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Happy Diablo Day! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Adeptmetal 636 points637 points ago

Marry that woman.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

classic if it's his sister

[–]EthicalReasoning 11 points12 points ago

or his mom, she had him when she was 12

[–]meldorp 0 points1 point ago

wincest for sure

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    [–]thematt924 63 points64 points ago

    mother of god.... theres a keeper.

    [–]Randamba 32 points33 points ago

    Everybody agrees. http://i.imgur.com/1eIU0.jpg

    [–]nitneuq6 1 point2 points ago

    So, is it your sister or not?

    [–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago

    I have no idea what you're talking about.

    [–]nitneuq6 1 point2 points ago

    People think it is your sister.

    [–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago

    Weird. I am not OP. I have no relation to the person who posted the picture, or the girl in the picture.

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      [–]Jeager76 6 points7 points ago

      Reddit claims Prima nocte

      [–]sirchewi3 0 points1 point ago

      this was the only comment that made me lol

      [–][deleted] 99 points100 points ago

      I've dated a hot gamer chick before, they're not all they're cracked up to be.

      Yes hot, yes blowjobs while playing / raiding, yes they will trip over themselves to make you happy...all with a side of crazy and a dash of psycho, extra serving of neediness on the side.

      [–]gistak 32 points33 points ago

      Couldn't you just say that you dated a crazy girl?

      I dated a girl with brown hair once. They're not all they're cracked up to be. Etc.

      Anyway, are you sure this girl is a gamer? Maybe she's just supportive.

      [–]thenameismatthew 20 points21 points ago

      He could just say he dated a girl.

      [–]gslug 2 points3 points ago

      He could just say he dated a person.

      Edit: Not a bestiality joke, really.

      [–][deleted] ago

      [deleted]

      [–]dpops 164 points165 points ago

      Umm, don't date a gamer chick who is a horrible person? I think this applies to all dating, actually.

      [–]addisonclark 79 points80 points ago

      honestly, and who even says the girl in the photo is a gamer herself? i've made countless gaming related knick-knacks for boyfriends past but put in an FPS game, hand me the controller and watch me run around in circles, literally - with my rifle pointing at the sky. i can only tell three things from this photo: she bakes, she's hot and cares about her man.

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

      giggity?

      [–]Nohing 1 point2 points ago

      Wisdom right here.

      [–]DragonRaptor 0 points1 point ago

      Or it's his sister/cousin

      [–]addisonclark 1 point2 points ago

      still bakes. still hot. and obviously, still cares about her man-brother/cousin.

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        [–]Sapphire_Grace 29 points30 points ago

        I know. It's actually hilarious to see all the comments on here saying "gamer chicks aren't really that great." Sounds more like a universal dating rule to me... or do I sense jealousy?

        [–]Davek804 3 points4 points ago

        So long as you don't sense a universal jealousy I don't think you've said anything incorrect. If you sense a universal jealousy, you are exactly as bad as those you have judged.

        [–]cebarro 0 points1 point ago

        Driving a Ferrari really isn't that amazing.

        [–]sunnynook 3 points4 points ago

        My experiences are all that there is, therefore I'm god

        [–]decamonos 0 points1 point ago

        Turn off the damn light, I'm trying to sleep!

        [–]SkyNTP 1 point2 points ago

        The point is, no one is perfect.

        [–]dpops 0 points1 point ago

        I would say the description of the gamer girl in question suggests that she isn't merely human and imperfect, but that she neglects herself, her child, and her boyfriend while having little direction in life. Definitely not someone I would date.

        [–]dab2084 2 points3 points ago

        This. Being a "gamer chick" doesn't automatically make the girl awesome.

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          [–]rustid 19 points20 points ago

          Sounds like most gamer men.

          [–]Ausp3x 80 points81 points ago

          I read this like, "Oh... ohhh, ugh, eeew, ahhh... " just kept getting worse.

          [–]DoWhile 74 points75 points ago

          Plot twist: She's actually a dude.

