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[–]Deathsquid 122 points123 points ago

This is literally the only thing I want to know about this .gif.

[–]IdioticReplies 28 points29 points ago

Really? Not even curious as to why someone is filming him talking about random boob sucking?

[–]Capncorky 31 points32 points ago

Speaks for itself, IMO.

[–]PublicAccessNYC 4 points5 points ago

It's from one of those African b movies.

[–]SaltyBabe 4 points5 points ago

Probably something about culture of how women dress where he lives vs. some where more liberated.

[–]Zeppelanoid 9 points10 points ago

Well, now I feel sad.

[–]facestabber 3 points4 points ago

Aw, don't feel bad, Zeppelanoid.

[–]CaptinCrunchies 2 points3 points ago

NO. He will be sad and he will like it.

[–]F5in 13 points14 points ago

It forgot to mention that shortly after, they turn blue and grow ponytails which they can plug into the environment!

[–]FelixTheNomad 4 points5 points ago

Or he's this guy's brother: http://imgur.com/MbBnv

[–]Jew-Kike 4 points5 points ago

Are you sure it's not because his daddy is his uncle?

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

I doubt it. Looks more like a thyroid problem.

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

That would only effect his eyes.

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

That's all I see that's wrong. I've seen FAS and doesn't look like his face -shrug-

[–]Natural_One 0 points1 point ago

The illustration says "in the young child". A google image search shows adults dont look like the guy in the gif.

[–]Axolotile -1 points0 points ago

I thought he looked cool.

[–]xMusicloverr 71 points72 points ago

I'm so incredibly uncomfortable right now..

[–]DivinityInsanity 149 points150 points ago

It's called an erection.

[–]TheFern33 13 points14 points ago

Go on......

[–]uptwolait 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, I'm done.

[–]lolsucksforyou 1 point2 points ago

Not you, the other guy.

[–]H5Mind 15 points16 points ago

[–]LiteraryBoner 5 points6 points ago

The only response to discomfort.

[–]360walkaway 56 points57 points ago

Holy shit, his eyes are the stuff of nightmares.

[–]laxet 16 points17 points ago

Tell me about it. Viewed it on my phone, was presented with this: http://i.imgur.com/SyvLG.png.

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 0 points1 point ago

Explain your screen cap wizardry.

[–]laxet 1 point2 points ago

Volume Down + Power Button :)

[–]_Tuxed0_ 0 points1 point ago

What app is that? Looks nice.

EDIT: nvm, found it: Reddit Sync

[–]laxet 0 points1 point ago

In comparison to other apps, it's lacking feature-wise. But it is gorgeous.

[–]LenDogXC 29 points30 points ago

He reminds me of a manjini from Resident Evil 5.

[–]sno_so_pro 12 points13 points ago

because he's black

[–]offscreen 5 points6 points ago

More like a J'avo from Resident Evil 6. Might be a bit too on the nose though.

[–]CockOfTheRock 1 point2 points ago

or a navi from avatar

[–]Plastastic 13 points14 points ago

What's wrong with his faaaace?

[–]Bluebraid 64 points65 points ago

[–]CitizenPremier 2 points3 points ago

My mom drunkt wine wile i are baby and i fine

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 4 points5 points ago

He got punched by Ewan McDonald.

[–]TurdHobo 0 points1 point ago

Plinket reference, upvote for you.

[–]PixxieDuust 14 points15 points ago

this makes me afraid to be female ...

[–]Fistandantalus 91 points92 points ago

Gollum spent too much time on the tanning bed.

[–]creepyeyes 40 points41 points ago

[–]i_fap_faps 8 points9 points ago

WTF?

[–]Vanetia 1 point2 points ago

freaky-eyes-1.jpg

You know... I think I won't be clicking on that link. Not after what I've just seen.

[–]corvus_corone 7 points8 points ago

If that's where you draw the line, then maybe /r/WTF isn't the place for you.

[–]Vanetia 1 point2 points ago

It's not that I'm drawing the line per se I just would rather not have nightmares tonight and dude in the OP was scary enough for one day.

For all I know that picture is, like, nothing to me. However, I choose not to risk my good night's sleep to find out.

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[–]ScrubTutor 2 points3 points ago

Ye gods! WHAT THE HELL WAS IT?!

[–]Kilcannon 0 points1 point ago

What was the image?

[–]atheist_maybe 4 points5 points ago

NSFW/NSFL

[–]Steams 4 points5 points ago

what was it ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Dammit man, we must know!

[–]atheist_maybe 2 points3 points ago

Bestiality, with real life pics.

[–]jackk225 2 points3 points ago

I missed it :c

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oh. Well I regret asking.

[–]kaminamina 2 points3 points ago

Please don't ever post that image again.

[–]creepyeyes 3 points4 points ago

What was it?

[–]kaminamina 0 points1 point ago

A very graphic documentation of the rape and genital mutilation of a male German Shepard, saying that this is what furries are really like.

