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[–]nm0s 115 points116 points ago

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Why grandma. What a big package you have.

[–]ToAGasChamberGo 47 points48 points ago

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Why grandma, what a cunning linguist you are.

[–]WardCannon 25 points26 points ago

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You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater

[–]jacKofKats 70 points71 points ago

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I just fist teenagers.

[–]OmegaArcadia 22 points23 points ago

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ಠಿ_ಠ

[–]jacKofKats 0 points1 point ago

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That's almost the face they pull when I first enter the dragon.

[–]datpinecone 3 points4 points ago

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I think Red would see the problem as soon as she sees the package and where it would be leading too.

[–]FrootJooce 83 points84 points ago

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Not really wtf. The artist is a guy called Ben Newman, and he has done a whole series of naughty fairy tale art. I have this one and several others in my living room. They can be found here http://bennewmanart.blogspot.co.uk/.

[–]BSscience 7 points8 points ago

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Beautiful, thanks for sharing (and the OP as well)

[–]natto896 6 points7 points ago

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He is rule 34 in action.

[–]The_Lucky_One 5 points6 points ago

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I have this one and several others in my living room.

You're either a very brave man, or someone who doesn't get many visitors.

Also, that dudes blog is...interesting. For example, I found out about this while looking through there. Apparently he did some art for them.

[–]NovaMouser 4 points5 points ago

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If there was ever a thing that I would not want to have in my history. It would be that thing that you just linked right there.

[–]jooze 3 points4 points ago

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Oh god I almost clicked it and I read your comment and held down the button and dragged it off

[–]NovaMouser 0 points1 point ago

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Glad I could help someone else =P.

[–]The_Lucky_One 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing I'm always in private browsing!

[–]Related_Furry_Porn 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Falmarri 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to say that today you learned about furry porn, but then I read your username.

I approve.

[–]boozecruisin 3 points4 points ago

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Everyone who takes the time to click this link, be sure to scroll to the bottom. The picture of Animal is really powerful.

[–]ryantwopointo 17 points18 points ago

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How does that not make it wtf? I still said what the fuck aloud while trying to understand the picture

[–]kreiger 4 points5 points ago

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It's simple. The girl in red is Red Riding Hood. The big grey thing is the wolf, pulling her panties off. What is it you don't understand?

[–]Simpliciter 5 points6 points ago

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Read through the story again, and I think you'll find that what the picture depicts is pretty much what the story is about. The Grimm Brothers' version, of course. Fairytales are fucked up shit.

[–]aresolympia 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! I get it now. The wolf wanted to eat her as in eat her out!

[–]trnga 1 point2 points ago

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Ben Newman is great. I check his blog from time to time (sometimes his updates are spread out).

[–]mitch__conner[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Ah thanks, good call. His awesome talent almost makes me forget to question his inspiration.

[–]Scheme84 0 points1 point ago

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But...my childhood...

[–]snouz -1 points0 points ago

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The work itself is not wtf, but your living room must be.

[–]childishbambina 37 points38 points ago

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Little Red Riding Hood is a rape allegory that was told to teach young girls that no one could be trusted. Especially men you do not know. AND especially hairy men that dress in your grandmothers clothing.

[–]MaritMonkey 3 points4 points ago

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Not entirely relevant, but see: Freeway.

[–]blaze-lightfantastic 29 points30 points ago

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[–]dye1337 10 points11 points ago

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and now i have an erection at work. Thanks a lot...

[–]BecauseTheyDeserveIt 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote. Why? You know damn well why.

[–]sausagespectrum 1 point2 points ago

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Mmm... You know how much I love dat pixelated cock. Thanks.

[–]YooWeirdo 59 points60 points ago

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[–]mynamejesse1334 5 points6 points ago

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10/10

would bang

talking about the wolf, obviously.

little red hiding hood not so much

[–]Apostolate 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure the wolf would be banging you.

[–]ragingroger 18 points19 points ago

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More NSFW than WTF...

[–]ohno -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't eventhink it's NSFW. I could use that as a wallpaper at work and not raise an eyebrow.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'd say a wolf pulling down Little (Big?) Red Riding Hood's panties as he's about to get dat ass is NSFW.

