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[–]kingkevz 207 points208 points ago

so it's not just me?! i thought the update was shit based on me not having a 4S. but i see you're on 4G, it must be even worse on my 3G iphone4.

sigh.

ive hardly used it anymore because of how shitty it is!

[–]big_burning_butthole 74 points75 points ago

I uninstalled the app altogether. I just go through my phone's browser if I want to get on facebook which for some reason is quite a bit faster and smoother.

Edit: Fuck. Didn't notice someone already posted this below.

[–]vinod1978 40 points41 points ago

It's slower because of how the app was designed.

[–]ehnonnymouse 18 points19 points ago

Stopped checking Facebook. Solved everything.

[–]phizeroth 44 points45 points ago

Yep, I'm on a 4G Android, and the Facebook app is utter shit. Until a few months ago I never had a problem.

[–]GimpyGeek 2 points3 points ago

Totally agree, while I like the style design of the newer app it's slower than molasses, although the old one wasn't really any better to be fair. But yes it really needs cleaned up, a lot, on the back end a billion dollar company like facebook should not have problems like this.

[–]baf1 18 points19 points ago

The new iPhone firmware is tricky--Apple replaced the 3G icon with one that says 4G in iOS 5.1 to comply with AT&T's requests (at least that's the reasoning I was told when I worked for Apple), but no iPhone actually supports 4G. Only the new iPad does as of yet.

*EDIT for grammar.

[–]DarthSokka 4 points5 points ago

Well they insist on calling their HSPA+ network "4G"....funny enough though, they've been busy building an LTE network just like everyone else, which just goes to show that they know they're full of shit calling HSPA+ 4G but they are too fond of saying they have the largest 4G network to admit it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I assumed he just jailbroke and put that there for the hell of it... That's false advertising on AT&T's part isn't it?

[–]scottg96 1 point2 points ago

THIS.

I hate how people are like "dude my iPhone got upgraded to 4G! it's so much faster!" and I'm just like NO

[–]wookieluvr 34 points35 points ago

Clarification: 4G in screenshot is HPSA+ not 4G LTE...not that it would make a difference for such a terribly coded application.

[–]PigBenisWielder 29 points30 points ago

it's even shitty on android. i just think facebook has shit programmers.

[–]disturbedfood 5 points6 points ago

For Android, get Friendcaster.

[–]ew73 1 point2 points ago

Step 1: "I have an idea for an awesome site"

Step 2: Write it, use free technology. PHP, here we come!

Step 3: We have grown very large. PHP is showing some strain.

Step 4: .. hold on

Any sane company with a problem might look at their infrastructure and try to figure out why there are scaling problems. They might see, for example, "Every time we pull a user's timeline, we're hitting 27 different database queries. We should optimize that."

They might say, "Our slowdowns are coming because we have to parse some fairly serious PHP on every request," or even, "PHP with Zend still seems to be fairly slow."

A sane company might take the opportunity to refactor, optimize, or maybe even rewrite large chunks of their codebase. Maybe in a new language? Who knows. Instead...

Step 4: Make it so we can compile PHP.

[–]Infin1ty 4 points5 points ago

It's not just the iPhone app either, I have a ton of trouble on my Galaxy S II as well.

[–]HarryJamesDotUk 3 points4 points ago

Since I updated my Samsung S II to ICS it has got worse. It slows down my Asus Prime so bad I have to reboot.

[–]lth5015 7 points8 points ago

HSPA+ can barely be called 4G

[–]vitalAscension 9 points10 points ago

I was hoping it would get better when I got a 4G phone... it's still the same crappy Facebook app.

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[–]edgemaster191 5 points6 points ago

Quad Core tablet on a 30mb/s cable connection here and the app still sucks... Definitely not your phone.

[–]Chesstariam 2 points3 points ago

Well that's good to know at least... I was thinking it was the 3G on my 4s. I mean I know that app blows but...

[–]C_T_C_C 2 points3 points ago

Sucks on android OSes too.

