< 88 MPH

DrunkLohan · 3 months

3 feet of ground in front of a fence is the perfect place to learn how to drive a motorcycle.

jtothegill · 3 months

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Fecal_Nuggets · 3 months

What the fuck did that guy think was going to happen?

dog_on_my_head · 3 months

"I've never done this before"

"You'll be fine just don't go too fast into that wall there"

sneg · 3 months

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6Ejqn-nUE

DrinkinMcGee · 3 months

She's just not thinking forth dimensionally.

MomoTheCow · 3 months

Her pain is funny.

Rob9159 · 3 months

You didn't produce 1.21 gigawatts of energy

Naberius · 3 months

Not to say anything bad about Back to the Future, because I love it, but Buckaroo Banzai is really more appropriate here, and it's sad that it doesn't share a similar place in our culture.

... poorly adjusted oscillation overthruster

rtsladek · 3 months

That's something I've heard referred to as "whiskey throttle". It'll getchya.

Type-R · 3 months

lol sbs6

Cleannn · 3 months

I love how the guy kinda throws his hands up in front of himself, like he's the one about to hit a fence.

Hetrochromia · 3 months

Its called Whisky throttle and it happens to all riders at all levels.

yort1988 · 3 months

Ahhh the dirt bike, the governments way of controlling the redneck population.

DogRiverDave · 3 months

Must be a defective flux capacitor.

MeZoosta · 3 months

"You're gonna see some serious stuff!"

griffith12 · 3 months

No serious shit to be seen.

vertigo1083 · 3 months

First run through, I seriously didnt realize there was a wall in front of her.

I was ready for her to get to a certain speed and somehow vanish =/

Beaver420 · 3 months

I think they were trying to invent dirt bike parkour.

P10_WRC · 3 months

Hey lady, what does the fence say to the face?

SMACK

NOmoreusernames15 · 3 months

anyone else think that was a lake? well, up into the end

meadhawg · 3 months

No, what she needed was a new Oscillator Overthruster.

Blue Blazer regular since 1984

Ergent_Seth · 3 months

Boop.

ukiyoe · 3 months

I'm not sure why the guy is surprised. You could literally see where this was going.

DarkShadow04 · 3 months

That must be a pretty sturdy fence!

ValdikSS · 3 months

I think she wanted to ride to the red teleport on the right.

meepstertron · 3 months

... 98, 99, 100, 101, ...

chuckle

geetarbob · 3 months

That's pretty much what happened when I tried to learn to ride a Trail-90.

The fence was a lot further away though.

tagrav · 3 months

ease on the gas, ease out the OH FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Berwickmex · 3 months

Headbanging like a boss.

brosenfeld · 3 months

Now I want to see a dirt bike with a flux capacitor.

one-eleven · 3 months

great title

zefrogi · 3 months

And what did she say when she came round?

"Ron Paul ... 2012."

emperorOfTheUniverse · 3 months

Does no one see the direction his hand goes as he lets go of the bike? It's like he's saying 'and just lean to the left a bit and go around the yard'.

yourmadbroski · 3 months

Why do they always do it in front of a fence -_-

shawnaroo · 3 months

Ah, nothing quite like cruising the open back yard.

patanwilson · 3 months

Flux Capacitor didn't flux

UncleTogie · 3 months

It wouldn't be nearly as funny without the faceplant right into the wall.

redmercuryvendor · 3 months

Misplaced decimal point: 0.88 mph

georgyRx · 3 months

can't.stop.watching

Eddie_The_Brewer · 3 months

"ONE POINT TWENNYONE JIGGERWATTS"

"What's a gigawatt?"

How did he know how to pronounce it if he didn't know what one was?

Spoilt the film for me

/no it didn't

lenniu · 3 months

Best. Title. Ever.

delusiona7 · 3 months

video link?

reeru · 3 months

it goes from zero to splat in 3 seconds

Rubba-D · 3 months

the guy's reaction = priceless

dr_pepper_ftw · 3 months

This weekend I rode a 250cc 2 stroke and it was my first time on a motorcycle. I've ridden quads before so I knew how to shift. I literately just hoped on and went trail ridding. I got it up to 75 mph. I was pretty proud of myself

Maizrim · 3 months

Reminds me of a clip on some show on G4 (looked it up - "Totally Outrageous Behavior") with a guy doing wheelies on a motorcycle on a track in his backyard.

He had a girl on the back of the bike facing the other direction and every time he did a wheelie, she did a face plant in the dirt. Funniest thing ever - can't find the video if anyone has a link.

mechtech · 3 months

Ugh, I feel sorry for the guy.

He didn't mean to accelerate, he was a new rider trying to slowly roll around the yard. Unfortunately, when new riders panic, reflexes make you pull back which makes the bike go even faster. This is one of the first things that you need to warn new riders about.

I was near an identical situation where someone panicked, pulled back and ran into the side of a house... knocked her teeth out and had to get stitches, very nasty. Wear helmets kids!

absolute_panic · 3 months

At least one of them covered their face...

waffleninja · 3 months

I still saw some serious shit.

