Meeting a redditor in real life

poleethman · 4 months

My exact reaction when my friend's little sister tried to talk to me about reddit.

gigantepicante · 4 months

This hit too close to home. Whenever someone mentions Reddit, I play dumb on the subject.

AddictiveSoup · 4 months

Ha we're all Stanley right guys? Definitely not the annoying one bringing it up. Ri.. right guys?

Alfierulz · 4 months

whenever some says "when does the narwhal bacon" on reddit, or off reddit. I FEEL LIKE STABBING SOMEONE.

JerFlip · 4 months

when does the narwhal bacon? oh, you're a friENT? we should chill all the time and smoke le blunt ron paul [9]

nuinbot · 4 months

"When does the narwhal bacon?" snickers

"When OP is a faggot."

Slyco · 4 months

I do not think that is funny.

HalfRetardHalfAmazin · 4 months

Met a man in a bar in Austin, TX who was also a redditor.

My female friend made the mistake of saying, "I'm out of fucks to give," to the poor guy. He looked at her, then me, and exclaimed, "YOU GUYS GO ON REDDIT?!"

My reaction: http://i.imgur.com/AHunB.gif

Then I went back to drinking and watching the game.

RichMitcheee · 4 months

Whenever someone asks if I am I redditor, I just say I enjoy 9gag more.

You guys complain a lot about 9gag, but the three people I've told 9gag is better have not yelled at me. I was highly disappointed.

Keyburrito · 4 months

Like this ever happens

Brickarick · 4 months

My little brother recently discovered reddit.

So this nonsense goes down everytime I'm around him.

my_little_mutation · 4 months

Especially being a gonewild poster.

"Oh I'm kinda familiar with it, don't get on too terribly much, nah I don't have a username..." all while subtly scanning their front page for boobie pictures.

The main reason why every day I consider deleting all my posts.

jennadee · 4 months

especially true when a guy finds out you're a girl and a redditor.

Lut3s · 4 months

Ah yes the "when does the narwhal bacon" fist bump.

Perfect.

Errday_Im_Hylian · 4 months

I found out my cousin was a Redditor when I heard him talking about that lady with the bionic suit that ran a marathon.

And then I found out he has a lot of cats.

I didn't want to bring up Reddit. "Oh, we go to the same website." It's like forming a bond with someone because they watch Good Morning America instead of the Early Show.

turtlenecking · 4 months

I hate when people talk about reddit. I know based on the stuff you reference that you're a redditor, don't actually use that wooorrrrdddddd.

DHumefan · 4 months

What episode is this from?

THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN · 4 months

This isn't how I want to be remembered.

All_Tomato · 4 months

The only person that lives in my city that I know for sure is a redditor is Jim Benton.

Scup · 4 months

"OMG YOU REDDIT? I REDDIT!" "Yeahh..."

RonaldFuckingPaul · 4 months

r/BlackAtheism ------------->

anpwn · 4 months

I feel weird that people expect a "connection" because we go to the same website, like Reddit is some elite underground group and you have to murder someone to get in.

Megaequinoxio · 4 months

Oh snap. Don't talk about Reddit, but make fun of hipsters.

DiaDeLosMuertos · 4 months

Weird, my sister was watching this episode earlier.

kingdavecako · 4 months

What does one call the African American gesture that he made?

iam0594 · 4 months

The conversation between me and the one other guy I know who is a redditor goes as such:

1st Person: "Did you see that post with ________?" 2nd: "No, I haven't been on reddit yet today." 1st: attempts to describe post 2nd: "Hah, I'll have to check it out."

That's how it is every time. We respect each other's spheres, George Constanza style.

[deleted] · 1 month

I don't tell people I only use the iPhone app because I feel like this is how they would respond. :l

brownstoned · 4 months

CHRIP^CHRIP

Mapes · 4 months

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wanderso24 · 4 months

WHAT TIME DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?!?! LOL

MovingPavements · 4 months

I once met a Redditor at my local electronic shop he was installing AOL on the computers and I instantly knew he was a Redditor for when I started singing "You're beautiful" by James Blunt he instantly finished the remaining lyrics, We both paused and shared a look of amazement to spot each other in the wild, We sat down chatted, We even went to get some curry at the local Indian restaurant and as we were walking out he turns to me and I realize that all of this was a ploy to get me to spend 3.50 on Shit in a bottle that he was trying to pass off as aftershave and it dawned on me that this was not a Redditor it was the Lochness Monster and I said "Look here Lochness monster I won't give you 3.50".

diandrarose · 4 months

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