[–]flash84x 2 points3 points ago

Pfft it's the same shit on awesome wifi networks.

[–]Happypants 2 points3 points ago

The iPhone 4 and 4S operate on exactly the same network. AT&T is just trying to relabel their HSPA+ network 4G. Nothing is different other than the number. It's bad enough that Verizon calls their LTE network 4G, but for AT&T to call their HSPA+ network that is actually kind of pathetic and very misleading to customers.

[–]mixmastermind 1 point2 points ago

I have an iPhone 3G. Mine is a world of hardships.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Reporting in from Android to say the Facebook app universally sucks balls.

[–]olivermihoff 1 point2 points ago

At least the loading screen is much more entertaining and dynamic than the tons of boring baby picture posts, motivational jokes, and memes from Reddit that I get on my FaceButt profile... sigh ಠ_ಠ

[–]nwhl 1 point2 points ago

As my feed is almost the same as yours, the 30s+ it takes to load on an iPhone 3G isn't worth it in the slightest.

[–]UberSquirrel 698 points699 points ago

Fuck it, I actually waited for about 10 seconds for it to load, only to realize I am on a PC.

In other news, I am an idiot.

[–]nevernexus 181 points182 points ago

you're not the only one friend ಠ_ಠ

[–]hcgator 249 points250 points ago

Mine still hasn't loaded.

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points ago

This is the worst animated gif ever, the file size must be huge ಠ_ಠ

[–]crazyguns 99 points100 points ago

it finally loads up and shows a private album with emma watson nude pics! have patience guys!

[–]Smellypotato 23 points24 points ago

No, it doesn't. I tried.

[–]OmNommer 46 points47 points ago

You have to wait longer!

[–]RedDaggerx 15 points16 points ago

Holy crap they invented animated .png files?

[–]Krenair 16 points17 points ago

[–]crazyguns 5 points6 points ago

mind=blown

[–]RedDaggerx 2 points3 points ago

...wow.

Too bad I need to install an add-on for chrome.

[–]chasechase44 4 points5 points ago

God, the suspense is killing me

[–]BBQcupcakes 9 points10 points ago

I tried to click the back button when I got tired of waiting for it to load.

[–]elonepb 15 points16 points ago

It only means the experience is so real. SO real man.

[–]Arbusto 6 points7 points ago

I went so far as to think the loading circle was actually moving...

[–]BananApocalypse 3 points4 points ago

I came here hoping to see another person who suffered the same fate as me, luckily it seems like everyone did.

[–]sarah-face 9 points10 points ago

Me too but im on my phone.

[–]vegibowl 8 points9 points ago

Well. I feel sheepish. I waited a lot longer than that.

[–]idriveacar 2 points3 points ago

Alsoa Nidot, present.

[–]Aleksander73 4 points5 points ago

You aren't alone.

[–]moveease 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was the only one, your talking about all the mobile apps right?

[–]Aleksander73 1 point2 points ago

Yep.

[–]alaiwy 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I definitely assumed I was the only one. FML it is painful.

[–]LabJacket 1 point2 points ago

I think it made my browser freeze.

[–]mrshiz16 1 point2 points ago

Just did the same exact thing. You are not alone >.>

[–]OB1_Shinobi 1 point2 points ago

It's cool. I'm in a special program called "up votes for idiots," so I think I can pull a few strings for you.

[–]ImJET 1 point2 points ago

I was just about to write that o.o pretty much word for word

[–]beiOnkelKoefteGrill 1 point2 points ago

In an ironic twist this gif actually took a long time to load.

[–]lgarza12 1 point2 points ago

I'm on an Android waiting for an iPhone app picture to load. Fuck me right?

[–]immski 26 points27 points ago

We have the same feed

[–]mingling4502 76 points77 points ago

for real, i don't even use the facebook app because it takes forever to fuckin load ANYTHING

[–]olivermihoff 58 points59 points ago

I use the mobile web site, it sucks precisely 22.8725% less than the mobile app.

