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[–]GeorgeRomero 29 points30 points ago

I feel like the only guy in the world who finds that dance incredibly unattractive.

[–]helgihermadur 5 points6 points ago

You're not.

[–]iamjakt 8 points9 points ago

There's nothing more unnatural than a rich white girl trying to dance like a poor ethnic minority.

[–]haux 2 points3 points ago

The dogs on the other hand... HOT.

[–]REDDIT- 14 points15 points ago

Wilfred and Bear

[–]RainDownMyBlues 0 points1 point ago

Did the american version of Wilfred get cancelled? I'll be so sad :(. American Wilfred was hullarus

[–]hiiammaddie 18 points19 points ago

Clarification: That's a Phi Sigma Kappa shirt, PSK is a frat not a sorority

[–]hazyharry 3 points4 points ago

haha i'm in phi sigma kappa. i wonder who this brother is

[–]guard5600 2 points3 points ago

damn proud brother!

[–]ponchobrown -3 points-2 points ago

Iota chapter reporting in

[–]swic_medic 1 point2 points ago

Damn proud, epsilon epsilon here

[–]ldav5 2 points3 points ago

I was going to say the same thing... the shirt looks like it fits her pretty well. That bro must not be very jacked. hahaha

[–]tclipse 0 points1 point ago

Honorary brother and/or sweetheart?

[–]purplepug22 -3 points-2 points ago

Better hope she is married to hum or he is in trouble lol.

[–]electricfoxx 6 points7 points ago

Double Feature

[–]clowndubpope 5 points6 points ago

I guess i gotta be the one to say she can't dance lol

[–]WilsonHanks 10 points11 points ago

I have no idea what to fap to.

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 4 points5 points ago

She's in the way of that hot dog sex.

[–]TickleToeJo 2 points3 points ago

Hotdog sex? Dammit I wish I had a picture of this to post.

There goes my chance :/

[–]dofo458[S] 7 points8 points ago

I think you're looking for this

[–]TickleToeJo 0 points1 point ago

Hmm.. Not bad. Thanks, mate.

[–]ZosoCub 2 points3 points ago

2 bitches 1 pup?

[–]guard5600 2 points3 points ago

I happen to be in PSK, this makes me happy

[–]nsfwers123 0 points1 point ago

Damn glad.

[–]amap100 5 points6 points ago

seems normal to me.

[–]HoggieEater 1 point2 points ago

isn't that David Lee Roth

[–]rstuckmaier 1 point2 points ago

The NSFW tag made me watch the girl intently.

Then I saw it.

[–]purplepug22 1 point2 points ago

Ew.

[–]ashortstorylong 1 point2 points ago

"I learned it from watching you mom!"

[–]acemetrical 0 points1 point ago

Twin Peaks: Laura Palmer Joins a Sorority.

[–]sheranp 7 points8 points ago

Hopefully I won't get downvoted, but, Phi Sigma Kappa is actually a fraternity.

[–]acemetrical 3 points4 points ago

A perfect David Lynch plot twist...

[–]econometrician 2 points3 points ago

Dat bitch is sexy.

[–]authorless 0 points1 point ago

What has gotten into you, Jody Foster?

[–]Offboss 0 points1 point ago

I am not sure which one gave me the boner...

[–]rising_pheonix 0 points1 point ago

Holly shit there's a girl there...

[–]bryman302 0 points1 point ago

Doggy see doggy do

[–]shavedaddy 0 points1 point ago

i guess that's how they get down at phi sigma kappa

[–]sevlemeth 0 points1 point ago

all them bitches do the grind.

[–]dinokitten101 0 points1 point ago

"Don't mind the dog dry humping the stuffed animal. Look at how sexy I dance!"

[–]gimpywang 0 points1 point ago

She dances like kate upton.

[–]alfaheimr 0 points1 point ago

looks like the human girl is performing the mating ritual

[–]BunkeredFaun 0 points1 point ago

Me: "How the hell is this nsfw? I don't see anything bad..." 3 seconds later " Ohhhhhhhh, lolololol"

[–]BamBoozzled 2 points3 points ago

Clearly it turns the dog on to!

[–]coolsilver 0 points1 point ago

Bitch was being tossed around

[–]dsvigos 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah PSK damn proud

[–]guard5600 1 point2 points ago

damn proud

[–]Master_schlicker 0 points1 point ago

Who put that sorority girl in my porn...

[–]momosauky 0 points1 point ago

It is called foreshadowing to what is going to happen to that sorority girl

[–]hiiammaddie 6 points7 points ago

That's Phi Sigma Kappa, it's a frat

[–]iamjakt 0 points1 point ago

Ok, she's wearing a frat shirt. Do you know for sure she's not a sorority girl? I suppose if she was wearing a NASA shirt, she'd be an astronaut.

[–]hiiammaddie 1 point2 points ago

fact: the first american woman in space was a sorority girl

[–]hiiammaddie 0 points1 point ago

you just... disproved your own point?

[–]iamjakt 3 points4 points ago

I was making the point that you can't judge a slut by her cover.

[–]tomloneish -2 points-1 points ago

Fuckin sluts

[–]Eideard -3 points-2 points ago

Just another "self aware" sorority girl

[–]ColeScheffler -1 points0 points ago

There's gotta be an animal sex sub-reddit.