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[–]ErinCookie 56 points57 points ago

Assasins creed 3 just got a new main character.

[–]gonzofish 8 points9 points ago

It made me think of the Darth Maul fight at the end of Episode I.

[–]etree 6 points7 points ago

Parkour with lightsabers.

[–]repaeR_mirG 0 points1 point ago

Quick someone insert a lightsaber into the paws of the kitty... imagine ALL that karma

[–]Hardcore_Park_Whore -1 points0 points ago

Sounds dangerous.

[–]grape_juice_nigz 2 points3 points ago

sooooo which park are you hanging out at baby ;)

[–]shazper 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure about you, I'm still on the fence.

[–]lostrock 4 points5 points ago

Assassin's Kitty.

[–]ominoustoad 18 points19 points ago

That straw just got fucking pwnd. Cats are hardcore.

[–]eyecite 19 points20 points ago

Must've been the last straw.

[–]UILHOK 2 points3 points ago

Ba dump chhhhhh

[–]Extraltodeus 15 points16 points ago

He is switching gravity

[–]Craysh 0 points1 point ago

Fucking Surgbinders!

[–]ElBasham 6 points7 points ago

[–]Good_day_to_you_SIR_ 14 points15 points ago

More like PURRkour.

[–]Doyle_O_Conner 0 points1 point ago

Try par-cat

[–]wakipaki 0 points1 point ago

[–]JoelMontgomery 15 points16 points ago

Arya is going to have some trouble catching that cat...

[–]wei-long 9 points10 points ago

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[–]bewmar 2 points3 points ago

Tagged as 'spoiler douchebag'.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -2 points-1 points ago

Can't tell if Eragon reference...

[–]JoelMontgomery 0 points1 point ago

Game of Thrones

[–]Gooberpatrol66 0 points1 point ago

Thank you good sir. As it turns out, more than one body of fiction has both cats and characters named Arya.

[–]devourke 4 points5 points ago

He's trying to jump onto his back, but it's physically impossible for him to not land on his feet.

[–]propanol 2 points3 points ago

Solid wall spins!

[–]Pushkin23 2 points3 points ago

Cats are straight-up snake-killing machines.

[–]Miguelerbee 1 point2 points ago

Cats are straight-up snakes.

[–]gimmie_munny 7 points8 points ago

Doesn't Parkour mean something like getting to point B from A as quick as possible? .... not very parkour at all.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 12 points13 points ago

Never watched The Office?

[–]LeopardNigel 1 point2 points ago

so this cat is freerunning

[–]gojirra 1 point2 points ago

One school of though on parkour is that the goal is to get over, under, around, etc., as efficiently as possible. This means navigating obstacles in interesting and dynamic ways. Other more recent schools of thought are focused on flashy maneuvers done for fun and entertainment, not necessarily having anything to do with overcoming obstacles.

[–]hero2bash 1 point2 points ago

That's the difference between parkour and freerunning. Not really different 'school of thoughts'

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

Except that free running is an American term created after Parkour (the French term from the country it was developed in) came to the states. What we call free running in the states was called Parkour in France.

[–]hero2bash 1 point2 points ago

Parkour has always been about the efficiency of getting from point A to point B. When you atart talking about stunts and look-good stuff that automatically makes it anything other than Parkour, not a different 'disipline' of parkour.

[–]barongaucho 0 points1 point ago

It's getting from point A to point B as creatively as possible; in this case point A is insanity and point B is the hospital

[–]GregTheTraceur -4 points-3 points ago

I don't know why anyone is downvoting you. You are 100% correct. I do parkour, and stupid posts like this are simply infuriating.

[–]chrom_ed 8 points9 points ago

You're infuriated by a joke involving a cat gif?

[–]GregTheTraceur -5 points-4 points ago

I'm infuriated by the way no one bothers to learn what parkour is, they just post a cat jumping on a wall and say "huh huh. parkour."

Parkour is an integral part of my life, and it stings to see no one in the world respect it.

[–]shawnaroo 7 points8 points ago

Welcome to just about every hobby and profession in the history of the world. It's not worth getting upset about.

[–]Emoboi425 2 points3 points ago

That's more free running actually...

[–]do_be_do 1 point2 points ago

God I love cats.

[–]thehzhz 1 point2 points ago

that cat's a tumblr

[–]rooktakesqueen 1 point2 points ago

There's a reason parkour moves are named after cats.

[–]philotimon 1 point2 points ago

A: My Location.

B: String piece OHGAWDOHGAWDOHGAWDWHATFUN

Find most inventive path to B.

Trial 1.

Success.

Trial 2.

Why the fuck?

[–]thesagex 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or did other people think of parkour porn when they saw the title

[–]Hardcore_Park_Whore 1 point2 points ago

At first I was exited; but no, cats.

