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[–]metalcowhorse 465 points466 points ago

This is only incredibly old.

[–]achievable_chode44 260 points261 points ago

But.. his buddy posted it on his wall!

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 101 points102 points ago

...People can post Facebook statuses that aren't true...?

[–]HigherFive 99 points100 points ago

You really think someone would do that?

Post that overused picture as a response to your post?

[–]OfGodsandMan 25 points26 points ago

"it looks like he's staring right int-"

WE KNOW.

[–]TheoQ99 5 points6 points ago

[–]Zalbu 4 points5 points ago

[–]Airazz 25 points26 points ago

[–]schwerpunk 5 points6 points ago

Better.

[–]toomuchtime11 15 points16 points ago

Buster* FTFY

[–]CitizenPremier 19 points20 points ago

You win the most predictable irony award!

[–]Zalbu 1 point2 points ago

Neat! Where do I collect my trophy?

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 4 points5 points ago

Just give me your bank account details and I'll have it sent right to you!

[–]sigma722 0 points1 point ago

And someone mentioned something about a check?

[–]Worst_Lurker -1 points0 points ago

"predictable irony"

twitch

[–]boxedlogic 0 points1 point ago

Do you realize what you've done!?

[–]metalcowhorse 2 points3 points ago

Oh man this guys right! I apologize, I must be thinking of a totally different story, if it's on facebook it just couldn't have been on reddit before!

[–]vintermann 1 point2 points ago

On 6. of May, no less!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Airazz 2 points3 points ago

Don't EVER link to funnyjunk. Like, literally.

Linking to anything they have is simply impossible, all links redirect back to their front page.

[–]Vaknor 2 points3 points ago

Funnyjunk has actually moved down the chain, they now get everything from 9gag.

[–]antring 1 point2 points ago

So you actually visit both places regularly then?

[–]Vaknor -3 points-2 points ago

No, I know people who do though. Cretins.

[–]hcgator 2 points3 points ago

Suuuuuuuuure you do.

[–]Binsky89 35 points36 points ago

He probably found it after it trickled down to stumbledupon

[–]nomogoodnames 0 points1 point ago

He probably found it on a forum

[–]Gromitt42 7 points8 points ago

This is so old it predates Casti Connubii

[–]ThaUniversal 6 points7 points ago

Oh man, thank you. I hate people who repost this shit.

[–]immadgottadownvote 5 points6 points ago

Wait, who cares?

[–]Violent-Penis-Haikus 2 points3 points ago

Man in pharmacy,
clutching his bloody stabbed groin.
He supplied repost.

[–]JackAceHole 1 point2 points ago

This repost is bad...

And OP should feel bad.

[–]iskiran 1 point2 points ago

So is your comment.

[–]hatesyourscript 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. I was just coming here to say that.

[–]rawrc 0 points1 point ago

Also, where do you have to ask the pharmacist for condoms?

[–]shadowomega13 -1 points0 points ago

Boo hoo it's old. It's a repost.
I haven't seen it before. There will always be someone who hasn't seen it before. Shut up and let people post stuff.

[–]TwoShoe 55 points56 points ago

So it's been established that this is a repost and OP is a lying piece of shit.

But is it possible to buy that many loose condoms? I thought they were sold in boxes.

[–]caseyjhol 70 points71 points ago

If your condom is loose, you've got bigger problems.

Edit: Or...smaller problems?

[–]theprodigy77 8 points9 points ago

A small, expensive problem

[–]AzMoo 4 points5 points ago

A problem that grows larger by the day.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

He's right actually.

[–]squeegep 12 points13 points ago

And who goes to the counter to ask for condoms? They're kept on the shop floor

[–]zeppelinfromled 1 point2 points ago

Not always. Many stores keep them behind the counter.

[–]Nightmathzombie 4 points5 points ago

That's how fuckin OLD it is....

[–]are595 152 points153 points ago

WELCOME TO REPOST CITY: POPULATION CATS

[–]dingobaby28 0 points1 point ago

I saw all of this while I'm high and those cats made me hungry for cat.

[–]CoyoteStark 128 points129 points ago

The last time I saw this post I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur!

[–]achievable_chode44 32 points33 points ago

YOU DON'T SAY THAT

[–]nerds-fuck-adaquetly 10 points11 points ago

But he said a mean thing first.

