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[–]windrazordj 18 points19 points ago

5 times in the last week, c'mon people!!

[–]iDriveway 16 points17 points ago

TIL Reddit's memory spans only 11 days.

[–]Battletooth 7 points8 points ago

You misspelled "hours".

[–]Treykun22 18 points19 points ago

Good repost.....

[–]luigisfuckingpeach 4 points5 points ago

Really, how many times does this want to be posted in the last 2 weeks?!

[–]VonMeatstein 4 points5 points ago

I have seen this about 5 - 6 times now with in a 7 day period.

[–]Faruep 3 points4 points ago

there is one post with the very same image url. you didn't even bother to upload it again did you? http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/B0VoF.jpg

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 2 points3 points ago

It was uploaded on imgur just a few minutes before this post (you can check by opening http://imgur.com/B0VoF rather than http://i.imgur.com/B0VoF.jpg), and every post predating it have a different link. Don't forget that karma decay doesn't look for the address, but for the image.

So OP did repost, but he actually did take the time to upload it.

[–]Faruep 0 points1 point ago

Did not know that, thanks for clarifying

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[–]DoctorMcTits 5 points6 points ago

It isn't, liar.

[–]MikeCam[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha woah harsh, but i'm not lying, proof: http://mcam.imgur.com/all/

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[–]funkbanger 4 points5 points ago

OP IS A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!

[–]acousticmind 2 points3 points ago

Ménage à trois is sold in Québec for 18,95.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

Which is not so much more than the regular price on the picture. It's too popular in Quebec to ever need to be on sale. It's the #1 selling product of the SAQ all categories included.

[–]KeithStone89 2 points3 points ago

How many times have I seen this post in the last two weeks?!

[–]sleepy_sarah 2 points3 points ago

AGAIN, Reddit? AGAIN?!

[–]Grinch420 1 point2 points ago

tagged as "ULTIMATE REPOST MASTER"

[–]penguindog 1 point2 points ago

Jesus goes there every few days apparently.

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[–]wishIwere 0 points1 point ago

That's funny 'cause Jesus is my mechanic. And, not in the co-pilot bumper sticker kind of way...

[–]Lots42 4 points5 points ago

Apparently Jesus just doesn't stop.

[–]JesusHere 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I was there last week, too.

[–]merdenom 0 points1 point ago

No wonder why no one likes him!

[–]naquin69 0 points1 point ago

Cool repost bro

[–]Meersbrook 0 points1 point ago

Looking at the labels, yes, water.

[–]freshj 0 points1 point ago

you're a whore

[–]yurilebbie 0 points1 point ago

This was posted just last week, come on man

[–]holger-danske 0 points1 point ago

John 2:6 says that Jesus turned six 20-30 gallon pots of water into wine at that wedding after the guests were already "well drunk". That's right, 120-180 gallons of wine...

IDK where I'm going with this. That just seems like a lot of wine.

[–]erikx213 0 points1 point ago

and so was reddit...

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

I saw what he did there.

[–]XNixk 0 points1 point ago

Jesus was here, the devil is a loser!

[–]HailToTheKing -2 points-1 points ago

Doing miracles and shit.

[–]canthidecomments 1 point2 points ago

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

That's a really good blend, that Ménage à trois on the end, try it.

[–]pyromcr -1 points0 points ago

If Jesus isn't real, then why does the sign say water when it is really wine? Christians 1 Athiests 0.

[–]bradyh8 -2 points-1 points ago

DAMMIT JESUS

THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN TIME

[–]devilsadvocated -3 points-2 points ago

The Europeans actually mistranslated the Bible there. It actually says that Jesus turned the water into Innis and Gunn Rum Cask Ale.

[–]owneroftheworld -3 points-2 points ago

ok....we get it...a fictional person turned water into wine. awesome.