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wise words from ron swanson. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]UseThe4s 61 points62 points ago

Didn't he have a drinking match with his first wife, where they drank clear moonshine?

[–]VinceS22 82 points83 points ago

Yeah, but the only legal use for it was to strip varnish off of speed boats.

[–]MyRawrMachine 30 points31 points ago

They also use it to burn warts off of the mules.

[–]Ekiph 16 points17 points ago

It's also an alternative fuel for diesel.

[–]RedAero 8 points9 points ago

You can put almost anything combustible in a diesel engine with some tuning.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 11 points12 points ago

TIL I can fill up my truck with gunpowder.

[–]RedAero 6 points7 points ago

Combustible liquid.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 4 points5 points ago

Ohhhhh...

[–]Dreamwaltzer 7 points8 points ago

LIQUID GUNPOWDER

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well, nobody's stopping you, but it won't work well...

[–]Canadn_Guy 0 points1 point ago

For Science!

[–]natron6 4 points5 points ago

Diesel engines were originally meant to run on peanut oil.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

That's hippie talk.

[–]ninfan200 0 points1 point ago

TIL

[–]oddthingtosay 0 points1 point ago

Even cats.

[–]bloodflart 42 points43 points ago

He didn't have a drinking match, 4 women did. Then he took it from them and downed more than all of them combined to prove it was a sissy drink.

[–]UseThe4s 3 points4 points ago

Ah, you're right. Thank you. And I guess that means it's true: Ron Swanson is infallible.

[–]Trip_McNeely 1 point2 points ago

Link

[–]ibeatitonhard 0 points1 point ago

I love the form.

[–]blackredfellow 128 points129 points ago

As much as I typically agree with Ron Swanson, this is false. Gin, vodka, and "white" or "silver" tequila... and let's not forget Everclear or just straight up moonshine.

[–]elerner 65 points66 points ago

Swanon Family Mash Liquor is made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil; its only legal use is to strip varnish off of speed boats, and is also clear.

[–]bloodflart 37 points38 points ago

4 women were drinking that before he took that swig, go figure...

[–]DisguisedRope 37 points38 points ago

What he took was no mere swig.

[–]austin713 11 points12 points ago

by swig you mean finished the jug?

[–]be_mindful 8 points9 points ago

yes, but two of them were Tammies, and the other two couldn't handle it.

[–]IM_THE_DECOY 0 points1 point ago

"This ends now!"

[–]Bearable 25 points26 points ago

You do realize that Ron Swanson is a satire of libertarians, right? He's not supposed to be someone you typically agree with.

[–]Kaluthir 23 points24 points ago

As a libertarian, I think Ron Swanson is hilarious. And awesome.

[–]Bearable 17 points18 points ago

To be fair, libertarians tend to parody themselves.

[–]pizzaparty183 0 points1 point ago

I used to be a libertarian until I found god on a mescaline trip in the Himalayas with my grandparents. True story.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 0 points1 point ago

I DISAGREE WITH YOU!

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    [–]RobotFolkSinger 9 points10 points ago

    He is a satire of libertarians, but he is also a pinnacle of manliness.

    [–]gvsteve 6 points7 points ago

    In the same sense that Hank Hill is a parody of conservatives, but many conservatives still really like the character.

    [–]BrainInAJar 0 points1 point ago

    Hank never really struck me as a conservative, just a reluctant moderate

    [–]Moregunsthanpatience 0 points1 point ago

    Hank struck me as fearful of change due to his abusive father and equally submissive mother. Brought up with "traditional" Texas culture quite literally beaten into him, the idea of outsiders, shifting political climate, and cultural differences seem to be difficult things for him to cope with. Strange that a man who was so abused could be so overly trusting.

    [–]Knight_of_Malta 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah but he has a great moral compass and leadership skills

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

    He also happens to be the most sensible one of the entire group. Liberalism is for the birds. They just play on some of the more extreme characteristics crazy people embrace. The also tend to play on the unending support and obedience liberals give to the current administration with Leslie. Hes completely silent regarding religion, as Libertarianism suggests people should be. Hes a feminist although he doesn't like to call himself an anything-ist. He supports gay rights. And hes a caring individual who speaks his mind no matter what. Yeah i disagree with him all the time.