[–]ohno -1 points0 points ago

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I work with a bunch of geeks. It wouldn't phase any of us. I've seen people use much worse as wallpaper.

[–]Apostolate 1 point2 points ago

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That says more about where you work than the artwork.

[–]ohno -1 points0 points ago

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Probably, but how else am I to judge what is NSFW?

[–]Apostolate 1 point2 points ago

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Easy, read up on the legal definition of obscenity:

In a legal context, the term obscenity is most often used to describe expressions (words, images, actions) of an explicitly sexual nature.

This is a bare bones definition, but when deciding if something is obscene, ask yourself, 1) is there clear artistic, social, or cultural value? (example the exposed breast of a woman representing liberty in a painting from the french revolution would not be obscene because it is part of artwork and has some meaning to the piece) 2) Is the work primarily of the prurient interest:

Having or encouraging an excessive interest in sexual matters.

What this means specifically is, is this material designed to arouse? Is it masturbatory material?

Again, if something is advertised and sold specifically to arouse (hottest teen pussy etc), then it is assuredly obscene.

so again in this situation, does this have artistic value? is it designed to arouse? Surely it has some artistic value, but it is designed with sexual arousal in mind much more than it is a piece of artwork.

[–]nm0s 0 points1 point ago

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That's because you work at brazzers...

[–]theguybesidesyou 4 points5 points ago

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well i guess the wolf did end up eating her

[–]Duskblade95 4 points5 points ago

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Little Red Riding Hood just turned into Twilight....

[–]kikidiwasabi 4 points5 points ago

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Didn't Freud talk about this?

[–]ergomnemonicism 1 point2 points ago

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"Freud's first publication on the "Wolf Man" was "From the History of an Infantile Neurosis" (Aus der Geschichte einer infantilen Neurose), written at the end of 1914 but not published until 1918. Freud's treatment of Pankejeff centered around a dream the latter had as a very young child, and described to Freud as such:

'I dreamt that it was night and that I was lying in bed. (My bed stood with its foot towards the window; in front of the window there was a row of old walnut trees. I know it was winter when I had the dream, and night-time.) Suddenly the window opened of its own accord, and I was terrified to see that some white wolves were sitting on the big walnut tree in front of the window. There were six or seven of them. The wolves were quite white, and looked more like foxes or sheep-dogs, for they had big tails like foxes and they had their ears pricked like dogs when they pay attention to something. In great terror, evidently of being eaten up by the wolves, I screamed and woke up. My nurse hurried to my bed, to see what had happened to me. It took quite a long while before I was convinced that it had only been a dream; I had had such a clear and life-like picture of the window opening and the wolves sitting on the tree. At last I grew quieter, felt as though I had escaped from some danger, and went to sleep again.' (Freud 1918)

Freud's eventual analysis (along with Pankejeff's input) of the dream was that it was the result of Pankejeff having witnessed a "primal scene" — his parents having sex a tergo ("from behind" or "doggy style") — at a very young age. Later in the paper Freud posited the possibility that Pankejeff had instead witnessed copulation between animals, which was displaced to his parents."

[–]kikidiwasabi 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking of something more specific about "Little Red Riding Hood". Freud has a way of turning everything into something in you being a latent rapist or animal-lover.

[–]bubonis 3 points4 points ago

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Am I perverted for thinking this is all different colors of awesome?

[–]White_Hamster 8 points9 points ago

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What's wrong with being a pervert?

[–]aleishit 3 points4 points ago

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[–]az_liberal_geek 1 point2 points ago

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I cannot see any rendition of Red Riding Hood without hearing this song: Little Red Riding Hood. Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs just killed it back in 1966. I grew up listening to this on LP long before I understood what they were even singing about.

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[–]Ranzera 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like she gave up Tibbers as she got older.

[–]NolanVoid 1 point2 points ago

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He's gonna get to see her bare tibbers.

[–]Lennzelbossington 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't this kinda how the real story went before it was switched to a children's story?

[–]Beingsquare 2 points3 points ago

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The wolf kills it for me..

