My buddy posted this on my wall and the thing is, I don't doubt it.

metalcowhorse · 2 months

This is only incredibly old.

TwoShoe · 2 months

So it's been established that this is a repost and OP is a lying piece of shit.

But is it possible to buy that many loose condoms? I thought they were sold in boxes.

are595 · 2 months

WELCOME TO REPOST CITY: POPULATION CATS

CoyoteStark · 2 months

The last time I saw this post I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur!

pibroch · 2 months

Why would you "ask" for condoms anyway? Most drugstores sell them by the box, and you go get them yourself and take them to the checkout.

theshowlastnight · 2 months

Who the hell do you tell that you need condoms at the pharmacy?

They're on the shelf. You grab them. You're an idiot.

i_am_courtney_love · 2 months

I remember seeing a rage comic about this on here some time ago.

DolphinGirl1120 · 2 months

Your buddy? Mmmhhmmm

thefinalfall · 2 months

old joke is old. To the bottom with you

The_Proper_Sub · 2 months

/r/facepalm

Tea-in-bed13 · 2 months

That's slightly rapey...

Canners · 2 months

Sounds like 'somebody' wished he'd made it 53!

pano200 · 2 months

i thought he was casting... make it 52"

chingyduster · 2 months

Your buddy has a promising career as a Dane Cook wannabe.

wheres_the_clitoris · 2 months

Every so often I hear someone tell a story regarding condoms and a pharmacy which I've heard before, yet the person telling it claims it happened to them.

jenryanrj · 2 months

What a fucking stud

PederDag · 2 months

Do you want a bag with those?

No, she aint that ugly

saranonymous · 2 months

I looked her RIGHT IN HER EYE SOCKETS and I said..

takemyhand8270 · 2 months

loads of win!!!

aronskelk · 2 months

This would be better if he had looked at them, looked them up and down, and then said, "make it 51." just so they'd always wonder.

grantly0711 · 2 months

Poor guy. He's probably waited an entire year to repost this.

tommygunnzzz · 2 months

I know he didn't do that because this has posted before tons of times.

Catona · 2 months

This is stupid. What drugstore sells condoms that A. you have to ask for at a counter to receive, B. are sold in single increments requiring you to state how many you need when purchasing.

That's right, the answer is none. Except imaginary ones made up for a joke.

sittty · 2 months

...then he paid for his items, awkwardly smiled, and walked away without getting either of the two extra girl's numbers.

wellalrightythen · 2 months

Who cares if its a repost or if its not realistic.

Is nobody upset that we're supposed to be laughing about a guy who threatens girls with rape?

yadgohdnuorg · 2 months

The first time I read this joke, it was a Chad Ochocinco tweet

sweetmojaveraiin · 2 months

I do.

ZapActions-dower · 2 months

You can buy bulk amount of individual condoms?

Nickferd · 2 months

I get it! One for every week!

spunkyweazle · 2 months

Great, now when I try it I'll say the line first before turning around to 14 year-olds.

moderndayvigilante · 2 months

OP shafted us. Big difference of wall and newsfeed. I thought he saw his buddy post it so it showed up on his newsfeed. nope.

Kieklanta · 2 months

Wasn't this an advert at one point?

Edit: I should have said in the UK

GuitarGuru253 · 2 months

No no no, shoulda said "make it 51"

philhealy127 · 2 months

Saying "51" would have made it more interesting.

johnlhooker · 2 months

Three words: awesome!

SprangTyme · 2 months

Was he going to have sex with them individually? Why not save $2, buy 51 condoms, and just have a 3way? Pfft, inefficient.

ommtat · 2 months

how many eyes do you have to have to look two people in the eyes at the same time?

Hap_Hazard · 2 months

Why not just pick them up from the shelf?

loyalcitizen · 2 months

Because condoms are sold as singles and only available by asking for them from the pharmacist.

drunkenwaffle · 2 months

How to be a Karma whore: Copy an old repost. Make it your Facebook status. Screencap and upload to Reddit. INSTANT KARMA!!!!!!

ninjaman27 · 2 months

yay for reposts

anonymizzle · 2 months

I feel like I've redd this before

SassyMoron · 2 months

NO HE DIDN'T.

argh.

samlincoln · 2 months

Wow, there's probably some other reposts in that submission history.

VoodooRush · 2 months

I highly doubt it.

This is internet.
It has been posted everywhere hundred times.
Your buddy is a liar.

cc79 · 2 months

r/facepalm

[deleted] · 2 months

since when do you buy single condoms from the lady at the counter... 52 today 27 condoms tomorrow...my condoms come in a box and there's 12 of them if anyone giggles I ask them how'd you know she was so ugly?

schniggens · 2 months

I do, considering that it's really old.

cameron432 · 2 months

Man, I saw this on Memebase before I knew what reddit was. No he didn't.

Star-fox206 · 2 months

will ferrel tweeted this a couple months ago

GuessWho_O · 2 months

Ixept you doant ask ladies at the farm I see for condamns. U just... Go to the condamn sex-shin.

Loopyprawn · 2 months

I have never seen this before. I enjoyed seeing it. Have an upvote. Fuck the "repost!" twats.

Dubzil · 2 months

which internet site did he steal it from?

ab103630 · 2 months

So your friend used one of the oldest jokes on the Internet? Yeah, that seems plausible.

Lagato · 2 months

do you have 2 dicks...?

Palmuu · 2 months

"May 6" nice try though.

Emoboi425 · 2 months

Saw this in a rage comic a while back

powermojomojo · 2 months

False: Condoms dont come in packages of 52

dan92 · 2 months

I came here to make a clever comment but now I know the OP is a liar and completely undeserving of my wit.

BigSurprise · 2 months

He doesn't doubt it because his buddy is just that kind of dude. This is totes him.

armydog830 · 2 months

.....(sigh) this makes me wish there was a facepalm for reddit. You're friend is obviously lying. And hey look it says gullible on the ceiling.

Stranded_In_A_Desert · 2 months

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