    [–]xTELOx 1 point2 points ago

    As a college student, I prefer Gemclear, 5 bucks cheaper than Everclear.

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      [–]Horrible_Economics 231 points232 points ago

      Gin is hardly a pussy drink.

      [–]Reddit_cctx 81 points82 points ago

      That was the exact drink being ordered in the scene. Which doesn't match the image but, oh well.

      [–]Horrible_Economics 39 points40 points ago

      Ben ordered a gin and tonic though, I can see the argument that it doesn't score as many man-points as single malt scotch. But still, something like a martini is a proper drinking man's drink and it's clear as can be.

      [–]sltkr 6 points7 points ago

      I'm always afraid to order Scotch in a bar because I'm afraid they serve some unpalatable swill. At least with gin you know what you can expect.

      [–]ShadyJane 5 points6 points ago

      Rosy cheeks and a fun night.

      [–]geckahn 1 point2 points ago

      you'll generally need to specify a brand. Not many bars keep well scotch around.

      [–]BrainInAJar 1 point2 points ago

      Well that's not true. You could get Beefeater or some other crap.

      Protip: in Canada, order Victoria. In the UStates, No.209, or Junipero

      [–]trainingmontage83 0 points1 point ago

      A lot of places actually have Dewar's as their well scotch. Always ask, though.

      [–]frankoftank 18 points19 points ago

      I don't think martinis are considered manly by most people.

      [–]Blitzkriegkhan 113 points114 points ago

      Three words: James Fucking Bond

      [–]tEnPoInTs 13 points14 points ago

      It seems to me that if James Bond drank a Virgin Strawberry Daiquiri it would be instantly considered a man's drink. Says less about the drink.

      Then again, the dude made white Russians acceptable for men, so maybe there's a threshold of pop-culture manliness acceptance that it overcame.

      [–]Anomander 17 points18 points ago

      The gendering of drinks is a social construction entirely, so I don't think it's arbitrariness is any more bizarre than its very existence.

      [–]pifarm 14 points15 points ago

      I have an idea for a bar (that probably a lot of other people have had too)

      Have 2 drink menus, one for men, one for ladies

      Each menu has the exact same drinks but they are called different things. Men also have the drinks in different glasses from women

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        [–]NothingtodohereOGW 39 points40 points ago

        So that's his middle name, I always wondered what it could be.

        [–]stillalone 117 points118 points ago

        I thought his middle name was James and his first and last names were Bond.

        [–]solidsnake2730 20 points21 points ago

        Bond...James Bond. Seems legit

        [–]twitch1982 6 points7 points ago

        Actually, it's Herbert.

        [–]Trippnbilliez 1 point2 points ago

        Kinda kills his awesomeness...very, very slightly, but it does

        [–]twitch1982 2 points3 points ago

        I dunno, Its kindof a boy named sue type thing.

        [–]Trippnbilliez 1 point2 points ago

        I'd prefer Sue. Herbert...that name cannot be bad ass, like the name Preston. "who beat the shit outta you?" "sigh...Herbert" That just doesn't seem right.

        [–]MrWoohoo 6 points7 points ago

        I always figured it was "Danger"...

        [–]blakkheart67 1 point2 points ago

        Danger.

        [–]pattyhax 3 points4 points ago*

        Who takes his martinis shaken instead of stirred with a bar spoon. Shaking the ice chips it, causing it to melt faster. Its a recipe for a weak drink, not to mention it bruises the alcohol and makes it taste sharp.

        [–]DevinTheGrand 27 points28 points ago

        Bruises the alcohol. Oh god, as a chemist I think you just killed me.

        [–]pattyhax 1 point2 points ago

        I don't know what to tell you chemistry wise. All I know is I used to bar tend and martini drinkers would bitch back and forth to one another endlessly about the effects of bruising. I've never had a taste for em, I'm only conveying what I've picked up from my customers.

        Maybe they're just full of shit :P

        [–]stillnotking 2 points3 points ago

        What they mean by "bruising" is chilling it too much, which dulls the flavor. It's more a matter of shaking it too long than too hard, though.

