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[–]Mashiba 18 points19 points ago

this was pretty funny the first time I heard it

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

I remember when I first saw this I fell off my dinosaur

[–]Alexandur -2 points-1 points ago

When I first heard that joke I fell off my single cell organism.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

LOL

[–]Diriel 8 points9 points ago

How many times does this have to be posted

[–]scrub4life 1 point2 points ago

Someone will probably repost this again in 3 months :P

[–]shroomprinter 7 points8 points ago

You spelled hours wrong.

[–]braedizzle 0 points1 point ago

This is how Reddit works, I'm convinced people save posts as a date a month from when they see it, then their phone reminds them to repost for sweet, sweet karma.

[–]Ixilary 4 points5 points ago

Meh. I just don't want to go outside because for me there is nothing to do outside. What am I supposed to do, throw a ball at the side of my house so I can play pass with myself?

[–]MrMigraine 1 point2 points ago

Speak for yourself, OP.

[–]digbus 1 point2 points ago

Reposted too often

[–]RonnieStiggs 1 point2 points ago

[–]Crossthebreeze 1 point2 points ago

Better quote from Eric Forman that applies to Reddit: "Why get out of bed when you can READ about people who got out of bed?"

[–]EverythingsTemporary 1 point2 points ago

Not only has reddit posted this a hundred times, but so have those like-whore pages on Facebook.

That's when you know an image is probably worn out and irrelevant.

[–]DonaldsPizzaHaven 2 points3 points ago

Are we still allowed to to call shit a repost? or is that too much of a meta-repost?

[–]POK3RFAC3 0 points1 point ago

fucking Eric Foreman

[–]fuckitsjohn 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much how I felt all week.

[–]nathism 0 points1 point ago

I'd replace people with assholes

[–]Gady_Lala 0 points1 point ago

It's more like I don't want to go outside because then i need to put pants on

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Stop projecting.

[–]TysonTesla 0 points1 point ago

I'm constantly using some form of this to explain why I can't go out with my friends.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm one of todays lucky 10,000!

[–]green_tea_girl 0 points1 point ago

Before reddit I was always like this.

[–]Horrible_Economics -4 points-3 points ago

This is fucking dumb.

Being outside is awesome, people are mostly awesome too. Stop perpetuating this ridiculousness.

[–]monshael 1 point2 points ago

Yes the are. Still hate them though...

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

That's why I have anti-social friends. They'll talk when you're in the same room, but they don't appear unexpectedly at the most inconvenient times.

[–]littleballofsunshine 0 points1 point ago

I actually said this today.....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

reposting asshole

[–]Blahblag12321 -1 points0 points ago

There's people here too, just invisible people.

[–]aspergers-hermit -1 points0 points ago

True story.

[–]scumbag-reddit -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for saying "most" imstead of "all". That shit grinds my gears.

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous -1 points0 points ago

Posted this with almost the same exact title.

We're so creative here at Reddit.

[–]Michael_Kelso -1 points0 points ago

I take this personally.

[–]SuperThanksForAsking -1 points0 points ago

this has been reposted with this exact same title many times now it seems

[–]nokstar -1 points0 points ago

Thirty Helens agree.

[–]Caveman788 -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah. Fuck people. With their shitty driving, stupid outfits and shit... fuckin stinking up places and shit... fuck.