[–]giraffricanamerican 27 points28 points ago

It still fucking sucks though. Fucked if you do, fucked if you don't.

[–]bdog2g2 7 points8 points ago

Some never get fucked.

[–]theimpolitegentleman 1 point2 points ago

Better to be fucked by facebook than not fucked at all?

[–]EPluribusUnumIdiota 2 points3 points ago

If you use the dolphin browser you can change the user agent setting to Desktop, it will no longer default to mobile web pages. Settings/user agent/desktop.

[–]SomeCapsRage 6 points7 points ago

Not to toot my own horn or anything.. but when I saw how much the update sucked, I never updated mine. I still have the old layout and everything. I'm never going to update.

[–]dszordan 5 points6 points ago

Not to mention that if you want to load up comments on someones image, it'll normally show you comments from a different image, or show that no comments exist.

How did it get that fucked up.

[–]Ben702[S] 7 points8 points ago

yeah like twitter works perfect. Before I had the 4S, Facebook would constantly crash all the fucking time. Almost every time I opened it. I'm over it

[–]buffcat 1 point2 points ago

Isn't twitter grand?

[–]wes-g 1 point2 points ago

I've waited for about 10 min, just to see if it will ever be able to load my notifications. It just doesn't.

[–]EvilFrostop 1 point2 points ago

Mobile app is essentially the only way to upload pictures directly from an iPad =(

[–]GoldenFalcon 2 points3 points ago

The funny thing is, when you load the website through safari it says "Try our app for faster speed".... :|

[–]aselbst 27 points28 points ago

I don't really understand how their app can possibly be as bad as it is. People said they bought Instagram because they didn't understand mobile web and wanted to have people who did. I hope they brought in some engineers that can fix their basic app.

[–]TheIndigoSky 15 points16 points ago

They need to take a long hard look at the Google+ mobile app and steal as much shit from that as possible.

[–]Stratocaster89 12 points13 points ago

Well one thing they wont be stealing from google+ is their users, because you know, well there arent any.

[–]whatitslike 1 point2 points ago

In some filing that FB need to do for their upcoming IPO they more or less stated that they haven't figured out how to make money off the app. Since people are using the App instead of their actual website they are losing money. They definitely must be tanking it on purpose, there are to many smart people working for them to let this fly under the radar. The app doesn't just suck, the performance has gotten worse over the past few months.

[–]Mrmobile 1 point2 points ago

Making money in the app seems easy to me, though it'd be horribly annoying. Ads in your news feed, pop ups, ads on startup.

[–]scott 1 point2 points ago

The strange thing is that that app is not just simple to make, it's entirely trivial for a company like Facebook. All the "hard" problems Facebook faces are on the server-side (basically scaling) and they clearly have those under control since facebook.com works fine.

All they had to do is write an app that formats facebook.com for a mobile screen and... they made it so it never loads for anyone. How do they fail so hard?

[–]rocen 14 points15 points ago

Here's an article explaining why.

[–]fmdc 10 points11 points ago

Friendcaster for Facebook is a great alternative. It looks better, runs fast (like it should), and doesn't constantly run in the background while you're not using it. Not sure if it's only for Android though.

[–]jsauce61 3 points4 points ago

Yes! Everyone on here should switch to this. After i started getting those dumb loading screens that never end I downloaded Friendcaster. It takes about a day or so to get the feel of it but now I can't go back to FB. Even signing in on a computer doesn't work as good as this app does.

[–]JeepChick 1 point2 points ago

Is it under a different name? Trying to find it in apps (iPhone) and I'm coming up with nothing.

[–]fmdc 1 point2 points ago

Oh and the custom skins are cool too! I like how the dark theme matches my phone's theme.

[–]metamars 2 points3 points ago

Awesome. Thanks.

[–]jsharp29 1 point2 points ago

I hate Friendcaster only because it doesn't load all of my friends in the News Feed. Kinda makes it useless to me.

