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[–]myhandsarebananas 33 points34 points ago

Scumbag battery indicator:
Says you have 45 minutes of battery left
Shuts off after 10 minutes.

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

Start using torrents, buddy.

[–]colinstalter 0 points1 point ago

Where do you download from?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

thetotallylegaldownloadsource.cc

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's blocked in the UK now.

If you're in the UK you have to use thetotallylegaldownloadsource.pirateparty.org.uk

[–]NickyNichols 5 points6 points ago

Thanks OP! I haven't laughed like that in a while!

[–]Psyducks 2 points3 points ago

i have about 4 seconds before my battery dies if i take the charger out

[–]B118 2 points3 points ago

Find another power source

Well I've been trying to harness power from sub-space by making gerbils run anti-clockwise around a TV antenna, while ontop of a tower block, in a lightening storm. However to this day it has not worked.

[–]LOLlerblades100 4 points5 points ago

I will never get tired of the bubble girl meme.

[–]incoming_n_word 5 points6 points ago

On everything, OP, fuck you. My phone flashed 4% remaining as I opened this. BRB...

[–]douglasr007 0 points1 point ago

2 hours ago? He's dead, Jim.

[–]Habieru7 1 point2 points ago

My crap only lasts like 45mins unplugged.

[–]Spytie 1 point2 points ago

"Best exercise I had all day..."

[–]RX_queen 0 points1 point ago

Sad but true :c

[–]itscoldinminnesota 1 point2 points ago

Then it dies literally 5 seconds before you plug it in.

[–]Dbo-0161 1 point2 points ago

Haha grab the extension lead quick

[–]imeanthat 1 point2 points ago

[–]Bmitchy1234 1 point2 points ago

7% you mean 30 seconds. Run Forrest Run

[–]Johnstantine 3 points4 points ago

Laughed out loud on this one.

[–]esap120 1 point2 points ago

...Usually when this happens I pretend its a bomb and if i don't charge it and it turns of people will die: "Oh shit!! Where is the charger!? Oh god! I need to hurry! laptop dies Oh god no!! I have failed..." and then I am in a funk for the rest of the day because I couldn't save the imaginary people from the laptop bomb :(

[–]skirised 2 points3 points ago

I feel your pain.

[–]trixter192 0 points1 point ago

I can go another hour when that warning pops up. I just sort of smirk and look around. Then I realize I'm a loser with a netbook by myself.

[–]StarCass 0 points1 point ago

I always wonder what the alternative power source is

[–]robomekk 0 points1 point ago

you could try putting in new, charged battery, because apparently some people do that.

[–]StarCass 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't this kill all power anyways?

[–]robomekk 0 points1 point ago

Maybe, if out in the woods somewhere, you could hibernate, pull the battery, replace it, and resume operation. Or something?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I just keep the charger beside me. Idk why I don't just leave it plugged in now that I think about it.

[–]justanotherlurker1 0 points1 point ago

I kid you not the moment I opened this my computer came up with that message.

[–]twitterless_Mitch17 0 points1 point ago

Especially when im watching porn.

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

I had a teammate in an engineering project group who would abruptly yell "MAYDAY" and jump up from his chair when he got this message. Scared the shit out of me

[–]Necara 0 points1 point ago

The funny thing is my laptop died right after I opened this link. I never even got a warning. :(

[–]verymuchn0 0 points1 point ago

Lenovos make the most awful sounds when they die (run out of battery).

[–]animatetate1 0 points1 point ago

For MacBooks, its when the screen goes blank, you got like 10 seconds before it shuts down to plug it in, i run like a very fast animal.

[–]lilLocoMan 0 points1 point ago

Mine just skips the warning at all..

[–]bobblehat 0 points1 point ago

This Literally just happened to me haha

[–]i_eat_potatoes 0 points1 point ago

I despise that fucking noise it makes.

[–]russelln 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, can none of you remember to just charge your damn devices?

[–]brainrazer 5 points6 points ago

Mine has a bad connection. I always have it plugged in. I have it set to dim a ton if it becomes disconnected, because this means I only have about 30 seconds to wiggle the connection before it shuts down and my team loses Dustbowl because I'm the only engineer.

[–]that_thin_line 0 points1 point ago

You just reminded me that I'm not perfect. Damn, that sucks.

[–]chemguy90 0 points1 point ago

That is my exact facial expression. I just carry my laptop instead of getting my cable.

[–]cuntzzz 0 points1 point ago

bahh i can truly appreciate this. My lap top last about 30 secs before it dies, which really sucks when i poop

[–]medicrow -1 points0 points ago

It really is

[–]stien808 -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Interwhat -1 points0 points ago

Fuck hibernation mode, it might as well turn off for all I care, its still gonna take forever to boot back up because of that fucking "windows is resuming..." screen.

[–]ThreeHolePunch -1 points0 points ago

I must be dense...where's the funny in this?

[–]tentakelbob -2 points-1 points ago

this is fuckin' funny!!

[–]MutantstyleZ -2 points-1 points ago

LOL I DONT WANT MY COMPUTER TO TURN OFF XD