I'm married and I still do this.

elohwees · 3 months

2 days? That's considered foul?

oh dear...

mathgod · 3 months

Pff. You amateurs and your multiple pairs of pants.

themvf · 3 months

I wear the same pair of pants for a month and I've been married 2 years.

stocki9000 · 3 months

If it doesn't stick to the wall it's not dirty.

herecomethefuzz · 3 months

Man, FBF just isnt as foul as he used to be. This is like an insanity wolf that says "EATS HOT FOOD; DOESN'T ASK FOR WATER"

r0xp0x · 3 months

Well, who doesn't do this? Really?

uhmerikin · 3 months

I will wear the hell out of a pair of jeans for a week... I sit behind a desk all day, so it's not like I am out there sweating all day in them or anything.

killdoom · 3 months

My wife actually gets mad if I wear a pair of pants for just one day.

andrewsj1 · 3 months

dude, you didn't make this...

werly · 3 months

It is actually better for a pair of jeans if you only wash them every 6 months or so.

the8bitlife · 3 months

That's not FBF-worthy. That's just pragmatic (I am also married).

Notsu · 3 months

for me:

underpants/socks - 1 day
t-shirts - 2 to 4 days
second layer (shirt, hoodie, etc) - 3 to 5 days
Jeans - a couple of weeks to several months (though, that's just because I'm bored of the jeans, not because it smells or is unclean)
coats - never (unless I get visible mess on it)

In my experience, anyone who's called me out on wearing something for "too long", have done so because they've seen me in it for a while, not because it smells or is dirty.

I never understood it. If I had bad genes so that I'd stink out clothes easily, then i'd make sure to change regularly, but I don't, and nor do most people. I don't even bother with deodorant/anti-perspirant most of the time either and nobody seems to notice. It's not that everyone I talk to happens to be very polite either - they call me out if my hair is greasy or if I haven't shaved.

I realize this is coming across as a rant now, but, I'm genuinely confused why people think clothing needs to be changed so often.

Gemini83 · 3 months

I would have been proud of myself for only doing it two days in a row. shame

lolkaitlyn · 3 months

What does marriage have to do with pants again?

BriMcC · 3 months

Scientific Fact: Pants and Legs rarely get dirty and require little washing.

yaniwilks · 3 months

sigh guilty

Dyno-mike · 3 months

I feel the same, and when my lighter ciggs and wallet are already in there too, its a bonus

hardcoremorning · 3 months

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

btnheazy03 · 3 months

there is no yesterday pants nor today pants.

there is only this week pants.

eekthebat · 3 months

If you wash every piece of clothing after every wear, the fabric is going to have a bad time.

Seriously, unless you have spilled shit all over your pants, or have been wiping them with your nasty Cheeto hands, you don't need to wash your pants after every wear. That's a great way to wear out and fade the fabric.

ProCrastin8 · 3 months

You need to change your underwear and shirts daily... but diamonds and pants are forever.

Snaggle_tooth · 3 months

Grand frog only take off his belt at airports or to kick ass. *googled "grand frog" and this came up: http://gifsforum.com/images/image/misc%20bb/grand/FROG-TECH.jpg

raymond8505 · 3 months

Who owns more than one pair of pants?! We can't all be millionaires.

Scr1vener · 3 months

My first thought was "oh good, [my husband] got some karma."

toadturtle3 · 3 months

Infinite loop; we need an escape!

thewordisbranch · 3 months

Underwear still in yesterday's pants. Today's underwear.

FTFY

helgihermadur · 3 months

I just saw this. This is some really fucking foul shit. Not wearing the same pair of pants for two days in a row.

linseeed · 3 months

being married is irrelevant.

C--Flat91 · 3 months

Another repost..

MeritWinstheSoul · 3 months

My husband whines if I take the belts out of his pants, typically because they need to go in the wash. Why does he complain? Because he has to put the belt back in.

yellow_paper · 3 months

I do so many things from foul bachelor frog that I'm starting to muster up the gumption to just say 'fuck it I don't care'. Then I realize that's exactly what the frog would do...

xnoybis · 3 months

If you're anything like me; you do this now because you are married.

gurnard · 3 months

Riding those bad boys now.

thescrapplekid · 3 months

Yeah, unless you really messed those pants up I typically wear my for a few days. Though not work pants too much... they do get fairly dirty

90percent_noob · 3 months

Shouldn't you start doing this when you get married?

badaba · 3 months

Then I am most foul. I still use the sniff check as law. And if it smelly, I fabreeze that shit.

ifNOTmeTHENwho · 3 months

I see your belt in yesterday pant and raise you underwear in yesterday pant with belt attached. Don't judge me. Were you just don't???