[–]jdmulloy 53 points54 points ago

What I see on Facebook these days are all my friends getting engaged, married and having children while I'm still single. Lately Facebook just makes me feel bad about my life.

EDIT: Forgot to mention I've never even had a girlfriend and I'm 24. I'm way behind.

[–]Cash5YR 37 points38 points ago

I got all that stuff going on, plus I moved into my parent's basement. Greetings from rock bottom!

EDIT: Dammit, I'm 25... But, I have had a few girlfriends, so that is a plus. Sadly, the last one is now a lesbian, so that negates all the others.

[–]omen2k 12 points13 points ago

It gets better! Hang in there mate.

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[–]Polartch 4 points5 points ago

You're not helping! But I forgive you. Grudgingly.

[–]Jungian_Archetype 6 points7 points ago

That's what I see too. Happy couples getting married, having kids. I was married for a year and a half and I'm filing for divorce because my life was a living hell. Sorry if I sound bitter.

[–]Johns_Visions 5 points6 points ago

Stop using other peoples' lives as a gauge for your own. Just enjoy who you are currently and take life as it comes. Trying to be what you think you're supposed to be will only lead to suffering; develop your character in ways that YOU see fit.

[–]ze_ben 4 points5 points ago

All the shit I read on facebook depresses me... and it takes too long to load

[–]mebbee 23 points24 points ago

Dude, this is you 5 years from now.

You're going to see everybody posting pictures of their happy family, and sharing videos of the funny things their children do, and you might actually start believing the hype. They look happy with each other, you'll think. They can't possibly be lonely or sad...

You'll imagine what your life will be like with a house, maybe a dog, a beautiful wife and a kid on the way. First, I want you to think about how much upkeep all that takes. Got it, okay, now imagine that the dog is the only one that appreciates you for everything you do. Okay, now think about what it would be like to work to support everything you created, but also have to live with the realization that this is not at all what you thought it would be, and you are forced to pretend that you are happy...cause damnit everyone else around you seems happy.

Alright, now bearing all this in mind - take another look at your present life. Recognize how much freedom you have in your solitude. You can do whatever the hell you want with your time. Learn to draw, try picking up a new language, or maybe even imagine how easy it would be to make new friends if you practiced the guitar for a bit and played a small local venue. It's whatever, your life is full of possibilities.

Now, look back at those goofy bastards posting their facebook pictures. They do that because they want every one to believe they are happy, happy happy!

You don't have to fall for it though. Drink a beer or two with some of these guys and listen to what's going through their heads...more than likely they'd trade places with your lonely ass in a heartbeat. Occasionally you get the poor sap that is really convinced that he's enjoying his life. That's just the female's magic doing its thing. He's a hollow shell of his former self and he has no way to just come out and tell you this.

Run jdmulloy, be free and run like the wind.

[–]Shadownhero 4 points5 points ago

Fucking beautiful

[–]behavedave 5 points6 points ago

I'd tend to agree that the people who post the most on Facebook have the least to do (otherwise they'd be doing it).

The people who tell you your life is empty without a wife and kids obviously waisted their youths.

[–]Dick_Serious 5 points6 points ago

Just a crazy idea, I know, because you obviously know everyone in the world with a family, buuuut...

What if just a few of those people on his facebook feed actually ARE happy with their wives and kids and houses and dogs?

No way right!? CANT BE!

[–]mebbee 2 points3 points ago

It's the female's magic; didn't you read what I wrote?

Don't take it so seriously, it's just a joke.

There's plenty going on in my house. Sometimes I'm happy, sometimes not. This is just a silly interpretation on how some guys might perceive the trappings of the family life.

[–]Interrnet 1 point2 points ago

In the words of the wise Biggie Smalls - Fuck bitches, get money.

[–]Neurot5 1 point2 points ago

Poetry.

[–]hoirkmann 1 point2 points ago

Maybe those people didn't even want children and are now getting married due to social pressure...

[–]mxyz 5 points6 points ago

Looks exactly the same on android.

