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[–]Kentravyon 52 points53 points ago

My dog once pissed on another dog's face whilst it was barking through a hole in the fence. Alpha as fuck.

[–]Chachoregard 13 points14 points ago

Mine too and it was on a chihuahua. Only pissed it off even more.

[–]j_dunkle 144 points145 points ago

I'm going to repost all over his repost, that will show him

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]FuryJams 3 points4 points ago

I just got reposted all over... It really showed me

[–]vengeful_sock 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say exactly this. Take my upvote instead.

[–]Tripudelops 6 points7 points ago

Plus, this should be in AdviceAnimals....

[–]moorvmoorv 1 point2 points ago

Ehm... I'm not too sure about this. It's just a picture with a joke written in that signature font, with a sentence at the top and bottom of the picture. That's not an advice animal, silly!

[–]90plusWPM 2 points3 points ago

I too came here to say this exact same thing. Have another upvote.

[–]acdcpeon 15 points16 points ago

With 3 dogs, I deal with this daily. Dog logic infuriates me sometimes.

[–]wheresurgodnow 2 points3 points ago

It's a vicious cycle

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1 point2 points ago

hmmmm... where is ur dog now?

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 1 point2 points ago

So I gotta ask. When one of your dogs takes a wizz do the other two go on after?

[–]acdcpeon 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. I have to let them outside one at a time. I have 2 males and a female. All small dogs. The two males always try to pee wherever the other one went. Takes FOREVER for them to get done. Even in the rain.

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious. My dogs were so cute. Oh well. I'll get one again someday. Have fun with yo pups!

[–]wiltedbouquet 0 points1 point ago

Dogs don't do this to "show" or "one up" other dogs. It's a social activity. It says, "Hey look everybody! I pissed here too!"

[–]Wheat_Grinder 5 points6 points ago

http://qkme.me/3pa4fq

[–]pandapwnr[S] -5 points-4 points ago

sauce for you

[–]CTwo 5 points6 points ago

This reminded me of a specific Mr. Show sketch.

[–]nightpete 3 points4 points ago

Came for the Mr. Show reference, was not disappointed. We are friends again, ha!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i spit on your spit, i piss on your spit, i shit on your piss, i fart on your shit, i laugh at your fart, we are friends again, oy! ♫

[–]ChewyPotatoCream 13 points14 points ago

This belongs on /r/adviceanimals.

[–]awkwardwhiteguy -5 points-4 points ago

I don't know, seemed kinda funny. Isn't r/funny an appropriate place for funny stuff?

[–]NonPermissive 3 points4 points ago

Memes are against the rules here.

[–]melance 2 points3 points ago

This is why I like to pee in other people's bathrooms.

[–]madrespect 7 points8 points ago

comeon mods... this is a meme.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

There's a report button for times like these.

[–]Fhajad[!] -2 points-1 points ago

Is it a meme? I've never seen this image with text before. What meme is it?

[–]mrP0P0 1 point2 points ago

Vincent!

[–]Sinternet 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to repost all over the front page. That will get me karma.

[–]Intergalacticmonkey 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin reposts!

[–]clonn 1 point2 points ago

Copy

[–]aboeve 1 point2 points ago

I wonder what the top comment was last time this was posted.

[–]hollaballa 0 points1 point ago

What is that, a labrodauschand?

[–]nicholmikey 0 points1 point ago

Only way I can respond to this dog picture : http://goldblumretriever.ytmnd.com/

[–]alejo699 0 points1 point ago

This is what I think whenever I see a wall that's been tagged a hundred times.

[–]MethylOrange42 0 points1 point ago

More like "that will piss him off".

[–]runaroundmike_work 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, you know Hank?????

[–]tusocalypse 0 points1 point ago

And it immediately trumps his territory marking. It is now my territory, even though his scent is still there mixed with mine.

[–]bricardo 0 points1 point ago

My dogs always do this. Whether the littler dog or the big dog goes, if the other sees it, there goes a bit more piss on the same place on the grass.

[–]Crazykuku 0 points1 point ago

Damn repost...

[–]vladoman 0 points1 point ago

Politics, amirite?

[–]the_onetwo 0 points1 point ago

hey, you guys talking about piss?

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

Whenever a dog comes onto my property to piss on the bushes or trees I hose it all off with water just to spite them.

[–]cpennington 0 points1 point ago

Reposts make me feel all tingly inside.

[–]an_all_caps_username 1 point2 points ago

Reposts make me feel all tinkly inside.

FTFY

[–]Culturalculdesac -1 points0 points ago

It's called pee-mail, my dog leaves messages all over the neighborhood.

[–]hailhorrors -1 points0 points ago

I read this in Charlie Kelly's voice.

[–]haybooboo -1 points0 points ago

My friend's poodle used to pee standing on its back legs and hopping around... he was a bit of a show off

[–]iamyeff -1 points0 points ago

Lap logic.

[–]EliteCowdung -1 points0 points ago

Then I'm going to eat my own shit. That'll show me!

[–]Trolliverr -2 points-1 points ago

My uncle has a relevant story about this. He bought a new dog, a black Labrador, and it was pretty badly behaved so they took it to one of those dog training courses. About halfway through my Uncle noticed that whenever he took a piss on a walk, the dog would piss right over the same spot. He asked the trainer at the course what he should do, like smack the dog or something when the dog did this.

The trainer stopped the entire walk of about 40 people to shout "Ok, so John's dog pisses over his piss when they're walking; what does that mean the dog is trying to do?" And the people said "Dominate him?" the guy says "Right! So the solution is to dominate him back. And how do we do this? JOHN SHOULD PISS ON THE DOG'S HEAD."

So from now on whenever my Uncle takes a piss on a walk, and the dog pisses over his piss, he pisses on the dog's head.

TL;DR Uncle had a bad dog, pissed on its head.

[–]emperorpotatoketchup 0 points1 point ago

sounds like a bad owner

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

That's how the define the boundaries of their territories. When your dog pees over someone else's he says "Ok, I accept that your territory comes here, and here I sign my agreement that my territory ends up here.

Futile exercise if you ask me because those dogs are just dragged outside from within a home so those limits are hardly ever respected.

This might be a Disney film, but it's actually not a bad one when it comes to depicting wolves in the wild (in case of confusion, remember dogs are just evolved wolves)

[–]string97bean -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know, I think it makes a statement.

[–]sladoid -3 points-2 points ago

Am I the only one who trains their dog like an alpha dog? If my dog pisses somewhere I whip out and pop a squirt. If he tries that spot again I go after him and grab his scruff and wrestle him to the ground (not hurtning him just wrestling like dogs always do when they play or are being disciplined by the alpha dog). Just putting it out there that there's at least one person who does it back! hahaha

[–]Pixel_Hound -5 points-4 points ago

Oh dog logic; you're not as much fun as cat logic, but still worth 864 upvotes :)

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