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Photobombing master (imgur.com)

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[–]jyz002 73 points74 points ago

Is that a reverse merman?

[–]GOPLAYOUTS1DE 9 points10 points ago

If this isn't proof for evolution idk what is

[–]xanderempire 15 points16 points ago

I know a drunk sailor that used to get wasted and fuck these kinds of slutty fish people. Here he is partying with a "hammer head". I bet you can guess why they call them that.

[–]shpeilin 3 points4 points ago

Free Willie?

[–]Coolcon22 -2 points-1 points ago

:O repost! Grrrr!!

[–]im_only_sleeping_ 0 points1 point ago

its a huish - top half fish - bottom half human

pronounced Hoo-ee-sh

[–]musketeer925 0 points1 point ago

Oh, because a mermaid is definitely a fiman.

[–]kojak2091 2 points3 points ago

This caused me to look up the etymology of mermaid:

late 14c., mermayde, lit. "maid of the sea," from M.E. mere "sea, lake" (see mere (n.)) + maid. O.E. had equivalent merewif (see wife). Tail-less in northern Europe; the fishy form is a medieval influence from classical sirens. A favorite sign of taverns since at least early 15c. Merman is a later formation (c.1600).

Don't know how to convert that to a fish headed man.

Alright fish could be

fish, fiss, fich, vish, viss, fisk, fix, fiysh, feysh, fesh, fech

and head could be

hd, hdde, hd(e, head, heid, hiede, hide, het & hved, hved, hvd, hved, hevod, heveð, hefed, hewed, heaved, heaveð, eaved, heafod, heafoð, heafad, hæved, hæfed, hæfved, hafed, haphed, hafved, heofod, hived & hevet, hefet, heavet, hæfet, havet & hfd(e, hevd, efd, heafd(e, hæfd(e, heifd, hafd(e, hifde & (in place names) -ed, -ide & (errors) heried, hevesde. Pl. hdes, etc. & hveden, heaveden, heafden, haveden, hafden, (in place name) havedenes & (early) heaved, heafde

And man is

man (n.) Also mane, manne, mon(e, monne, (?error) ma. Forms: sg. gen. man(e)s, mannes, etc. & man, (error) men; dat. man(ne, etc. & (early) men, manna, monnen; pl. men, menne, (errors) meyn, man, me, mennes & (early) mæn, monne, mannen; gen. men(e)s, mennes, (error) mannes & men & manne, monne, menne, mennene, (early) manna, -æ, monna, -æ, mone, mannen(e, monnen(e, -an, mennen; dat. men, menne & manne, monne, (early) mannen, -a(n, -um, monnen, -an, -um, -am, monen, mennen & (error) mannes

So throw any three of those together and we have: Vissefdmon. The greatest digimon ever.

[–]InfamousAmos 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it's a namrem!

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[–]im_only_sleeping_ 0 points1 point ago

i knew i'd see this here

[–]Chrya 29 points30 points ago

The Zora have arrived.

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[–]barryllium 0 points1 point ago

Zori?

[–]djslim21 38 points39 points ago

Upvote for resisting the urge to title this "Photobombing Level: Master"

[–]kojak2091 3 points4 points ago

Or "Photobombing Level: Fish"

[–]Honda_TypeR -1 points0 points ago

But ... you couldn't resist saying it could you!?!?! COULD YOU!?!?!

[–]MaxP42 9 points10 points ago

Reminds me of Trout Mask Replica.

[–]Niciiman 2 points3 points ago

I came here to say the same thing. But it's okay. Because I like you. Because you like TMR.

[–]Wingingcarrot 4 points5 points ago

The only reason I upvoted was because it's funny. But if you did the title like "Photobomb level:fish" it would have been different.

[–]themicahnator 13 points14 points ago

I had you tagged as "probably reposted this." So I checked. That tag sure did come in handy!

[–]N-e-i-t-o -3 points-2 points ago

Alas, your wisdom is being ignored, for you dwell near the bottom with all of the other 1-2 upvoted comments.

[–]Zoggin 2 points3 points ago

That bastard diver ruining what would have been a fantastic profile picture for the fish.

[–]atheistjubu 2 points3 points ago

::sigh:: It's a trap!

[–]_Moller_ 2 points3 points ago

I though of this for some reason

[–]HybridCue 1 point2 points ago

looks like he found the zora mask

[–]ryan2point0 1 point2 points ago

Photobombing mackerel?

[–]phish92129 1 point2 points ago

Good job Sergeant Major.

[–]otakuman 1 point2 points ago

Obligatory Slayers reference

[–]IamGOD_AMA 10 points11 points ago

There is something about this photo that is quite... fishy.

[–]xcforlife 51 points52 points ago

groan

[–]kakianyx 26 points27 points ago

What's wrong? Are you hurt?

[–]xanderempire 19 points20 points ago

I think he just doesn't like to sea pun threads.

[–]sulubster 6 points7 points ago

Water you all waiting for? I expected more puns!

[–]Blithon -1 points0 points ago

Now sea here, young Redditor . . .

[–]MrRabbit 2 points3 points ago

Just accept it. This is going to happen.

[–]Eldryce 0 points1 point ago

My friends at school have taken to doing this, and most of them haven't even heard of Reddit.

[–]TheLAWLBOT -1 points0 points ago

Water you talking about? It wasn't that bad. I thought it was hilarious, jokes like that just gill me!

[–]xray677 2 points3 points ago

Reddit has prepared us for this. STARE FOR PIXELS!

[–]PPOKEZ -4 points-3 points ago

Trust in the scales of justice.

[–]Loco_Moco 2 points3 points ago

That fish looks like a Derpfish.

