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[–]Eternity42Immensity 207 points208 points ago

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Aww! What a cute comi-rrrrrRRRRULE 34 MOTHERFUCKER

[–]donpapillon 35 points36 points ago

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This is awesome.

[–]meezocool 19 points20 points ago

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...waiting...

[–]Eternity42Immensity 65 points66 points ago

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Sorry, I don't think I can draw these baby-proportioned humans in the midst of hardcore fuck-session.

But allow me to refer you to someone who will, instead.

[–]ZeeJules67 61 points62 points ago

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Looks Down You've crossed the line, boner.

[–]jesticle 25 points26 points ago

[–]meezocool 22 points23 points ago

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Why did you have that image so conveniently ready?

[–]Eternity42Immensity 37 points38 points ago

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I've been all across the internet. I have seen many things.

I create OC that gets reused and reposted.

I leave comments that spring laughter, and stimulate intelligent discussions.

I was even there the last time anyone thought about Chris Kattan...

I am that guy.

Edit: Just so there's no confusion, I am not Chris Kattan.

[–]meezocool 3 points4 points ago

Are you just ScottAdams'ing me with a puppet account?

Chris, can I call you Chris? Please stop trying to get the internet talking about you.

P.S. I am truly sorry that you suck.

[–]Eternity42Immensity 9 points10 points ago

P.S. I am truly sorry that you suck.

Wait...

[–]PtP_Pluto 1 point2 points ago

Do some people call you "Day Day"?

[–]Eternity42Immensity 0 points1 point ago

More people than you think. I've had grown men call me Day Day, because they hear girls or kids call me that, and assume it's what I go by.

[–]meezocool -1 points0 points ago

Pssshhhh tsssskk pffffff tsssskk psssshhhh pffffffff

[–]BallsackTBaghard -2 points-1 points ago

Sure you do.......

[–]monacle_man 5 points6 points ago

if you could draw baby proportioned humans while in the midst of a hardcode fuck-session, that would be TRULY multi tasking.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 2 points3 points ago

I have the most kawaii-desu boner right now.

[–]TBS96 1 point2 points ago

now I gotta delete some history...

[–]trance_addict -2 points-1 points ago

spent 2 minutes looking for paizuri, was disappointed

[–]brittsuzanne 279 points280 points ago

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I love that the first three seem to confuse her and the fourth panel she's all, "Oooh... I know what to do with that!"

[–]ToplessPianist 128 points129 points ago

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Panel 4: Wry, knowing smile.

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[–]Agehn 54 points55 points ago

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How do you feel about the word rye?

[–]fora-mejora 55 points56 points ago

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I mean, it's alright.

We're just friends, though.

[–]sankayu 10 points11 points ago

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All-rye-te? I see what you did there...

[–]Diabolikal49 28 points29 points ago

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It's all-rye-teat

[–]Eccentric_Gent 6 points7 points ago

Eeurgh! shudder

[–]krazykarter 0 points1 point ago

all-wry-teat

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[–]Agehn 2 points3 points ago

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No, that makes sense. It's why I asked, 'cause I thought that might be true.

[–]CaffeinatedGuy 5 points6 points ago

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Makes me thirsty.

[–]roverr 0 points1 point ago

How about droll?

[–]sapo916 2 points3 points ago

wry wry wry ga ga ga

i dont know the songs sorry

[–]VikingHedgehog 1 point2 points ago

How about MOIST? I hate the word moist. I just shivered when I typed it.

[–]lostNcontent 1 point2 points ago

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OINTMENT. Say it out loud.

[–]MostlyPooping 1 point2 points ago

How about the word "haughty"?

[–]toughluck1 1 point2 points ago

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coy. coy's the word. or it seems to me.

[–]meezocool 0 points1 point ago

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Coy? I'm not being coy.

[–]bunbunyi 0 points1 point ago

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My friend is the same way with the word "moist".

[–]Lefthandedsock 0 points1 point ago

Everyone hates that word.

[–]damngurl 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope you don't run into smug jugs anytime soon.

[–]PatAunces 2 points3 points ago

WRYYYYYYYYY

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 71 points72 points ago

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To be fair, boners are normal, your chest and head exploding are a bit perplexing.

[–]brittsuzanne 33 points34 points ago

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True. I know exactly what to do with a boner. Chest exploding? I'd be like, "I did not sign up for this."

[–]deathschool 19 points20 points ago

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Well, hello.

[–]helikestrains 14 points15 points ago

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"I never asked for this."

[–]ShallowBasketcase 8 points9 points ago

To be fair, I don't ask for boners most of the time either. They just tend to pop up unannounced.

[–]revoopychris 11 points12 points ago

YOU CALL 911 WHEN SOMEONES CHEST IS EXPLODING! WHY DON"T THEY TEACH THIS STUFF IN GRADE SCHOOL?!

[–]farfigneugan 6 points7 points ago

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Yep. This is why I make sure to love only with my penis.

[–]Mikgamer 10 points11 points ago

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And he seems to be confused only by the fourth panel.

[–]brittsuzanne 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly, that's the panel in which he should understand what's going on.

[–]virtyy 0 points1 point ago

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Im still waiting for the sex part.