[–]Jesusbait 3 points4 points ago

This might explain why any an all updates suck big fat donkey balls.

http://mobile.businessweek.com/articles/2012-05-10/facebook-admits-it-doesn-t-know-how-mobile-works

[–]Jedimindtrixxx 3 points4 points ago

Shoulda posted this on r/trees, just to troll people. They would have probably stared at it, waiting for something to load; I almost did and im sober lol.

[–]Suunburst 9 points10 points ago

Came in expecting to see OP complaining about "like this if" picture whoring, was pleasantly supprised that it wasnt

[–]JustCallMeBen 2 points3 points ago

but you have 4G!!! Isn't that so fast you should pay AT&T even more money?

[–]luckymooner 11 points12 points ago

I'm so relieved! i thought it was just my shitty service, or possibly because i continue to keep my phone in my bra.

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[–]ghostly5150 5 points6 points ago

The only reason I haven't is because it bothers me to have contacts without a picture next to them, and syncing facebook is the quickest way to achieve that.

[–]n5corp 2 points3 points ago

I've got a shitty Blackberry Curve and my Facebook app does pretty good. :I

[–]Malicali 1 point2 points ago

Verizon 4S here and I'm not having any of these issues either. I'm not even on WiFi or anything.

[–]n5corp 1 point2 points ago

I'm just on 3G, so I think it's clear it's an app issue, rather than connection.

[–]Malicali 1 point2 points ago

Right, as am I. But the app also works fine for me, not that I'm complaining.

[–]TobiasKM 2 points3 points ago

Half of the time the app just plain crashes at start up for me. It's complete rubbish.

[–]FriendllyGuy 2 points3 points ago

Moral of the story, never update apps that you like, it always fucks them.

[–]RzK 3 points4 points ago

One of the biggest companies ever and they can't let me stalk 'friends' in their bikinis faster... wtf is their problem!

[–]Interrnet 1 point2 points ago

Google didn't turn back any results about slow facebook connections, so I actually had my HTC Rezound replaced because I thought I had a shitty antena or some other technical problem. Glad to know its n ot just me.

[–]cbsauder 1 point2 points ago

It's funny cause it's true.

[–]cbsauder 1 point2 points ago

I've switched to the web app for the most part. it works pretty well.

[–]atred 1 point2 points ago

m.facebook.com for lazy typers

[–]mad_maxx17 1 point2 points ago

I fucking hate that app.

[–]roccanet 1 point2 points ago

the FB mobile app is absolutely rotten. maybe they can take 5$ billion and redo it properly this summer

[–]eagleapex 1 point2 points ago

Only FB post I didn't downvote!

[–]ridger5 1 point2 points ago

For the past year or so, every update to the Facebook app has made it slower and more cumbersome.

[–]SpaizKadett 1 point2 points ago

God damn it, I've been conditioned, I sat and stared on that shit for a full 5 seconds before I realized what an ass I was being

[–]Talty09 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it. Facebook employs some of the best developers from around the world. I understand that with android you have fragmentation of the hardware and its extremely difficult for developers to keep pace with the amount of androids out there. However, the app doesn't work across the board, iPhone also. I just don't understand how Facebook can have all of that talent, know that their product is used often throughout one's day, yet still produce an app that is complete garbage.

[–]dargolf 1 point2 points ago

Sooooo~ how about we start populating google+ now?

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 1 point2 points ago

4G? On AT&T? Wut?

[–]bobno 1 point2 points ago

did any one stare at the picture waiting for one of the "like whores" to come up?

[–]fluxed88 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was going to be the first person to say they waited for it to load. :( I'll never be quick enough to get up votes

[–]mnorris89 1 point2 points ago

wtf brain...i was actually waiting for it to load.

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

thought I was the only one.

[–]grantrules 0 points1 point ago

I want my LTEEEEEE.

[–]adam28pol 0 points1 point ago

Same problem, only I have a Samsung Charge on Verizon

[–]Tru7h 0 points1 point ago

This is why I switched to friendcaster. Much better looking app and actually loads.

