How I feel watching porn that tries to have a story.

King-of-Spades42 · 3 months

in my high school a math teacher, a science teacher, and a history/ media teacher all shared an office with a border collie.

maniachamp · 3 months

Call me old fashioned but I love cheesy old pornos with a plot

redheaded_robot · 3 months

Lemon stealing whore!

hayashirice911 · 3 months

"Hi I'm Lexi"

"Hi I'm Brian"

starts fucking

Zomboy1 · 3 months

Your marks are slipping, you can fix them by having sex with me..... Porn logic

neededa2ndname · 3 months

Be honest. You would just skip a prolonged story, anyway.

GenericOnlineName · 3 months

As a pizza delivery driver I can confirm that none of this really happens.

And that those who order large all meat pizzas in fact, do not mean my penis.

munnyfish · 3 months

did someone say their pipes were leaking?

Marishke · 3 months

Porn with a story makes for a better evening with your significant other than 10 4-minute clips. A lot of people forget that pornography can be entertainment just like a regular film. I dragged my boyfriend with me to the Pirates II premiere at UCLA, and was quoted in our paper (One of the two female students that was quoted without protesting the premiere in the article).

http://www.dailybruin.com/index.php/article/2008/12/free-screening-pirates-ii-sails-smoothly

I love the stories. If there's humor, pirate ships, and Evan Stone doing his Zapp Brannigan voice, all the better (Yes, he stated that Futurama was his inspiration for his character).

LNMagic · 3 months

Lemon-stealing whore!

couldntderp · 3 months

I lol'd. "Oh so there's a pizza stuck in the pool filter? Well good thing you're a plumber, 'cause... blowjob."

edit: sperring

ProjectBeans · 3 months

You should watch Pirates. It's the most expensive porno ever made. The bits of the story I saw weren't bad. Wikipedia

yeathl · 3 months

Derserves chukle and upvote...

And now I must go weep while drinking whiskey due to the realization that I have watched so much porn that this is "amusing" rather than "confusing."

"Aughhhhhh -huh-huh-huh-huuuuuuh!!!!!! .... snotty inhale ...... WHAAAAAAughhhhhh-uhuhu-uhuh-hu-huuuuuuh!!!!!!! .... sniff wipe"

Im_not_the_cops · 3 months

Holy shit I was going to post this. Thought about it today.

are you me?

ryan2point0 · 3 months

I mean it really got out of hand.

Scoobydoobydooo7 · 3 months

But SOMEONE has to drive the babysitter home!

coolestkid92 · 3 months

a girl who applied to live in my house next year used to be a porn star. she does not know that I know. I spent a solid day watching just the plot scenes in her movies to confirm it was really her while avoiding watching any real porn. it was strange.

iSteve · 3 months

He fixes the cable? Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

[deleted] · 3 months

Boy, that was reposted quickly.

s_2_k · 3 months

This is a repost.

a_little_girley · 3 months

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pakw4/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/slfkc/when_i_skip_porn_from_the_start_to_the_middle_sfw/ http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/taanl/how_i_feel_when_watching_the_plot_sections_of/

among like 5 others

Lafingas · 3 months

are you serious... this meme is based off of that EXACT premise... fucking worst kind of repost.

sangeli · 3 months

Someone has already made this exact meme really.

Thumbz8 · 3 months

Best use of this catch phrase I've ever seen.

GeorgeTaylorG · 3 months

Story and acting is the best part of porn.

faggie · 3 months

I just click around the stream until the good stuff cums on

CaptainSMASH · 3 months

I always thought he was holding a mini eiffel tower but now that I look at it it's a beer.

dooblagras · 3 months

That's what she said.

SirSevy · 3 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--xCSwOST04

oh, i went there.

4:00

yoavhermon · 3 months

Try "Pirates", not only is it made out of 80% story, but it is probably the porn with the highest production value out there. CGI skeletons and what not

rockpoodle · 3 months

This one with Alektra Blue has a pretty good storyline. The guy's a pretty convincing actor. She's a bit crap.

fancyfire · 3 months

"Oh , I hate it when the porn is trying to have a stroy" -Randy Marsh (Watching the beginning of the "Lord of the Rings" movie)South Park anyone?

Jocosity · 3 months

Laughed out loud at that one

DaBignazty11 · 3 months

Why is there acting its not like Ian nominating it for a Emmy.

electricmice · 3 months

porn that has a good story is always the best porn. watch, young don juan

"Les exploits d'un jeune Don Juan"

you're welcome.

fallen55 · 3 months

Boy, this hasn't been posted before...

ChromeFuture · 3 months

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circuzninja · 3 months

LOL...did you see my self.funny post this weekend?

RemyTaveras · 3 months

I try not to complain about these too much but i've seen this exact picture and title combo at least 3 times now.

poprocks71 · 3 months

Oh my god, people are really over doing it with these "How I feel..." posts, they aren't even the slightest bit funny.

Itastepaint · 3 months

My first thought is always "goddamn. Stop trying to act and get to the fucking."

everydayfromwork · 3 months

haha! This is great!

Brodo_Swaggins · 3 months

Saw the exact same title and imgur a month ago. You sir are a karma whore.

ikaika92 · 3 months

I laughed harder than I should've.

QuantumButterfly · 3 months

How I feel watching porn trying to have a story.

funny

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