Whatever you're imagining right now, I can guarantee it was worse than that.

[–]mfwNoRedditNames 2 points3 points ago

i came

[–]justmadethisaccountt 7 points8 points ago

Sadly, women do not say the same about his penis.

[–]boccob 2 points3 points ago

actually maybe that's a good thing.

[–]weFightFoo 17 points18 points ago

flava flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav!!!!!!

[–]KKKKlaus 12 points13 points ago

[–]guyw2legs 6 points7 points ago

Robbaz?

[–]-CUNT- 0 points1 point ago

KING OF SWEDEN

[–]Pirru 1 point2 points ago

[–]Jew-Kike 268 points269 points ago*

What an unfortunate looking specimen. How did he get out of his cage?

Edit: Seriously though, I want to hunt it like game.

Edit 2: Goddamit, you assholes, look at what you've done to all my negative karma!

[–]ItchyLemon 128 points129 points ago

Must have sucked his way out.

[–]CharlesDeBalles 58 points59 points ago

His eyes... they're so far apart...

[–]Bluebraid 26 points27 points ago

Classic FAS.

[–]Snuhmeh 25 points26 points ago

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The other guy said FAS but I figured some people didn't know what that was.

[–]CharlesDeBalles -1 points0 points ago

haha Thank you. I definitely was not sure what it was.

[–]KoofyKoof 48 points49 points ago

I call these the 'Ozil eyes', for all the football/soccer fans out there.

[–]Odd-One-Out 1 point2 points ago

Imagine Özil eyes and Puyol hair.

[–]samsf90 9 points10 points ago

O __ O

[–]inb4_shitredditsays 29 points30 points ago

[–]Fairchild660 2 points3 points ago

On the plus side; I bet he has great depth perception.

[–]doctorcameltoe 7 points8 points ago

can't contain my laughter at the "edit"

[–]dressedAsDog 13 points14 points ago

Not sure if funny or extremely racist.

[–]victorapplesmash 62 points63 points ago

Not racist. The guy looks like a fucking salamander.

[–]Jew-Kike 10 points11 points ago

Well it was slightly racist, I mean, I keep my house-nigger in a cage.

[–]monkeymagoo 6 points7 points ago

I like how this is the one thread where people like you.

[–]Jew-Kike 1 point2 points ago

Humans are fickle.

[–]tubcat 0 points1 point ago

Screw you. You're gonna get upvotes and you're gonna like it.

[–]MustardMcguff -3 points-2 points ago

I'm not sure whether is this meant to be racist or ableist, but either way, it's awful and it's not funny.

[–]stanfan114 -2 points-1 points ago

It is a side of Jesse Jackson one does not see all that often.

[–]MonkeysDontEvolve 20 points21 points ago

Full video?

[–]sasseriansection 56 points57 points ago

here ya go [nsfw]

It gets good at 2:00

*edit for nsfw tag

[–]mermaidrampage 13 points14 points ago

Oh wow....and I thought the gif was WTF

[–]1368JM 4 points5 points ago

This is fucking EPIC! That guy on r/IAmA next week!

[–]Blaidreaper 5 points6 points ago

It's like he is some type demon that feeds from breasts, like a baby but more scary. And the power of christ repels him!

[–]Net_Bastard 4 points5 points ago

Ghana might just be the Japan of Africa.

[–]Some_Africans 1 point2 points ago

And I thought Africa was weird enough.

[–]jackk225 1 point2 points ago

The sad thing is, I've seen hundreds of guys act exactly like that online .-.

[–]PolarTX -1 points0 points ago

the 5 minute video has a 4 minute ad..

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[–]sasseriansection 2 points3 points ago

Is Abyss Alien Tit truly NSFW though?

[–]NothingInsightful 1 point2 points ago

You would want the full video, you.

[–]BernieBern 8 points9 points ago

He looks like a black steve buscemi.

[–]iamthecoconutman 5 points6 points ago

Worldstarhiphop!

[–]ch41n54w 7 points8 points ago

If he were any more inbred, hee would be a sandwich.

[–]SeparateCzechs 14 points15 points ago

What if a guy exposes his cock?

[–]USxMARINE 13 points14 points ago

Free BJ

[–]Mrjetsondc 10 points11 points ago

Fucking Ron Artest trolling reddit

[–]OfficerBarbier 6 points7 points ago

Metta Suck Teats

[–]SaggyBallsHD 2 points3 points ago

"BABY RUUTH!"

[–]MisterCortez 2 points3 points ago

I know what this is, I heard stories when I was younger. That is a Chupacabra

[–]inFamousMax 12 points13 points ago

This is how I feel about Oreo's.

[–]UncleTogie 3 points4 points ago

Lasagne and/or bacon for me. Watch your fingers if you wave either in front of my face...

