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[–]DrunkLohan 257 points258 points ago

3 feet of ground in front of a fence is the perfect place to learn how to drive a motorcycle.

[–]Shadax 26 points27 points ago

"Ok, see that fence directly in front of you? Don't hit it. Go!"

"She didn't listen, man."

[–]solidsnake2730 6 points7 points ago

R.I.P.

[–]furbiesandbeans 39 points40 points ago

And also a racing dirt bike. It looks like an RM85, which is definitely not supposed to be for beginnings.

[–]KingNick 11 points12 points ago

At least she didn't have enough room for the power band to kick in. That crash would hurt a lot more.

[–]tagrav 20 points21 points ago

god those little fuckers are fast

[–]mak10z 0 points1 point ago

I'm also pretty sure that a RM85 doesn't come with an oscillation Over-thruster stock.

[–]Dr_Emmet_Brown 14 points15 points ago

Se forgot to engage the hover mode.

[–]rjung -4 points-3 points ago

Upvote for username.

[–]MustardOrPants -4 points-3 points ago

Downvote for upvote for username.

[–]JesusSavesAtWalMart 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for downvote for upvote for... Ah fuck it.

[–]daaaaaaaaniel 7 points8 points ago

Nope. No way you'll hit the fence. It's far enough away. Go ahead and give it a little gas.

[–]StoneFawkes 12 points13 points ago

I think that's the point, think of how much worse this would have been if she kept going.

[–]mainsworth -1 points0 points ago

She was about to fall off.

[–]boondoggie42 5 points6 points ago

It seems to be a theme on AFV... seems like everyone with a small fenced-in yard has a motorbike.

[–]Diettimboslice 1 point2 points ago

Learning? What are you talking about, she's obviously a pro.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Actually, I learned about the clutch right against a wall so I could get a feel for it.

[–]smokinDND 1 point2 points ago

well what you don't see is the cliff on the other side of the fence, so the fence actually saved her life

[–]BackupPlanMan 0 points1 point ago

Where she's going she wont need roads.

[–]jtothegill 89 points90 points ago

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

[–]Do_not_do_it 53 points54 points ago

Or fences. We definitely don't need fences.

[–]P10_WRC 30 points31 points ago

or helmets, surely we don't need helmets

[–]funfungiguy 8 points9 points ago

Or more than three feet to learn how to ride a bike, we definitely don't need more than three feet to learn how to ride a bike.

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

Or a perm, who the fuck needs a perm?

[–]alltwo147 1 point2 points ago

Or fucks. Who needs a fuck?

[–]cupcakesmmm 3 points4 points ago

WELL, now that you mentioned it ...

[–]rainman18 2 points3 points ago

Or aspirin, we certainly don't...oh wait.

[–]Fecal_Nuggets 66 points67 points ago

What the fuck did that guy think was going to happen?

[–]abledanger 39 points40 points ago

There was no thinking involved.

[–]GunHungLo 24 points25 points ago

he was thinking she would smash her face into the fence

[–]Fecal_Nuggets 19 points20 points ago

"Just twist the throttle and let go of the clutch like it's on fire"

[–]ignitr 5 points6 points ago

ON FI YAAAAAA !

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

boom, splat, screech

[–]zalapa89 10 points11 points ago

That she would jump over the fence. Duh.

[–]iceman78772 -2 points-1 points ago

TRIALS EVOLUTION MUTHAFUGGA

[–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points ago

They knew exactly what was going to happen, that's why they filmed it.

[–]folderol 0 points1 point ago

Well, it does look like he starts to immediately look to his left like he is expecting her to go that way.

[–]dog_on_my_head 31 points32 points ago

"I've never done this before"

"You'll be fine just don't go too fast into that wall there"

[–]SenorSmiley -4 points-3 points ago

[–]sneg 8 points9 points ago

[–]atimholt 0 points1 point ago

Top comment:

Why isn`t she in the kitchen?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]DrinkinMcGee 11 points12 points ago

She's just not thinking forth dimensionally.

[–]slavetothesystem 4 points5 points ago

*fourth

[–]DrinkinMcGee 15 points16 points ago

I apologize for the crudity of this comment. I didn't have time to spell check it or build it to scale.

[–]slavetothesystem 2 points3 points ago

mmk, you win

[–]CrackedPepper86 0 points1 point ago

Best comment in the thread, right here.

