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[–]Belper34 8 points9 points ago

[–]MagnusTheGreat 3 points4 points ago

They had ruthless sex on the subway and then they both went their ways...I don't know the details, but now Robin is the mother.

[–]SissyNat 7 points8 points ago

...Now kiss!

[–]missC08 7 points8 points ago

Is this TTC? I never see shit like this!

[–]twistedstarr 5 points6 points ago

It sure looks like the TTC...

[–]shankeith 2 points3 points ago

came into the comments section to ask this, i never see anything like this happen on the TTC

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I saw plenty of this the weekend TCAF was on. The best was seeing Deadpool walking down Queen carrying four double-doubles.

[–]SeniorHuevos 0 points1 point ago

ugly red seats? check. ugly yellow doors? check. cosplay? check.

[–]Garmose 3 points4 points ago

Is that Toronto Batman coming face to face with Toronto Darth Vader? Did an epic battle ensue?! Details, eqao, details!

[–]J3ff009 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit! Everyone off the subway NOW!!!

[–]syntheticrhythm 1 point2 points ago

Those capes are going to really restrict their dance off.

[–]ZellnuuEon 3 points4 points ago

Batman would win... if he had time to plan.

[–]asimovfan1 2 points3 points ago

I guess if he had long enough to 'plan' his way through Jedi training. It's gonna be tough to batarang a guy who can deflect lasers with his hand and can force choke you through a conference call.

[–]nomogoodnames -2 points-1 points ago

I've always wondered, what would happen if the stormtroopers just used shotguns with a wide spread when they shot at jedi? the lasers would still be lethal AND they wouldn't lose range, but no, we have to use a weapon that they can BLOCK.

[–]asimovfan1 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing they would just dodge at that point. Lasers should theoretically move faster than buckshot, plus if they are shooting with even a heavy load (pfttpfptt) they would have to be pretty close to do fatal damage. If they use slugs I guess the Jedi could still block those, so I'm not sure it would help to use shotguns.

Interesting thought though...

[–]Chairman_Wong 2 points3 points ago

I think he meant laser shotguns.

[–]asimovfan1 0 points1 point ago

Now THAT would put a damper on a Jedi's day.

[–]Nivlac024 1 point2 points ago

Vader wins hands down. I don't want any batman APOLOGISTS to come in here and tell me different........*looks around

[–]coldcupofjoe 4 points5 points ago

Seriously, Batman has martial arts training and inferior tech.

Vader has the force, jedi training, and a friggen' lightsaber. He may be half a man but he's still a badass. (after he outgrew his whiny phase)

[–]splintersmaster 1 point2 points ago

The dork side of subway. Ftfy

[–]Slave1138 0 points1 point ago

Normal for the subway.

[–]random24 0 points1 point ago

I Spy with my little eye a camera on the left.

[–]Quietbetrayal 0 points1 point ago

This isn't a sandwich store at all!

[–]EryDamnTime 0 points1 point ago

its definitely the ttc and darth vader would win

[–]Razorray21 0 points1 point ago

AWWWW SHIT!! ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN! DARK KNIGHT VS. SITH LORD!!

[–]AxtionBastrd42 0 points1 point ago

Shit just got real!

[–]Balls2theW4ll 0 points1 point ago

"I'm not wearing hockey pads!"

"KSSSSSSH ....Neither am I PSSSSSSSSH"

[–]KayzeMSC 0 points1 point ago

Definitely thought you meant Subway, the restaurant.