        [–]snoaj -1 points0 points ago

        So as a bartender what think?

        [–]DevinTheGrand 1 point2 points ago

        I think a bartender should probably call whatever occurs when you shake a martini something that isn't patently retarded.

        [–]fuckyoubarry 1 point2 points ago

        It titrates the gin. That's what I'm calling it from now on.

        [–]Trip_McNeely 0 points1 point ago

        I'll call it whatever the fuck they want if they keep tipping well.

        [–]Sonic_Bluth 0 points1 point ago

        It's just an idiom. No need to be a dick about it.

        [–]neologasm 3 points4 points ago

        What if he likes it that way, motherfucker?

        [–]gimpwiz 9 points10 points ago

        This whole bruising the alcohol... I don't know if I buy it.

        Also, 'shaken not stirred' seems to me as a remark on himself, so just call it a martini and don't quibble.

        [–]elebrin -3 points-2 points ago

        Except that it isn't a martini, it is being made with vodka. I don't call drinks made with things other then gin, white vermouth (maybe), and olives martinis. If I skip the vermouth, I generally call it a Churchill.

        [–]iforgot120 2 points3 points ago

        He drinks martinis (the gin + dry vermouth kind) often, though. It's just that his signature drink (the Vesper Martini) has vodka (and gin and lillet [instead of dry vermouth, although they're both wines, basically]).

        [–]TwoTacoTuesdays 0 points1 point ago

        Upvoted so hard. A martini with vodka in the place of gin isn't a martini at all.

        [–]BrainInAJar 0 points1 point ago

        Martini was traditionally made with sweet (red) vermouth. A dry martini is a martini with white vermouth. if someone thinks a dry martini is a cup of vodka, they're an idiot. It's gin + white vermouth. No vodka.

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          [–]Kaluthir 1 point2 points ago

          Yeah, but as a spy, he needs to be on top of his shit all the time. If he needs to drink, he needs a weak drink. That's pretty much the only situation where watering down your drink doesn't affect the manliness.

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            [–]Idiotank 0 points1 point ago

            James Mutha Fuckin Bond

            [–]aznkidjoey 2 points3 points ago

            More appropriate, because All Americans know that British people have two middle names.

            [–]cdb03b 17 points18 points ago

            Martini's are considered manly. James Bond drank them. So do many of the men in Mad Men, Hawkeye and the gang from MASH, and many other "manly" characters.

            Appletini's and the whole slew of cocktails masquerading as martini's are not.

            [–]TI-83 9 points10 points ago

            Frank Sinatra?

            [–]hellosweetie 5 points6 points ago

            Mr Bond would beg to differ.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

            You are wrong. Martinis heal all wounds.

            [–]Trip_McNeely 1 point2 points ago

            I just heard this from someone else last weekend. Which is funny because my immediate response was, "What? No, that's not true. James Bond, enough said." But then I started thinking about it and sure enough, most of the times that I've been around when someone ordered a martini, it was a woman.

            [–]alskdjf2 6 points7 points ago

            It's because many restaurants will call any cocktail a martini and they come fruit flavored. Real martinis are very simple and far from a fruity drink.

            [–]BrainInAJar 1 point2 points ago

            real martini ( gin & vermouth ) not crantini or appletini or whatever else-tini that is served in a cocktail glass despite having neither gin nor vermouth in it.

            [–]CowFu 0 points1 point ago

            Vodka, vermouth, 2 olives and a little bit of the olive water.

            [–]BrainInAJar 0 points1 point ago

            drop the vodka and the olive brine, use gin. Vodka tastes like nothing, so people add olive brine just so that it tastes like something

            Seriously, if you think you don't like gin, you almost certainly don't like cheap gin.

            [–]CowFu 0 points1 point ago

            I don't mind gin (the bombay saphire one is what I have in my cabinet), I just like dirty martinis better. Sorry you don't like olive brine, I find it super tasty and don't care for it mixed with the gin taste. Also, stop saying vodka tastes like nothing, if you can't tell the difference between a grape/potato/wheat vodka based on taste you don't have the pallet to be judging me.

            I usually just drink gin and soda water if I'm drinking gin.

