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[–]batmarm 28 points29 points ago

Trailer for the lazy

[–]Bananarine 18 points19 points ago

It looks a little better than I thought it would.

[–]SenatorStuartSmalley 3 points4 points ago

Someone's been playing too much CoD.

[–]YourGamerMom 9 points10 points ago

Their target audience is someone who's been playing too much call of duty.

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

What is that movie poster font btw? Seems to be everywhere

[–]helgihermadur 0 points1 point ago

I know a similar font, Destruccion.

[–]ExTex 2 points3 points ago

Torrent? You don's really think folks would pay for a copy. I got burned, buying "Thankskilling". Never again.

EDIT: never mind...I got it. Actually, the trailer's not that bad...

[–]autochthonous 2 points3 points ago

Thankskilling was TERRIBLE. One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Osombie isn't actually that bad.

[–]ExTex 1 point2 points ago

Have you checked out "Rubber"?

[–]autochthonous 0 points1 point ago

I liked Rubber. Quentin Depieux (sp?) is interesting.

[–]JakeTheHawk 1 point2 points ago

I loved it because it was so terrible. That being said, did you know they're making a sequel?

[–]autochthonous 0 points1 point ago

Really? shudder

[–]autochthonous 38 points39 points ago

Heh. My company holds the rights to this.

[–]helgihermadur 12 points13 points ago

Do an AMA. Now.

[–]autochthonous 8 points9 points ago

Yeah... I can talk to the director. He can do an AMA.

[–]Wittyfish 4 points5 points ago

Please?

[–]autochthonous 0 points1 point ago

I'll see what I can do. I have a closer relationship with the producers, but maybe we can set something up.

[–]Gortos 12 points13 points ago

Go on. That's an order.

[–]PassageBird 9 points10 points ago

OP will surely deliver.

[–]autochthonous 2 points3 points ago

Go on? What do you want to know?

[–]Axel_McFly 3 points4 points ago

Why.

[–]autochthonous 4 points5 points ago

Because it sells.

[–]Legion299 0 points1 point ago

Americans loves guns, loves killing zombies, love seeing bad guys go down (twice) and loves those explosions! no surprise.

[–]Gortos 0 points1 point ago

How well.

[–]autochthonous 0 points1 point ago

That is still up in the air. But it's already made back the budget plus some. Everything after this is gravy.

[–]justmerriwether 0 points1 point ago

can you send me a complimentary copy?? for science.

[–]autochthonous 0 points1 point ago

Hah. You're funny.

...

And no.

[–]Seriou 3 points4 points ago

Because becoming a zombie in a terrible movie is the ultimate insult.

[–]REDDIT- 1 point2 points ago

Highland Film Group?

[–]Bootleg_Fireworks 4 points5 points ago

Redditor for a month? How the fuck was this name available for such a long time?

[–]R3DDIT- 10 points11 points ago

It's not hard when you're creative with the characters.

[–]Bootleg_Fireworks 1 point2 points ago

Oh come on guys...

[–]autochthonous 1 point2 points ago

Yeah.

[–]WUSSUPMONKEY 11 points12 points ago

my friend is actually one of the zombies in this movie

[–]ENKC 12 points13 points ago

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–]dumbasswaiter 5 points6 points ago

Don't you mean ' lots'?

[–]Legion299 0 points1 point ago

oh my fucking god thank you for making me clean my monitor that is stained with coffee

[–]AncestralTuna 6 points7 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]WUSSUPMONKEY 7 points8 points ago

he maybe in the credits his name is cameron baker

[–]IamSchmoo 10 points11 points ago

He maybe what in the credits?

[–]koogoro1 1 point2 points ago

He maybe accidentally.

[–]Cupcake_in_Acid -2 points-1 points ago

It's our version of 4chan's "I accidentally".

[–]DavousRex 9 points10 points ago

Sigh.

Now I have to watch it.

[–]ILikePieAGoodDeal 7 points8 points ago

God Bless America.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

That Bobcat makes one sweet movie...

[–]Sancakes 5 points6 points ago

we received copies of this at work. Will sell well in scotland

[–]helgihermadur 9 points10 points ago

My friend Will is in prostitution.
Will Will sell well in Scotland?

[–]Bootleg_Fireworks 4 points5 points ago

Prostitutes in Scotland tend to stand next to wells, in order to be recognized. So Will will sell well next to a well. No well, no way.

[–]EnriqueTSB 2 points3 points ago

So what you're saying is that the well will make Will sell well in Scotland?

[–]Bootleg_Fireworks 0 points1 point ago

Well, yes.

[–]rassilons 1 point2 points ago

Where did you find this? I must get this for my next bad movie night.

