Making a million copies

thisnotanagram · 6 months

"thank you so much from parking your"

better check the spelling before hitting "copy"

weightoftheworld · 6 months

I'll park my wank chariot wherever I please,

okmkz · 6 months

I do believe 'wank chariot' is going straight into my vocabulary.

zombiechimp · 6 months

A million copies isn't cool. You know what's cool? A BILLION copies.

Naphthos · 6 months

TIL People on reddit seem to have a lot of grievances when it comes to other people's parking.

Longington · 6 months

It annoys me that the 3rd,4th and 5th options in the final statement do not make sense

Vee_Vee · 6 months

how passive-aggressive of you

callupchuck · 6 months

This was probably made by someone in Great Britain.

jaksajak · 6 months

learnt

Scorp63 · 6 months

Oh, the usual "I'll leave this on your car, but I wouldn't dare tell you this in person" passive-aggressivism.

jbob2011 · 6 months

This is almost as douchey as a bad parking job

TheSemiTallest · 6 months

A million is probably too many for both financial and logistical reasons. I suggest removing between 1 and 3 zeros from your copy count.

fps_cliff · 6 months

I prefer You Park like an asshole they look a little nicer (pdf)

[deleted] · 6 months

Sounds awfully British. I say good sir, would you mind moving your wank chariot out of my thoroughfare?

no_more_jokes · 6 months

I actually spit up water at parking your "wank chariot" "like an abortion". I know people who say this are usually lying, but it actually happened.

WtfWhereAreMyClothes · 6 months

Lost it at "like an abortion" haha

ParanoiAMA · 6 months

Assuming you're printing on very thin 60 g/m2 A4 paper, and knowing there's exactly 16 A4 pages in a square meter, we're talking... 3750 kg of paper!

deityofchaos · 6 months

My attempt at a printable version.

PossiblyTrolling · 6 months

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/files/notice_1.pdf

MikeMinze · 6 months

Way better then those fake tickets people leave on cars.

Chubbstock · 6 months

I actually issue parking tickets now as part of my job. Feels good, man.

I'm also setting records in complaints for my department.

bigmeech · 6 months

why are people on reddit so butthurt over people parking? deal with it

blaheh · 6 months

under 'sincerely' there should only be one option: meddling cunt

cdcformatc · 6 months

I'd probably just check every box.

[deleted] · 6 months

Dickhead/shitbox/like an abortion/your head is stuck up your arse/go fuck yourself/a competent member of society.

Those are the only options I would ever use.

Fr0st_Byte · 6 months

PRINT

krispyKRAKEN · 6 months

Thank you so much from parking your:

I think that should say for instead of from

LaSteff · 6 months

I don't know exactly what it is about the sentence "Thank you so much for parking your wank chariot like an abortion" that tickles me so much but I'm crying laughing and I can't bring myself to explain to my mum why. Thank you Reddit. :)

andi052 · 6 months

Thank you so much. I need this tomorrow for the biggest douche on this planet.

Bad_Fruit · 6 months

Typo: Change 'from' to 'for'

acousticphan · 6 months

I think if you checked all of the really nice responses it would do more damage to their psyche than if you checked all the mean ones.

MrMustang · 6 months

My Attempt changed a few things and fixed grammatical errors.

Nightbane35 · 6 months

"Thank you so much FROM parking your..."

Savoir_Faire · 6 months

Storytime:

I moved into an apartment complex about two months ago. Two week later I bought a new car (Mercury Grand Marquis.)

Generally a good parker. I go to park a few days later in an empty stretch of about 15 parking spaces which I had never seen filled up before. Tired from work, I go into my apartment, not noticing that my car is slightly skewed and the back end is over the line (btw the Grand Marquis is a boat, I was still getting used to how big the car was)

Next day I wake up and go out to my car and notice that that parking lot had actually filled up, (but there were parking spaces like what, 60 feet away?) and I see a note on the hood, "Nice parking, ASSHOLE", curvy script, originating most likely from the blue VW bug parked next to me.

Note was completely asinine, insensitive, and showed that the person didn't even stop to give even the slightest benefit of a doubt to another person. In other words, they seemed like a douche - precisely what they thought I was. Personally, I don't find these stupid sorts of signs to be of any sort of value. That one in particular taught me very little, because I already am pretty conscious of how I park, mostly, and it made the person who wrote the note seem more the asshole than I. These messages just read as hormonal rants to those on the receiving end, and don't convey the "Hey, you're making an inconvenience to everyone else" message, which is what they're actually needing to convey

gwheese · 6 months

"Like an abortion" ???????????????

Permadrunkk · 6 months

This website has improved my parking and grammar skills more than any teacher ever could.

TURBOJUGGED · 6 months

So many grammatical errors. The grammar nazi in me wants to invade Poland after reading that.

Brownmagic012 · 6 months

Yeah as much as this does seem pretty practical to have a stack of in your car, there are a surprising amount of grammatical errors on here.

Tabdelineated · 6 months

Online document, for you reddit

mikemountain · 6 months

i'm always thrown off when i see "arse" and "fuck" around each other. pick a swearing-level and stick to it you gosh darn cunt

mtjess60 · 6 months

Why not just use this? http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

nareik55 · 6 months

I hate this passive aggressive BS. I took up 2 parking spots once to give me some room to change a flat tire. Went inside for 3 mins to grab something and I come back to a stupid note on my car telling me to park better. Don't leave stupid notes before you know the whole story. Or tell me to my face so i can tell you to fuck off.