[–]SniperTooL 3 points4 points ago

You've never heard the expression go forth and dimensionality?

[–]slavetothesystem 0 points1 point ago

not sure if serious

or being trolled

/fry.jpg

[–]MomoTheCow 14 points15 points ago

Her pain is funny.

[–]Pizzaman99 3 points4 points ago

There's something very satisfying about watching her face smash into that fence. I sat and watched it over an over for a good two minutes at least.

[–]Rob9159 10 points11 points ago

You didn't produce 1.21 gigawatts of energy

[–]illegal_deagle 3 points4 points ago

I thought it was jiggawats.

[–]CrackedPepper86 1 point2 points ago

jiggawho?

[–]Jmac91 1 point2 points ago

Great Scott!

[–]Trolling_Stone 0 points1 point ago

This is heavy!

[–]CrackedPepper86 1 point2 points ago

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Wait... fuck.

[–]GoldenFalcon 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE HELL'S A GIGAWATT?!

[–]Slowhand09 5 points6 points ago

A Racist unit of electrical power.

[–]xxxsirkillalot 0 points1 point ago

I see you FYS.

[–]Starclimber28 -1 points0 points ago

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

[–]Naberius 5 points6 points ago

Not to say anything bad about Back to the Future, because I love it, but Buckaroo Banzai is really more appropriate here, and it's sad that it doesn't share a similar place in our culture.

... poorly adjusted oscillation overthruster

[–]rtsladek 4 points5 points ago

That's something I've heard referred to as "whiskey throttle". It'll getchya.

[–]Type-R 2 points3 points ago

lol sbs6

[–]Cleannn 2 points3 points ago

I love how the guy kinda throws his hands up in front of himself, like he's the one about to hit a fence.

[–]run_about 2 points3 points ago

I thought his reaction was funnier than the crash.

[–]Hetrochromia 2 points3 points ago

Its called Whisky throttle and it happens to all riders at all levels.

[–]yort1988 7 points8 points ago

Ahhh the dirt bike, the governments way of controlling the redneck population.

[–]American-American 0 points1 point ago

Yep, our government manufactures recreational motorcycles.

[–]vtsteve 1 point2 points ago

No, but they did try to ban recreational motorcycles designed for children under 12. Apparently they contain too much lead and the Consumer Product Safety Commission is afraid children might eat their motorcycles. I'm not making this up.

[–]DogRiverDave 3 points4 points ago

Must be a defective flux capacitor.

[–]MeZoosta 1 point2 points ago

"You're gonna see some serious stuff!"

[–]reddbdb -1 points0 points ago

See some serious fence you mean.

[–]MeZoosta 0 points1 point ago

I guess she didn't generate enough jiggawatts!

[–]bdog2g2 1 point2 points ago

jigga what?

[–]MeZoosta 0 points1 point ago

Jay-Z and the Doc

[–]griffith12 1 point2 points ago

No serious shit to be seen.

[–]vertigo1083 1 point2 points ago

First run through, I seriously didnt realize there was a wall in front of her.

I was ready for her to get to a certain speed and somehow vanish =/

[–]Beaver420 1 point2 points ago

I think they were trying to invent dirt bike parkour.

[–]P10_WRC 1 point2 points ago

Hey lady, what does the fence say to the face?

SMACK

[–]NOmoreusernames15 1 point2 points ago

anyone else think that was a lake? well, up into the end

[–]apple_2 0 points1 point ago

Yup i was confused

[–]meadhawg 1 point2 points ago

No, what she needed was a new Oscillator Overthruster.

Blue Blazer regular since 1984

[–]dharris 0 points1 point ago

I was going to post this if it wasn't here.

Thank you.

[–]Ergent_Seth 1 point2 points ago

Boop.

[–]ukiyoe 5 points6 points ago

I'm not sure why the guy is surprised. You could literally see where this was going.

[–]_Pohaku_ 5 points6 points ago

Literally.

[–]ukiyoe 1 point2 points ago

Literally.

[–]DarkShadow04 1 point2 points ago

That must be a pretty sturdy fence!

[–]ValdikSS 0 points1 point ago

I think she wanted to ride to the red teleport on the right.

[–]meepstertron 0 points1 point ago

... 98, 99, 100, 101, ...

chuckle

[–]geetarbob 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty much what happened when I tried to learn to ride a Trail-90.