PaiMei · 3 months

Can't find a belt? Engage polo shirt!

techtechmctech · 3 months

I am not married, I do this for about a week

pinkspaceship17 · 3 months

I'm a chick, and I rarely wash my jeans , unless I've spilled food on them or something. It shrinks them.

Oenomaus_Waffles · 3 months

2 days is in no way foul. A buddy of mine never washes jeans. Ever. The creases and the fit are apparently more personal. He's like an ancient denim master or something, freezes his jeans, has these secret mixtures he uses for stains, the whole shebang.

GeorgeTaylorG · 3 months

Rewearing pants twice is foul?

oh4sho · 3 months

7 pairs of pants, 7 belts on each belt. Every pair of pants is fair game :)

bofh420_1 · 3 months

Hell Yes!

cgycnd · 3 months

I am married and still dry clean everything. My wife is still awesome ;)

Smelle · 3 months

A week straight is bad, not because gross.... But more bad taste. I work the 1-1-2-2-1 method.

[deleted] · 3 months

You own more than one pair of pants? What are you, royalty or something?

warmpita · 3 months

You own more than one pair of pants? This is ridiculous. Get out of here.

CrippleDrifting · 3 months

Whether or not you're married is completely irrelevant in this situation.

epatti0914 · 3 months

Three weeks and counting...

CPLTOF · 3 months

Being married has nothing to do with this. My wife thought it was hilarious! Then again, she did cheat on me...

Blakata · 3 months

Hell yeah belt rule all day!!!!

oh-yeah-huh · 3 months

Wait... That's not normal?

Metalfenrir · 3 months

I only do this about four times a week. Married or not, I aint changin' mah pants

huzeyodaddy · 3 months

I do it more now that I am married...

MrsBillHaverchuck · 3 months

I'm a girl and I do this sometimes. Not all the time, but sometimes I wake up and I'm tired and I just don't feel like figuring out Pants.

TwoLegsJoe · 3 months

On the second day of the semester, I noticed my professor missed one of the loops on his belt. The next day, the same loop was missed, so I could tell they were the same pants from the day before.

He wore those pants every single day that semester.

Every. Single. Day.

MRjubjub · 3 months

I do this but by the weeks.

geek_loser · 3 months

Good think I only own one set of pants. I never have to change my belt.

majorshake · 3 months

I have worn the same pants for the last 3 weeks.. they don't smell.. so whats the big deal? i'll wash them sometime this month...

CommandrShepherd · 3 months

Belt still in last month's pants?

An actual bachelor

Holiace · 3 months

I mainly wear denim, for a week at a time. As long as they don't get visibly dirty.

Thormic · 3 months

I only have one pair of pants. They get washed on the weekend.

bjarkebjarke · 3 months

I can go a week in the same jeans. I assumed that was normal? :-O

puripurihakase · 3 months

Who doesn't do this?

dokenmoken · 3 months

i wear the same clothes for months

cheshirepig · 3 months

You're mistaking correlation for causation.

killwhiteyy · 3 months

I only own two pairs of jeans that I wear on the regular. they usually have a two week or so rotation, but I can't remember the last time i washed them.

Nazi_Of_The_Grammar · 3 months

Every day...

howlingbellsfan · 3 months

uhhhh i only have three pants and one of them i wear 90% of the time.

Zeppelanoid · 3 months

Do people not know of http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/top/?

buttsexwithasquirrel · 3 months

Dude, by the times my jeans need washing, its time for new jeans.

tagrav · 3 months

ummm my philosophy is that jeans in a minimal use aka didn't sweat balls in them or get them visibly dirty. They get 2-3 uses before each wash.

split71 · 3 months

I did this today.

SpaceManAndy · 3 months

Jeans are considered clean and wearable unless they have visible stains or detectable odor. I will stand by that.

Jinqs · 3 months

What does being married have to do with this...

HilariousB · 3 months

So does my husband!

whammer01 · 3 months

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

WoaZach · 3 months

I go to a private high school where dress pants and a belt is required. I literally do this every day.

Beaumont21 · 3 months

People put on new pants everyday?

Captain_Cannibis · 3 months

Hahaha me and my father were just having this conversation when my step mother chimes in " so that's why you have 6 shirts and only 3 pairs of pants in the hamper every week"

kourogi · 3 months

Holy shit. Are you my husband?

Areeola · 3 months

nasty fuck

timmytissue · 3 months

there pants man, who needs more then one pair? their like shoes...

MegaSuperAwesome1214 · 3 months

I'm married and I still do this

Well, a lot of sixteen-year-olds are married, too. Just look at MTV...

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