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submitted 8 months ago by mitch__conner
[–]nm0s 115 points116 points117 points 8 months ago
Why grandma. What a big package you have.
[–]ToAGasChamberGo 47 points48 points49 points 8 months ago
Why grandma, what a cunning linguist you are.
[–]WardCannon 25 points26 points27 points 8 months ago
You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater
[–]jacKofKats 70 points71 points72 points 8 months ago
I just fist teenagers.
[–]OmegaArcadia 22 points23 points24 points 8 months ago
ಠಿ_ಠ
[–]jacKofKats 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
That's almost the face they pull when I first enter the dragon.
[–]datpinecone 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
I think Red would see the problem as soon as she sees the package and where it would be leading too.
[–]FrootJooce 83 points84 points85 points 8 months ago
Not really wtf. The artist is a guy called Ben Newman, and he has done a whole series of naughty fairy tale art. I have this one and several others in my living room. They can be found here http://bennewmanart.blogspot.co.uk/.
[–]BSscience 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
Beautiful, thanks for sharing (and the OP as well)
[–]natto896 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
He is rule 34 in action.
[–]The_Lucky_One 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
I have this one and several others in my living room.
You're either a very brave man, or someone who doesn't get many visitors.
Also, that dudes blog is...interesting. For example, I found out about this while looking through there. Apparently he did some art for them.
[–]NovaMouser 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
If there was ever a thing that I would not want to have in my history. It would be that thing that you just linked right there.
[–]jooze 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Oh god I almost clicked it and I read your comment and held down the button and dragged it off
[–]NovaMouser 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Glad I could help someone else =P.
[–]The_Lucky_One 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Good thing I'm always in private browsing!
[–]Related_Furry_Porn 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
More WTF Red Riding Hood? NSFW
[–]Falmarri 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I was going to say that today you learned about furry porn, but then I read your username.
I approve.
[–]boozecruisin 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Everyone who takes the time to click this link, be sure to scroll to the bottom. The picture of Animal is really powerful.
[–]ryantwopointo 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
How does that not make it wtf? I still said what the fuck aloud while trying to understand the picture
[–]kreiger 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
It's simple. The girl in red is Red Riding Hood. The big grey thing is the wolf, pulling her panties off. What is it you don't understand?
[–]Simpliciter 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Read through the story again, and I think you'll find that what the picture depicts is pretty much what the story is about. The Grimm Brothers' version, of course. Fairytales are fucked up shit.
[–]aresolympia 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Holy shit! I get it now. The wolf wanted to eat her as in eat her out!
[–]trnga 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Ben Newman is great. I check his blog from time to time (sometimes his updates are spread out).
[–]mitch__conner[S] 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Ah thanks, good call. His awesome talent almost makes me forget to question his inspiration.
[–]Scheme84 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
But...my childhood...
[–]snouz -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
The work itself is not wtf, but your living room must be.
[–]childishbambina 37 points38 points39 points 8 months ago
Little Red Riding Hood is a rape allegory that was told to teach young girls that no one could be trusted. Especially men you do not know. AND especially hairy men that dress in your grandmothers clothing.
[–]MaritMonkey 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Not entirely relevant, but see: Freeway.
[–]blaze-lightfantastic 29 points30 points31 points 8 months ago
Shameless (and sexy!) self-plug.
[–]dye1337 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
and now i have an erection at work. Thanks a lot...
[–]BecauseTheyDeserveIt 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Upvote. Why? You know damn well why.
[–]sausagespectrum 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Mmm... You know how much I love dat pixelated cock. Thanks.
[–]YooWeirdo 59 points60 points61 points 8 months ago
Might as well.
[–]mynamejesse1334 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
10/10
would bang
talking about the wolf, obviously.
little red hiding hood not so much
[–]Apostolate 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Pretty sure the wolf would be banging you.
[–]ragingroger 18 points19 points20 points 8 months ago
More NSFW than WTF...
[–]ohno -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
I don't eventhink it's NSFW. I could use that as a wallpaper at work and not raise an eyebrow.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I'd say a wolf pulling down Little (Big?) Red Riding Hood's panties as he's about to get dat ass is NSFW.
[–]ohno -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
I work with a bunch of geeks. It wouldn't phase any of us. I've seen people use much worse as wallpaper.
[–]Apostolate 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
That says more about where you work than the artwork.
Probably, but how else am I to judge what is NSFW?
Easy, read up on the legal definition of obscenity:
In a legal context, the term obscenity is most often used to describe expressions (words, images, actions) of an explicitly sexual nature.