/rant

isjustwrong · 6 months

for*

woyteck · 6 months

Make it self-adhesive with seal-like paper (the one that falls apart if someone tries to tear it off).

esheato · 6 months

FTFY

[deleted] · 6 months

Or you could not be a passive aggressive jerk.

supahmanv2 · 6 months

I was laughing, until:

Doesn't drive a boat on the road

For some reason, I completely freaking lost it there.

dugmartsch · 6 months

Why does parking make people so angry? I don't understand. Just park in the back of the lot and walk for 3 minutes.

I_Key_Cars · 6 months

Why?

Twitchannonsa · 6 months

Relevant

vile_doe_nuts · 6 months

wank chariot?! clever girl.

TheImmenseFence · 6 months

Wank Chariot, brillant... XD

Ninjakrew · 6 months

I really enjoy how there are nice options and then options that get worse farther down the list.

CrAzEd13 · 6 months

later

manualfocus · 6 months

Someone .pdf this. I can see the pixels.

gattofila · 6 months

I'm fond of the term "non-driver."

stokd · 6 months

No, Thank YOU so much for parking your wank chariot like an abortion!

edit Fuck. Now I can't stop laughing at 'wank chariot' and look like an idiot to the awkward girl I share an office with. Thanks a lot, internet.

wotutalkinabaaat · 6 months

Vocabulary identifies author as British.

jt2747 · 6 months

"Doesn't drive a boat on the road" was my favourite bit :)

gentleman_brown · 6 months

Regardless of my parking job, I might wait for the snarky little prick that put this on my car and make him eat it.

rubymatrix · 6 months

My biggest problem with these is that retarded people don't know what good parking looks like and they get handed out to cars parked perfectly fine.

I understand when someone parks their wank chariot like an abortion, but when the vehicle's in between the lines, stay your hand.

ultimamax · 6 months

Sometimes people aren't visibly handicapped, so watch out.

nemomnemosyne · 6 months

I'm glad they're check boxes and not multiple choice. Depending on the level of anger, I might require a wide array of details describing said anger.

Leadpipe · 6 months

Nothing will assure a man that he is the only sane person in the world, doomed to be surrounded by the crazy and incompetent, like putting him behind the wheel.

trampus1 · 6 months

Why? It's poorly done and unfunny. This is family friendly British humor, which is never any good. A Madlib would be much more efficient.

monkeyrocket · 6 months

You might wanna change "from" to "for" before you make a MILLION copies.

happytappin · 6 months

"for" parking your car...

rafash10n · 6 months

It seems like I'm the only one who clicked this expecting instructions on how to make a million copies.

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radio555 · 6 months

Dear Loser, [Chris]~~~~!!!!!

DangerMouseToby · 6 months

Why not save all that paper and bite the bullet and go tell the person off yourself face to face?

crazyhero · 6 months

I had a hard time bookmarking this from all the laughing.

LunaCumberbitch · 6 months

I want one for the dickheads who take up all the spaces at my fiancé's apartment building while going to the gym across the street. You are going to the gym, just park a little further away if there are no spaces and walk, it's not like they are against exercise!

realityisable · 6 months

CAN WE PLEASE GET THESE MAILED?

maikjames · 6 months

Thank you FROM parking your.

cyale4 · 6 months

Trumbull college!?

Mitz510 · 6 months

They spelled "ass" wrong.

spartanburger91 · 6 months

I'm going to get in so much trouble if they catch me ticketing cars on campus.

evolx10 · 6 months

junkeee999 · 6 months

I don't get stuff like this.

Does anyone really think the offending bad parker is going to be the least bit affected by these 'zingers'?

He or she probably is aware of the shitty parking job, and will likely just laugh this note off.

Belaires · 6 months

Hmm, where are you from? I saw there was a smug alert over Colorado and I just figured you were from the area.

DarthNihilus1 · 6 months

Greg uses all top responses, Steve uses all bottom responses.

Scottman121 · 6 months

I lost it at wank chariot.

thesandsoftime · 6 months

Wank chariot, vocabulary +1

fiascoqueen · 6 months

upvote for 'like an abortion'

didntVoteObama · 6 months

Somebody change "arse" to 'ass,' and i'm sold.

davismm85 · 6 months

upgrade to these http://i.imgur.com/eC9Zj.jpg

Tirodedef · 6 months

it needs "all above" for all categories!

Alistracious · 6 months

Might as well pre-check all the boxes.

BangkokPadang · 6 months

I love the idea here, but this entire page is so poorly put together that leaving it on someone's car in its current grammatical condition makes you the fool.

speakno_evil · 6 months

haha i'm using this

mattsprofile · 6 months

It's only funny if you put it on a perfectly parked car. Otherwise, you're just a dick.

Tourniquet · 6 months

check out http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

[deleted] · 6 months

I'll be saving and using these quite frequently now....huzzah for evil deeds

meeps_2665 · 6 months

This will come to great use due to the demographic of my city

BasedHipster · 6 months

http://youparklikeanasshole.com/

Fearlessjay · 6 months

Would it be wrong of me to check every one?

Pokey_Pants · 6 months

need to add tiny penis to it's difficult to park when

kinyon · 6 months

Grammatical error in section two: From should be for.

ChIck3n115 · 6 months

Made me think of this. Need more letters like this!

CanniHam · 6 months

Brilliant! I'm going to stand in the Haggen parking lot and hand out some judgement.

"fuck you very much sir, park elsewhere"

CheezeburgerTroll · 6 months

Don't make fun of my behemoth shitbox

Zeesh · 6 months

wohoo, found use for mah printer!

angrystuff · 6 months

The layout of this forum makes my brain hurt.

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