            [–]bockh 1 point2 points ago

            Humphrey Bogart, one of the manliest men ever, played men who drank gin frequently. In Casablanca, he owned a gin joint. In the African Queen, he doesn't bring any water on the trip, just gin, which he drinks straight or cut with dirty water straight from an African river.

            [–]snoaj 0 points1 point ago

            You are right. You don't think.

            [–]budbuds 0 points1 point ago

            You've never drunk a real martini

            [–]Mikey-2-Guns -2 points-1 points ago

            Boo this man!

            [–]m4n715 -1 points0 points ago

            Oh god. That gif just won all the intenets.

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                [–]JackTCR 8 points9 points ago

                This is truly the first thing I thought of. Gin and tonic is my drink of choice.

                [–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

                Gin and tonics kept the British Empire tanked and prevented malaria.

                I must agree with you and respectfully disagree with Ron. Last time I checked, no one has actively fought tropical diseases with scotch.

                [–]Uncle-Dads-Whistle 23 points24 points ago

                Well it's the quinine in tonic that prevents malaria; gin does nothing for tropical diseases. On the other hand, Humphrey Bogart and John Huston avoided dysentery in Africa by drinking nothing but whiskey, so there's that.

                [–]thaverge 3 points4 points ago

                and the scotch kills the flies too

                http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043265/trivia?tab=tr&item=tr0755491

                [–]alskdjf2 1 point2 points ago

                They surely drank other liquids as well, a nice myth but physiologically not plausible. Add beer to that and you are all set though - beer was a fantastic early way of preserving water that had nice other properties!

                [–]Uncle-Dads-Whistle 0 points1 point ago

                It's also possible that they got their fluids from the canned vegetables they ate.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                I am aware that it's in the tonic.

                You are correct about the African Queen, however.

                [–]crapnovelist 9 points10 points ago

                The lime also stops the scurvy. No gin and tonic, no big-ass empire.

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                  [–]be_mindful 3 points4 points ago

                  i think that's part of the joke considering the character of Ron Swanson.

                  also, in the episode with Ron's mother she brings out some home made moonshine which was absolute death. moonshine being clear.

                  [–]TheDukeDude 5 points6 points ago

                  Negroni. 'Nuff said. That drink put hair on the beard that I grow on my dick.

                  [–]iforgot120 0 points1 point ago

                  I love negronis, but the Campari stands out a lot more than the gin does.

                  [–]TheDukeDude 0 points1 point ago

                  Very true. The negroni is actually the only cocktail I've had with Campari. Do you have any comparable drinks I should try?

                  [–]BrainInAJar 0 points1 point ago

                  A negroni is essentially a martini with campari in it. Minus the campari, you get a martini with a lemon twist. Drink that.

                  [–]iforgot120 0 points1 point ago

                  ? Not at all. Negronis use sweet vermouth instead of dry, and has a lot less gin than a traditional martini does.

                  [–]iforgot120 0 points1 point ago

                  I can't think of any off the top of my head. I know of a couple others, mixed with like grapefruit juices or something, but I'd have to search around for them. Campari neat (or on rocks) isn't too bad, though, if you're used to the taste.

                  [–]lonrstonr 1 point2 points ago

                  Compared to whisky it sure is. You can't deny that.

                  [–]Knight_of_Malta 0 points1 point ago

                  I don't understand, its manly because it tastes worse?

                  [–]dclowd9901 1 point2 points ago

                  Thank you for taking the words right out of my pussy.

                  [–]Arvald 0 points1 point ago

                  its like being molested by a pine tree, you dont want to want it, but you do.

                  [–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

                  "Vile" comes to mind...

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                    [–]seaofblasphemy 17 points18 points ago

                    WRONG SCREENCAP

                    DV

                    [–]LutzExpertTera 67 points68 points ago

                    I posted this yesterday

                    [–]katydid7052[!] 40 points41 points ago

                    And you used the correct scene. I don't understand it either.

                    [–]Blahblag12321 20 points21 points ago

                    Sometimes you just need some Redddit magic

                    [–]valkyrio 3 points4 points ago

                    He reminds me of Rashida Jones, if she had curlier hair.

