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[–]LordOfTheNorth 13 points14 points ago

Can not wait for the proper sequel

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2096672/

Its one of them movies that funny at any age.

[–]ralo90 7 points8 points ago

killer boots man!

[–]VarialHeelFlip 5 points6 points ago

Hey Flo is it? What's the Soup De Jour? It's the Soup of the Day. Mmm, that sounds great. I'll have that.

[–]nerdistheword1996 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, Flo.

[–]The_game_is_over 4 points5 points ago

Big Gulps huh? All right, well, see you later.

[–]anal_drip 6 points7 points ago

Repost from 1994.

[–]Athenadis 3 points4 points ago

1994, the year I learned sweater differences.

Also my favorite year of life up until that point, because of this movie.

[–]rdbd 3 points4 points ago

Give me that booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak...

[–]Teslanaut 2 points3 points ago

[–]control-alt-DEFEAT 0 points1 point ago

loved this movie growing up, thanks for the flashback

[–]control-alt-DEFEAT 2 points3 points ago

just when i thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like that..... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!!

[–]lbrewer 2 points3 points ago

Mary...I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy

[–]kwecl 5 points6 points ago

$375 Thou, you might wanna hang on to that one..

[–]mad_maxx17 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part in the whole movie is when Harry is driving the van and he is slapping himself to stay awake. If you look in the background Lloyd is bent over the chair scratching his butt. Hilarious.

[–]keshav108 1 point2 points ago

I recalled having read that Lloyd and Harry were gonna get together again for another movie.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I believe this was the first joke I've heard in my life.

[–]Labcoathipster 1 point2 points ago

By far my favorite line in the whole damn movie.

[–]ahreckon 0 points1 point ago

thanks for *ASKING

[–]twistedstarr 0 points1 point ago

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

[–]twistedstarr 0 points1 point ago

And of course:

Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!

Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?

Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

[–]NormSonOfAGunderson 0 points1 point ago

I haven't been on Reddit very long, but I don't understand why this post would get 2500+ up votes??? It's just pictures and quotes from a movie... A great movie, sure, but if I post the entire movie, will Reddit give me millions of up votes? There are a ton of funny lines in that movie.

[–]110110 0 points1 point ago

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

[–]golgiappartus -2 points-1 points ago

Why is this on the front page? It's just a line from a really popular movie

[–]Athenadis 8 points9 points ago

You answered your own question.

[–]JamSardine -1 points0 points ago

I shit you not, my aunt went out with that cop just before the movie was released.

[–]Drunk-N-Ugly 7 points8 points ago

Your aunt dated Harland Williams? I think if she did you would know his name and not refer to him as that cop.

[–]JamSardine -2 points-1 points ago

She did they have pictures together! It was when she lived in San Fran, I really don't know details

[–]ElegantWeapon 4 points5 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]JamSardine 0 points1 point ago

She lives a few hours away and she's very tech illiterate, sadly

[–]WrongPassword -1 points0 points ago

Oh great another post I've seen nearly everyday this month hooray.