Why vampires hate crucifixes. - Richard Pryor

SimilarImage · 2 months

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MrMojosDojo · 2 months

Couldn't say it better.

Hondo_Rondo · 2 months

Garlic isn't bullshit.

killuhkd · 2 months

Happy Repost Day everyone!

YKWDPM · 2 months

I don't know. The ones in Twilight seem pre--- is sick Strange, my body had some kind of violent reaction about implying there were vampires in Twilight.

bombmk · 2 months

Just imagine in 10 years time guys. Having been around from the start, my impression is that this is a problem that is exponential in nature. The ratio of new/repost is increasingly dwindling. In 10 years time new material will be completely drowned out by reposts.

I have no inclination to believe that the ratio of people capable of thinking "This is clearly not news from today. Maybe I should check if this was posted before" will move in a mitigating direction.

hflol · 2 months

Posted for the hundredth time.

zedsdeadbby · 2 months

Every time I see someone complaining about reposts.

ehurstmvp · 2 months

So sick of seeing this. Richard Pryor is hilarious. This joke is an awful joke.

TheKDM · 2 months

I actually like an explanation I heard that someone got from some work of fiction (don't remember what it was). It's not the "power of god" that makes the crucifix work. It's actually the power of the faith in the symbol - any symbol of unwavering faith is harmful to vampires. Doesn't matter if that faith is actually well placed.

Lostcory · 2 months

I want to upvote this, but its at 666

STUFF2o · 2 months

I was going to upvote this, but it was at 666.

Damnit, it's already higher. Looks like I'll have to upvote it anyways.

Snivescalibur · 2 months

Dear lord 666 karma......... Wait im atheist

The-Face-Of-Awkward · 2 months

Then why are they all over twilight? :p

Disgustipated2 · 2 months

This was funny the 13th time it was posted, 14th and its starting to get a little stale.

shinnmaster92 · 2 months

Why can this imagine not die and go to that big memebase in the sky already...

hat678 · 2 months

If you like Richard Pryor, you will probably get a kick out of Black Death , a bizarre spoof of 70s heavy metal and funk.

greenw40 · 2 months

This shows up on r/atheism almost weekly.

Lots42 · 2 months

How many times a week are we going to see this?

ivealreadyreddit10 · 1 month

Oh I get it! It's funny because this meme is stupid! You guys should stop making fun of other religions, being jerks doesn't make you right.

squigs · 2 months

Having seen this far too many times, I'm starting to wonder whether it was actually funny in the first place.

There's no reason really to connect it to Vampires. Nothing in Vampire lore suggests anything about "bullshit" either literally or figuratively. There's no cleverness or anything there. The entire joke seems to be that Christianity is bullshit.

DrEvyl666 · 2 months

Wow, I hadn't heard this quote before /sarcasm

LatexDude · 2 months

This quote is kind of silly - the crucifix represents the crucifixion of Jesus, something that is an undeniably proven historical fact, certainly not bullshit.

d_overclocked · 2 months

[–]MrMojosDojo : Couldn't say it better.

agree with u :)

AscendantJustice · 2 months

Scumbag Richard Pryor: Thinks religion is bullshit, Believes in Vampires


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