[–]TGibson810 8 points9 points ago

Who's the curly headed fuck?

[–]bkow 0 points1 point ago

We'll just put up with the retard for now?

[–]CookieDoughCooter 3 points4 points ago

Oh god

I am dry heaving

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Tell your boyfriend to lube it up.

[–]GunHungLo 0 points1 point ago

....and broke my stone underwear!!!

[–]prshown -2 points-1 points ago

wet hot american summer!

[–]shit_reddit_says -5 points-4 points ago

What a horrible, horrible, utterly horrible movie.

[–]Mechanikore -3 points-2 points ago

I have friends who swear by it. I just don't see the allure.

[–]SektorGates -2 points-1 points ago

[–]pibroch 15 points16 points ago

Why would you "ask" for condoms anyway? Most drugstores sell them by the box, and you go get them yourself and take them to the checkout.

[–]acharmedmatrix 36 points37 points ago

Because the made up joke doesn't work that way

[–]zeppelinfromled 2 points3 points ago

There are plenty of stores that I go to where they keep the condoms behind the counter.

[–]theshowlastnight 4 points5 points ago

Who the hell do you tell that you need condoms at the pharmacy?

They're on the shelf. You grab them. You're an idiot.

[–]MrJay235 0 points1 point ago

Usually, yes. At the pharmacy my grandparents use, they recently (past year or two) moved the condoms to behind the shelf.

[–]i_am_courtney_love 23 points24 points ago

I remember seeing a rage comic about this on here some time ago.

[–]foundmyownhorn 23 points24 points ago

before or after you killed him?

[–]IamPanda31 9 points10 points ago

I can't tell if you're being downvoted by Nirvana fans or people that just didn't get the joke...

[–]DolphinGirl1120 19 points20 points ago

Your buddy? Mmmhhmmm

[–]SlutBuster 38 points39 points ago

His buddy's name is 9gag.

[–]moderndayvigilante 1 point2 points ago

ehh 9gag is cool guy

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip 7 points8 points ago

eh fights 4chan and doesnt afraid of anything

[–]MrJay235 -1 points0 points ago

That horrible child porn site that hacks websites for no reason?

[–]illumin8or 1 point2 points ago

Yes. That's the one. It's full of pedophiles pretending to be obnoxious 13-year-old kids

[–]thefinalfall 16 points17 points ago

old joke is old. To the bottom with you

[–]cltaylo6 0 points1 point ago

Yet here it is..close to the front page

[–]The_Proper_Sub 2 points3 points ago

[–]Tea-in-bed13 2 points3 points ago

That's slightly rapey...

[–]wellalrightythen 0 points1 point ago

Yep. I don't see how this is humorous at all.

[–]Canners 6 points7 points ago

Sounds like 'somebody' wished he'd made it 53!

[–]pano200 1 point2 points ago

i thought he was casting... make it 52"

[–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

Your buddy has a promising career as a Dane Cook wannabe.

[–]wheres_the_clitoris 1 point2 points ago

Every so often I hear someone tell a story regarding condoms and a pharmacy which I've heard before, yet the person telling it claims it happened to them.

[–]jenryanrj 1 point2 points ago

What a fucking stud

[–]PederDag 1 point2 points ago

Do you want a bag with those?

No, she aint that ugly

[–]saranonymous 1 point2 points ago

I looked her RIGHT IN HER EYE SOCKETS and I said..

[–]takemyhand8270 1 point2 points ago

loads of win!!!

[–]aronskelk 3 points4 points ago

This would be better if he had looked at them, looked them up and down, and then said, "make it 51." just so they'd always wonder.

[–]grantly0711 2 points3 points ago

Poor guy. He's probably waited an entire year to repost this.

[–]tommygunnzzz 5 points6 points ago

I know he didn't do that because this has posted before tons of times.

[–]Catona 1 point2 points ago

This is stupid. What drugstore sells condoms that A. you have to ask for at a counter to receive, B. are sold in single increments requiring you to state how many you need when purchasing.

That's right, the answer is none. Except imaginary ones made up for a joke.

[–]Cendeu 0 points1 point ago

There are places where I live that you have to ask for condoms...

But the single thing is weird.