                    [–]TakingKarmaFromABaby 3 points4 points ago

                    He reminds me of a Spanish Shia LaBeouf

                    [–]mainsworth 6 points7 points ago

                    Oh my gosh you only got 100 upvotes for someone else's joke. You poor guy.

                    [–]LutzExpertTera 3 points4 points ago

                    Fair enough.

                    [–]kooweel 5 points6 points ago

                    text too small. picture too dark. ron swanson too small

                    [–]afrobotics 5 points6 points ago

                    How will you feed your children without all that karma?

                    [–]severedfinger 8 points9 points ago

                    Ron's lines in this episode were so great. Ron: "Do me a favor there Dana, reach into that crate, pull out a bottle of single malt scotch, pour me four fingers of it, and throw away the cap" Bartender: "I only have blended whiskey." Ron: "Why? Are children even allowed at this event?"

                    Also, Ben's reaction when he drank the scotch was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. God, that show is awesome.

                    [–]lawlolawl144 3 points4 points ago

                    I'm sorry for being an idiot, but what show is this from? I'm always seeing Ron Swanson quotes on Reddit so I'm interested :)

                    [–]umop__3pisdn 0 points1 point ago

                    Parks and Recreation

                    [–]nessi[!] 0 points1 point ago

                    I envy you for being able to watch it the first time, now that you know what it is.

                    [–]NitroHawk209 2 points3 points ago

                    Ron Swanson on bowling: Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

                    [–]Emily_Dickinson 9 points10 points ago

                    Russia begs to differ, my comrade

                    [–]superoriginalusernam 5 points6 points ago

                    This actually took longer to appear on reddit than I thought it would. And he was talking about Gin and Tonic.

                    [–]Pravusmentis 16 points17 points ago

                    Considering the history of gin and tonics; that tonic used to have much higher levels of quinine, a mildly hallucinogenic anti-malarial drug, and it was given to troops in the great war. But it was too gross so they allocated gin to mix with it and help the soldiers not get malaria. Because of this the quote is bullshit.

                    [–]tabereins 22 points23 points ago

                    It is possibly the only mixed drink where the alcohol was added to make the mixer more tolerable.

                    [–]evaunit517 5 points6 points ago

                    Long Island Iced Tea. For whatever reason adding more alcohol to alcohol makes the alcohol taste less like alcohol.

                    [–]superoriginalusernam 0 points1 point ago

                    Well I never actually thought that I would be able to disagree with ron Swanson...but there ya go.

                    [–]SickZX6R 8 points9 points ago

                    I don't think gin & tonics are anything close to a girly drink. Most of the girls I know drink fruity shit, wine, beer, rum, or vodka.

                    [–]vadergeek 3 points4 points ago

                    This is Ron Swanson. His standards of manliness are high.

                    [–]SickZX6R -2 points-1 points ago

                    Moonshine, everclear, Montezuma silver tequila.. his generalization is off in this case, in my opinion.

                    [–]LuciferBowels 2 points3 points ago

                    It is a TV character. He isn't being quoted for accuracy.

                    [–]randomlurk 0 points1 point ago

                    vodka soda is my go to drink, it makes me feel better (mentally) not drinking the super sugary drinks (I'm a girl).

                    [–]IHopeTheyDied 0 points1 point ago

                    who cares

                    [–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 7 points8 points ago

                    I am going to side with James Bond on this one.

                    [–]donnissoph 1 point2 points ago

                    Up voted this post before I even saw the picture.

                    [–]SaltedMeats 1 point2 points ago

                    You drive, I've had 11 whiskeys.

                    I thought those were fairly wise words.

                    [–]sadwer 2 points3 points ago

                    Just because Ron Swanson said it doesn't make it wise, or true. In this case he's very, very wrong.

                    [–]garfunkelle 3 points4 points ago

                    I will upvote Ron Swanson always and forever

                    [–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

                    /r/celebrityworship, no wait, /r/FakeCelebrityWorship, but then /r/jokesformTV too?

                    [–]sltkr 1 point2 points ago

                    I think you mean /r/jokesfromtv.

                    [–]RustleAllTheJimmies 2 points3 points ago

                    beer is for people who relish the idea of nursing a boulder in their abdomen for the rest of their lives.

