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[–]GreyEarth 47 points48 points ago

It's a Falcon, but good try I guess. (Peregrine Falcon)

[–]Negative__One 51 points52 points ago

Thank you Dwight.

[–]MjoLniRXx[!] 34 points35 points ago

False. His username is clearly GreyEarth.

[–]Shocking 25 points26 points ago

Sorry, Dwight.

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 13 points14 points ago

False. His username is clearly MjoLniRXx.

[–]recreational 18 points19 points ago

Thank you, TickleTh1sElmo.

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 10 points11 points ago

Happy cake day, recreational.

[–]recreational 13 points14 points ago

Oh, it is. Thank you!

[–]Aoeeoaaoeeoa 11 points12 points ago

You're welcome, GreyEarth

[–]dddanmar 7 points8 points ago

False, his username is clearly Robert Paulson.

[–]sapagunnar 4 points5 points ago

Peregrine Took?

[–]TheNightsWatch_1987 24 points25 points ago

One does not simply hawk into Mordor...

Gandalf: Yes you do. You totally do.

[–]barset 9 points10 points ago

No you hawk out of Mordor. It's totally different. ~Ned Stark

[–]shwag945 1 point2 points ago

I thought he eagled in?

[–]Level_32_Mage 9 points10 points ago

[Spoiler Alert]

In the uncut version of OP's image Sean Bean dies.

[–]Themlizards 34 points35 points ago

But one does simply eagle into it.

[–]Old-Ben-Kenobi 5 points6 points ago

And then this happens.

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[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

How many God damn "arrow to the knee" novelty disasters do we need?!

[–]Diablolll -2 points-1 points ago

I used to make "arrow to the knee" jokes, but then I got an error 37.

[–]Chocablock 2 points3 points ago

I hope this doesn't become a thing.

[–]fechera 6 points7 points ago

Oh 006...

[–]racekarl 21 points22 points ago

this is the stupidest thing i ever laughed at

[–]mippie_moe 4 points5 points ago

And then he learned to do this

[–]Cletus_VanDamme 51 points52 points ago

There's so much stupid crap like this posted to reddit. Who takes the time to create it all?
Where does it come from?
Why am I wasting my time looking at it?
What the fuck am I doing with my life??

[–]TOMFO0LERY 18 points19 points ago

Feel better now that you got that out?

[–]beardyeaglescout 5 points6 points ago

It comes from 9gag

[–]Flyerfye 22 points23 points ago

False. Nothing, good or bad, is actually created at 9gag. Ever.

[–]gazow 6 points7 points ago

just like reddit!~

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly the type of thing you can expect to see on 9gag.

[–]ducttape83 -1 points0 points ago

It is simply created at a person's computer and then uploaded to 9gag, then to other popular image boards.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Actually, it was posted 21 hours ago on funnyjunk, 9 hours before it was on 9gag

[–]ShallowBasketcase 2 points3 points ago

people still go to funnyjunk?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I tried it for once, found this, uploaded long before 9gag

[–]Level_32_Mage 3 points4 points ago

nothing comes from 9gag

[–]Pretty_Insignificant -1 points0 points ago

Truth. The ''that's my bird'' line sold it.

[–]IsThisAmerica -2 points-1 points ago

What? A guy can't create new memes anymore without everyone freaking out? Is this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

[–]physicalpixels 6 points7 points ago

obligatory explanation that an image macro is not a meme

[–]dan2737 3 points4 points ago

This site isn't restricted to the U.S.

[–]Maiasaurapalooza 2 points3 points ago

False. That is a falcon.

[–]geenareeno 1 point2 points ago

A fresh breath of life into a dead overused meme.

[–]AMZ88 1 point2 points ago

that is a falcon my friend.

[–]VeiledAiel 1 point2 points ago

Not one single warging comment in the entire thread? I am disappoint.

[–]rosieblades 2 points3 points ago

Boromir wasn't actually holding his hand like this when he said the line. Watch.

[–]SpookyMelon 1 point2 points ago

I read the first image as "One does not simply hold your hand like this" So I had to hold my hand like that to see. For science, of course.

I am not a clever man.

[–]joshuaolake 0 points1 point ago

Cheeky bastard!

[–]fancyfire 0 points1 point ago

He looks exactly like Athene with his SCHWFF! ROUND THE CORNER

[–]Leonheart515 0 points1 point ago

Why is there a ?queen after the URL?

[–]giveer 0 points1 point ago

Wait, shouldn't that guy be dead somewhere?

[–]ch00d 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a handjob joke.

[–]Markasaurus23 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. Therefore - Not funny.