[–]EpicJ 1 point2 points ago

There are actually worse movies than this like Pot Zombies for example.

[–]akatherder 1 point2 points ago

There are so... so many terrible zombie (and generic horror) movies. They must be cheap to produce and distribute.

[–]flytaggart1 1 point2 points ago

The trailer makes it look great haha.

[–]IainStanford 1 point2 points ago

Any one in the UK...Tesco is selling it.

I actually think it might be selling ok as well :|

[–]MegaSuperAwesome1214 1 point2 points ago

So is Boy Eats Girl. Believe me, the title is misleading.

[–]Gortos 1 point2 points ago

Zombies and terrorists, two times acceptable to kill in a movie. Now if they had also been German communists...

[–]Lunatcharsky 1 point2 points ago

This actually looks a lot more entertaining than many other movies these days.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 1 point2 points ago

Alarmingly enough, not produced by Asylum.

[–]Mechanikore 0 points1 point ago

That would imply there's a higher profile Osama Bin Zombie movie out there.

[–]IAmAtomato 2 points3 points ago

OP, you better have bought that shit.. For science.

[–]onepoint21jiggawatts 0 points1 point ago

just watched it earlier this afternoon, lols were had.

[–]LaTeXia 0 points1 point ago

Sounds craptastic.

[–]motu147 0 points1 point ago

Please, God, tell me this is on Netflix instant...

[–]CARoth 0 points1 point ago

So...he's like Jesus or something?

[–]seianat 0 points1 point ago

MAINSTAYPRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They made a hunger games second quater quell and HUFF HUFF ARE THE BEST EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[–]mrpti 0 points1 point ago

this reminds me of one thing and one thing only. Cleaver.

[–]ELDERPE 0 points1 point ago

Redbox?

[–]bzapp 0 points1 point ago

Hell yes it does!

[–]derpadope 0 points1 point ago

'MURICA!!

[–]Hagane17 0 points1 point ago

The Axis of Evil dead

So help me god if Ash Williams isn't in this movie....

[–]FF-Syk 0 points1 point ago

Oh my God, it does exist!

[–]SlumLordJake 0 points1 point ago

So is this another country making America look like jackasses, or did we do this ourselves?

[–]autochthonous 1 point2 points ago

Made in America.

[–]i_like_to_read 0 points1 point ago

Does the tag line not give away the ending?

[–]bowtieflyer 0 points1 point ago

This was gonna be my next post, you beat me this time sonic wafflez

[–]ReDoxiD3 0 points1 point ago

Just saying, the top left of the cover looks like a penis. :P

[–]Soccerfan4 0 points1 point ago

I can't imagine this being worse than Speed 2: Cruise Control...

[–]ninfan200[!] 0 points1 point ago

That actually looks like a pretty cool movie, I wonder if it's on Netflix (Canada version) yet?

[–]rockPaperWoolies 0 points1 point ago

This, I can believe. Now, rule 34 on the other hand . . .

[–]tjb0607 0 points1 point ago

I'll just wait for it to air on the History channel to see it.

[–]cpstarkiller 0 points1 point ago

[–]Cynicsdelight 0 points1 point ago

its a shame vin diesel didnt star in this movie

[–]shroominator 0 points1 point ago

Wow, Oscar worthy for sure.

[–]rome_burns_again 0 points1 point ago

The fucked up thing is, I registered www.ozombiebinladen.com the day after he was killed because I was going to make a comic strip based on this idea...fuckers beat me to it. To be fair, I had a whole year already...

[–]swat_totter87 0 points1 point ago

finally...

[–]Macorian 0 points1 point ago

they finally released it?! Must buy!

[–]Cladeator2 0 points1 point ago

This is just stupid I like zombie movies and explosions but the guy who made this should burn. I hate American stereo types

[–]SirNoName 0 points1 point ago

....unfortunately not on my DVD shelf.
FinishedTFY

[–]peace_off -1 points0 points ago

Well some people think he is Antichrist, and if Christ got to come back to life, so should he, right?

[–]Lwhoop -1 points0 points ago

I saw this thing in Asda today and said to my friend, "what the fuck?!" When did this freak show get released?

[–]YipYip_Oppa -1 points0 points ago

Damn.. you beat me to it.

[–]spacewonk -1 points0 points ago

How is it that when I try to post the trailer for this months ago.... gripe.

[–]Buddha1231 -3 points-2 points ago

You know whats worse? Zombie Strippers, staring Jenna Jameson

[–]ProbeIke[!] -1 points0 points ago

Oh it's real. Trailer is here.

[–]Chickenzrck -1 points0 points ago