                    [–]supa1337 0 points1 point ago

                    Ron Swanson, FUCKING CAPITALIZE !!! Also, wrong scene.

                    [–]justgetinthevanok 1 point2 points ago

                    in the words of my dear old dead granda (at every party he went to) "I'll just have a few gins...i'm drivin....", he thought gin had no alcohol because it was colourless, and that by drinking it he was being a responsible designated driver. I visited him the night before he died with my Da, my granda didnt know who anyone in the room was(all were members of his family obv) but he could identify bottles of powers and black bush whiskies when he was shown them... miss that guy...

                    [–]CrazyBastard 0 points1 point ago

                    vodka?

                    [–]eagleapex 21 points22 points ago

                    Vodka is the slut of alcohols.

                    [–]cruxix 6 points7 points ago

                    Yes... that is exactly what all those angry Russian soldiers are..

                    [–]Salva_Veritate 1 point2 points ago

                    The cheap slut. Approved by your local alcoholic college student who doesn't like beer.

                    I'll drink cheap vodka, but I refuse to sully whiskey by buying cheap plastic handle bullshit.

                    [–]eagleapex 0 points1 point ago

                    Hear! Hear!

                    [–]Idiotank -1 points0 points ago

                    You have never had bacon vodka.

                    [–]Lostinservice 5 points6 points ago

                    Don't ruin vodka by adding bacon to it, and don't ruin bacon by adding vodka to it. Together doesn't mean better.

                    [–]eagleapex 1 point2 points ago

                     "Want _____-flavored vodka? Just add _____ to vodka!"

                    Vodka=Slut.
                    :7

                    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

                    only if your Russian

                    [–]bugzrrad 0 points1 point ago

                    you're*

                    FTFY

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                    It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a flying fuck I don't give!

                    [–]bugzrrad 0 points1 point ago

                    well, obviously. if you did "give a flying fuck" you would've spelled it correctly.

                    [–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

                    Ron Swanson can kiss my ass whilst I enjoy my martini.

                    [–]BabyBrown87 0 points1 point ago

                    My roommate drinks purely Vodka. And he took great offense to this when he heard it for the first time. And I laughed hysterically.

                    [–]Fu_Man_Chu 0 points1 point ago

                    Since when is well filtered Tequila a women's drink?

                    [–]tlilz 0 points1 point ago

                    My husband always says never trust a woman who drinks brown liquor. That's why I drink my Wild Turkey in the closet now.

                    [–]skatastik 0 points1 point ago

                    Fuck this, saying something is manly or womanly doesn't make it so

                    [–]King_of_god 0 points1 point ago

                    "flavored vodka is for wusses and pregnant women"

                    [–]scaredofgoldfish 0 points1 point ago

                    I want to down vote you to hell for putting a quote with a different scene. I will get my vengeance.

                    [–]WeaponexT 0 points1 point ago

                    I lost my shit when I saw this because I generally feel the same way. Only brown booze for me.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                    Vodka is a pussy drink? You sit are incorrect. Your picture is bad an you should feel bad!

                    [–]pottrpupptpals 0 points1 point ago

                    Nice work using a quote from the season finale in the 3rd episode of this season.

                    [–]noodlethebear 0 points1 point ago

                    This line was actually originally said by Gavin McInnes in his documentary "A Million in The Morning."

                    [–]knockturne 0 points1 point ago

                    When I was watching that scene, I said, "fuck yeah" when Ben ordered my drink of choice...and then Ron instantly crushed my excitement.

                    [–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

                    I don't care as long as it makes you tolerable. (all of you!)

                    [–]irockthecatbox 0 points1 point ago

                    Tell that to Russians

                    [–]leSmoothOperator 0 points1 point ago

                    I beg to differ- bottle of Vladmir Vodka is $10

                    [–]Pr4370r1u5 -1 points0 points ago

                    Repost this to r/alcohol, you may learn something.

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                    [–]March_of_the_ENTropy -1 points0 points ago

                    There is very little that is actually clear. Various levels of opacity, bro.

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                      [–]dreamerkid001 -1 points0 points ago

                      When I saw this during the episode, the first thing I thought was: It's only a matter of time before this ends up on reddit. Reddit, you never disappoint.

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