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[–][deleted] 90 points91 points ago

That is the worst possible title for this submission.

[–]silvergill 8 points9 points ago

I left my owner here somewhere!

[–]kris919 27 points28 points ago

How crumb?

[–]regansensei -2 points-1 points ago

Oh my god I'm dying =.D

[–]reddit_all_before 1 point2 points ago

These reverse-engineered reaction gif posts are killing me. You find a gif, and think of a reaction that you could attribute to it. It's not funny or original

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Jesus...

Little kid goes around his school saying "when does the bacon narwhal"

Little kid sees gif on the internet.

Reddit submission title: HOW I FEEL WHEN I'M TALLER THAN ONE PERSON BUT SHORTER THAN SATURN

Fucking retards.

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

'Cat Pat' would top that.

[–]ObsGenesis 0 points1 point ago

yeah it's really crumby.

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

How about "When you've just finished doing your business and your mom walks in"

[–]joelseph 6 points7 points ago

How about this style of submission should cease to exist because it is not funny ever.

[–]Lcat84 -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah who the fuck eats food that leaves crumbs on your bed?

[–]Thor4269[!] 5 points6 points ago

People who live in studio apartments and don't have anywhere else to eat their food... I made myself sad now...

[–]koolkid005 2 points3 points ago

People who are bad at cause-effect, like me. Also combined with laziness and a love of goldfish.

[–]Atomskie 17 points18 points ago

You know those new Hershey's "drops"? Well I had a few while reading before bed last night and apparently dropped one. It was of the cookies and cream variety. And let me tell you. I woke up looking like I had inadvertently starred in a 6 man gangbang. White. Everywhere. This is a warning.

[–]JezuzFingerz 9 points10 points ago

One time I fell asleep eating Cookie Dough Bites (I know, I'm a fatass) And I must've dropped some because when I woke up the next morning there were big brown stains all over my bed. I freaked out because I thought I had shit my bed in the middle of the night without even waking up

[–]Breathing_Balls 3 points4 points ago

Sorry about that. I tried to be discrete as possible.

[–]wilse 0 points1 point ago

You didn't drop any.

[–]rewindrecolour 7 points8 points ago

[–]evanemiller 0 points1 point ago

That hit the spot. Gratzi

[–]SOADA 9 points10 points ago

[–]Random_GIF_Generator -5 points-4 points ago

[–]BowlerNerd 7 points8 points ago

I don't pat the bed, I swipe.

[–]flying-sheep -1 points0 points ago

Not that it would help any better...

[–]BowlerNerd 4 points5 points ago

Yeah they tend to somehow leap right over my hand and end up right where they started.

[–]grimpoteuthis 1 point2 points ago

Every time.

[–]flying-sheep -1 points0 points ago

that’s what i meant. reddit is picky with its upvotes today ;)

[–]SimilarImage 31 points32 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month koryyyyytko When I'm looking for my phone.. here 33 603
1 month BlubberyGiraffe When you've misplaced your phone /r/gifs 25 1133
7 months aimeejay Wrinkle-Be-Gone! /r/gifs 6 263

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[–]codeninja 0 points1 point ago

What sorcery is this!?

[–]Sepulchural 3 points4 points ago

Guys, guys guys... some of us own cats that frantically pat the sheets because it makes ripples they like to chase. It's funny to us. To the rest of you who don't think it's funny, well... yeah yer right.

[–]ChubbyGirlsPmMe 0 points1 point ago

Yes, well OP should have referenced "Cat waves" instead of crumbs on the bed...

[–]OP_karma_whores 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When I'm looking for my phone.. 33coms 603pts 1mo funny
white fluffy persian cat on a white bed playing with bed cover 1com 1pt 1mo picsource
When you finally wash your bed sheets 0coms 4pts 1mo gif
When you've misplaced your phone 25coms 1133pts 1mo gifs
When you've misplaced your phone 0coms 6pts 1mo gifs
Wrinkle-Be-Gone! 6coms 263pts 8mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Oheina 1 point2 points ago

Not all of us have seen this.

[–]BlackBeauty4 0 points1 point ago

God these are stupid

[–]linkrobin 0 points1 point ago

I think the cat is trying to use a camouflage.

[–]MoarPlz 0 points1 point ago

You play with the crumbs?

[–]jamesbiff 0 points1 point ago

Doesnt matter how thoroughly you rub your sheets down, there will still be crumbs unless you take it all off and give it a good shake. If you dont, youll notice some at 3am and wont be able to get back to sleep.

[–]Kandimix 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if psychic or utterly predictable gif.

[–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

My cat does that exact same thing in the snow, only more crazy and he walks at the same time (back legs)

[–]nellbell27 0 points1 point ago

Not quite.

[–]DutchInfid3l 0 points1 point ago

I think my cat secretly does this to my bed. To deposit cat litter everywhere from under its pads.

[–]Kyakan 0 points1 point ago

I've gotten used to it.

[–]allthatsalsa 0 points1 point ago

I think its contact fell out.

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

Is r/funny now fully converted to r/reactiongifs?

[–]Deathmonger96 0 points1 point ago

What type of cat is this? I want 7.... thousand

[–]evanemiller 0 points1 point ago

It's that cat again! Where is he coming from?!

[–]Tagichatn -1 points0 points ago

I've never felt crumbs in my bed because I'm not a fucking barbarian nor do I invite people into my bed who are.

[–]noshurtafi -2 points-1 points ago

Can anyone else HEAR this!!!!!!? lol I know there is a name for this phenomenon, but I can't remember what it is.

[–]adaminc -2 points-1 points ago

They aren't crumbs, they are spiders, baby spiders, everywhere!