          [–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 83 points84 points ago

          directed by J. Edgar Hoover

          [–]Iloldalot 1 point2 points ago

          Produced by the FBI

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            [–]im237 20 points21 points ago

            Plot twist: She's actually himself.

            [–]RyanRaygun 11 points12 points ago

            Which would explain the whole "no blowjobs ever" bit.

            [–]decamonos 5 points6 points ago

            Or... would it?

            [–]Adamulos 8 points9 points ago

            She's like us?

            [–]skbharman 65 points66 points ago

            One of my good buddies has a gamer boy boyfriend. He's one of the most useless human beings I know. He's not that attractive, he makes no money, doesn't cook or clean, pays no attention whatsoever to his child, has a lot of facial hair, an unattractive chest, and absolutely no social skills whatsoever. Supposedly he doesn't even go down on her.... ever.

            [–]thursdae 8 points9 points ago

            Sounds a bit like my ex-wife. I get home from a 10 hour graveyard labor shift, she's playing WoW as I walk through the door and ask her what she did while I worked. Cleaned for 15 minutes, spent 30 minutes with her online courses and then played WoW the rest of the day. Excellent. TBH the household could've used a second income.

            [–]neuromonkey 1 point2 points ago

            That sounds awesome.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

            that's pretty terrible. My friends thought i was out of my mind when i dumped mine, she drove a very nice sports car, and worked at a...company that gets some of the largest contracts in the world from the U.S. government...loaded. But yeah, i couldn't take it anymore

            [–]cwlsmith 16 points17 points ago

            AWHUDDUP LOCKHEED MARTIN!

            [–]todd375 1 point2 points ago

            Aziz Ansari in tha thread!

            [–]Arketan 10 points11 points ago

            you literally made her sound like an object there.

            [–]dayna-mite 3 points4 points ago

            However there are the exceptions.

            I am a gamer, and kind of a nerd. I am even half decent looking. I love to clean, I am a terrible cook, but I will try, I am awkward but I am pretty well done socially. I have a wonderful set of boobs if I do say so myself. I don't have dark facial hair, and if I get it I would pluck it.

            I defiantly give head, and I love sex.

            (although, I am a little crazy).

            [–]thursdae 13 points14 points ago

            Do you give head definitely? Or defiantly? Or definitely defiantly?

            You know. For science.

            [–]dayna-mite 5 points6 points ago

            I definitely give head defiantly.

            [–]profiteerer 6 points7 points ago

            I defiantly give head

            Well that's an interesting twist on the whole rape-play thing.

            [–]darkiye 0 points1 point ago

            Me too!

            Except I'm a man. Oops.

            [–]dayna-mite 0 points1 point ago

            You're my kinda woman ;)

            [–]FlyingPasta 0 points1 point ago

            My hopes have been raised.

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              [–]Laeryken 0 points1 point ago

              That was... extremely difficult to read

              [–]LittleBlarg 0 points1 point ago

              Good for your friend I guess? What are you trying to say?

              [–]swaymasterflash 0 points1 point ago

              But this chick looks hot, has no facial hair, has a great rack, and knows how to cook...

              [–]Hard_At_Work 0 points1 point ago

              You just described my ex. Mainly my ex because of the lack of head (once in 5 years with 34534 "rules"), the selfishness, the obesity and the extreme laziness.

              'why the fuck did I date her at all?'
              We played WoW together. That was it. Fooken waste of time.

              [–]Never_cites_sources 0 points1 point ago

              Careful. She sounds like a redditor.

              [–]sunnynook 3 points4 points ago

              Don't label them. Its just a girl who games and also happens to be crazy

              [–]anubus72 2 points3 points ago

              kind of like how you shouldn't marry a girl just because she has knowledge of a video game's existence? hmmmmm

              [–]this_barb 1 point2 points ago

              A gamer chick would be... cough playing Diablo 3 instead of baking a one-off cake.

              [–]fourhams 1 point2 points ago

              Yes, they are all the same. Beep boop.

              [–]SirDudeGuyFella 1 point2 points ago

              I consider myself lucky to be married to a very attractive, non-crazy, sci-fi loving super-smart woman who loves video games.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

              Sweet!

