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[–]witcoheibn 20 points21 points ago

There should be more Stitch gifs. Always stitch gifs.

[–]Allen139 1 point2 points ago

stitch gifs? as in, gifs that are entirely comprised of the charecter "Stitch" in the animated film called Lilo and Stitch?

[–]witcoheibn 1 point2 points ago

Yes. That.

[–]Allen139 1 point2 points ago

oh.

[–]witcoheibn 1 point2 points ago

Good talk.

[–]ManaSyn 19 points20 points ago

[–]Panq 8 points9 points ago

Or, if you're a Reddit addict but don't feel like wading through crap, top posts from /r/all/ in the past hour.

Side note: That's where I found this post.

[–]KazMux 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/0Z2Cs.jpg

These should be on by default imo.

Before I found out about this setting I didn't really up or downvote that much. Now even posts gets a vote from me.

And it doesn't matter where you log in from, you only see blue posts :)

[–]rastashark 1 point2 points ago

Or, if you're redditing on your phone app, instead of hitting "more" for more posts at the bottom of the page, move it to the left and it'll show you posts you haven't previously looked at.

However, it doesn't block the ones you already viewed from your computer-- first world problem.

[–]string97bean 4 points5 points ago

What time did you go to sleep that there are no new links?

[–]ajaxwhat[S] 2 points3 points ago

That's the thing! I went to sleep at 11:00pm, checked Reddit again at 7:45am.

Normally there are a wackload of new top links. Not today though, not today.

[–]MendoGreen 2 points3 points ago

DIABLO

[–]TheSimbie 3 points4 points ago

/r/reactiongifs. Go there.

[–]XaosZaleski 2 points3 points ago

That's when I usually browse the comments.

[–]surfsean 2 points3 points ago

So what you're saying is the Europeans need to get posting while America (assuming that's where you are) is sleeping?

[–]XCrunner321 2 points3 points ago

I'm on reddit on the toilet for the first time right now, and there are blue links! Let's see how long I stay here for.

[–]CalJGirl 2 points3 points ago

Not gonna lie, I am doing the same thing as we speak

[–]starthirteen 2 points3 points ago

You need to start hiding threads you've voted on. You'll never, ever run out of links.

[–]poptart2nd 2 points3 points ago

/r/reactiongifs is that way ------>

[–]magictoenail 2 points3 points ago

Man, this is terrible

[–]leedorham 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it. Are you peeing on Stitch?

[–]stevensamypp 2 points3 points ago

Some stay dry and others feel the pain.

[–]Anotherocean 1 point2 points ago

Naw dawg, in this analogy, he IS Stitch, going to the bathroom in the rain and fapping in dejection.

[–]toughbill 1 point2 points ago

What do you mean "Wake up"?

[–]Spiderdan 1 point2 points ago

It's raining here too :(

[–]badlydrawnboyz1 1 point2 points ago

Some people just want to watch their asshole burn

[–]Moncole 1 point2 points ago

Before I clicked this it was the only blue link on the page.

[–]topherotica 1 point2 points ago

Umm. You do know you can go into the individual subreddits for more articles, right?

[–]LocoCoopermar 1 point2 points ago

Poor stitch

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

how long does it take you to poop?

[–]acepiloto 1 point2 points ago

All of my links are always blue. Hide the ones you've seen by voting on them.

[–]Eonir 1 point2 points ago

Sitting for too long on a toilet may contribute to hemorrhoids. So watch out there.

[–]tushtush 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing ninety per cent of the upvotes on this post are from people squat'n surfin'. You got mine.

[–]killemyoung317 1 point2 points ago

Your's was one of the few blue links for my morning shit, and for that I thank you.

[–]MedievalKnieval 1 point2 points ago

You take that long to take a shit? Eat some goddamn fiber!

[–]Dustonthepaladin 1 point2 points ago

Nice touch with taking the blue away from stitch.

[–]UndBeebs 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly, on the toilet.

[–]awall528 1 point2 points ago

Its funny cause I'm reading this on the toilet. Hey yo!!

[–]gthing 1 point2 points ago

In your preferences set it to hide posts you've voted on. The front page will forever be fresh. Just up vote, down vote, or hide each story as you go by.

[–]wandermik 1 point2 points ago

I say, Fuck it, and look at the purple links again. Some make me laugh again. I am a simple man.

[–]jaksajak 1 point2 points ago

you browse the web on the toilet??

[–]Vee_Vee 1 point2 points ago

preferences>>check 'don't show links after I've liked them'

blue links forever

[–]dom65659 1 point2 points ago

Why don't you take a newspaper in like everybody else?

[–]wildlovemonkey 1 point2 points ago

How long do you sit on the toilet? Have you tried fiber?

[–]julio8oa 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for stitch. I fucking love stitch.

[–]forhammer 1 point2 points ago

there are always blue links somewhere.

[–]slayerrye2 1 point2 points ago

4 words: I FUCKING LOVE STITCH

[–]SimilarImage -1 points0 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week midgetfury How I felt when I saw all of my friends went to the movies without me. /r/gifs 44 1003
6 months Ent_Yoda [How I felt when my dealer told me he quit dealing. And he's my only connection = /r/trees 135 685
9 months Breadboy22 I'm not crying... It's just been raining on my face /r/gifs 9 109

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