[–]brandonm1807 0 points1 point ago

I sat there waiting for facebook to stop loading for longer than I'd like to admit...

[–]DanOMac545 0 points1 point ago

I totally just sat there for ten minutes waiting to see if it would load

[–]jpdash 0 points1 point ago

I'd invest in that.

[–]theswim 0 points1 point ago

You would think a multi-billion dollar company would invest more in their infrastructure.

[–]CallsEverythingGay 0 points1 point ago

AT&T "4G" explains why you're seeing that a lot.

[–]xHellghostx 0 points1 point ago

Yeah the Facebook app is really frustrating :(

[–]arrongunner 0 points1 point ago

As an Englishman the 4G at the top of the phone astounded me more than the actual post :O we are limited to a measly 3G's :(

[–]apples1991 0 points1 point ago

You know what you could do? Just get rid of the app that asks for far too many permissions and make a shortcut on your phone to the actually website. This way, you'll be able to access your facebook while not having to wait 10 minutes for something to load. I just did this recently and it loads much faster and facebook doesn't have access to my phone data =D

[–]ienjoyedit 0 points1 point ago

As a student at a school with laughable internet, I concur.

[–]whrhshacker 0 points1 point ago

Yeah what the fuck....Why does this blow for everyone so much recently?

[–]nicholaaaas 0 points1 point ago

ahem... cough cough Friendcaster

[–]cynist3r 0 points1 point ago

So apparently I am not the only one who thinks the current Facebook app for iOS is completely awful.

[–]BananaHammock74 0 points1 point ago

first world problems..jesus

[–]sebastianrenix 0 points1 point ago

I have a friend who is a developer at Facebook. He was recently proud of knocking off 200ms from mobile app page loads. Only 9200ms left to go my friend!

[–]wintersleep13 0 points1 point ago

This made me angry and made me laugh... You sir confused my emotions.

[–]Tuor896 0 points1 point ago

Friendcaster FTW

[–]nataliarene 0 points1 point ago

True story

[–]Vader90 0 points1 point ago

I sat there for t l

[–]deefrances 0 points1 point ago

anyone else fall for that?

[–]sonofabunch 0 points1 point ago

Shut your bloody mouth AT&T 4g customer. Im still on edge.

[–]ameilius 0 points1 point ago

ATT Fail

i NEVER have load issues on TMO --- despite what the masses say

area: NJ/PA

[–]TheStoof 0 points1 point ago

My Blackberry FB works just fine.

[–]tehweave 0 points1 point ago

Me too...

Me too.

[–]derpMD 0 points1 point ago

On both my Galaxy S2 and iPad 2 I use the website and not the mobile app. Everything actually works, it's not slow, and...well that's all you need. The iPhone's original killer feature was its web browser. It was the one thing no other smartphone had anything on. Why everything needs to be a separate app now is anyone's guess--especially when lots of the time they are just poorly coded frontends for a website. Just bookmark it in your browser and/or make a shortcut on the desktop/launcher and you're good to go.

[–]Toribor 0 points1 point ago

Try using Tinfoil for Facebook (available on Android, not sure about iOS). It's essentially just a fancy wrapper for the mobile web version of Facebook with a few things built in to make it speedy. It's many times faster and easier to use.

Sad that a billion dollar company like Facebook can't get a simple mobile app to work.

[–]DefenderOfTimePortal 0 points1 point ago

4g on an iPhone. I call bs.

[–]portezbie 0 points1 point ago

For Android, try the fast facebook app.

[–]laughingdata 0 points1 point ago

Fark the mobile version is slow these days

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Have to say it, It's because you're on an iPhone.

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is Cage turning into the Nickleback of movies?

[–]scy1192 0 points1 point ago

The Facebook app seems to work great on ICS

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 0 points1 point ago

I waited for it to load at least for 5 or 6 seconds. God dammit!

[–]stiny114 0 points1 point ago

How did you get 4g on an iphone?