[–]satansdick 0 points1 point ago

I hate this person so very much.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Foot, the bird is holding up its foot.

[–]DrakeK 0 points1 point ago

genius.

[–]squeeeeenis 0 points1 point ago

Soon their will be memes for our memes memes.

[–]Swiftysmoon 0 points1 point ago

But... it's a falcon...

[–]VVesley9 0 points1 point ago

[–]Trust_Doctor_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

Those mittens show signs of mortal Carpal Tunnel.

[–]Lynch117 0 points1 point ago

I watched this movie today, and I was like a giddy girl in the middle of my class. We were watching it because we finished finals and had nothing better to do. Me and my Redditor friend laughed at it, as well as the gandalf, "I have no memory of thi place" scene.

[–]Apollo_64 0 points1 point ago

First line instead of punch line?

Why has nobody ever thought of this before?!

[–]Excitable_Boy 0 points1 point ago

THAT BIRD RESEMBLES A POPULAR INTERNET MEME!!!

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

HAWK!

[–]kaz6199 0 points1 point ago

Dude, i've seen this on 9gag yesterday..

[–]arch3004 0 points1 point ago

The movie would be so much shorter if they did.

[–]Jaeser 0 points1 point ago

I'm still pissed he died in Game of Thrones.

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[–]caprincrash 25 points26 points ago

you guys realise that there are 1.8 million subscribed readers to this subreddit right? Just because you have already seen it doesn't mean everyone else has, or that even a majority of the 1.8million people on this subreddit have. you can always just hit the hide button and move on, or if the reposts are really that big of a problem for you just down vote it and move on.

[–]Populoner 21 points22 points ago

Guy who's seeing this for the first time, checking in. We do exist.

[–]treebeard189 11 points12 points ago

Seconding the motion to not rage as this is my first viewing

[–]taint_stain -1 points0 points ago

What the hell is Reddit?

[–]MixT 8 points9 points ago

I'm a first timer too.

[–]TheClayroo 2 points3 points ago

I go from 1-1000 everyday on HOT and never have I seen this. It takes more time to go into the comments and say repost, in an attempt to gain comment karma, then to just ignore it.

[–]recreational 2 points3 points ago

you guys realise that there are 1.8 million subscribed readers to this subreddit right?

I just realized that.

It's freaking me out a bit.

That is significantly larger than a number of countries.

[–]taint_stain 4 points5 points ago

Apparently some people feel the need to have multiple accounts. So when you think about it, it's really only like 7,000.

[–]recreational 1 point2 points ago

That is somewhat smaller than Nauru.

[–]taint_stain 0 points1 point ago

Formerly known as Pleasant Island. Why the fuck would they change it to that?

[–]doubleyoshi 0 points1 point ago

The problem with reposting is when it is done within a week of the original. It sucks when the front page never changes.

[–]caprincrash 0 points1 point ago

hit the hide button and it will remove it from your front page.

[–]meantism 3 points4 points ago

If you complain about reposts, you're spending too much time on the internets.

[–]barset 1 point2 points ago

There is a downvote option, it seems to make more sense to just downvote it than waste the time posting repost.

[–]Wimblestill 1 point2 points ago

All of the 1000 people who upvoted this have never seen it.

[–]taint_stain 0 points1 point ago

They could also friends or aliases of the OP. Or people who really enjoy Lord of the Rings and or bird humor. Or people with Alzheimer's. Or chronic upvoters.

[–]MistaFire 1 point2 points ago

Your reddiquette is lacking, sir! Please read the don'ts, especially the second one. This goes for about 50% of reddit as well.

[–]gt25 1 point2 points ago

One does not simply stop reposting!

[–]barset 0 points1 point ago

Reposts are coming.

[–]Kenostic -3 points-2 points ago

Word, it was only clever the first 20 times or so.

[–]adrian5b 1 point2 points ago

Plus thats a falcon not a hawk, but I guess that's just unimportant

[–]TheClayroo 2 points3 points ago

He never says it's a hawk, the falcon just made a bird joke. I'm sure if Jupiter made a hypothetical joke about Uranus, we would know the context.

[–]adrian5b 0 points1 point ago

I like Uranus

[–]Jromanorum -1 points0 points ago

his karma whoring says otherwise.

[–]larevaluciondele 4 points5 points ago

at least he photo shopped the 9gag part off

[–]poopscoopTHATcomment -1 points0 points ago

classic.

[–]commentsurfer -1 points0 points ago

I busted up laughing at this. Thanks

[–]beefsack -1 points0 points ago

Read the rules, memes to /r/AdviceAnimals