[–]sittty 1 point2 points ago

...then he paid for his items, awkwardly smiled, and walked away without getting either of the two extra girl's numbers.

[–]wellalrightythen 1 point2 points ago

Who cares if its a repost or if its not realistic.

Is nobody upset that we're supposed to be laughing about a guy who threatens girls with rape?

[–]yadgohdnuorg 1 point2 points ago

The first time I read this joke, it was a Chad Ochocinco tweet

[–]sweetmojaveraiin 0 points1 point ago

I do.

[–]ZapActions-dower 0 points1 point ago

You can buy bulk amount of individual condoms?

[–]Nickferd 0 points1 point ago

I get it! One for every week!

[–]spunkyweazle 0 points1 point ago

Great, now when I try it I'll say the line first before turning around to 14 year-olds.

[–]moderndayvigilante 0 points1 point ago

OP shafted us. Big difference of wall and newsfeed. I thought he saw his buddy post it so it showed up on his newsfeed. nope.

[–]Kieklanta 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this an advert at one point?

Edit: I should have said in the UK

[–]GuitarGuru253 0 points1 point ago

No no no, shoulda said "make it 51"

[–]philhealy127 0 points1 point ago

Saying "51" would have made it more interesting.

[–]johnlhooker 0 points1 point ago

Three words: awesome!

[–]SprangTyme 0 points1 point ago

Was he going to have sex with them individually? Why not save $2, buy 51 condoms, and just have a 3way? Pfft, inefficient.

[–]ommtat 0 points1 point ago

how many eyes do you have to have to look two people in the eyes at the same time?

[–]Hap_Hazard 0 points1 point ago

Why not just pick them up from the shelf?

[–]loyalcitizen 0 points1 point ago

Because condoms are sold as singles and only available by asking for them from the pharmacist.

[–]drunkenwaffle 0 points1 point ago

How to be a Karma whore: Copy an old repost. Make it your Facebook status. Screencap and upload to Reddit. INSTANT KARMA!!!!!!

[–]ninjaman27 0 points1 point ago

yay for reposts

[–]anonymizzle 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I've redd this before

[–]SassyMoron -1 points0 points ago

NO HE DIDN'T.

argh.

[–]samlincoln -4 points-3 points ago

Wow, there's probably some other reposts in that submission history.

[–]VoodooRush -1 points0 points ago

I highly doubt it.

  1. This is internet.
  2. It has been posted everywhere hundred times.
  3. Your buddy is a liar.

[–]cc79 -1 points0 points ago

r/facepalm

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

since when do you buy single condoms from the lady at the counter... 52 today 27 condoms tomorrow...my condoms come in a box and there's 12 of them if anyone giggles I ask them how'd you know she was so ugly?

[–]schniggens -1 points0 points ago

I do, considering that it's really old.

[–]cameron432 -1 points0 points ago

Man, I saw this on Memebase before I knew what reddit was. No he didn't.

[–]Star-fox206 -1 points0 points ago

will ferrel tweeted this a couple months ago

[–]GuessWho_O -1 points0 points ago

Ixept you doant ask ladies at the farm I see for condamns. U just... Go to the condamn sex-shin.

[–]Loopyprawn -2 points-1 points ago

I have never seen this before. I enjoyed seeing it. Have an upvote. Fuck the "repost!" twats.

[–]moderndayvigilante 2 points3 points ago

Yeah lying deserves an upvote

[–]Dubzil -2 points-1 points ago

which internet site did he steal it from?

[–]ab103630 -2 points-1 points ago

So your friend used one of the oldest jokes on the Internet? Yeah, that seems plausible.

[–]Lagato -1 points0 points ago

do you have 2 dicks...?

[–]Palmuu -1 points0 points ago

"May 6" nice try though.

[–]Emoboi425 -1 points0 points ago

Saw this in a rage comic a while back

[–]powermojomojo -4 points-3 points ago

False: Condoms dont come in packages of 52

[–]BigSurprise -2 points-1 points ago

He doesn't doubt it because his buddy is just that kind of dude. This is totes him.

[–]armydog830 -2 points-1 points ago

.....(sigh) this makes me wish there was a facepalm for reddit. You're friend is obviously lying. And hey look it says gullible on the ceiling.

[–]Stranded_In_A_Desert -3 points-2 points ago

Welcome to Faggotsville!

Population: OP