              [–]GoWithChristBrah 4 points5 points ago

              relevant username

              [–]yum2177 1 point2 points ago

              In my experience "a side of crazy and a dash of psycho" is quite an understatement, but you love them none the same. :)

              [–]nxtlvljumz 0 points1 point ago

              You seem to have mixed "none the less" and "all the same" and countered your own point.

              [–]One_of_Those_Guys 0 points1 point ago

              Why exactly are you assuming she plays games...?

              [–]Laeryken 0 points1 point ago

              Dude, everyone has issues. I'll take exactly this, plzkthx.

              [–]GinnyPoP 0 points1 point ago

              7 hours into Democracy and the people say, 399 to 88, MARRY THAT WOMAN.

              [–]SakiatoMakiato 0 points1 point ago

              Want to break up with crazy girlfriend Fucks like a crazy girlfriend

              [–]nitesiege 0 points1 point ago

              Agreed

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                [–]PedroElOzo 8 points9 points ago

                She looks like Angie Varona, no?

                [–]wild-tangent 4 points5 points ago

                She's beautiful, caring, observant of your likes and dislikes, and willing to make something special for you with a smile on her face. Treat her as well as she treats you, and I hope you two are happy for the rest of your lives together.

                Trust me, that's marriage material right there.

                [–]TheEdge7896 8 points9 points ago

                You marry her

                [–]notfreshprince 2 points3 points ago

                Marry her twice, one from me!

                [–]cloudguardian 0 points1 point ago

                Marry her hard.

                [–]robbyiballs 0 points1 point ago

                I don't understand this title. What does it have to do with the hot girl in the pink top?

                [–]Mercenary_304 0 points1 point ago

                That was my first thought. Second thought, eat that cake. Shit looks delicious.

                [–]hugodaboss 0 points1 point ago

                This

                [–]Unholy-Knight 0 points1 point ago

                Came for the cake, stayed for the tits

                [–]MusicalChairs 0 points1 point ago

                I like how no one has noticed that OP is the woman. All you have to do is look at her post history.

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                  [–]Hey_Its_That_One_Guy 138 points139 points ago

                  She has a very beautiful smile.

                  [–]JimmyJamesincorp 164 points165 points ago

                  And a nice rack.

                  [–]work0utn3rd 164 points165 points ago

                  AND MY AXE...o wait

                  [–]Hounmlayn 36 points37 points ago

                  I miss poorly timed gimly. It was always very sneakily timed.

                  [–]sirooni 0 points1 point ago

                  I feel you man. One of the better novelty accounts round these parts.

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                    [–]Smellmyhand 1 point2 points ago

                    Great set of personalities.

                    [–]centurijon 3 points4 points ago

                    I didn't realize until you posted this, and I went back and checked. You are correct.

                    [–]JimmyJamesincorp 4 points5 points ago

                    Glad to help.

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                      [–]Here_is_a_Down_Vote 59 points60 points ago

                      Should OP really marry his sister like everyone is saying?

                      [–]Hetrotetro 25 points26 points ago

                      INCEST IS BEST!

                      [–]GlItCh017 4 points5 points ago

                      Hard to disagree with lyrics such as thee.

                      [–]Hetrotetro 0 points1 point ago

                      I know right. Pity I don't have a suitable sibling.

                      [–]TerraPhane 0 points1 point ago

                      Wincest*

                      [–]ivan527 0 points1 point ago

                      Wincest

                      [–]USxMARINE 0 points1 point ago

                      When you need someone to molest, incest is the best.

                      My sister used to say that to me..

                      [–]thebigschnoz 0 points1 point ago

                      Why go down the street when you can go down the hall?

                      [–]Hetrotetro 0 points1 point ago

                      I knew someone would say that!

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                        [–]grundose 98 points99 points ago

                        Downvoted the first time, and god damnit i'll downvote it the second time as well.