[–]stinkoman99 1 point2 points ago

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I still thought it was sexy..

[–]PapauNewGuinea 1 point2 points ago

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Well then using a lumberjack's axe, quickly swing it at the head of the wolf. This kills the wolf.

[–]samjani 1 point2 points ago

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Naughty Wolfy !

[–]MFchimichanga 1 point2 points ago

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She looks about the size of his dick. So it's like she's shoving her self up her pussy. Fuck.

[–]phishgrass 1 point2 points ago

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She doesn't seem to be resisting, which makes this hot?

[–]synthesis11 1 point2 points ago

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i like it, wish there was a video

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 0 points1 point ago

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or know see what happens next (we all know what happens next)

[–]Tjebbe 1 point2 points ago

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Little red riding wood.

[–]Hu_dat 1 point2 points ago

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The sheer mechanics are mind boggling....

[–]throughcow 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003ZDO3JS/ref=kinw_myk_ro_title

Read this book in the 11th grade I'm suprised it hasn't been put on the thread.

[–]hay_ewe 1 point2 points ago

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Boob lick!

[–]boatman51 0 points1 point ago

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Awkward

[–]Invalitory 0 points1 point ago

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When people make things, I worry sometimes.

[–]NaplesBaitMan 0 points1 point ago

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I... I believe this is... Bestiality?

[–]MeaninglessGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Someone really spent a long time drawing that. A long time.

[–]indecisivecarrot 0 points1 point ago

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Really exemplifies the theme of "going into the woods" as sexual awakening. . .

[–]Villapwn 0 points1 point ago

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That's gonna sting.

[–]RatherTall 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/286-gavin-smith "whenever I see a zenoscope cover I think 'if Micael Bay red comics, this is what he'd read.'"

[–]RatherTall 0 points1 point ago

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Not that this is zenoscope. Just reminded me of that. Still not sure if this piece has more integrity than zenoscope.

[–]hyperbagel65 0 points1 point ago

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Link.

[–]Pawsword 0 points1 point ago

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I swear I don't know how; but it ended up in my porn folder.

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point ago

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Rule 34 needs to take a vacation.

[–]jimothyjenkins 0 points1 point ago

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i have the most fairytailish boner right now.

[–]Knubinator 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[–]kyle2143 0 points1 point ago

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I was pretty sure that the story of Little Red Riding Hood was supposed to have some sexual undertones and that she was supposed to represent lust or something based on her Red clothing.

[–]drjudd 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nix-xon 0 points1 point ago

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I think what bothers me most about this is how large those under wear seem to be on her. They'd just FALL off.

[–]Elroy75 0 points1 point ago

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Damn that's how I feel half the time.

[–]DazPatrick 0 points1 point ago

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The Big Bad Wolf is the original pedo

[–]winlos 0 points1 point ago

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why the fuck does this turn me on.

[–]In_Your_Cooch 0 points1 point ago

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So here's a question I need answering. Why would it be okay for GRANDMA to pull down her panties?

[–]MilleniumHandAndShri 0 points1 point ago

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Immediately made me think of that 1984 movie, The Company of Wolves.

[–]ZeFroag 0 points1 point ago

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When the wolf says the better to eat you with, he doesn't mean eating her alive or cooked. Just raw, in one place...

[–]knomz 0 points1 point ago

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I have a feeling that his dick would kill her once he ejaculated.

[–]closernough 0 points1 point ago

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Little Pink Clitoral Hood.

[–]Syntrel 0 points1 point ago

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weirdestboner.jpg

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Little Red Riding Ho

[–]yourbuddyjoe 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW jesus christ.

[–]NumberOneBrony 0 points1 point ago

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i like were this is going.

[–]getoutofmyyard -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]mitch__conner[S] 1 point2 points ago

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err, I guess?

[–]nickateen -2 points-1 points ago

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Furry circlejerk in 3...2...

[–]cardboardbob99 -5 points-4 points ago

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my English professor tried teaching us about the sexual tension in fairy tales.. I still think she's full of shit, but this is a funny take

[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points ago

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There is more a ratio of sex to other things in fairy tales than there is air to chips in a bag of Lays.