd say its the greatest since Monday at least..

                                          [–]Mikebyrneyadigg 6 points7 points ago

                                          Diablo diablo diablo diablo :0 SOMETHING FUNNY! QUICK EVERYONE UPVOTE IT!

                                          [–]fearachieved 1 point2 points ago

                                          You need to stay in more

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                                            [–]Ammar-The-Star 19 points20 points ago

                                            Totally read that in a stereotypical Indian-English accent.

                                            [–]Nansai 108 points109 points ago

                                            Cows are sacred to people who follow Hinduism, and not to the entire country.

                                            Source: I'm Indian.

                                            [–]cuddlepanda 219 points220 points ago

                                            You're just being a Negative Nandeep. One might even say a Devna Downer.

                                            [–]bigleaguechyut 24 points25 points ago

                                            I feel like Devi Downer works better.

                                            [–]Shyamallamadingdong 21 points22 points ago

                                            A real Buzzkill Bahadur.

                                            [–]hinduguru 50 points51 points ago

                                            This might be my very first Indian circlejerk. Let's go

                                            [–]iKn0wr1gHt 52 points53 points ago

                                            Uhhhhh HOW BOUT THAT CRICKET MATCH GUYS?

                                            [–]SawRub 30 points31 points ago

                                            We invented zero! The world owes us everything now.

                                            [–]iconoclaus 3 points4 points ago

                                            If that's the case, technically it owes us nothing.

                                            [–]Shyamallamadingdong 12 points13 points ago

                                            Sachin interesting thread

                                            [–]phattu 4 points5 points ago

                                            Sar why you being such a Narender NRI? You'll never find anything desi as /r/bakchodi in Amrikka! BE PROD OF UR KULCHA!

                                            [–]DtheK 7 points8 points ago

                                            Can I have some dal makhni with my KULCHA please?

                                            [–]I_Think_Alot 0 points1 point ago

                                            to indian circle jerk 1 must sacrifice the blood of several chicken

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                                              [–]Youre_So_Pathetic 0 points1 point ago

                                              and this guy is probably Sikh if I'm not mistaken.

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                                                [–]TyrantKronos 13 points14 points ago

                                                He, cows. As a fellow indian redditor, I give you an applause

                                                [–]Antrikshy 7 points8 points ago

                                                OP is not necessarily Indian.

                                                But as a fellow Indian Redditor, I can accept your applause.

                                                [–]shadowinnothing[S] 1 point2 points ago

                                                It's true. I'm Italian.

                                                [–]misclanous 8 points9 points ago

                                                I know a lot of Indian people who would be seriously offended by this. Glad I'm not one of them.

                                                [–]strayadvice 1 point2 points ago

                                                People might love to make a noise about it, but no one's going to be offended

                                                [–]misclanous 0 points1 point ago

                                                Haha you don't know my Indian friends. :P

                                                [–]Strangersoverfriends 30 points31 points ago

                                                It's even funnier in my Apu voice in my head!

                                                [–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 16 points17 points ago

                                                "For no reason, here's Apu!"

                                                [–]KyroDCK 6 points7 points ago

                                                No link to go with? For shame.

                                                [–]HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO 5 points6 points ago

                                                I like to provide a challenge that only true Simpson's fans can appreciate.

                                                [–]posts_only_lies 3 points4 points ago

                                                I once voiced Apu in an Episode of the Simpsons when Hank Azaria got a throat infection.

                                                [–]AWayOut 19 points20 points ago

                                                OH!!! BURN!!

                                                [–]RelaxRelapse 10 points11 points ago

                                                OOOOHHHHH!

                                                [–]Komalt 7 points8 points ago

                                                That other GIF from this video is even better. With that kids face going across the screen. Anyone have it?

                                                [–]RelaxRelapse 12 points13 points ago

                                                Yes

                                                [–]rewards_the_fearless 12 points13 points ago

                                                http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/dat%20ass/grand/xp8QT.gif

                                                [–]smackythefrog 8 points9 points ago

                                                This Indian approves this.

                                                Too bad I can't use it with other Indians since they'll wear it out like they did Russell Peters, Three Idiots, and that Akon song "Chamak Chalo."

                                                The young Indian community is a lot like 9Gag.

                                                [–]NaeblisEcho 0 points1 point ago

                                                The young Indian community is a lot like 9Gag.

                                                QTF. I rarely interact with other Indians online, unless they prove that they're not retarded.

                                                [–]smackythefrog 1 point2 points ago

                                                "QTF?"

                                                [–]NaeblisEcho 1 point2 points ago

                                                err....QFT. :)

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                                                  [–]Shalashaska315 3 points4 points ago

                                                  Nicely done.

                                                  [–]theDragn 19 points20 points ago

                                                  I approve.