[–]epicGOPfail -1 points0 points ago

it's springtime in reddit and <3 love <3 is in the air

[–]StavTheImpaler 72 points73 points ago

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What language was she speaking?

[–]farfigneugan 102 points103 points ago

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I dunno, but I read it in Japanese.

Also, I don't know Japanese.

[–]wakko_warner 14 points15 points ago

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私のペニスをしゃぶる

[–]Google_Translates 38 points39 points ago

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Suck my dick

[–]nomsecretly 4 points5 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]__BlackSheep 23 points24 points ago

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私 "Me" (watashi)

の "Possessive" (no)

ペニス "PE NI SU" (Penisu) (really it's pay nee su)

を "Object Marker" (o)

しゃぶる "Suck" (shaburu)

[–]Suenagaeiji 21 points22 points ago

Change しゃぶる to しゃぶって or しゃぶれ and it'll make sense as a command. Otherwise, this says "I will suck my penis." And I really don't like romanization. It's (peh nee suh). Also, using the English word for penis would be weird. Just use ちんこ。

[–]__BlackSheep 3 points4 points ago

Hey man, I just gave a word break down.

[–]Yoy0YO 5 points6 points ago

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Panins cupcake.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points ago

I will eat you.

[–]koshouyarou 1 point2 points ago

Hard Mode: Asking people to suck your dick God Mode: Pillow Talk.

[–]Fhornsrule99 86 points87 points ago

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I have the cutest boner right now.

[–]Detry 24 points25 points ago

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So adorable.

[–]vrrrr 28 points29 points ago

It's wearing a little hat.

[–]Detry 9 points10 points ago

A little angry boner hat.

[–]hakushonan 23 points24 points ago

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Easy man, I don't even know you.

[–]Jexy84 7 points8 points ago

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How are 'uin!' and 'ain!' appropriate responses?

[–]bricardo 0 points1 point ago

Beebop

[–]SociallyAwkwardTurtl 9 points10 points ago

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Is there a girl version of this?

[–]psychroclasm 24 points25 points ago

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There is. All the same panels but the last one, the girl seems to develop a bath tap in her dress.

[–]Dafticity 7 points8 points ago

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Dinner and a movie first.

[–]guyver_dio 3 points4 points ago

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I thought they were downvotes flying out of his stomache

[–]nomanoid 3 points4 points ago

Would it hurt to link to the source, OP?

[–]the_jimmie_rustler 0 points1 point ago

It would be extremely painful, actually.

[–]nomanoid -1 points0 points ago

How so?

[–]IamWiddershins 5 points6 points ago

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◕‿ ◕

[–]Ayjlm 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure the reaction on the guys face in the second panel fits the situation...

[–]Reedfrost 2 points3 points ago

Take note- she only smiled in the fourth panel.

[–]NeonMe 5 points6 points ago

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I see my boyfriend's dick the same way.

[–]logarythm 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad we see eye-to-eye on something.

[–]Hallc 2 points3 points ago

Or eye to dick as it were.

[–]logarythm 1 point2 points ago

Eye-eye-dick more accurately.

[–]jaxnos 8 points9 points ago

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while presenting boner

I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

On another note, 600+ karma, and only 11 comments... What is this madness?

[–]ridonculousthrowaway 1 point2 points ago

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I need to keep this on hand!

[–]DeltaStorm -3 points-2 points ago

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I need to keep this in hand!

FTFY

[–]iamcrossfit 1 point2 points ago

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very familiar with those feelings. all 4 actually

[–]PepeAndMrDuck 1 point2 points ago

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weirdest boner right now.

[–]leetneko 1 point2 points ago

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Touch him on the penis.

[–]xtan -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]deathschool 75 points76 points ago

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Having an erection for females is now considered homosexual? I just... Where did I get so off track?

[–]Smills29 31 points32 points ago

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Well girls are, on average, more "girly" than guys. If you are attracted to females it means you like something girly. Liking girly things is a bit gay. If you are gay man you are attracted to other men. Men are generally more manly than females, so that means you like manly stuff. That doesn't sound very gay to me.

[–]Exchequer_Eduoth 13 points14 points ago

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Sounds Spartan.

[–]AirplaneRandy 13 points14 points ago

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Nothing more manlier than a man 7 inches deep in another man's foxhole.

[–]Therealsebastiandior 0 points1 point ago

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When I grammar, see and also, yes

[–]ChickenMcFly69 0 points1 point ago

He should probably get those things checked out.

[–]sapo916 0 points1 point ago

Everything was glamorous up until the boner. Seems like he was hoping for it to explode out of his pants but that probably would have been too dirty.

[–]Havoc287 0 points1 point ago

I giggled irl

[–]assassin911 0 points1 point ago

awww!!!!XDD

[–]zipperific 0 points1 point ago

This is terrific, thanks for sharing!

[–]mofohmac 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ikikstarbucks 0 points1 point ago

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Well time to save this and send it to the girl I like.

[–]richlittle69 -3 points-2 points ago

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dumb

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 -1 points0 points ago

WTF? Bitch doesn't make him a sandwiches?

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[–]Wetai 5 points6 points ago

Get over it.