                        [–]StallordD 5 points6 points ago

                        Seriously right? Either THIS poster saw this in his Facebook feed, or he is actually so shameless that he would repost an image POSTED ON THE SAME DAY.

                        [–]eandi 2 points3 points ago

                        It's not a repost in separate subreddits, don't be so quick to jump. We don't all subscribe to the /r/gaming cesspool.

                        [–]dermarr5 0 points1 point ago

                        I think it was posted on twitter fairly quickly after facebook.

                        [–]StallordD 0 points1 point ago

                        It doesn't matter in the end really. Just a dumb post.

                        [–]dermarr5 0 points1 point ago

                        We aren't in wtf? But I agree it was unnecessary.

                        [–]oldsoulhumor 71 points72 points ago

                        Guys...it's his sister

                        [–]centurijon 108 points109 points ago

                        So? As long as it's not my sister IDGAF

                        [–]cwlsmith 17 points18 points ago

                        Damn. True story.

                        [–]alienangel2 1 point2 points ago

                        What do you have against your sister? >=O

                        I like your sister :(

                        [–]MrYaah 21 points22 points ago

                        The Targaryens have wed brothers and sisters for 300 years to keep the bloodline pure.

                        [–]jakelovesguitar 1 point2 points ago

                        Hodor.

                        [–]Evanz111 11 points12 points ago

                        It's not his sister. The owner of the photo (Not the OP) posted the picture on his twitter and confirmed it's his girlfriend. One of his followers posted it on Reddit.

                        [–]BioSharkz 2 points3 points ago

                        Let me wife her

                        [–]jiggle_the_handle 0 points1 point ago

                        who whores out their sister for karma?

                        [–]philhealy127 0 points1 point ago

                        How do we know?

                        [–]andrewsmith1986 50 points51 points ago

                        This thread is about to be why we can't have nice things.

                        [–]Seamroy 10 points11 points ago

                        1 Hour later: Confirmed.

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                          [–]azajay 222 points223 points ago

                          Holy shit you're fucking pathetic reddit. You guys are seriously some of the creepiest mother fuckers I've ever seen.

                          Jesus rollerblading christ.

                          [–]SonicSlice 60 points61 points ago

                          Jesus rollerblading christ.

                          Where is Shitty watercolour guy when you need him?

                          [–]gp0 12 points13 points ago

                          Why, you have no shitty watercolour imagination of your own?

                          [–]SonicSlice 14 points15 points ago

                          I am not the hero that this artform deserves.

                          EDIT: And I have no watercolour supplies

                          [–]roflz 23 points24 points ago

                          With one googling, I discovered this is an Oatmeal reference

                          [–]nxtlvljumz 1 point2 points ago

                          Things existed in the real world before the internet, let us not forget.

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                            [–]DerangedGecko 0 points1 point ago

                            Or that lego guy?

                            [–]Ron_Mahogany 66 points67 points ago

                            What's creepier? Us calling it as we see it.. or the OP posting pics like that where they know it will get a reaction because of boobs?

                            [–]SirSandGoblin 31 points32 points ago

                            its her own fault for having boobs!

                            [–]Scronce 23 points24 points ago

                            Kill her! Kill the Boob witch!

                            [–]USxMARINE 13 points14 points ago

                            Spare the boobs!

                            [–]hypmoden 3 points4 points ago

                            mmmmm.... boobwhich

                            [–]Scronce 0 points1 point ago

                            whichboob?

                            [–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

                            That implies that the girl that posted this was only posting it because the girl's boobs.

                            We do not know their intention.

                            [–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 17 points18 points ago

                            Oh they know.

                            They know.

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                                [–]roflz 17 points18 points ago

                                Jesus rollerblading christ

                                I'm going to be saying this in the future.

                                [–]Kikigaki 0 points1 point ago

                                The Oatmeal...

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                                  [–]urandomdude 4 points5 points ago

                                  I always read the comments in this sort of posts because I can't stop laughing. Not in a condescending way. I genuinely find really funny that random guys just go ahead and type on their computers that they'd remorselessly date-rape people they've never met. The concept is so hilarious!