                                                  [–]memepig 10 points11 points ago

                                                  As an Indian, I find this fucking hilarious. Curry on.

                                                  [–]B_S_O_D 5 points6 points ago

                                                  Dosa anyone know other similar jokes?

                                                  [–]jpops91 1 point2 points ago

                                                  I cannot comment on your mother, because hookahs are sacred in my country.

                                                  [–]nordic_spiderman 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Vada you talking about?

                                                  [–]19f191ty 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Sambhar's gonna get a hurt real bad.

                                                  [–]nordic_spiderman 2 points3 points ago

                                                  I see the Indian parent-child Saag-a continues!

                                                  [–]olddrunkmonk 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Spiderman, Ki maa is one of my favourites. Try it with pao at your local Irani restaurant.

                                                  [–]Catintaco 1 point2 points ago

                                                  That is the best yo momma joke i have heard in a very long time

                                                  [–]Kills_Pun 1 point2 points ago

                                                  I cannot read this without saying it in an Indian accent.

                                                  [–]jottow4 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Is it Rasist that I read it in apu's voice?

                                                  [–]GhostofVincentPrice 3 points4 points ago

                                                  I have not laughed like this in a while.

                                                  [–]P9J0S6 1 point2 points ago

                                                  that burn was hotter than the food there.

                                                  [–]JSA2593 3 points4 points ago

                                                  I am so mad at your mother for overcooking our dinner.

                                                  It would've bindi-licious.

                                                  [–]brendendas 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Bhindi for lunch today, im not even lying, i bloody despise it.

                                                  [–]rahulthewall 1 point2 points ago

                                                  How can you not like Bhindi?

                                                  [–]brendendas 0 points1 point ago

                                                  I somehow feel that it is too starchy.

                                                  [–]JSA2593 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Maybe it's a good thing she overcooked it.

                                                  [–]SuperChurro92 2 points3 points ago

                                                  Zing!

                                                  [–]dford927 3 points4 points ago

                                                  Read this as an "Indian Yo-Yo Ma Joke"... a little disappointed but quality hinduism/yo mama joke combo nonetheless.

                                                  [–]MrZepher67 2 points3 points ago

                                                  This is a really old Carlos Mencia joke... like word for word lol...

                                                  [–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

                                                  This is a really 
old Carlos Mencia joke... 
like word for word lol...

                                                  [–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 1 point2 points ago

                                                  There are no Carlos Mencia jokes.

                                                  [–]SantaHat 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Good stuff.

                                                  [–]WildRumpus67 1 point2 points ago

                                                  My head wobbled as I read that.

                                                  Good show, sir!

                                                  [–]ImJa 1 point2 points ago

                                                  This must be read with an Indian accent. Well done good sir.

                                                  [–]RabidMuskrat93 1 point2 points ago

                                                  I read this in a very thick Indian accent...

                                                  [–]BaManaPeel 1 point2 points ago

                                                  I feel the text should read:

                                                  I am so smart and wise, even my face looks like a brain.

                                                  [–]aPudgyMasonManE 1 point2 points ago

                                                  False! Cows are not sacred in Hinduism. Sacred is a Christian term referring to make something holy or relating to something holy. Cows are not regarded as holy by this definition. They are only seen to be equal to a maternal figure since they provide milk.

                                                  Source

                                                  [–]brendendas 0 points1 point ago

                                                  Found this in an Indian subreddit.

                                                  [–]Havoksixteen 1 point2 points ago

                                                  There are no sacred cows in India. The term "sacred" is a Christian one; doesn't really apply to India. Even if it did, it wouldn't apply to cows. There are no cow deities, cow icons, cow statues, and no temples to cows. Cows are one of the few animals that are not the object of worship in India. Thank you QI

                                                  [–]Scrofuloid 3 points4 points ago

                                                  QI lied to you.

                                                  [–]Havoksixteen 0 points1 point ago

                                                  How dare you accuse Stephen Fry of lying.. >.>

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                                                    [–]Alexgorden 0 points1 point ago

                                                    This is not impressing

                                                    [–]Sandbox47 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Which begs the question: have you been to India? Go to google. Google scared cows in India.

                                                    [–]lateralus353 0 points1 point ago

                                                    "How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

                                                    [–]ymahaguy3388 0 points1 point ago

                                                    AHHH SUGA SNAP PEAS!

                                                    [–]hoyaster 0 points1 point ago

                                                    I also would like to say that my mom makes good rice.

                                                    [–]Pete_papp 0 points1 point ago

                                                    i thought hookah was illegal in India?

                                                    [–]iUberGeek 0 points1 point ago

                                                    This is funny, but not all Indians are Hindus.

                                                    [–]Eyulfable 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I could have so much fun with this if I had somewhere to write on it.

                                                    [–]Alfred77 0 points1 point ago

                                                    Lol

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