[–]dumbkid 4 points5 points ago

Its called FAS, and its why I put my head in my hands everytime I see some pregnant chav woman outside O'Neills with a glass in her hand and a cigarette in the other

[–]emad154 30 points31 points ago*

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ineverlisten 398 points399 points ago

ಠ _ ಠ

[–]kipperfish 5 points6 points ago

[–]Mellowed 18 points19 points ago

Oh man I can't believe how long I spent laughing at this. Just perfect.

[–]rahr12341 7 points8 points ago

[–]turtlecopter 3 points4 points ago

Disapproving potato?

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

Holy fuck...that was brilliant. Upvote for you. Thanks for the belly laugh this morning.

[–]Jjunior130 3 points4 points ago

[–]Joedang100 1 point2 points ago

This explains that earlier .gif I saw of this guy...

[–]freecandy_van 1 point2 points ago

Hammerhead eyes

[–]DeathByCarousel 1 point2 points ago

I hear a slurping noise. SHHHHLLLLLLLLLLUP!

[–]kareemabduljabbq 1 point2 points ago

this Kony guy has got to be stopped.

[–]MuuaadDib 1 point2 points ago

American ghetto gangstas got nothing on fucking crazy Africa people.

[–]justonecomment 2 points3 points ago

And this is why we can't have nice things.

[–]iceman78772 1 point2 points ago

Who's the mentally challenged guy from The Boondocks?

[–]InSubmission 1 point2 points ago

Uncle Ruckus - No Relation.

[–]EMASCULATED_REDDITOR 1 point2 points ago

Baby Ruuuuth?

[–]maxant27 1 point2 points ago

He looks like Alabama Face Guy without even trying.

[–]seanabel 1 point2 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things!

[–]hmistry 1 point2 points ago

And people say "we" as humans all equally evolved.

[–]princetrunks 2 points3 points ago

He will eat da poo poo.

[–]Unsung_Hero101 1 point2 points ago

.....Still a better love story than Twilight

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And that's how Nodwandwe was shot dead.

[–]mommy2libras 0 points1 point ago

I am creeped out.

[–]kittenEater 0 points1 point ago

Disturbing..

[–]vampiresarestillcool 0 points1 point ago

the title of this post makes me think of frodo offering to take the ring to mordor. it was very different from this.

[–]OjosAzules 0 points1 point ago

Baby ruuuuth?

[–]Winterhawk772 0 points1 point ago

looks like yoda he does

[–]MrRexTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Can I get a source for this?

[–]fastestguninthewest 0 points1 point ago

Me too, buddy. I like your thinkin'.

[–]not1frak 0 points1 point ago

Damn, man! Quit nigerian-lipping it.

[–]routewest 0 points1 point ago

This guy came to mind.

[–]kiwimonster21 0 points1 point ago

I want to see the damn video this is from.

[–]Lundix 0 points1 point ago

I need to see the video this came from.

[–]becauseican95 0 points1 point ago

After seeing The Avengers, I wondered who could play Black Panther in the sequel. I think we've found our star

[–]deusmacabre 0 points1 point ago

Tay Zonday's lost it!

[–]Inky_musty 0 points1 point ago

Black Golem.

[–]domosan30 0 points1 point ago

...Wrong on so many levels. And at Bluebraid, 'he'?!

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

Is this from a movie?

[–]LeazZ 0 points1 point ago

I am never taking my shirt off again and I am a skinny man.

[–]Mugo70 0 points1 point ago

Actually, he has Cruozon syndrome. I know someone IRL who has this and the resemblence beetwen him and OP's post is unbelievable.

[–]iwantanolive 0 points1 point ago

well I'm going to put 3 sweaters on

[–]LaodiceaTheUnbanned 0 points1 point ago

You have my sword.

[–]ObsGenesis 0 points1 point ago

GREAT...now any time I see breasts I will think of this guy. THANKS....

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a great general in Kony's army.

[–]Dueteronomysfuntosay 0 points1 point ago

You jive ass MOTHER-FUCKER!!!!!!

[–]TXrichard 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only one who really wants to know why he's talking to a camera about forcibly sucking exposed breasts?

[–]ItchyPooter 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but this gif is honestly the first time I've had a freakout moment about my wife being pregnant. This shit just left me questioning the world, my ability to protect my family, the future, everything.

Fucking reddit.

[–]ararphile -2 points-1 points ago

Typical negroid.

[–]CanadianMooose -3 points-2 points ago

Dear gods it's Mr. Potato Head.

[–]talitus -1 points0 points ago

Wherever I go, I must also rape.

[–]cjb630 -2 points-1 points ago

Kill it.

[–]Massive_goat -1 points0 points ago

The guy is a mutant, he is not going to get any.

[–]hiimchloe -1 points0 points ago

looks like someones got mommy issues...

[–]CrazyBastard -3 points-2 points ago

what? quasimodo isnt black