The fence was a lot further away though.

[–]tagrav 0 points1 point ago

ease on the gas, ease out the OH FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[–]Berwickmex 0 points1 point ago

Headbanging like a boss.

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

Now I want to see a dirt bike with a flux capacitor.

[–]one-eleven 0 points1 point ago

great title

[–]zefrogi 0 points1 point ago

And what did she say when she came round?

"Ron Paul ... 2012."

[–]emperorOfTheUniverse 0 points1 point ago

Does no one see the direction his hand goes as he lets go of the bike? It's like he's saying 'and just lean to the left a bit and go around the yard'.

[–]yourmadbroski 0 points1 point ago

Why do they always do it in front of a fence -_-

[–]shawnaroo 0 points1 point ago

Ah, nothing quite like cruising the open back yard.

[–]patanwilson 0 points1 point ago

Flux Capacitor didn't flux

[–]UncleTogie 0 points1 point ago

It wouldn't be nearly as funny without the faceplant right into the wall.

[–]redmercuryvendor 0 points1 point ago

Misplaced decimal point: 0.88 mph

[–]georgyRx 0 points1 point ago

can't.stop.watching

[–]Eddie_The_Brewer 0 points1 point ago

"ONE POINT TWENNYONE JIGGERWATTS"

"What's a gigawatt?"

How did he know how to pronounce it if he didn't know what one was?

Spoilt the film for me

/no it didn't

[–]lenniu 0 points1 point ago

Best. Title. Ever.

[–]delusiona7 0 points1 point ago

video link?

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

it goes from zero to splat in 3 seconds

[–]Rubba-D 0 points1 point ago

the guy's reaction = priceless

[–]dr_pepper_ftw 0 points1 point ago

This weekend I rode a 250cc 2 stroke and it was my first time on a motorcycle. I've ridden quads before so I knew how to shift. I literately just hoped on and went trail ridding. I got it up to 75 mph. I was pretty proud of myself

[–]All-American-Bot 1 point2 points ago

(For our friends outside the USA... 75 mph -> 120.7 km/h) - Yeehaw!

[–]Maizrim 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a clip on some show on G4 (looked it up - "Totally Outrageous Behavior") with a guy doing wheelies on a motorcycle on a track in his backyard.

He had a girl on the back of the bike facing the other direction and every time he did a wheelie, she did a face plant in the dirt. Funniest thing ever - can't find the video if anyone has a link.

[–]mechtech 0 points1 point ago

Ugh, I feel sorry for the guy.

He didn't mean to accelerate, he was a new rider trying to slowly roll around the yard. Unfortunately, when new riders panic, reflexes make you pull back which makes the bike go even faster. This is one of the first things that you need to warn new riders about.

I was near an identical situation where someone panicked, pulled back and ran into the side of a house... knocked her teeth out and had to get stitches, very nasty. Wear helmets kids!

[–]absolute_panic 0 points1 point ago

At least one of them covered their face...

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

I still saw some serious shit.

[–]SirKeyboardCommando 0 points1 point ago

Another failed attempt to break the fence barrier.

[–]haphazard51 0 points1 point ago

I'll admit it - I've done this before...

[–]Velvet_Goldmine 0 points1 point ago

Gawd, no need to headslam the fence!! What did it do to you?! Geeeeez....

[–]AWdaholic 0 points1 point ago

I believe THAT was closer to 87mph. At 88mph a flaming trail would have delineated his departure back in time...

[–]conTrolling_athens 0 points1 point ago

That was so going to happen.

[–]steffan-l 0 points1 point ago

I could look at this for hours.

[–]Penis_de_Castor 0 points1 point ago

No maam, Hogwarts is the other way.

[–]Redcard911 0 points1 point ago

My mom did this when trying to learn how to ride a motorcycle. Yep, right into the side of my dad's Camaro.

[–]ac3jc 0 points1 point ago

I think she was getting aHEAD of herself

[–]zigzagg321 0 points1 point ago

I believe its also less than 1.21 jiggawattss too.

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 0 points1 point ago

im so glad it repeats

[–]Atrabiliousaurus 0 points1 point ago

I did that on my uncles dirt bike when I was a kid, only it was into a barbed wire fence.