[–]CidO807 0 points1 point ago

Look, I'm not saying this is the reason... but facebook iOS worked perfectly fine until the update went out that made all facebook mobile a similar gui... I'm not saying that this is the exact reason, even though it probably is... just heavily hinting at it.

and don't even get started with phantom and repeat notifications. According to the app my roommate has said "Good job." 4 times today - yet the desktop chat shows nothing new.

[–]betterthanlast 0 points1 point ago

But, sir! you must be wrong... you're on 4G!

[–]silvermissile 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' 4G networks.

[–]H4zzard 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else wait for it to load? Opened in my iphone, started standing onchair trying to get signal and then my co-worker said "you already loaded the image why are you signal hunting?". New level of idiot :c

[–]imthethimble 0 points1 point ago

I have notification installed so at least I can get an idea of what was said on my wall without having to load up the app.

[–]celestialwolf 0 points1 point ago

It's also extremely slow on my Android; almost makes it not worth the trouble.

[–]orbitalia 0 points1 point ago

for a company valued at $100bn you would think they could knock together some decent mobile apps eh.

[–]MMD86 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting to see a wall full of "LIKE THIS IF YOU ____________" from some random foreign, shirtless guy or fake celebrity page.

[–]seanlax5 0 points1 point ago

36 seconds, how long did you wait?

[–]pseudosara 0 points1 point ago

They're probably deliberately keeping it somewhat crappy because they can't show ads on the mobile version. The crappiness of the mobile app ensures that people will still occasionally access the regular site on a computer, where they can be shown ads.

[–]TChamberLn 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody else click on it, and wait for it to load? feel pretty dumb right now...

[–]bulletd0ll 0 points1 point ago

The app is shit on the HTC Inspire as well. I'm about to switch over the the iPhone. Oh the joys of what I have to look forward to!

[–]iDoctor 0 points1 point ago

Now the twitter app, thats beautiful

[–]MsHellsing 0 points1 point ago

I deleted that update. Fuck that shit.

[–]igivefreetickles 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that waited for it to load?

[–]AFurryReptile 0 points1 point ago

I waited for it to load.

god I'm having a long day...

[–]chilla- 0 points1 point ago

Oh, correct me if im wrong, but as an european I thought your online facilities were organized by them

[–]Banchoc 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Who else sat there like an idiot waiting for it to load? O_o

[–]xlivelaughlove 0 points1 point ago

I actually waited for something to load.

[–]adamdavidson 0 points1 point ago

So it's not just me? I thought it was something to do with my phone or carrier. I guess it's just a crappy program...

[–]HiaItsPeter 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for it to load.

[–]undeadninju 0 points1 point ago

I'm looking at this from my iPod and It took me a few seconds..

[–]SnideJaden 0 points1 point ago

i just use the mobile website version. loads quicker and doesnt mess with my phone, read my sms, upload my numbers, ect.

[–]TheShaneBennett 0 points1 point ago

I just waited like five minutes waiting for the facebook page to load, lmfao

[–]GarrettTheMole 0 points1 point ago

How did you get yours to say 4g at the top?

[–]Last_Gigolo 0 points1 point ago

TFG not just me.

Came close to spiking my phone many times.

[–]OisinDeignan 0 points1 point ago

Cool story, bro. Where did you get your awesome idea from?

[–]wookieluvr 1 point2 points ago

ohhhhh snapppppp

[–]Taterhater540 0 points1 point ago

The facebook app truly is terrible. On the increasingly rare occasion that I actually want to use facebook, I go for the mobile site. No sense in wasting space on the app.

[–]clarkhodgins 0 points1 point ago

how many of you actually waited a few seconds to let it load, then realized it was an image? don't lie

[–]sippycup1 0 points1 point ago

I waited for that to load waaaaaaaay too long.

[–]graysonh42 0 points1 point ago

I waited for this to load for about 10 minutes

[–]MidnightPanda 0 points1 point ago

I sat there a good ten minutes because i thought it was loading...