[–]DJBJ 1 point2 points ago

Spider cat doing whatever a spider cat does.

[–]ArchJustin 1 point2 points ago

[–]quick_useless 2 points3 points ago

for this video, keep pressing "2" and "7"

[–]badvoodoo92 0 points1 point ago

Cat-robatics.

[–]notaaronkeller 0 points1 point ago

Try saying that 5 times fast

[–]ChubbyGirlsPmMe 0 points1 point ago

Wish I walked on all 4s

[–]parkourkitty 0 points1 point ago

i approve of this posting

[–]broden 0 points1 point ago

Put the gif in here http://gif-explode.com/

The cut is between 7th and 8th rows.

[–]Only_A_Username 0 points1 point ago

PURRkour

[–]skullmonkey420 0 points1 point ago

kitty parkour!!

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

FE-LINE PARKOUR!

[–]Clarkasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]TheBaltimoron 0 points1 point ago

Catnip's a helluva drug.

[–]jocelmeow 0 points1 point ago

What humans call "parkour," cats call "Tuesday."

[–]sk4t4nic 0 points1 point ago

I never upvote cats but this one made me laugh hahahaha

[–]TheFlamingAllah 0 points1 point ago

It's been pointed out a few times, but not with enough detail/explanation. This is more free running, because while the cats flips are fucking awesome, they aren't efficient for getting from point A to point B as fast as possible, it's meant to be flashy.

tl;dr This is free running, parkour's flashier cousin.

[–]SkyBS 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dangerzone812 0 points1 point ago

Hardcore Purrkour.

[–]UILHOK 0 points1 point ago

I want to see a human do this. Please and thank you.

[–]GKingsta90 0 points1 point ago

Hahah cats always do the stupidest shit!

[–]russiangn 0 points1 point ago

My kitten is also a complete spaz so I can totally relate to this sort of behavior. Adorable.

[–]8opus 0 points1 point ago

Think you mean pawkour

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

Don't mess up that Emergency Induction Port, cat! Tali needs that!

[–]Ayjlm 0 points1 point ago

Look at that technique!

[–]trolltis 0 points1 point ago

I do that

[–]mcaffrey 1 point2 points ago

TOSH.0

[–]eittocs17 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for that.

[–]Enjoiissweet 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck do people still link to tumblr?

[–]ChubbyGirlsPmMe 2 points3 points ago

Because lazy

[–]Virouca4tw 0 points1 point ago

If only I could ever catch my cat on video cause he does that shit all the time. I actually call him the parkour cat lol

[–]anthdx 0 points1 point ago

Video or didn't happen.

[–]madcatlady 0 points1 point ago

Gitwizard!

[–]madcatlady 0 points1 point ago

I feel your pain! I had a nifty new cameraphone with Video. My cat has a thing for boxed above the normal penchant for them. I was opening easter eggs, and left the boxes lying around. She did this weird crazy headbutt-box dance thing, and every time I managed to get my phone out on to video, she got tired and stopped. I must have had 20 minutes of vague flinching and boring crap, and missed every single hilarious bit. I gave up in the end.

[–]Wetai 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty Hardkour.

[–]khdutton -1 points0 points ago

Pawrkour, AKA, Squee Running.

[–]sh1tbr1cks -1 points0 points ago

False. This is clearly two clips put together, you can see it cut half way through.

[–]univega 0 points1 point ago

There is an instantaneous about-face when the cat flips back over the straw after the first pounce. I assumed the cat was just faster than the camera but it could definitely be a cut. Near perfect if it is.

[–]THEhillsHAVEaids -5 points-4 points ago

This is r/funny, not r/aww. Please keep your cats out of here, I don't care about their existance.

[–]madcatlady -1 points0 points ago

... that's as funny as some of the other shit here. Sorry if there are overlaps in reality.

[–]M4rtinEd3n -2 points-1 points ago

Can someone add flashing "PARKOUR" to that gif? Would be priceless.

[–]Nekrul -1 points0 points ago

SO PARKOUR!!!

[–]The_Director -1 points0 points ago

Cute cats.

The other day there was a post in /r/WTF about parkour and the guy ended with decapitated with his head in a pike.

[–]Desikiki -2 points-1 points ago

TF2 : Cat mod

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

At what time have you ever jumped off of a wall in TF2?

[–]wotutalkinabaaat -2 points-1 points ago

link isnt working for me

[–]HaV0C -2 points-1 points ago

More like Hardkour...

I'll just let myself out.

[–]prodigyx -2 points-1 points ago

Wow another post to /r/funny that is just a gif of a cat doing something stupid. Do you realize there are at least 3 subs dedicated to cats that would be much more appropriate? At least put "cat" in the title so all of us redditors that are sick of shitty content can have RES filter out these garbage posts for us.