This is a bare bones definition, but when deciding if something is obscene, ask yourself, 1) is there clear artistic, social, or cultural value? (example the exposed breast of a woman representing liberty in a painting from the french revolution would not be obscene because it is part of artwork and has some meaning to the piece) 2) Is the work primarily of the prurient interest:
Having or encouraging an excessive interest in sexual matters.
What this means specifically is, is this material designed to arouse? Is it masturbatory material?
Again, if something is advertised and sold specifically to arouse (hottest teen pussy etc), then it is assuredly obscene.
so again in this situation, does this have artistic value? is it designed to arouse? Surely it has some artistic value, but it is designed with sexual arousal in mind much more than it is a piece of artwork.
[–]nm0s 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
That's because you work at brazzers...
[–]theguybesidesyou 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
well i guess the wolf did end up eating her
[–]Duskblade95 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Little Red Riding Hood just turned into Twilight....
[–]kikidiwasabi 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Didn't Freud talk about this?
[–]ergomnemonicism 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
"Freud's first publication on the "Wolf Man" was "From the History of an Infantile Neurosis" (Aus der Geschichte einer infantilen Neurose), written at the end of 1914 but not published until 1918. Freud's treatment of Pankejeff centered around a dream the latter had as a very young child, and described to Freud as such:
'I dreamt that it was night and that I was lying in bed. (My bed stood with its foot towards the window; in front of the window there was a row of old walnut trees. I know it was winter when I had the dream, and night-time.) Suddenly the window opened of its own accord, and I was terrified to see that some white wolves were sitting on the big walnut tree in front of the window. There were six or seven of them. The wolves were quite white, and looked more like foxes or sheep-dogs, for they had big tails like foxes and they had their ears pricked like dogs when they pay attention to something. In great terror, evidently of being eaten up by the wolves, I screamed and woke up. My nurse hurried to my bed, to see what had happened to me. It took quite a long while before I was convinced that it had only been a dream; I had had such a clear and life-like picture of the window opening and the wolves sitting on the tree. At last I grew quieter, felt as though I had escaped from some danger, and went to sleep again.' (Freud 1918)
Freud's eventual analysis (along with Pankejeff's input) of the dream was that it was the result of Pankejeff having witnessed a "primal scene" — his parents having sex a tergo ("from behind" or "doggy style") — at a very young age. Later in the paper Freud posited the possibility that Pankejeff had instead witnessed copulation between animals, which was displaced to his parents."
[–]kikidiwasabi 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I was thinking of something more specific about "Little Red Riding Hood". Freud has a way of turning everything into something in you being a latent rapist or animal-lover.
[–]bubonis 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Am I perverted for thinking this is all different colors of awesome?
[–]White_Hamster 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
What's wrong with being a pervert?
[–]aleishit 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
And this song immediately plays in my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNSQTqNx3wk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[–]az_liberal_geek 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I cannot see any rendition of Red Riding Hood without hearing this song: Little Red Riding Hood. Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs just killed it back in 1966. I grew up listening to this on LP long before I understood what they were even singing about.
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[–]Ranzera 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Looks like she gave up Tibbers as she got older.
[–]NolanVoid 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
He's gonna get to see her bare tibbers.
[–]Lennzelbossington 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Isn't this kinda how the real story went before it was switched to a children's story?
[–]Beingsquare 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
The wolf kills it for me..
[–]stinkoman99 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I still thought it was sexy..
[–]PapauNewGuinea 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Well then using a lumberjack's axe, quickly swing it at the head of the wolf. This kills the wolf.
[–]samjani 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Naughty Wolfy !
[–]MFchimichanga 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
She looks about the size of his dick. So it's like she's shoving her self up her pussy. Fuck.
[–]phishgrass 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
She doesn't seem to be resisting, which makes this hot?
[–]synthesis11 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
i like it, wish there was a video
[–]a_derp_in_thailand 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
or know see what happens next (we all know what happens next)
[–]Tjebbe 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Little red riding wood.
[–]Hu_dat 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
The sheer mechanics are mind boggling....
[–]throughcow 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003ZDO3JS/ref=kinw_myk_ro_title
Read this book in the 11th grade I'm suprised it hasn't been put on the thread.
[–]hay_ewe 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Boob lick!
[–]boatman51 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Awkward
[–]Invalitory 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
When people make things, I worry sometimes.
[–]NaplesBaitMan 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I... I believe this is... Bestiality?
[–]MeaninglessGuy 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Someone really spent a long time drawing that. A long time.
[–]indecisivecarrot 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Really exemplifies the theme of "going into the woods" as sexual awakening. . .