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                                    [–]that_guy82 18 points19 points ago

                                    some guys have all the luck

                                    [–]zygntwin 4 points5 points ago

                                    ...Some guys have all the pain...

                                    [–]kresblain 1 point2 points ago

                                    ...Some guys get all the breaks...

                                    [–]smmfdyb 2 points3 points ago

                                    ...Some guys do nothing but cocaine complain...

                                    [–]ChastityPanda 3 points4 points ago

                                    But before you play MOVE THAT DAMN FRIDGE!

                                    [–]bigjohn426 0 points1 point ago

                                    The only reason I came here was to look for help moving that fridge.

                                    [–]EatDatSheeet 3 points4 points ago

                                    and he spent the whole night waiting for servers to work .....

                                    [–]leadrain86 4 points5 points ago

                                    I'm not even going to say all girls are crazy...all human kind is crazy these days. But if you can find a girl who will make you a fucking cake when your favorite game comes out....ffs you better treat her right. So far mine all just bitch at me when a new game comes out.

                                    [–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

                                    Boobs? Cake? Diablo? To the front page with you.

                                    [–]fromtheashes87 9 points10 points ago

                                    Wait my names Ryan. IS THIS FOR ME?! :D

                                    [–]ryanh_650 1 point2 points ago

                                    I thought it was for me.

                                    [–]USxMARINE 1 point2 points ago

                                    .....Yes.

                                    [–]ChawnVeelson 0 points1 point ago

                                    Not until you move that god damn refrigerator.

                                    EH? EH? GUIYS AM I DOIN DIS RITE?

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                                      [–]mattloch666 2 points3 points ago

                                      Hey Ryan. Yeah you, Ryan. I'm a little jealous. Not of your girl. I got a sweet, adorable little love of my own. But she doesn't make me a fucking cake when my favorite game comes out. Fuck

                                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

                                      Everybody else sees boobs. I see one hell of a well-designed cake

                                      [–]DarnLemons 9 points10 points ago

                                      I like to look at photos like this, Think, "If some fat greasy guy were doing the same thing shown in this photo, would it get upvoted?" Then act accordingly.

                                      [–]Hetrotetro 4 points5 points ago

                                      I would always upvote cake, fuck your internet steriotypes!

                                      [–]Seamroy 10 points11 points ago

                                      The fuck is wrong with people on reddit? You're on the internet fellas, we know you've seen breasts before if you actually wanted to.

                                      [–]vinniS 25 points26 points ago

                                      get ready for inappropriate comments in 3....2.....1....

                                      [–]SourCreamWater 7 points8 points ago

                                      Get ready for the above comment in 3....2....predictable.

                                      [–]Ron_Mahogany 23 points24 points ago

                                      focal point of picture = boobs

                                      [–]mitt-romney 12 points13 points ago

                                      ಠ_ಠ

                                      This is not your cake.

                                      For for shame OP. Don't steal things.

                                      [–]Scorp63 2 points3 points ago

                                      OP Never said it was he/she made the cake.

                                      [–]LeonHRodriguez 6 points7 points ago

                                      http://i.imgur.com/i1WBi.gif

                                      [–]Slashbackred 4 points5 points ago

                                      I hope Ryan is your brother.

                                      [–]Dottn 1 point2 points ago

                                      The fabulous union of pics and WTF.

                                      [–]mkul316 1 point2 points ago

                                      At least he has a cake, since he doesn't have a game he can play.

                                      [–]BaconCat 1 point2 points ago

                                      What, are you just going to leave those zucchinis in the pot all night? What are we, fucking animals?

                                      [–]dontgogreen 1 point2 points ago

                                      are you gonna make another cake for the day when the servers are actually working and people can play diablo? because that day is most certainly not today.

                                      [–]jonnybreakbeat 1 point2 points ago

                                      Can't eat it- too busy playing.

                                      [–]SeabgfKirby 1 point2 points ago

                                      I'm still trying to figure out how the Diablo decoration looks flawless but the writing looks like a kindergartener did it.