[–]Justinmca 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone notice that if you were going greater than 88 mph that the sign would be flipped in the title. Like

88

[–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

HUUR HURR I PUT U INFRONT OF FENCE AND NO HELMET BECUSE U IZ LRN'N TO RIDE HURR

[–]grailer 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote for the Buckaroo Banzai reference, my good sir.

[–]kutothe 0 points1 point ago

i've seen this so many times, but the title made me laugh again

[–]roosterfish 0 points1 point ago

They call that "wisky throttle" in the motorcycle world... Pee Wee Herman did it best....

[–]starlettemax 0 points1 point ago

More like derpity-eight miles per hour...

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

Hell of a teacher she's got there. Here, let's start you off 3 feet from the fence.

[–]selophane43 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god!!!! Is the bike alright???

[–]jiltedfortune 0 points1 point ago

Darwin award nominee..

[–]omg_bbq 0 points1 point ago

title is better than the gif

[–]skeeter1563 0 points1 point ago

Okay, I'm going to teach you how to ride my dirt bike. First just start here , 1.5 meters from the fence..................................PERFECT!

[–]Phreakhead 0 points1 point ago

Damn it Marty! You're not thinking 4th dimensionally!

[–]ubermuppy 0 points1 point ago

If she had managed to pull into a turn, she would have had a badly scraped knee anyway.

[–]wehopeuchoke 0 points1 point ago

You have to think fourth dimensionally!

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point ago

I did almost the EXACT same thing once. The only difference was that I was farther from the fence than she was, however, there was a pool to my right and more fence on my left, so I had nowhere to turn.
Also, I didn't hit my face.

[–]bowtieninja 0 points1 point ago

I like how she head-butted the fence--just to remind it who the real boss was.

[–]Mr_Jeeves 0 points1 point ago

OH YYEEAAHHHH!!

[–]jaapdownunder 0 points1 point ago

It's clearly sudden unintentional acceleration, sue the motor company!

[–]spartanburger91 0 points1 point ago

She should give it another try. If she hits 88 the second time around she can go back in time and not do it.

[–]MurderousPaper 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, what were they expecting to happen?

[–]Ref101010 0 points1 point ago

A friend did this when we rented scooters in Thailand.

The renter asked if we had driven motorcycles with automatic gears before.

My friend said, "Yes, of course", then tried to rev the engine and crashed right into a wall.

[–]deadgingrwalkng 0 points1 point ago

I did this.. but up the side of a tree.

[–]CRAZYPAT123 0 points1 point ago

That is why men do EVERYTHING that is harmful to women.

[–]imstillnotfunny 0 points1 point ago

Pfft, muggle.

[–]bubblerapper 0 points1 point ago

This is quite similar to how my friend recently ended up with half his leg being replaced with titanium. Which I can't let him live down because he had just finished very carefully teaching me how to ride.

[–]drboom 0 points1 point ago

here, you dont know how to ride at all, but start by facing directly at this fence with no turning circle in a confined back yard, youll be doing backflips before you know it......... oh

[–]weird-oh 0 points1 point ago

The earlier, aborted movie "Back to the Fence."

[–]danish_hole 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, a fucking fence. Good eye, skippy.

[–]Boneslatch 0 points1 point ago

i love when people learn on 85s, especially when its gooner red necks giving the advice... "just givver some gas and let out the clutch" lol

[–]TigerRat1 0 points1 point ago

That fence is epic didn't even have a scratch on it. I need to get a fence like that to keep out street hooligans.

[–]NoobGamerZ 0 points1 point ago

At which point was this a good idea?

[–]WhiskyTango78 0 points1 point ago

That is the third time I've seen a woman do that.

[–]notenoughweights 0 points1 point ago

You can literally see the powerband hit!

[–]theimpolitegentleman 0 points1 point ago

dat whiskey throttle

[–]pcmd85 -1 points0 points ago

Maybe he was trying to teach her how to emergency stop before hitting something? Though if that were the case, then she's got some studying to do! Haha

[–]CafeSilver -1 points0 points ago

At least there weren't any Indians.

[–]Roadsideking -1 points0 points ago

I can't stop watching this!!! LMFAO!

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[–]hcgator 0 points1 point ago

Jigga what?!?

[–]Shesaidshewaslvl18 -3 points-2 points ago

"To the front page!"

[–]P10_WRC 0 points1 point ago

"Back to The Front Page"

[–]Shesaidshewaslvl18 0 points1 point ago