[–]twentysomethinger 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of my ex-wife

[–]jettrscga 7 points8 points ago

Not only is that strange because of the whole fish-for-a-head thing, but also because that is a man. I am confused, but I don't judge.

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[–]twentysomethinger -1 points0 points ago

Did you ever notice these little bottles of shampoo they give you at a hotel?

[–]EthicalReasoning 0 points1 point ago

THE RED FINS??!?! DONT LEAVE US HANGING WHAT COLOR FINS DID SHE LIKE?!??

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

Aquaman's getting a movie?

[–]JGPH 0 points1 point ago

No photoshopping necessary!

[–]herpichj 0 points1 point ago

courtesy of National Geographic

[–]mynameisrainer 0 points1 point ago

It's a new species of mermaid

[–]cnov 0 points1 point ago

No one out ranks the Sergeant Major when it comes to lens time.

[–]TheLAWLBOT 0 points1 point ago

That would be an epic mask to go along with the horse

[–]diablo3maxsettings 0 points1 point ago

just a guy with a fishhead. wheres the photobomb?

[–]ceandros 0 points1 point ago

I connected just to upvote this.

[–]emeraldrumm 0 points1 point ago

Is the man or the fish the master? It looks like you were taking a picture of the fish and the man photobombed to me.

[–]donebythehands 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]sleenkey 0 points1 point ago

Just keep swimming..Just keep swimming..

[–]HoovHoovie 0 points1 point ago

Something is fishy about this picture...

[–]Watkins000 0 points1 point ago

ZORA!

[–]0x570x690x6c0x6c 0 points1 point ago

Where is this?

[–]StoopStep 0 points1 point ago

surprised no one in the thread has brought up captain beefhart

[–]MasterColossi 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not titling it "Photobombing Level: Fish". That shit is getting old.

[–]Yeeaaaarrrgh 0 points1 point ago

I sea what you did there.

[–]iamkush 0 points1 point ago

Make this a mask. Make this a mask and sell it on Amazon NOW. I will buy a 1000 copies...

[–]awsumnes 0 points1 point ago

I think I see Hot_Bid somewhere in this photo

[–]c6h12o6free 0 points1 point ago

There's something fishy about this picture.

[–]faRawrie 0 points1 point ago

Photobomb level =Magikarp

[–]pcurve 0 points1 point ago

COMPLETELY relevant

[–]goaless 0 points1 point ago

the fuck did i just watch?

[–]TimCurrysLoveChild 0 points1 point ago

FUCK. I thought that was real for a second!

[–]pacsmack54 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]abom420 0 points1 point ago

Well done, Thought that was a fish-mask for a solid 10 seconds.

[–]M3nt0R 0 points1 point ago

I have to ask, did you really stare at the image for a solid 10 seconds before realizing it wasn't a mask?

[–]abom420 -1 points0 points ago

Actually, I remember this, and yes It was near ..counting out now more like 6 or 7 seconds.

[–]M3nt0R 1 point2 points ago

Haha I took about 5 days to reply to you, and you took about 5 days to reply to me. Are we best friENTs?

[–]abom420 -1 points0 points ago

Well I'm back what, 5 more days? I'm a slow commentator.

Thinking now, It seems I just spend 6 hours at work weekly just replying to all my comments at once.

[–]Intimate_bear 0 points1 point ago

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you, but then i took a mace to the face!

[–]YouHadItComing 0 points1 point ago

He must have gone to school for it..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Aquaman fail.

[–]Ishmael12 0 points1 point ago

Sergeant Majors are the rats of the sea, and they're often so used to people feeding them scraps that they'll sometimes bump into your snorkel mask/camera.

Annoying fish

[–]jebud 0 points1 point ago

Photobombing Major

[–]campaigns 0 points1 point ago

That's an incredibly awesome photo.

[–]coumesam 0 points1 point ago

Photobomb level: 20,000 leagues

[–]UncleLev 0 points1 point ago

photobombing: defined

too many people use that term loosely - I'll direct them here when they need to be shown what it means. :D

[–]theboot8 0 points1 point ago

Imagine all of the fish urine.

[–]viksra 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of http://gyazo.com/7ed0028e2f4514753415cce17bd08898

[–]ABloodyEnglishman 0 points1 point ago

Well this picture seems to be quite a catch!

[–]Duhya 1 point2 points ago

Please report to the appropriate pun comment thread.

[–]hrdxxcorey 1 point2 points ago

REPOST

[–]Trust_The_Math -2 points-1 points ago

You're a gay fish.

[–]FuriousJ -1 points0 points ago

The true photobombing master

[–]Vermilious -2 points-1 points ago

False

[–]westyfield 5 points6 points ago

It's taking ages to load so here's my prediction: Dwight, with the caption saying "photobombing is intentional, this is just accidental".

Edit: Well, fuck.

[–]SpineyB -1 points0 points ago

it's a zora

[–]Hondo22 -1 points0 points ago

I know, that fucking human got in the way

[–]TimeLadyInsane -1 points0 points ago

IT'S A DEEP ONE!! DAGON COMES!!

[–]Gibblesworth -1 points0 points ago

Tada!!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for not saying "Photobombing level: 99"

[–]xxthemattxx -1 points0 points ago

That guy is ruining that fish's family portrait.

[–]crunch816 -1 points0 points ago

Or photoshopping master...

[–]natatat14 -1 points0 points ago

i see nothing wrong

[–]maximaLz -3 points-2 points ago

Photoshop scrub.

[–]TeenyTwoo -3 points-2 points ago

Photobomb level: fish herp derp hurr

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