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[–]acdcpeon 26 points27 points ago

This dude is an idiot. He didn't even marinate it.

[–]Pwngulator 24 points25 points ago

You've clearly never had children. Babies are self-marinating; that's what diapers are for.

[–]Consternation 20 points21 points ago

Wallpaper.

[–]XanderKrews 6 points7 points ago

or Desktop Background.

[–]w3sticles 2 points3 points ago

Maybe it actually was a screensaver.

Do people still actually have screensavers?

[–]thanks_for_the_fish 1 point2 points ago

I do. This is mine.

[–]emmmgage 14 points15 points ago

The look on the baby's face makes it all that much better.

[–]TheRinger1976 11 points12 points ago

A Modest Proposal...

[–]ejdawson3 8 points9 points ago

And they didn't even crop out the part that says Chive on it!

[–]SimilarImage 67 points68 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 year gijyun Not mine, but deserves to be seen /r/pics 554 2732
7 months Vickd New screensaver. here 261 211
1 year whoneedsmeme Our friend came over to baby sit last night here 51 18

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[–]Tobislu 7 points8 points ago

This is my favorite repost. I'll allow it.

[–]jmad202 6 points7 points ago

Busted, I love this bot.

[–]rmacleod18 2 points3 points ago

me too but i wish it was on smaller sub reddits

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[–]nowhayjose 3 points4 points ago

If reddit was run on reposts, we would never have any new stuff. Reddit is run on original content. I dont care about reposts and I understand that some people haven't seen it yet, but don't go around thinking you are contributing something, when you are clearly not.

[–]bryanp71 3 points4 points ago

genius. repost or not. And I haven't seen it before

[–]sacredobelisk 2 points3 points ago

This fits with an ad I saw this morning on weather.com that said: "Got Kids? Find Delicious Lunch Recipes"

[–]flip314 1 point2 points ago

[–]catsnstuff97 1 point2 points ago

ive been laughing like 30 minutes straight at this

[–]LoopyLine 3 points4 points ago

Yay Chive

[–]Ego_Juxtaposed 1 point2 points ago

There should be a PSA against naming your child "Chive".

[–]jamarax 1 point2 points ago

thechive.com, not a kids name...

[–]Ego_Juxtaposed 0 points1 point ago

It was a general statement and in no way related to the site. I just feel very strongly that people should not name their child "Chive".

Phew.. Good save, self.

[–]Slothynator 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, it's this picture again.

[–]MomoTheCow 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this so many times, but it's the first time I've wondered what actually made the baby so terrified. What the hell is he looking at to give him that reaction?

[–]froggirl924 0 points1 point ago

The look on the baby's face is PRICELESS!

[–]TheRealKidBlue 0 points1 point ago

Taste like chicken.

[–]Station1337 0 points1 point ago

Umm that person is lucky to have Dada Life baby sit their kids.

[–]tomagig -1 points0 points ago

I love the terrified look on the baby.

[–]Baar444 0 points1 point ago

Who took the picture?

[–]I_am_not_angry 0 points1 point ago

Babies taste better from the Microwave... Like Swanson Pot Pies.

[–]7zark77 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck calls their kid Chive?

[–]jamarax 1 point2 points ago

Again, it's not the kids name...thechive.com

[–]this_guy_over_here 0 points1 point ago

my first face swap, never really used photoshop (have it at work)

[–]paranode -1 points0 points ago

Man, that makes me hungry. Guess I'm definitely an atheist.

[–]Auflodern 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate Atheists!

[–]Demonweed -1 points0 points ago

I am surprised a man named Chive would do such a thing. As a regular reader of r/atheism, I can offer my expert opinion that the baby in the casserole dish is woefully unseasoned and not properly tenderized.

[–]Chazzem 1 point2 points ago

It's a fantastic website, called The Chive.

[–]Demonweed 0 points1 point ago

Well, okay, but I still maintain that if you're not going to properly season and tenderize your babies, you might as well just eat them raw.

[–]A_terrible_comment -1 points0 points ago

No it wasn't you liar.

[–]BrutusBarbarian -2 points-1 points ago

Insert Sarah Jessica Parker joke here [ ]

[–]CompEngCraft -3 points-2 points ago

O DEAR GOD NO ONE NOTICED THIS WAS SEEMINGLY STOLEN FROM CHIVE (although it was reddit first....) HOLY DONT UPVOTE THE CHIVE AAAAAAA head explodes