SirKeyboardCommando · 3 months

Another failed attempt to break the fence barrier.

haphazard51 · 3 months

I'll admit it - I've done this before...

Velvet_Goldmine · 3 months

Gawd, no need to headslam the fence!! What did it do to you?! Geeeeez....

AWdaholic · 3 months

I believe THAT was closer to 87mph. At 88mph a flaming trail would have delineated his departure back in time...

conTrolling_athens · 3 months

That was so going to happen.

steffan-l · 3 months

I could look at this for hours.

Penis_de_Castor · 3 months

No maam, Hogwarts is the other way.

Redcard911 · 3 months

My mom did this when trying to learn how to ride a motorcycle. Yep, right into the side of my dad's Camaro.

ac3jc · 3 months

I think she was getting aHEAD of herself

zigzagg321 · 3 months

I believe its also less than 1.21 jiggawattss too.

n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 · 3 months

im so glad it repeats

Atrabiliousaurus · 3 months

I did that on my uncles dirt bike when I was a kid, only it was into a barbed wire fence.

Justinmca · 3 months

Did anyone notice that if you were going greater than 88 mph that the sign would be flipped in the title. Like

88

Paultimate79 · 3 months

HUUR HURR I PUT U INFRONT OF FENCE AND NO HELMET BECUSE U IZ LRN'N TO RIDE HURR

grailer · 3 months

Have an upvote for the Buckaroo Banzai reference, my good sir.

kutothe · 3 months

i've seen this so many times, but the title made me laugh again

roosterfish · 3 months

They call that "wisky throttle" in the motorcycle world... Pee Wee Herman did it best....

starlettemax · 3 months

More like derpity-eight miles per hour...

MJZMan · 3 months

Hell of a teacher she's got there. Here, let's start you off 3 feet from the fence.

selophane43 · 3 months

Oh my god!!!! Is the bike alright???

jiltedfortune · 3 months

Darwin award nominee..

omg_bbq · 3 months

title is better than the gif

skeeter1563 · 3 months

Okay, I'm going to teach you how to ride my dirt bike. First just start here , 1.5 meters from the fence..................................PERFECT!

Phreakhead · 3 months

Damn it Marty! You're not thinking 4th dimensionally!

ubermuppy · 3 months

If she had managed to pull into a turn, she would have had a badly scraped knee anyway.

wehopeuchoke · 3 months

You have to think fourth dimensionally!

charmlessman1 · 3 months

I did almost the EXACT same thing once. The only difference was that I was farther from the fence than she was, however, there was a pool to my right and more fence on my left, so I had nowhere to turn.
Also, I didn't hit my face.

bowtieninja · 3 months

I like how she head-butted the fence--just to remind it who the real boss was.

Mr_Jeeves · 3 months

OH YYEEAAHHHH!!

jaapdownunder · 3 months

It's clearly sudden unintentional acceleration, sue the motor company!

spartanburger91 · 3 months

She should give it another try. If she hits 88 the second time around she can go back in time and not do it.

MurderousPaper · 3 months

Honestly, what were they expecting to happen?

Ref101010 · 3 months

A friend did this when we rented scooters in Thailand.

The renter asked if we had driven motorcycles with automatic gears before.

My friend said, "Yes, of course", then tried to rev the engine and crashed right into a wall.

deadgingrwalkng · 3 months

I did this.. but up the side of a tree.

CRAZYPAT123 · 3 months

That is why men do EVERYTHING that is harmful to women.

imstillnotfunny · 3 months

Pfft, muggle.

bubblerapper · 3 months

This is quite similar to how my friend recently ended up with half his leg being replaced with titanium. Which I can't let him live down because he had just finished very carefully teaching me how to ride.

drboom · 3 months

here, you dont know how to ride at all, but start by facing directly at this fence with no turning circle in a confined back yard, youll be doing backflips before you know it......... oh

weird-oh · 3 months

The earlier, aborted movie "Back to the Fence."

danish_hole · 3 months

Oh look, a fucking fence. Good eye, skippy.

Boneslatch · 3 months

i love when people learn on 85s, especially when its gooner red necks giving the advice... "just givver some gas and let out the clutch" lol

TigerRat1 · 3 months

That fence is epic didn't even have a scratch on it. I need to get a fence like that to keep out street hooligans.

NoobGamerZ · 3 months

At which point was this a good idea?

WhiskyTango78 · 3 months

That is the third time I've seen a woman do that.

notenoughweights · 3 months

You can literally see the powerband hit!

theimpolitegentleman · 3 months

dat whiskey throttle

pcmd85 · 3 months

Maybe he was trying to teach her how to emergency stop before hitting something? Though if that were the case, then she's got some studying to do! Haha

CafeSilver · 3 months

At least there weren't any Indians.

Roadsideking · 3 months

I can't stop watching this!!! LMFAO!

hcgator · 3 months

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Shesaidshewaslvl18 · 3 months

"To the front page!"

pandatits · 3 months

upvote < 88 MPH?

Aw hell no

funny

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