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[–]walterqxy 17 points18 points ago

you have to rub their face in it or they'll never learn

[–]PublicUrinator 1 point2 points ago

Oh man I was so excited to post that same comment and watch the angry parents downvote me into oblivion. That's cool though, I still love you. Plus i'm sure someone will repost again and ill be there to uphold our honor.

[–]KyleMC 4 points5 points ago

Sure, but have you seen this?

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 0 points1 point ago

No, and I still haven't.

[–]megademonspawn666 1 point2 points ago

Did the sheer force from the fecal matter erupting from his ass throw him across the room and rip off his diaper in the process?

[–]demalo 3 points4 points ago

That's not funny, this belongs in WTF.

[–]jonny_D_N 1 point2 points ago

seriously, there is no witty title that makes this funny. just gross....

[–]isntjameson -1 points0 points ago

It made me laugh.

[–]Gromitt42 1 point2 points ago

likewise. I'm sure i'll also be downvoted like you have been for saying that.. dicks..

[–]demalo 0 points1 point ago

If this happened to me, I'd laugh because I became insane... that or laughing would be the only cooping mechanism deploy-able to maintain my sanity.

[–]smity202 1 point2 points ago

RE-RE-RE-RE-REPOST!

[–]GetHaggard 1 point2 points ago

Looks like you were in a.... Shitty.... situation

[–]blackop 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! burn the room down.

[–]41ch3my 0 points1 point ago

dear sweet jesus thats awful..........

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

In my house we call this a code brown.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

this is messed up

[–]Rhyno001 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty sick dude.

[–]la_pussyfox 0 points1 point ago

Nah.... it's just a chocolate

[–]Volaric 0 points1 point ago

Party hard.

[–]vinsite 0 points1 point ago

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 0 points1 point ago

This happened to me before. Three times. First time was my oldest, when he was about 18 months. He climbed up on his dresser, took a shit in his diaper, and smeared it all over the top of the dresser and the walls.

The second time was probably the worst. It in volved both of my two oldest kids. They were like 6 and 4. The 4 year old shit his pants. Then took it out and threw it at his brother. There was a SHITFIIIIIGHT! They also threw it at the cieling fan so that it would splatter around the room.

The third time, and thankfully last, was the 4 year old and his 3 year old little brother. They made shit paintings on the walls. After that time, I steam cleaned the whole room and painted the walls.

My ex and I used to joke that CSI would have had a field day in there (one of the kids had also gotten a massive bloody nose and there was blood all over the floor and some on the walls and door).

[–]rshangale -1 points0 points ago

What? How? I mean...I don't even know.

[–]mingling4502 -2 points-1 points ago

that hasn't happened to me in like 6 months....at least

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 1 point2 points ago

When is your mom going to potty train you?

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

what is this thing you call "potty"?

[–]alexisaacs -5 points-4 points ago

So you killed your kid and covered him and his room and shit.

Cool?

I mean you are either a deranged psychopath or mentally retarded. "WHAT ME DO WITH DIAPER? ME SMEAR? ME WEAR? ME EAT? ME NO NO, SO ME JUST THROW AROUND DIAPER AND KID"