[–]Villapwn 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
That's gonna sting.
[–]RatherTall 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/286-gavin-smith "whenever I see a zenoscope cover I think 'if Micael Bay red comics, this is what he'd read.'"
Not that this is zenoscope. Just reminded me of that. Still not sure if this piece has more integrity than zenoscope.
[–]hyperbagel65 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Link.
[–]Pawsword 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I swear I don't know how; but it ended up in my porn folder.
[–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Rule 34 needs to take a vacation.
[–]jimothyjenkins 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
i have the most fairytailish boner right now.
[–]Knubinator 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
[–]kyle2143 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I was pretty sure that the story of Little Red Riding Hood was supposed to have some sexual undertones and that she was supposed to represent lust or something based on her Red clothing.
[–]drjudd 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Slightly, kinda, a little bit relevant to an extent but also AWESOME!!
[–]nix-xon 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I think what bothers me most about this is how large those under wear seem to be on her. They'd just FALL off.
[–]Elroy75 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Damn that's how I feel half the time.
[–]DazPatrick 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
The Big Bad Wolf is the original pedo
[–]winlos 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
why the fuck does this turn me on.
[–]In_Your_Cooch 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
So here's a question I need answering. Why would it be okay for GRANDMA to pull down her panties?
[–]MilleniumHandAndShri 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Immediately made me think of that 1984 movie, The Company of Wolves.
[–]ZeFroag 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
When the wolf says the better to eat you with, he doesn't mean eating her alive or cooked. Just raw, in one place...
[–]knomz 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I have a feeling that his dick would kill her once he ejaculated.
[–]closernough 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Little Pink Clitoral Hood.
[–]Syntrel 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
weirdestboner.jpg
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Little Red Riding Ho
[–]yourbuddyjoe 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
NSFW jesus christ.
[–]NumberOneBrony 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
i like were this is going.
[–]jacKofKats -9 points-8 points-7 points 8 months ago
"Oh grandmama what a massive juicy hot cock you have let me tease the end with my tongue and guzzle gallons of your hot cum"
[–]blackkevinDUNK 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
overkill
[–]PapauNewGuinea 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
saccharine sweetness of the original story
Have you read heard Little Red Riding Hood?
""The better to eat you with!" growled the wolf, and jumping out of bed, he swallowed her up too. Then, with a fat full tummy, he fell fast asleep. A lumberjack, however, comes to the rescue and with his axe cuts open the wolf, who had fallen asleep. Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother emerge unharmed. They fill the wolf's body with heavy stones. The wolf awakens and tries to flee, but the stones cause him to collapse and die.A lumberjack, however, comes to the rescue and with his axe cuts open the wolf, who had fallen asleep. Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother emerge unharmed. They fill the wolf's body with heavy stones. The wolf awakens and tries to flee, but the stones cause him to collapse and die."
I haven't read heard anything recently. There are many versions of this story and this was certainly not the version told to most of us as children. I'm just glad I gave you the opportunity to tell this version of the story, which was clearly something you were just dying to do. Well done.
In the earliest printed version (1697), the wolf eats Red Riding Hood and that is that. In other, earlier versions, Red unknowingly eats her own grandmother, and in others, the wolf asks her to remove her clothes
And that means shit when it comes to the most popular, distributed versions of the now. Have you really got so little else to do than argue with me on the internet? I have horrific cerebral palsy so I'm excused from this play.
I'm not trying to argue, I'm just informing you of the origins (that we know of) of Little Red Riding Hood as you know it.
[–]jacKofKats 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Ahhhh my back... Nurse... Nurse... NURRRRSEEE I'M GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS !
No in all honesty thank you for this. I love this kind of honest shit that's all about how we used to revel in the horror of life. Now we just have sweet shitty stories about Glee Clubs and Detectives saving pretty girls from horrid death the soul has gone out of our story based world.
[–]jacKofKats -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 months ago
that's what I was going for, in contrast to the saccharine sweetness of the original story. Whatevs, it clearly didn't work.
[–]getoutofmyyard -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 months ago
Related.
[–]mitch__conner[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
err, I guess?
[–]nickateen -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
Furry circlejerk in 3...2...
[–]cardboardbob99 -5 points-4 points-3 points 8 months ago
my English professor tried teaching us about the sexual tension in fairy tales.. I still think she's full of shit, but this is a funny take
[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
There is more a ratio of sex to other things in fairy tales than there is air to chips in a bag of Lays.
[–]BATHULK -19 points-18 points-17 points 8 months ago
fucking repost
[–]mitch__conner[S] 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
fucking sorry, bro. first time i'd seen it.
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