                                      [–]wild-tangent 1 point2 points ago

                                      Forget the boobs or the smile. It's her personality, the way she went out of her way to do something nice and make it about something he cared about... lord I've never had that from a girlfriend before. God, I need to re-examine the relationships I've been in.

                                      [–]NoRaptors 1 point2 points ago

                                      Something about her expression says "please don't spend the next week playing that sodding game. Please don't forget I exist. Please give me some approval and attention and care. Please?"

                                      [–]tylerherpden 1 point2 points ago

                                      Well..you know, I bought the game for my boyfriend, that counts for something right?

                                      [–]srslol 1 point2 points ago

                                      hope you bought a ring...

                                      [–]kingping44 1 point2 points ago

                                      Holy crap! I wish my girlfriend was that awesome! If that is his girlfriend...

                                      [–]burritobandito 23 points24 points ago

                                      Really? You're going to play diablo? I would never stop fucking her long enough to play video games again.

                                      [–]ORYG1N 24 points25 points ago

                                      You say that now. Once you actually have a hot girlfriend, the "fuck-all-day" mentality slowly withers away.

                                      Behind every hot girl is a man that is sick of putting up with her shit. Trust me...

                                      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

                                      SRS is gonna have a blast with this one.

                                      you can hear them coming... drums... drums in the deep..

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                                      [–]miami_highlife 1 point2 points ago

                                      I think you found the solution to all their crankiness... a good lay.

                                      [–]Demmitri 1 point2 points ago

                                      I got that Alfie!

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                                        [–]andrewsmith1986 106 points107 points ago

                                        Not everyone is that desperate for sex.

                                        [–]Its_Frosty 0 points1 point ago

                                        AndrewSmith1986 getting DOWNVOTED?! What is Reddit coming to!?

                                        [–]andrewsmith1986 15 points16 points ago

                                        Happens every day.

                                        It's just karma.

                                        [–]Probablythefirst 0 points1 point ago

                                        Just like you're getting downvoted.

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                                          [–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

                                          Some people just like it a lot.

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                                            [–]Laeryken 0 points1 point ago

                                            There's time in the day for both. Are you a neanderthal?

                                            [–]burritobandito 0 points1 point ago

                                            yes

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                                              [–]safetypockets 1 point2 points ago

                                              She looks very smart.

                                              [–]roodypoo926 5 points6 points ago

                                              I feel like your gf/sister/wife/whoever is an upgraded version of Kristin Stewart.

                                              [–]ibankai 4 points5 points ago

                                              Cut me a slice of that cake

                                              [–]Archemorus 1 point2 points ago

                                              Well... Look at the top commenter on this photo.

                                              Yup, That's her.

                                              edit: link doesn't work, cross linking here http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/tofos/lucky_lucky_man/

                                              [–]Trollstank 2 points3 points ago

                                              Fuck the cake, I'm burying my face in those tits.

                                              [–]Sylamatek 1 point2 points ago

                                              Honestly, she's one of the prettiest girls I've seen in quite some time. Those eyes and that smile just light up the room. What a genuinely attractive girl. Super cute.

                                              And those tits are nice too

                                              -Sy

                                              [–]lnickelly 0 points1 point ago

                                              why did i see this picture further up on the front page just zoomed in to cut out the name ryan? if this is indeed your original post, i hoped you ate cake>nailed girlfriend>played diablo

                                              [–]thyssyk 0 points1 point ago

                                              Want

                                              [–]francisbegbie1 0 points1 point ago

                                              dafuq does he need diablo for? she's game enough.

                                              [–]roflsyrup 0 points1 point ago

                                              What a strange-looking human.

                                              [–]bLa07 0 points1 point ago

                                              :O

                                              [–]bigroncoleman 0 points1 point ago

                                              she looks vapid.

                                              [–]Lance_Pharmstrong 0 points1 point ago

                                              At least this nerd had "something to do" while battle.net was down for the majority of the day.

                                              [–]FCEEVIPER 0 points1 point ago

                                              A VERY happy Bday with that hottie!

                                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                              Wife her now.

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