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[–]BirdWithBowtie 30 points31 points ago

My sweetest friend

Every cat I know

Fattens up

In the end

[–]UglyLoveMachine 22 points23 points ago

And you could have it all

My empire of fur

[–]Dr_N00B 16 points17 points ago

I will let you meow

I will make you purr

[–]mjolk22 2 points3 points ago

Lol he literally say "purr" in Cash's version

If I could claw again

a million mice would be in pain

[–]wesman212 -2 points-1 points ago

But you're now too fat

To be the Führer

[–]Scuttlebutt91 2 points3 points ago

Wilford Brimley

[–]GamblinBear 2 points3 points ago

[–]remhawk99 5 points6 points ago

My sweetest friend, everyone I know goes away in the end.

[–]spader1 1 point2 points ago

President Taft.

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[–]rains1986 1 point2 points ago

thank you. it takes alot for me to laugh out loud.

[–]brigodon 0 points1 point ago

A redditor.

[–]Bixby66 0 points1 point ago

"Oh yeah...irresistible"

[–]Macorian 0 points1 point ago

a cat Mr. Garfield

[–]BigBadKitty 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus.

[–]hellosayonara 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey Betty Draper!

[–]Wolfenblade 0 points1 point ago

He stares as if "Dear Lord, I have really let myself go."

[–]BEIGE_CAT_MASK 0 points1 point ago

That cat has been fed too much karma

[–]MrYaah 0 points1 point ago

You've become a cat of the Scottish fold!

[–]danwoever 0 points1 point ago

He's become this

[–]stargirl142 0 points1 point ago

Huggable?

[–]asheleighelizabeth 0 points1 point ago

Clearly you have become a Garfield.

[–]ThisIsZach 0 points1 point ago

Garfield? Is that you?

[–]ufoools 0 points1 point ago

That's my boy.

[–]aliceinreality98 -1 points0 points ago

What kind of cat is that?

[–]Captaincrab1685 1 point2 points ago

Scottish fold.

[–]aliceinreality98 0 points1 point ago

As someone who's entire family is from Scotland, words cannot express how ashamed I am that I didn't know this. My grandmother would disown me if she found out.

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[–]beccaonice 0 points1 point ago

He's really fluffy.